Niiice.
To destroy blondes again:
A blonde goes at the hairdresser's. There, she asks the hairdresser to cut her hair.
Hairdresser: "I'm sorry madam, but you have a walkman. You must take off the earphones or I fear I could cut them off"
Blonde, terrified: "No no. This is a question of life and death! I can't!"
Hairdresser: "But... I must..."
Blonde: "No, I can't"
The hairdresser begins his work. Minutes later, as we can guess, the scissors cut accidentally one of the earphones. The blonde stops breathing, and quickly suffocate.
The hairdresser wonders what happened. He takes the other earphone, still working, and listens.
"Inhale...Exhale...Inhale...Exhale..."
Trains got too much KE for him to survive with only scratches.
lion eats everyone and then climbs the tree.
noone will win bc theres no banana tree around.
WINNAR?
They still don't grow bananas on coconut trees.
No, Lions do have the ability to climb, but unlike the Cheetah, the wrists don't bend properly.
:o:o:o:o
:nope:
Thank god it's over...
What? One smiley wasn't enough, and two countered each other out. Three made one look lonely, so I added 4.
lol
Anyone solve my code?
Hydro, chill. Seriously. I don't know how many of us have to tell you, but USE THE EDIT BUTTON INSTEAD OF QUINTUPLE POSTING.
On a normal basis I can be just as calm as goose and Madiaba, but underneath there is a part of me that can start a dlame war and I don't need you to bring that side of me out. 8 posts in a row is something that will not be tolerated by any forum anywhere.
yes. precicely.Be more attentive, Hydro. Someone (ACAMS) is paying to keep all of this going, and wasting storage space on useless posts is not appreciated.
SR, I think you didn't notice that there is no '9' on the phone...
^FAIL^
i dont know who he is but still lol
the mythbusters should go on junkyard wars... if only they didnt discontinue that seiries.
The Robotica guy kinda got on my nerves a bit, but the show was okay.
Junkyard wars was great. Too bad they cancelled it... :(
They ran out of ideas. The same happened to Monster Garage.
I heard this has trapped Obama 3 times already.
(http://myfolderz.com/pics/trap.jpg)
Go Bruins!
Ha Ha. ALL HAIL THE EAST COAST!!!
If I remember well, a part of M5i (Jamie's company) and ILM (the sfx company that created Star Wars, and for which Grant was working for) were in on of the spinoffs of the programme.
Oh, and Junkyard Wars kinda sucked. The hosts made me sick. Even more than that guy from Robotica (ohgodohgod).
Here's a myth: Blendo Will never beat Deadblow in a battle.
Anti-Missile Missiles anyone?
So the sign is just there to tell people that the signs edges are sharp? Why put it there?
bad news. they outlawed forums at school. THIS SCHOOL IS SO SCREWY!!!!! I HATE IT!
Here's a joke: School.
i'm not stupid. i skipped a grade. now, if we stop arguing, we will shorten the war by five years and save millions of lives.
well congratz. i bet that makes you feel really special doesnt it.
just fyi... in my experience, theres some things that really tell you about a person in this forum.
1. if they SAY they aren't stupid, they probably are.
2. if they ever post a robot saying "don't critique this, it's an old bot" they are stupid.
3. if after they post such a bot and someone does critique, when they reply saying something like "i don't care about that bot anymore" they are even more stupid.
4. If they overuse animated smilies in places where it doesn't make sense, they're an idiot.
5. If they double, triple, quadruple (or more) post, they are an idiot times however many doubles posts they did in a row.
5. If they double, triple, quadruple (or more) post, they are an idiot times howeverWhoops.
well congratz. i bet that makes you feel really special doesnt it.
just fyi... in my experience, theres some things that really tell you about a person in this forum.
1. if they SAY they aren't stupid, they probably are.
2. if they ever post a robot saying "don't critique this, it's an old bot" they are stupid.
3. if after they post such a bot and someone does critique, when they reply saying something like "i don't care about that bot anymore" they are even more stupid.
4. If they overuse animated smilies in places where it doesn't make sense, they're an idiot.
5. If they double, triple, quadruple (or more) post, they are an idiot times however many doubles posts they did in a row.
6. If they say they are an idiot, let them think that. Cause they probably are.
hydro fits 2 of these. (1 and 5) so he is a 10x IDIOT.
i didnt even know i was stupid. until you guys pointed it out...
I smell funny!
I did this on a PS3!
(http://i230.photobucket.com/albums/ee185/ninteen45/Owned.jpg)
why did you white out the things inside the task manager? and when you did, why did you do such a crap job about it.
Yay, free honey!
(http://kuvaton.com/kuvei/iq_vs_mccain.jpg)
Another black family living in government housing !
Perhaps ACAMS has had some bad memories with black people?
their 200 year history or being slaves.
200 years????????????????
N. America became the united States July 4 1776.....slaves came later....
If I remember well, there are more Blacks in the southern states.
As much as I find Madiaba's logic interesting, shouldn't this thread be for jokes?
As much as I find Madiaba's logic interesting, shouldn't this thread be for jokes?FC, yep, we should.
I posted a joke....unfortunatlly some of our ah, uh....well I hate to say dense, but can think of no better word....anyway our more dense members failed to catch it and the discussion ensued.
Then there three in the little sentence thing.
