Jokes

[playzooki]

Here's the best joke I've got now.


Two chavs get drunk beat each other up then get thrown in hospital and die of injuries.

Who won?: Society

Says the chav

Apperances and personality can be deceiving.

no one cares mate

[RpJk]

Here's the best joke I've got now.


Two chavs get drunk beat each other up then get thrown in hospital and die of injuries.

Who won?: Society

Says the chav

Apperances and personality can be deceiving.

no one cares mate

Indeed.

[The Red Blur]

[RedAce]

Red Blur.  About your joke.  Uh, well...



Or, at least half of it.

[The Red Blur]

Red Blur.  About your joke.  Uh, well...



Or, at least half of it.

You'll understand when the time comes.

[Reier]

red none of us get your final fantasy reference alien humor

[The Red Blur]

BUT YOU COULD!

[ecolusian]

RED FOR GOD SAKE YOU GOT VOTED MOST ANNOYING PERSON ON GTM AND YOUR STILL POSTING NONSENSE LIKE YOU THING IT FUNNY! IT NOT FUNNY! NO OF YOUR JOKES ON THIS FORUM HAVE BEEN FUNNY! YOUVE JUST DRIVEN PEOPLE TO SLOWLY HATE YOU MORE AND MORE AND WHEN YOU FINALLY GET YOUR COMMUPANCE, YOU GET PARANOID AND START BLAMING EVERYONE ELSE AND GETTING A POINTLESS GRUDGE THAT GOES NOWHERE AND MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE A MASSIVE ****TARD. I KNOW LIFES BEEN HARD FOR YOU MAN, I GET THAT BUT THAT GIVES YOU NO EXCUSE TO AROUND AND START GAINING ATTENTION SO PEOPLE CAN FEEL BAD FOR YOU!! ADMITING YOUR MISTAKES IS ALSO HARD, I STRUGGLE WITH IT MYSELF BUT IF YOU DONT YOU START TO ROT AS A PERSON AND EVERYONE STARTS TO GET DRIVEN AWAY! SO PLEASE AS A FRIEND FROM REAL LIFE PLEASE JUST F**ING STOP!!!!!

[The Red Blur]

RED FOR GOD SAKE YOU GOT VOTED MOST ANNOYING PERSON ON GTM AND YOUR STILL POSTING NONSENSE LIKE YOU THING IT FUNNY! IT NOT FUNNY! NO OF YOUR JOKES ON THIS FORUM HAVE BEEN FUNNY! YOUVE JUST DRIVEN PEOPLE TO SLOWLY HATE YOU MORE AND MORE AND WHEN YOU FINALLY GET YOUR COMMUPANCE, YOU GET PARANOID AND START BLAMING EVERYONE ELSE AND GETTING A POINTLESS GRUDGE THAT GOES NOWHERE AND MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE A MASSIVE ****TARD. I KNOW LIFES BEEN HARD FOR YOU MAN, I GET THAT BUT THAT GIVES YOU NO EXCUSE TO AROUND AND START GAINING ATTENTION SO PEOPLE CAN FEEL BAD FOR YOU!! ADMITING YOUR MISTAKES IS ALSO HARD, I STRUGGLE WITH IT MYSELF BUT IF YOU DONT YOU START TO ROT AS A PERSON AND EVERYONE STARTS TO GET DRIVEN AWAY! SO PLEASE AS A FRIEND FROM REAL LIFE PLEASE JUST F**ING STOP!!!!!

Woah, lean off that caps lock, bro. How is anyone going to give me any sincere thought if I just post to a forum bitching about it? Seriously, I got over that sh** a while ago.

