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Existing Games / Re: Portal 2
« on: April 19, 2011, 08:32:16 AM »
2 HOURS UNTIL PORTAL 2.

08:57 - Default boot scheduled to finish in 16:51:49
08:58 - Activating emergency distributed computing grid...
09:00 - GLaDOS@home starting...
09:01 - Recruiting cpus to force faster boot sequence...
19:55 - Calculations complete for The Wonderful End of the World. Recalculating a new launch projection...
11:55 - Calculations complete for 1... 2... 3... Kick It!. Recalculating a new launch projection...
21:00 - Calculations complete for AaaaaAAaaaAAAaaAAAAaAAAAA!!! - A Reckless Disregard for Gravity. Recalculating a new launch projection...
04:00 - Calculations complete for RUSH. Recalculating a new launch projection...
10:15 - Calculations complete for Cogs. Recalculating a new launch projection...
15:35 - Calculations complete for Toki Tori. Recalculating a new launch projection...
20:20 - Calculations complete for BIT.TRIP BEAT. Recalculating a new launch projection...
10:50 - Engaging starch-based power cells
11:00 - Reboot safety test protocol initiated...
11:00 - Relaxation chamber locks released...
11:00 - Involuntary hazard mitigation associates have assumed testing positions...
11:00 - Pre-release lethality assessment initiated...
12:40 - Calculations complete for Audiosurf. Recalculating a new launch projection...

POTATOES = 333,333
2 days according to Game.co.uk... I Pre-ordered it. £33!!!!

5902
Off-Topic Discussion / Re: General Chatter Thread
« on: April 18, 2011, 12:58:32 PM »
I, personally, hate the Robot stinger. Boring fights, no damage, almost unharmable. Horrible robot.

Which robots do you guys hate?

5903
Off-Topic Discussion / Re: General Chatter Thread
« on: April 17, 2011, 05:29:26 PM »
@all Memes posted recently.

This is to MLP, MFW, and Zufall.

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I've actually had this image since before I even knew what a pony was, it just caught my eye
WinWinWinWinWin

Win

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Off-Topic Discussion / Re: General Chatter Thread
« on: April 17, 2011, 01:52:00 PM »
On an advert:

"Working in the pool all day makes my skin dry..."

SERIOUSLY?

5905
Chatterbox / Re: I Try to Troll
« on: April 17, 2011, 11:25:33 AM »
Tell me if I did it right-



Shameless plug for the happy!
Pause the video whilest you talk, then put it back on. We miss half of it.

5906
Existing Games / Re: Portal 2
« on: April 17, 2011, 10:38:22 AM »
While this makes it 20% cooler, the bullets hurt, and I believe the potential for death is intolerable.
Yes, because I do find that death is an inconvenience.

5907
Custom Components Showcase / Re: Pay Tribute With Replicas
« on: April 16, 2011, 07:44:12 PM »
wheeeeeee

The Bat

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Due to weight constraints, the wings are static and I needed the angled poly skirts because I don't have enough weight for a rear ballast.




Might revise this later though, when I'm done with my programming homework. >.<



I NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED THAT!
You NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED to ask nicely, in a PM.

5908
Chatterbox / Re: Jokes
« on: April 16, 2011, 07:18:34 PM »
*Looks at last page*
What the Fu-
*Goes out of thread*

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Custom Components Showcase / Re: Pay Tribute With Replicas
« on: April 16, 2011, 07:11:26 PM »
Balls. Now bai.
Sorry to bring his up again, but the only reason I haven't made a cheap joke about 'Which mother of yours do these balls belong to?'
is because when Kill come in telling everyone off, I don't want to be involved
In other news, anyone got a replica you want me to make?
Killerhurtz?

Gotta love the car steering fail on that one.  :laughing
Actually, it was kind of useful to go with its speed. The reason why they went into the pit during Series 3 was because of how they forgot it was there since competing in Battlebots   :gawe:
It was a very unlucky bot...

And the killerhurtz guys even said  that the car steering was 'Good at getting us into trouble, bad at getting us out'

Gotta love that bot.

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Custom Components Showcase / Re: Pay Tribute With Replicas
« on: April 16, 2011, 07:02:37 PM »
In other news, anyone got a replica you want me to make?
Killerhurtz?

Gotta love the car steering fail on that one.  :laughing

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Off-Topic Discussion / Re: General Chatter Thread
« on: April 16, 2011, 12:05:49 PM »
*leaves ToW due to it being too demanding and a general lack of SotG*

*yells "FREEEEEDOOOOOOOM!!!" in a similar fashion to the way he does when he jumps a draw bridge in Midtown Madness in a Freightliner Century*

I had Midtown Madness 3 on the Xbox (Not the 360)

Epic game.

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Off-Topic Discussion / Re: General Chatter Thread
« on: April 16, 2011, 10:55:41 AM »
a stupid manga sh*t?
Take your pointless rage away, especially as there is no need for it.

a stupid manga sh*t? And this isn't a 'pointless rage'?

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Broken image link?

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Site News and Feedback / Change in the Rep system?
« on: April 15, 2011, 10:17:08 AM »


Anyone know if this is a glitch/typo, or is it really is 120 hours now? IIRC it was 24 hrs before.

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Off-Topic Discussion / Re: Show your Desktop!
« on: April 14, 2011, 06:09:58 PM »
You must be really ****ing stupid. A faggot is a bundle of twigs. The only meat involved is that giant cock in your mouth.
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I was gonna tell you to calm down, but your arguing against TX. Go for it.

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Modifications / Re: Robot Wars Series 3 Mod
« on: April 14, 2011, 02:36:00 PM »
I may sound like a greedy by saying this, but could I have that rep, purely for fun, of course : :approve:
+1 me, and I'll let you have it   :approve:
+1'd

Remind me tomorrow and I'll +1 again. It's just a click.  ;)
Super, I'll go and make the necessary preparations   :beer:
 
EDIT: Wait a minute, it's gone the other way.
k

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Modifications / Re: Robot Wars Series 3 Mod
« on: April 14, 2011, 01:50:37 PM »
I may sound like a greedy by saying this, but could I have that rep, purely for fun, of course : :approve:

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Chatterbox / Re: Jokes
« on: April 13, 2011, 06:58:36 PM »
And this is called AMERICA for a reason.
Well, here in the South it's called 'murica, but still.
...
What reason?
You never stated why it's called English, so I didn't state a reason why it's called 'Murica.
Because it was 'made' in England.

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Chatterbox / Re: Jokes
« on: April 13, 2011, 06:15:52 PM »
And this is called AMERICA for a reason.
Well, here in the South it's called 'murica, but still.
...
What reason?

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Chatterbox / Re: Jokes
« on: April 13, 2011, 06:10:08 PM »
Q: Why did Jonzu cross the road?

A:
Wuts a knob.
It's a gentleman-sausage. Let's leave it at that.
Ooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
I don't speak British so I wouldn't know.
Don't speak it, eh? Maybe you would if the Yanks didn't bastardise our great language   :rolleyes:
Called ENGLISH for a reason.  ;)

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Chatterbox / Re: Jokes
« on: April 13, 2011, 05:51:33 PM »
Q: Why did Jonzu cross the road?

A:
I Actually LOL'd irl. But according to Jonzu, he is now a girl.

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