Oh, i guess I missed it then. Yuo're possibly right, lets just pretend i didnt say anything.
Also:
(http://kuvaton.com/bsh**/apple.jpeg)
And there is no excuse for you. You have birthday after 2 days so you are lion astrological sign and this explain some stuff why you act like this and think yourself for all mighty and all knowing and better and so... Lions do it...
I hate it, and the commercials PISSSSSSSSSSSSS me off.
It would have blown up if it crash landed.
why. if you dropped a piece of metal from a plane, would it blow up? no.
What?! A piece of metal does not have flamable jet fuel, and does not have the speed and mass of a full sized plane. It looked photoshopped because it was very intact, but I could easily be wrong.
I couldn't help but notice there was no Canadian Police Car.
(http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/5523/mountyan4.png) (http://imageshack.us)
Our cops are so badass that the government is considering making Tasers illegal because they kill too many criminals with them.
Actually, we already knew you were a dumbass, so now I'm just stating the obvious .......
Then wouldn't you be Master of the Obvious?
No, just confirming hydro's status .....
Well, I got my girlfriend one of those color-changing "mood rings" for an early Christmas present, and I have to say that it really does work on revealing what state of mood she's in at any given time. When she's happy, the mood ring turns a nice emerald green. When she's upset, it leaves a big frickin' red mark on my forehead.QFT. Most guys ignorantly believe that little innocent performance they see when they date a girlfriend. Women/Girls are not as ignorant as you, or you think, guys...
its got a hard front.
Can some one tell me how do you get a train trough the second floor of a building? Seems like trainstation, but as far as i know, they dont have 2 floors for railways... Nor does any other building i know of...
(http://kuvaton.com/kuvei/train_accident.jpg)
*Goes to google and types in chuck norris*
Hey! You lie R1885!
You need to press the "I'll try my luck" or W/E the other button is, I dont know what it reads in english so I just translated it.
"I'm Feeling Lucky".
Sounds like you're groping the Lucky Charms leprechaun .....
"Hey, little boy ...... wanna touch my Lucky Charms.....?"
Does anyone know what happends here?
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v357/Cobrarobotics/misc/fail_small.gif)
A Havok explosion would be my guess.
Hey Sonny, what is the gopher thing in your avatar? It been bugging me forver trying to figure out what it is.
They're all stupid IMO, sorry.
He posted the one with the nappy headed bastard in the background just to pisssss me off......and it worked! Yo dawg's ass
If you tried to fail and succeeded (at failing), which have you done?
Obvious Sage is obvious...
OBAMA HAS ANOINTED MY INCOME WITH TAXES,
No need to shout. At least I wouldn't be shouting if I earned over $250,000.
that, i believe, is ACAMS best work. very funny.
that, i believe, is ACAMS best work. very funny.
ACAMS, I need your help with an experiment. Make a post where you say something positive about Obama, and see if this guy suddenly converts to Democrat
You mean Republican? (he already claims to be democrat, but is really a lying muslim terrorist)
Something nice...........uh.......uh
He would look nice with a big hole between his lying eyes......(about as nice as I can get)
no, i hate myself. i just do. i screw things up.
I suspected he was imitating your political views to gain your trust.
no, i hate democrats. i just do. they screw things up.
no, i hate democrats. i just do. they screw things up.
And Obama is or something?
the government does NOT make any products or goods
Not me. He allowed Stem cell research for crying out loud, that's gotta be good!
Wrong! it's a waste of money (my money!), it promotes the killing of innocent life. and it's not neccessary because scientists have discovered a way to do the same thing with skin cells.
I can't stand being off topic. here's a funny picture.
the government does NOT make any products or goods
You obviously don't know much about biology.
Better not tell that to the Post Office or public construction crews. They might stop going to work.
ummm. yea. its called goods and services. the government provides many services. (Schools, anyone?)
and they make us pay taxes cause people like ACAMS wouldnt pay for stuff like that.
Actually I know exactly what I'm talking about.
READ THIS (http://www.newsday.com/services/newspaper/printedition/friday/news/ny-hsstem066059388mar06,0,5157667.story)
DUDE!!!!!!!!!
The post office IS NOT government run for at least the last 20 years
WHO, I ask again WHO pays public construction crews? yea....who pays 5 men to stand around and watch ONE do the work?....I DO GOD DAMMMMMIT!!!!
I have one 12 yo daughter that I send to school and I pay taxes on 3 houses and 2 commercial buildings.....WHO gets the benefit from ALL THE EXTRA TAX I PAY?????...(yes they are black, or foreign) don't start sh** with me about tax!!!!!
Because Bush was wonderful...
yes...
i hate it when democrats decide to increase taxes and cut my dad's wages by 10%.
cones rule
walker
Quick! Tell me George Bush's middle name!
no, i asked my dad a few years ago.
yes...
i hate it when democrats decide to increase taxes and cut my dad's wages by 10%.
cones rule
no, im excentric. i thinks for i, myself, and me only.
The joke may come from the fact that the Heavy and the Medic often are seen together. The fact that the Medic is holding a gun sugests that he is a Spy.
The joke may come from the fact that the Heavy and the Medic often are seen together. The fact that the Medic is holding a gun sugests that he is a Spy.
Niiice. Why is it Urj's..?