[Mecha]

RED FOR GOD SAKE YOU GOT VOTED MOST ANNOYING PERSON ON GTM AND YOUR STILL POSTING NONSENSE LIKE YOU THING IT FUNNY! IT NOT FUNNY! NO OF YOUR JOKES ON THIS FORUM HAVE BEEN FUNNY! YOUVE JUST DRIVEN PEOPLE TO SLOWLY HATE YOU MORE AND MORE AND WHEN YOU FINALLY GET YOUR COMMUPANCE, YOU GET PARANOID AND START BLAMING EVERYONE ELSE AND GETTING A POINTLESS GRUDGE THAT GOES NOWHERE AND MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE A MASSIVE ****TARD. I KNOW LIFES BEEN HARD FOR YOU MAN, I GET THAT BUT THAT GIVES YOU NO EXCUSE TO AROUND AND START GAINING ATTENTION SO PEOPLE CAN FEEL BAD FOR YOU!! ADMITING YOUR MISTAKES IS ALSO HARD, I STRUGGLE WITH IT MYSELF BUT IF YOU DONT YOU START TO ROT AS A PERSON AND EVERYONE STARTS TO GET DRIVEN AWAY! SO PLEASE AS A FRIEND FROM REAL LIFE PLEASE JUST F**ING STOP!!!!!

i don't think it's that big of a deal 

[Naryar]

RED FOR GOD SAKE YOU GOT VOTED MOST ANNOYING PERSON ON GTM AND YOUR STILL POSTING NONSENSE LIKE YOU THING IT FUNNY! IT NOT FUNNY! NO OF YOUR JOKES ON THIS FORUM HAVE BEEN FUNNY! YOUVE JUST DRIVEN PEOPLE TO SLOWLY HATE YOU MORE AND MORE AND WHEN YOU FINALLY GET YOUR COMMUPANCE, YOU GET PARANOID AND START BLAMING EVERYONE ELSE AND GETTING A POINTLESS GRUDGE THAT GOES NOWHERE AND MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE A MASSIVE ****TARD. I KNOW LIFES BEEN HARD FOR YOU MAN, I GET THAT BUT THAT GIVES YOU NO EXCUSE TO AROUND AND START GAINING ATTENTION SO PEOPLE CAN FEEL BAD FOR YOU!! ADMITING YOUR MISTAKES IS ALSO HARD, I STRUGGLE WITH IT MYSELF BUT IF YOU DONT YOU START TO ROT AS A PERSON AND EVERYONE STARTS TO GET DRIVEN AWAY! SO PLEASE AS A FRIEND FROM REAL LIFE PLEASE JUST F**ING STOP!!!!!

Woah, lean off that caps lock, bro. How is anyone going to give me any sincere thought if I just post to a forum bitching about it? Seriously, I got over that sh** a while ago.

point isn't caps lock, point is stop trying to be funny/get attention by posting nonsense and making a fool out of you. people will hate you for it and it's hard to get rid of a forum reputation.

its fine to make jokes and to laugh but posting stupid stuff isn't the way.

in this forum the only healthy way to get attention is by posting bots/making mods/contributions.

unless you are OK with continuing and then people will have enough of it and then flame wars will erupt against you and then you will ask "what ? what did I do ?".

ecolusian has a point. a very good point even. listen and don't dismiss it because of a triviality aka caps lock.

[toAst]

/zipping up from taking a piss on a nearby brick corner, turning and lighting a smoke

so whos got jokes

[madman3]

also rwby is bad watch a good show instead

need a joke so this is a relevant post

uh

there are 5 houses on a small village street; one blue, one red, one yellow, one green and one white.

