Worst Video Game Storylines

[GroudonRobotWars]

What do you think are the worst storylines in a video game.

WWE'12 Outsider(Triple H) Road to Wrestlemania: This storyline made absolutely no sense, First the storyline started good until it got to Triple H returning which when he enters his dressing room, he talks to Kevin Nash on the phone and Kevin Nash is apparently right next to Triple H when he called Nash and then Nash attacked Triple H. This was not explained later in the storyline or in the next part at all.

WWESvR2011: Vs Undertaker RTWM: Th storyline was good until the part where Paul Bearer returned and then you get the Undertakers urn from Kane and you have to capture these black vortexes and later you have to face Jake Roberts, Jimmy Snuka and Masked Kane all in there prime later in the story.

Transformers Dark of the Moon Stealth Addition(Wii and DS): One word describes this: FAIL. The game will not let you transform into a robot, so you have to defeat everything in car mode and not only that, the storyline takes place before the movie unlike the 2 other games, which asks the question why was this game based off dark of the moon if it happened before it and after Revenge of the Fallen

[Reier]

I'm more interested as to why how you've come into possession of those WWE games actually...

[Mr. AS]

princess captured hero must save her

[Scourge of teh Galaxy]

Young male hero finds out he's special and must save the Earth/universe! Did I mention he's barely 10?

[Meganerdbomb]

Young male hero finds out he's special and must save the Earth/universe! Did I mention he's barely 10?

So every Pokemon game ever.

[ty4er]

YOU GOTTA GO COLLECT SOME CRAP TO BEAT OTHER PEOPLES CRAP FOR NO REASON ALL BY YOURSELF AND YOUR PARENTS DONT EXIST

[Scourge of teh Galaxy]

Young male hero finds out he's special and must save the Earth/universe! Did I mention he's barely 10?

So every Pokemon game ever.

And the Final Fantasy games, and in fact most games in the RPG genre. I prefer games like Radiant Historia, where the hero's actually a competent age (youngest is Aht at 9 - Raynie, Marco and Eruca are 17, Stocke is 19, Rosche is 21 and Gafka is mid 30s), and games like Rondo of Swords, where the idea isn't to save the world at all - and, in fact, good and evil aren't so clear cut

YOU GOTTA GO COLLECT SOME CRAP TO BEAT OTHER PEOPLES CRAP FOR NO REASON ALL BY YOURSELF AND YOUR PARENTS DONT EXIST

Final Fantasy in a nutshell

[NFX]

Run about and shoot stuff. Occasionally throw a grenade.

[Scourge of teh Galaxy]

Run about and shoot stuff. Occasionally throw a grenade.

The entire FPS genre in a nutshell

[Mr. AS]

build robots fight robots

[Philippa]

Race around tracks for no discernable reason.

[That Robot is a Spy!]

Beating an angry Frenchman in a mod for a game under the radar.

[Natef]

Run about and shoot stuff. Occasionally throw a grenade.

Not Exactly

Call of Duty 4
Half Life series
Crysis
Homefront
Medal of Honor

[Badnik96]

run around a magic floating island as an amnesiac robot to save a race of rabbit people from an evil doctor

[Jonzu95]

NFX Implicating he knows everything about FPS games? HL2 has the best storyline, EVER. And it's overall the best game.

[Meganerdbomb]

Young male hero finds out he's special and must save the Earth/universe! Did I mention he's barely 10?

So every Pokemon game ever.

And the Final Fantasy games, and in fact most games in the RPG genre. I prefer games like Radiant Historia, where the hero's actually a competent age (youngest is Aht at 9 - Raynie, Marco and Eruca are 17, Stocke is 19, Rosche is 21 and Gafka is mid 30s), and games like Rondo of Swords, where the idea isn't to save the world at all - and, in fact, good and evil aren't so clear cut

You mean most games in the Japanese RPG genre. Although, none of the Final Fantasy games I've played were about 10-year-olds. However, I've only played 1 and 7.

[GoldenFox93]

NFX Implicating he knows everything about FPS games? HL2 has the best storyline, EVER. And it's overall the best game.

Here's a plot-
 
Finnish transvestite fanboys over FPSes and causes everyone to die a little inside

[Incredirobotwars]

I've played Final Fantasy 7 and 13. They have decent storylines that they actually bother to extend, so that people can read about other things going on concerning the storyline if they want.

Crackdown 2 has one of the worst storylines ever. The only thing that keeps it going as a 'good' game is the open environment.

[GoldenFox93]

Crackdown 2 has one of the worst storylines ever. The only thing that keeps it going as a 'good' game is the open environment.

Whenever I think of "Crackdown", I always think of the old Mega Drive game of the same name   

[Meganerdbomb]

NFX Implicating he knows everything about FPS games? HL2 has the best storyline, EVER. And it's overall the best game.

Random nerd dons a suit of power armor and shoots aliens all while not talking.

Seriously, why does Valve love making their protagonists mute so much?