I got more bikes in my garage and on my workbench than I know what to do with.
redeemer is the most powerful weapon in unreal tournament 2004;
tc-1200 is an easter egg only availible as a cheat or in certin custom maps.
She took a picture of him, put it in that liquid, and then hung it up.
(http://arsjerm.net/misc/stop-posting.gif)
Why did the black man with a peg leg cross the road?
Because he thought somebody dropped a crack rock on the other side.
"No," croaks the old man "... But its startin to twitch."
A man walks into a bar and says ow.
how do you guys like my new look?
HEY...
is this a joke or for real?
For Hydro (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFrtpT1mKy8)
i saw two wizzards so i thought "Sage would like this".
*Snigger* *Ahem* No.
Technically, wouldn't that be killing the teammate?
i am sooooooo clueless...
You could just reset his post count again. Now there's a reset that even I can endorse.
i am sooooooo clueless...
Some people say if you run one of Bill Gates CD's backwords it speaks the words of the devil. That's nothing, if you run it forward it installs Vista.
someone speak python here? HHHHHSSSSSHSSS SSSSS the programming language
Oh my god, I think this guy takes the win for n00b of the century.
*insert unstoppable rofling here*
Or like some say: A muliplayer Notepad.
lolcats are not funny. Stick to actual caturday pics.
https://gametechmods.com/RA2wiki/index.php?title=Hazardous_Contraption&diff=7942&oldid=7941
Not really a joke but that just made me laugh so hard...
with such post content, i think he was ASKING to be banned.
(Useless post content: once, my GM did a 10 post combo accidentally)
Double post.
(http://www.wayoverbored.com/who-needs-oil.jpg)
(http://www.doingitwrong.com/wrong/too_late.jpg)
(http://www.doingitwrong.com/wrong/20070515.gif)
i almost choked!
What would you do if you were given a piece of paper wich reads:
The statement behind is True
and on the otherside it reads:
The statement behind is False
What would you do if you were given a piece of paper wich reads:
The statement behind is True
and on the otherside it reads:
The statement behind is False
Don't hate me baby, I love you. I wanna be with you forever!
I think some of you may have seen this one already, but its so hilarious.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdWZvRTGPC4
And possily these 2 videos should be in the Youtube video thread?
¡ʇɥƃıǝʍʇoıpı ǝq plnoɥs ǝɥ
LRA2, maybe your not mature enough to be here:
1. you make stupid posts
2. people ask you to stop
3. YOU STILL DO DUMB POSTS
4. go back to 2. and this is the cycle of life(RA2)
LRA2, maybe your not mature enough to be here:
maybe your not mature
your
i had to bend sideways to read that.
it hurt my back
Aren't children supposed to be springy?
i don't approve
you are all sexist pigs. apart from goose, he's a sweetheart.
the motercycle one is hilearis
(https://gametechmods.com/uploads/images/63531moron.JPG)
Well, this is technically a joke thread. So if LRA2 wants to make a joke of himself, let him be. :P
(http://5.media.tumblr.com/0YAH8l0qfpn0q31qEaPDH5NEo1_500.jpg)
(http://3.media.tumblr.com/XtMrF7ZxRpqo1o9ubt6adQIwo1_500.jpg)
I hope LRA2 don't get his hands on one of these.
No I Don't.
Explain the sunset avatar.
Explain the sunset avatar.
(http://14.media.tumblr.com/yYVS2ZIYLps217koh5WW2PRPo1_500.jpg)
(http://i254.photobucket.com/albums/hh95/planetgong420/Captain_Obvious.jpg)
Here is a stamp that just might come in handy
(http://kuvaton.com/totallycrap/5_4_3_2_1_fail.png)
That needs to go over LRA2's avatar:roll:
Make it my avatar.
(http://12.media.tumblr.com/x1oZfjW5apw6igvuSGT7uGLLo1_400.gif)
Hey, Noticed that Pic titled RA2 tournament?
Google advertsing doesnt work well
ACAMS, it could be a smoothbore.
Not the best fail ever, but hey, It happened to me lol. I took this fail picture. And then put it on failblog.
(http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2009/9/2/128963833795854894.jpg)
(https://gametechmods.com/uploads/images/13889xq7F99A.tmp.jpg)
(http://kuvaton.com/bsh**/popcornplease.png)
(http://kuvaton.com/bsh**/1249593956089.jpg)
(http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/thumb/e/e3/Rockmordor.jpg/320px-Rockmordor.jpg)
(https://gametechmods.com/uploads/images/39989LameOmeter.gif)
SSG posted something about zombies a somewhat long time ago...
How did LRA2 get a copy of Archaic II? O_o
Paddy cleaning his rifle and shot and killed his wife then dialed 999.
Paddy: Its my wife i accidentally shot her, i think i killed her!
Operator: Please calm down sir, can you first make sure she is really dead-
CLICK, BANG!!!
Paddy: Ok, done that, what next?!
Paddy cleaning his rifle and shot and killed his wife then dialed 999.
Paddy: Its my wife i accidentally shot her, i think i killed her!
Operator: Please calm down sir, can you first make sure she is really dead-
CLICK, BANG!!!
Paddy: Ok, done that, what next?!
What happens if Flying_chao, ACAMS, and eggman249 go out drinking singing What is love?