The blue house has 5 occupants; a 58 year old man called Phil and his wife Jess, and two kids, one aged 22 and at college in term time called Isaac and one 17 named Christie. Phil likes fishing and following sport, and works at a nearby supermarket as their manager. Jess works as a part time teacher at the local secondary school, teaching English Literature. Isaac studies politics at a top university, whilst Christie is considering a gap year before then doing a degree in maths. They have a dog called Ulysses. The red house has 3 occupants; a 45 year old woman called Elise and two kids, one aged 14 called Jack and the other 15 called Alex. She's employed at a local bank in order to support her two kids, and hires a nanny who often says that they should eventually add another floor if Elise ever remarries. The two kids get fairly mediocre grades, but Alex's grades have started rapidly improving. Both take part in a local cricket team, and used to be private schooled before the 2008 crash. The yellow bungalow has 3 occupants; a 30 year old man called George and partner Rose who is 31, as well as their newborn son named Kirk. George makes a lot of money through his job as a software developer and Rose works at a rival firm as a production manager, having met at a technology convention as representatives for their respective companies. George is unsure if they should be having more kids, but both are in a financial situation which makes it a viable choice. He also listens to a lot of electronica which Rose just isn't in to, as she prefers pop and 70s rock. The green house is empty. It's rumored that its prior inhabitants left during a crime wave in the late 80s, and the state of the house has deteriorated due to occasional vandalism. Inside the dressers of the house there are photos of 4 different people, but they're somewhat faded and one of the frames is broken. Neighbors claim to hear voices from the house late at night, but it's generally accepted that said voices belong to local vandals. The white house is inhabited by 5 people, the local pastor aged 48 named Carl, his 43 year old wife Hendra, and their two kids, Jessica and Sam, aged 20 and 17 respectively, as well as Hendra's father Rick who is 70. There is a lot of internal conflict in the house, as Jessica has come out as gay, and Carl's religious views lead him to be accepting than his wife and Rick. Rick suggests that Hendra unmarries since she had no idea prior to that point that Carl was quite so regressive in comparison to the rest of the family, which is also Christian but considerably more socially liberal.

What were the colour of the stairs in the yellow house?

[The Red Blur]

RED FOR GOD SAKE YOU GOT VOTED MOST ANNOYING PERSON ON GTM AND YOUR STILL POSTING NONSENSE LIKE YOU THING IT FUNNY! IT NOT FUNNY! NO OF YOUR JOKES ON THIS FORUM HAVE BEEN FUNNY! YOUVE JUST DRIVEN PEOPLE TO SLOWLY HATE YOU MORE AND MORE AND WHEN YOU FINALLY GET YOUR COMMUPANCE, YOU GET PARANOID AND START BLAMING EVERYONE ELSE AND GETTING A POINTLESS GRUDGE THAT GOES NOWHERE AND MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE A MASSIVE ****TARD. I KNOW LIFES BEEN HARD FOR YOU MAN, I GET THAT BUT THAT GIVES YOU NO EXCUSE TO AROUND AND START GAINING ATTENTION SO PEOPLE CAN FEEL BAD FOR YOU!! ADMITING YOUR MISTAKES IS ALSO HARD, I STRUGGLE WITH IT MYSELF BUT IF YOU DONT YOU START TO ROT AS A PERSON AND EVERYONE STARTS TO GET DRIVEN AWAY! SO PLEASE AS A FRIEND FROM REAL LIFE PLEASE JUST F**ING STOP!!!!!

Woah, lean off that caps lock, bro. How is anyone going to give me any sincere thought if I just post to a forum bitching about it? Seriously, I got over that sh** a while ago.

point isn't caps lock, point is stop trying to be funny/get attention by posting nonsense and making a fool out of you. people will hate you for it and it's hard to get rid of a forum reputation.

its fine to make jokes and to laugh but posting stupid stuff isn't the way.

in this forum the only healthy way to get attention is by posting bots/making mods/contributions.

unless you are OK with continuing and then people will have enough of it and then flame wars will erupt against you and then you will ask "what ? what did I do ?".

ecolusian has a point. a very good point even. listen and don't dismiss it because of a triviality aka caps lock.

Okay, lets say he does have a point. Why is it only a point referring to me? I mean, a lot of people here are actually attention seekers (which I am not) that, frankly, post actual ra2 related stuff less consistently than me! Also, you do need to remember that just because not everyone finds it funny, some still do.