(https://gametechmods.com/uploads/images/21717WhatIsLove3.gif)
There's no harm in reposting it.
I made a .gif! WOOHOO!
(http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/4982/megasharkvsgiantoctopus.gif)
Read the 2nd and 3rd frames again.
Still don't get it.
~~~obongo
ACAMS! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!? I'm not from USA but I think that Obama is great guy...
Naked!!! *mouth foams* MUAHHAHHAAHAAA!!!
*ahem*
BAWWW
its a little sketchy as I made it quickly but it still gets the message across
(https://gametechmods.com/uploads/images/28796acams (Small) (Custom).PNG)
Wha?Ah, I'm guessing you're too young to have owned a videogame system that uses cartridges instead of discs. If the cartridges got dusty they wouldn't play, and you had to blow the dust out.
Ah, I'm guessing you're too young to have owned a videogame system that uses cartridges instead of discs. If the cartridges got dusty they wouldn't play, and you had to blow the dust out.
It was mainly a NES thing, though SNES would sometimes also require blowing.Ah, I'm guessing you're too young to have owned a videogame system that uses cartridges instead of discs. If the cartridges got dusty they wouldn't play, and you had to blow the dust out.
Oh, I've used cartriges (N64) but I never had that reaction when trying to get a game to work.
Jakefeb3: if i duck tape 2 turtles together they are unstoppable
and "Duck" tape ?
Yay !"£% tape!Good thing i cencered that.
'>.>
<.<'
Yay **ck tape!
'>.>
<.<'
And tie her...
Hehe. Nice Nar. Maybe a Jewish one saying "OOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII...."
I'm an Admin on another forum; may I use some of these there?
Heh. Volvox has 37. XD
Go, Sage, go! XD
How in the Nine Hells can a Yoko Geri (if i am not mistaken that wasn't a circular kick) make a head a splode ?
Not easy to pull off a kick like this to the head as well...
How in the Nine Hells can a Yoko Geri (if i am not mistaken that wasn't a circular kick) make a head a splode ?
Not easy to pull off a kick like this to the head as well...
The skull is rotten away. Thus, when kicked, the weakness of the digested tissue ruptures.
In the Basement one it looks like theres a face in the stairs.0_o
DittoAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY ARE YOU USING PAPYRUS?!? WORST FONT EVAR!!!!!!!
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ROFL! :mrgreen:
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This one's for you, ACAMS. I dealt with LRA2.... :pSince this is a Joke thread: Make ma a mod and I'll deal with him by myself!
This one's for you, ACAMS. I dealt with LRA2.... :p
Must get one of these:eek: a ragetoon t-shirt!
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2517/4161002186_853af77778_m.jpg)
WHO DARES TO DISTURB MY SLEEP ?
WHO DARES TO DISTURB MY SLEEP ?
XD
Only thing i have here is yet another ragetoon
(https://gametechmods.com/uploads/images/21454adyughzf.PNG)
what's you're problem with me?I didn't know it was possible to spill MS Paint images.
I wiped that thing up in 30 sec. just to say I did
check out my MSP showcase for real MSP bots :mrgreen:
Shut up or I'll report you too.Do you really think ACAMS cares?
shut up or I'll report you toReport me to who, your mommy and daddy? For some reason, I'm not worried.
ya, well you'd think since he is the admin, and he is a nice guy, he would not want jerks like jeff treating each other like crap for no reasonThe fact that you think people pick on your for no reason proves that you haven't learned anything from what people on here tell you.
I know why people pick on me, but why?Uh?
I mean, yes I'm anoying, but that does not mean I'm not a nice guy!But it gives us the right to dislike you. Plus we are bored no-lifes so we have nothing else to do.
I know why people pick on me, but why?Read http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Contradiction
I just tryed to be friends with you guys ever since I joined.Start listening to the advice that you're given. If you don't respect us enough to listen to our suggestions, why should any of us like you?
I mean, yes I'm anoying, but that does not mean I'm not a nice guy!There's more to human relationships than nice or not nice.
yeah, but wouldent you want another no-life to have on you're side? :mrgreen:
you know, why am I doing the AI thing with youWAT
and that's my point, before I was the enemy, I wanted to be on you're side
you know, why am I doing the AI thing with you
and that's my point, before I was the enemy, I wanted to be on you're side
Demotivational poster is demotivational
Demotivational poster is demotivational
This has absolutely nothing to do with a demotivational poster.
I had no Idea you were an lolcat(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v255/furezo/75a0d3b736e5dde08513db5cd9b6eef3-1.gif)
you know, why am I doing the AI thing with you
and that's my point, before I was the enemy, I wanted to be on you're side
Did I ask you?At least I help you with your grammar. Also, maybe you should work on making better bots in Ra2, because when you make bots in Paint, do you really think it helps you in Ra2. BTW I suck at spelling (Got a D in it last year).
At least I'm waaay nicer than you.
Come on, Sparkles. If you were really as nice as you say you are, would you be firing off so many angry responses?
[A]t least I'm w[a]y nicer than you [are.]
because I'm tired of you guys being jerks, thats whyCome on, Sparkles. If you were really as nice as you say you are, would you be firing off so many angry responses?
[A]t least I'm w[a]y nicer than you [are.]
and before you tell me i don't know anything about owls I know way more about owls then you ever will *looks at jeff*You mean you'll use google?
just a quik fact, baby burrowing owls do this when they are looking for volesI'm going to rewrite this post for you. Take notes and your writing style will improve.
I know alot about owls
thats not the point
lol
*Image Removed*
and before you tell me i don't know anything about owls I know way more about owls then you ever will *looks at jeff*
Owls cannot turn their eyes, therefore they have to turn their heads instead.Much like Larry King.
(https://gametechmods.com/uploads/images/1994New_Health_Plan.jpg)
To: XXXXXX
At: XXXXX XXXXXXX
Official announcement from the Surgeon General's Office of the United States:
"To prepare for the new healthcare reform package, we felt it necessary to develop a new medical symbol that truly depicts the Health Care Plan worked out by this U.S. Legislature."
Signed,
Ben Dover.
Face it, Each step south in USA is like taking a step back a year.Good thing I'm in one of those Northern states.
Face it, Each step south in USA is like taking a step back a year.Good thing I'm in one of those Northern states.
Face it, Each step south in USA is like taking a step back a year.Good thing I'm in one of those Northern states.
Ditto.
Does this mean that Robosh4rk lives in the future?
*Scratches head*
I might be still recovering from a few glasses of sangria yesterday... but why do i have the feeling the three last posts didn't made any sense at ALL ?
acually, I think that was Limited? but thank god I was able to change the subject and stop the flame warThat wasn't a flamewar. Read http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Flamewar
Nice red x'sWow,... they even have color! :mrgreen: Thanks ACAMS.
Small bump. Naryar would probably like this:
(https://gametechmods.com/uploads/images/86700fornaryar.png)
I was the 9001st viewer, hehe.
I'm guessing this is Craaig's desktop
^^ FINISH HIM
Also, this pic (relatively accurate karate-wise) is more like COMBALL BREAKER.
Yo dawg so I heard you like n00bs so I put Sparkey on Avalanche so you can melt while you melt
Please AI yourself
(http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/b/S/2/obama-combo-breaker.jpg)
(http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/b/S/2/obama-combo-breaker.jpg)
Third time this pic is posted on Gametechmods...
(http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/b/S/2/obama-combo-breaker.jpg)
Third time this pic is posted on Gametechmods...
I'm pretty sure the ragetoon has been posted even more!
It would be, if the whole forum was loaded with just 12 years olds
(http://upurs.us/image/10992.jpeg) (http://upurs.us/view/10992)
Suddenly pictures!
(http://kuvaton.com/bsh**/backward_movies.gif)
Suddenly pictures!
(http://kuvaton.com/bsh**/backward_movies.gif)
I know this is an overdue quote, but I just had to say this...
If you watch porn backwards, it's the exact same thing!
He has already ate 5-6 packets........if he keeps it up he is going to OD!
He has already ate 5-6 packets........if he keeps it up he is going to OD!
What is it anyways, it looks like just a scrap of paper?
he also got caught wih the camera.
:rotflmao: .Edit: it does like paper though but ACAMS is most likely right.He has already ate 5-6 packets........if he keeps it up he is going to OD!
What is it anyways, it looks like just a scrap of paper?
He is black and bowed over a car trunk by police.....it was probably crack cocaine.
FBIs most omnomnomWait... Was Michael Jackson ever even accused of killing children?
what do MJ and a plastic bag both have in comon?
they're both white
both plastic
and they both sufecate kids
FBIs most omnomnomI should be like this
what do MJ and a plastic bag both have in comon?
they're both white
both plastic
and they both sufecate kids
nope, but raaaaaaapingDo you know what rape is?
what's the diference between Lary king and a wrikley old bag?Bags hold diapers whereas Larry King wears them?
Wut?Wut?
Wut?Wut?Wut?
Does anyone have 635 Terabytes?I do, but it's all taken up by pr0nz.
Delete it and download a car!!!But I already have a vehicle! (Complete with a Cthulhu Fish.)
plz
Well maybe its a different demon car?But I just put new wipers on. Besides, it's incredibly comfortable.
:P
Delete it and download a car!!!But I already have a vehicle! (Complete with a Cthulhu Fish.)
plz
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v255/furezo/cthulhu_fish.jpg)
Do you have bell-bottoms on frezal?I think I was wearing cargo shorts.
Next time, take off those horrible shoes when taking a photograph.Psh! My Vans Bearcats are amazing (though I have a different pair now).
picLol wtf?
@Mad: That reminds me of another story I found...That is so messed up. How does that even happen without you noticing he must be a heavy sleeper.
http://thorax.bmj.com/content/60/3/262.full (http://thorax.bmj.com/content/60/3/262.full)
^Guy got a 2-inch beetle lodged in his lung. He went to the doctor, not knowing what was wrong, and described the sensation of "something scratching in my chest".
Dammit Click, stop pranking the eldery
(http://pics.kuvaton.com/bsh**/fighttothedeath.gif)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kzvh30xT0D1qzframo1_500.jpg)
Of course, X can be infinity. But still. :P
Now for something more convincing.(1/3)=0.33333333…
x = 0,999... (the dots indicate the amount of 9's is infinite)
10x = 9,999...