[madman3]

RED FOR GOD SAKE YOU GOT VOTED MOST ANNOYING PERSON ON GTM AND YOUR STILL POSTING NONSENSE LIKE YOU THING IT FUNNY! IT NOT FUNNY! NO OF YOUR JOKES ON THIS FORUM HAVE BEEN FUNNY! YOUVE JUST DRIVEN PEOPLE TO SLOWLY HATE YOU MORE AND MORE AND WHEN YOU FINALLY GET YOUR COMMUPANCE, YOU GET PARANOID AND START BLAMING EVERYONE ELSE AND GETTING A POINTLESS GRUDGE THAT GOES NOWHERE AND MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE A MASSIVE ****TARD. I KNOW LIFES BEEN HARD FOR YOU MAN, I GET THAT BUT THAT GIVES YOU NO EXCUSE TO AROUND AND START GAINING ATTENTION SO PEOPLE CAN FEEL BAD FOR YOU!! ADMITING YOUR MISTAKES IS ALSO HARD, I STRUGGLE WITH IT MYSELF BUT IF YOU DONT YOU START TO ROT AS A PERSON AND EVERYONE STARTS TO GET DRIVEN AWAY! SO PLEASE AS A FRIEND FROM REAL LIFE PLEASE JUST F**ING STOP!!!!!

Woah, lean off that caps lock, bro. How is anyone going to give me any sincere thought if I just post to a forum bitching about it? Seriously, I got over that sh** a while ago.

point isn't caps lock, point is stop trying to be funny/get attention by posting nonsense and making a fool out of you. people will hate you for it and it's hard to get rid of a forum reputation.

its fine to make jokes and to laugh but posting stupid stuff isn't the way.

in this forum the only healthy way to get attention is by posting bots/making mods/contributions.

unless you are OK with continuing and then people will have enough of it and then flame wars will erupt against you and then you will ask "what ? what did I do ?".

ecolusian has a point. a very good point even. listen and don't dismiss it because of a triviality aka caps lock.

Okay, lets say he does have a point. Why is it only a point referring to me? I mean, a lot of people here are actually attention seekers (which I am not) that, frankly, post actual ra2 related stuff less consistently than me! Also, you do need to remember that just because not everyone finds it funny, some still do.

referential humour is a bad move unless you're referencing something genuinely super popular like Die Hard or something

[Naryar]

Okay, lets say he does have a point. Why is it only a point referring to me?

because it's specifically aimed at you and your previous behavior ?

I mean, a lot of people here are actually attention seekers

the point isn't that attention seeking is bad. yes we all seek attention.

the point is that there is bad attention seeking is good attention seeking. make the difference between both.

attention seekers (which I am not)

hahahahahahaha no

Also, you do need to remember that just because not everyone finds it funny, some still do.

really ? let's have a look at what happened in this thread :

-you post a joke
-redace doesn't get it
-reier doesn't get it
-ecolusian screams to you to stop posting stupid jokes
-you still consider that others find your jokes funny

should I go as well over your posting history/reputation where people say to you "stop posting stupid stuff" or something similar ?

[Mr. AS]

here's a funny-ass joke for you guys

https://gametechmods.com/forums/index.php?action=profile;u=7450

[Naryar]

here's a funny-ass joke for you guys

https://gametechmods.com/forums/index.php?action=profile;u=7450

aaandd here's another one

https://gametechmods.com/forums/index.php?action=ownkarma;u=7450

[yugitom]

referential humour is a bad move unless you're referencing something genuinely super popular like Die Hard or something

Definitely this.

The thing is, although what's funny is extremely subjective, you're best off laying off anything 'wacky' or spontaneous you'd say in real life (especially to those in your real life circle of friends) because that's usually stuff you do to keep conversations flowing and make sure there's no silence in the room for some light-hearted laughter. On the internet, you have all the time you want to think of what you're going to say, so, if you want to be/come across as funny, casual, etc, you need to think about what you're going to say to make sure you don't sound like a tit or not make sense to make sure that you are conveying that's how you want to come across.

That being said, you also need to be a tad calmer (for a lack of a better word) on the internet in terms of delivering jokes (or whatever else) or else you come across as attention seeking or screaming/shouting at the person reading what you've said.

[toAst]

*farts*