10x - x = 9
9x = 9
x = 1
0,999... = 1
Sneak Peek of the Week: PREHISTORIC's lightweight rammer, Roly Poly (we couldn't think of a better name that went with the same theme, so we kept it the same). It features the same four-wheel drive as the original, much more ramming power, and a greatly improved skin (the original was plain green). A pretty tough opponent, although there are tougher ones.
THIS STUDENT RECEIVED AN A+.Oh my god :eek:
The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid term[...]Proving this is false as UW doesn't give out letter grades.
[...]THIS STUDENT RECEIVED AN A+.
Wait, what ?
HA HA GF93Thanks Ash. Why don't you post something sometime? :approve:
thats one of the funniest pics of mickey ive ever saw.
i had an indian take away tonight.Nice.
so the toilet will be blocked for a few days because of toxic spills.
Wait, what ?
In a kids animated cartoon, there was a few frames where there was a naked lady in the window. Disney has a reputation of sneaking risque stuff into their movies, and this is just a really obvious example xD
Funses, probably.Wait, what ?
In a kids animated cartoon, there was a few frames where there was a naked lady in the window. Disney has a reputation of sneaking risque stuff into their movies, and this is just a really obvious example xD
why would Disney do that?
(http://pics.kuvaton.com/kuvei/google_street_view_wtf.jpg)haha i went and looked for this and its not real :(
The baby one made me chuckleMe too
Xan's was stupid. Things are 10x funnier without foul language.
Yes S32, I am a stupid idiot for thinking that.
Xan's was stupid. Things are 10x funnier without foul language.What comedians don't use "foul language"?
Yes S32, I am a stupid idiot for thinking that.
There is a girl that doesn't know swear words. She comes home one day and see's her brother playing his ps3 and says dick! She asks what does dick mean and he says uhhh playstation, go help dad get ready. She goes up stairs and her dad is shaving and he accidently cuts himself and says sh**. She asks what does sh** mean? He says uhh shaving cream, go help your mom with dinner. So she goes downstairs and her mom is cutting the turkey and cuts herself and says ****. The girl asks what does **** mean? Her mom says uhh cutting. The doorbell rings and her mom tells her to go answer it. It's her dads bussiness men coming over for dinner. They say hey little girl whats your family doing? She says well, my brother is playing with his dick, my dad is putting sh** on his face and my mom is ****ing the turkey.
Actually, it's irrelevent.Xan's was stupid. Things are 10x funnier without foul language.What comedians don't use "foul language"?
Yes S32, I am a stupid idiot for thinking that.
Yeah, I couldn't think of any either.What comedians don't use "foul language"?Actually, it's irrelevent.
Whether it is funny/right is not related to if anyone uses it.Did Curly ever do jokes, or just slapstick? And why is physical violence better than saying "****"?
And I can come up with a few off the top of my head. Jerome Horwitz, Steve Smith, Rowan Atkinson.
What comedians don't use "foul language"?
Does he really count as a comedian though?What comedians don't use "foul language"?
Jeff Foxworthy? He is pretty clean.
Does he really count as a comedian though?What comedians don't use "foul language"?
Jeff Foxworthy? He is pretty clean.
Isn't all of the comedy provided by Ron White, though?
DUUHHHHHHH!!!
He is part of the Blue Collar Comedy Tour!
I cut my teeth in the south and my first road gigs ever were in Augusta, Charleston, Baton Rouge, and Louisville. I remember them very well, specifically because of the audience. I remember thinking (occasionally, not all the time) "what a bunch of dumb redneck, easily entertained, ignorant mother****ers. I can't believe the stupid sh** they think is funny." So, yes, I do know your audience, and they suck. And they're simple.
Sex on the Beach
Not so long ago, I waited on a family celebrating Grandma’s eightieth birthday. It was a large family lunch (around 20) and it was clear from the start that Grams, albeit eighty, was feisty, and loud and definitely leading the show (and the whole family). Although she was a bit abrupt, a touch pushy, and maybe a tad obnoxious, I couldn’t help liking her--she cracked me up.
The story unfolds when she is asked by her daughters if she’ll be wanting a cocktail, and she barks “Hell yes! Get over here kid”. (talking to me) She picks up the table tent, points and says “Young man, see if you can’t manage bringing me one of these”. She directs my attention to the drink listed as Sex on the Beach. Now I can’t think for the life of me why this ‘particular’ woman is being shy about ordering that drink. She’s been semi-offensive the entire twelve minutes she’s been there! Why play coy now? So I try to have some fun with the old gal--to no avail. I tell her I don’t have in my contacts and won’t she please just tell me the drink. “You see damn well enough to know what I want!”. I act uncertain as to which drink she’s pointing at. “Don’t try and play me, boy! Just get me my drink!!!” And with that, she shoots me a look that says business and I humbly retreat to the bar having been rightfully bested my someone playing the game a whole lot longer than I have.
But...then I have an idea. I ask the bartender if Sex on the Beach ever has a garnish. She tells me it’s my call but generally not. So I pick up a Maraschino cherry, rip off the fruit and toss the stem in the glass.When I return to the table, I make a point of serving Grams last. Then I turn and walk towards the doors. In no time flat my idea worked just fine. Noticing the barren stem in her glass, Grams belts out “Hey kid!!! Thanks for the drink but where the hell’s my...” and then she freezes. I smile at her, raise my finger and wave it as though reprimanding a small child. She blushes a crimson red in about two seconds. Her daughters, having heard what she (almost) said,start hilariously roaring causing the whole table to chime in. “Maybe it’s on the beach somewhere” I respond. The old lady just about died laughing.
Xan's was stupid. Things are 10x funnier without foul language.What comedians don't use "foul language"?
Yes S32, I am a stupid idiot for thinking that.
http://www.loonyparty.com/index.php?page=manifestoproposals-1 (http://www.loonyparty.com/index.php?page=manifestoproposals-1)
The Gummy Bear Song - Long English Version (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=astISOttCQ0&feature=fvw#)It's also precisely the reason why I like to bite the heads off of Gummy Bears first.
This is a joke.
NO NOT THAT SONGThat's must be very annoying.
Man, on my dads 40th birthday, we got a jukebox and my sister would play that all the time.
Then in the morning, she played it at it's loudest and woke us all up. :(
NO NOT THAT SONG
Man, on my dads 40th birthday, we got a jukebox and my sister would play that all the time.
Then in the morning, she played it at it's loudest and woke us all up. :(
What same Condom and St. Louis'es NHL season ticket has? You use them only once.
Well it can be fixed !Hey Nary !
what button(s) do I press to take a pic of the screen? I forgot.
There's no such moon discovered yet that's smaller than the largest elephant. :PTrue, but I found one that comes close to being smaller than an elephant... well, maybe not:
Wow the Riddler really let himself go since the 60s Batman....That's what happens when people let Joel Schumacher direct movies.
(http://www.criticalgamers.com/archives/pictures/LostTin.9.26.06.jpg)Oh noes!
Oh noes!Pfft. It's just the alternate title for Myst.
(http://www.criticalgamers.com/archives/pictures/LostTin.9.26.06.jpg)
(http://www.criticalgamers.com/archives/pictures/LostTin.9.26.06.jpg)
I effing hate that game. My gaming club owns it, and it's possibly one of the most inane board games I've ever seen played. Hell, the game can even defeat the purpose of playing it: at any time, if all people agree they win the game, the game's over and everyone wins.
A member of the church requests to be buried in his 4-wheel-drive truck because "It ain't never been in a hole it couldn't get out of."
Though i was mildly amused when seeing the jedi at baseball thing, this thread is not making me laugh anymore :(
Or at least, much less than i was a few dozen pages ago.
i dont get it.He's using an Apple mouse from the '90s (which wouldn't even be able to plug into modern Macs without a PS/2 to USB converter).
i dont get it.He's using an Apple mouse from the '90s (which wouldn't even be able to plug into modern Macs without a PS/2 to USB converter).
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USA, Sweden & Åland.
spray tanUSA, Sweden & Åland.
American guy isn't white enough.
(http://s2.noelshack.com/old/up/duck008375-2c8e7bd975.jpg)
So you're in love with your sister?Umm...
So you're in love with your sister?
Lolburn. =PSo you're in love with your sister?Umm...
So you're in love with your sister?
(https://gametechmods.com/uploads/images/52084PacmanFuuuu.jpg)
Check his eyeballs.Maybe the problem lies with the other set,...
Can you stop posting those types of jokes, Jonzu? They're not funny...Yes they are! :frown:
Can you stop posting those types of jokes, Jonzu? They're not funny...QFT
They're not funny.
They're not funny.
If people could administer punches through the internet, you'd be in a coma from brain damage.
They're not funny.
If people could administer punches through the internet, you'd be in a coma from brain damage.
And he wouldn't be the only one.
Can you stop posting those types of jokes, Jonzu? They're not funny...
lol
that should be the last "yo dawg" picture = epic ending :D
What about this one...I LOL'ED. Really, really loudly.
(http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Rob/lightbulb_wh.png)
...this one...
(http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Dave/comichighlighting1.png)
...and this one.
(http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Rob/allergy.png)
So the only people who knew about this are frezal and I? O_o
Frezal's car is famous!There was not one Cthulhu on there.
http://jalopnik.com/5572743/id-like-one-of-every-non+jesus-fish-you-have (http://jalopnik.com/5572743/id-like-one-of-every-non+jesus-fish-you-have)
Frezal's car is famous!There was not one Cthulhu on there.
http://jalopnik.com/5572743/id-like-one-of-every-non+jesus-fish-you-have (http://jalopnik.com/5572743/id-like-one-of-every-non+jesus-fish-you-have)
Meanwhile in Canada...
(http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l4qb82z5Sk1qzrlhgo1_500.jpg)
wait, what?
In Japan everything turns into giant fighting robots. You know cars trucks childrens toys...
Thanks... there goes my attempt at being funny. *sigh*
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y288/SqueakyYugi/sirzordonhatt.jpg)
ALPHA, DIESEL'S ESCAPED. ASSEMBLE A TEAM OF TANK ENGINES WITH ATTITUDE.
*Massive spoiler faggotry*
Awwwwwwwwww they're cute!Oh, is that why your friends call you Whiskers?
I love Barn Owls
(http://actinglikeanimals.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/e594ea66-99cb-43c7-95c6-e016a076dff7.jpg?w=500&h=375)LOL, I knowzorz teh trewth
So a blonde walks into a clothing store and asks to buy a black hat with a purple stripe. The man say no. She says "why not?" he replies "you're to dumn to buy this hat!"
so she decides to steal it. The next day there is a sign posted on a tree "missing cat, black with purple stripe"
A GAME THAT COMES WITH REPLICAS OF SOME OF THE MOST FAMOUS COMBAT ROBOTS EVER BUT THEY HAVE WEAPONS LIKE GUNS LIKE AMAGINE DOALL WITH A GREANDE LAUNCHER INSTEAD OF A SPIKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Do any of you play transformice? it was a joke on it.
Here's something just for you, Freezie-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRH-Ywpz1_I&NR=1#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRH-Ywpz1_I&NR=1#ws)
Well aren't you nice :approve:Here's something just for you, Freezie-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRH-Ywpz1_I&NR=1#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRH-Ywpz1_I&NR=1#ws)
I really want to kill you now.
D8
But then the world would implode from lack of sufficient awesomeness!
It's Transformice Time!I killed anvil god today
(https://gametechmods.com/uploads/images/79847Transformice__ANVIL_GOD_by_chiballo.jpg)
(https://gametechmods.com/uploads/images/18297obese-kids.jpg)
(https://gametechmods.com/uploads/images/16601PTSD-Clarinet-Boy-They-came-from-all-directions-I-killed-them-all.jpg)(https://gametechmods.com/uploads/images/39494aa.png)
Someone was havign a bad trip...
RA2 combined with memes
(https://gametechmods.com/uploads/images/5376SmallThumbnail.jpg):laughing
what comic is that from pwn? Im interested :P
and in repsonse to that one thread......
(https://gametechmods.com/uploads/images/96665push3.PNG)
(https://gametechmods.com/uploads/images/24002push6.PNG)
what comic is that from pwn? Im interested :P
The art style looks very much like it came from "Initial D". I don't have the manga that has that exact frame, but I swear that's got to be the main character "Tak" there.
Well, at least we know how to spell "Moustache" correctly :laughingand in repsonse to that one thread......
(https://gametechmods.com/uploads/images/96665push3.PNG)
Don't turn this into another UK vs USA flame war.
(https://gametechmods.com/uploads/images/36203Vulve.jpg)
hehe
lol
(https://gametechmods.com/uploads/images/83467dryer_balls.PNG)
lol
(https://gametechmods.com/uploads/images/83467dryer_balls.PNG)
:fail:
lolI don't see the joke. Is it supposed to be funny because it says "balls"?
(https://gametechmods.com/uploads/images/83467dryer_balls.PNG)
:fail:
I don't see the joke. Is it supposed to be funny because it says "balls"?
I'd hate to see you kids watch a baseball game...I don't see the joke. Is it supposed to be funny because it says "balls"?
*sigh*
I'd hate to see you kids watch a baseball game...I don't see the joke. Is it supposed to be funny because it says "balls"?
*sigh*
I honestly didn't get the dryer balls jokeAs far as I can tell, the joke is "LOL THEY SAID BALLS! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL"
Don't mind him, he's just older and maturer. It's like how we look back and can't understand why we thought "poopy" was such a funny word when we were youngerPoopy is more funny than balls......
I'd hate to see you kids watch a baseball game...I don't see the joke. Is it supposed to be funny because it says "balls"?
*sigh*
(http://a.imagehost.org/0803/funneral.jpg) (http://a.imagehost.org/download/0803/funneral)
Irony much?
Yeah, I fail to see the irony.(http://a.imagehost.org/0803/funneral.jpg) (http://a.imagehost.org/download/0803/funneral)
Irony much?
I don't understand this joke
Yeah, I fail to see the irony.(http://a.imagehost.org/0803/funneral.jpg) (http://a.imagehost.org/download/0803/funneral)
Irony much?
I don't understand this joke
(http://memegenerator.net/Isaiah-Mustafa/ImageMacro/1781790/Isaiah-Mustafa-I-turned-him-into-diamonds.jpg)
I think its cuz he is fat and is standing in front of a skinny guys casketYeah, I fail to see the irony.(http://a.imagehost.org/0803/funneral.jpg) (http://a.imagehost.org/download/0803/funneral)
Irony much?
I don't understand this joke
I guess its cus he's got an evil smile.
I thought the casket looked a little bit like a Walls' Vienetta.I think its cuz he is fat and is standing in front of a skinny guys casketYeah, I fail to see the irony.(http://a.imagehost.org/0803/funneral.jpg) (http://a.imagehost.org/download/0803/funneral)
Irony much?
I don't understand this joke
I guess its cus he's got an evil smile.
I think its cuz he is fat and is standing in front of a skinny guys casketThat's not really ironic.
I meant because a skinny guy died before him and he is like morbidly obeseI know what you meant, but it's still not an example of irony. Skinny people aren't necessarily healthier than fat people. Here is a situation that would make the photo ironic: The guy in the coffin warns the large fellow that if he doesn't join him at the gym, he'll die of a heart attack. The large fellow refuses. Then while the skinny fellow is exercising at the gym, he dies of a heart attack.
IT'S BECAUSE HE'S SMILING AT A FUNERALNot ironic. I can't think of a situation where it would be, either.
I have an example,NO!!!!!
Son... Your dad just died and he said that all the food in the house will go to charity, and not your fat ass stomach. He also said you will be going to Africa to eventually die of malaria and to see how starving people are because of your fat ass... I hope you are ready, because if you don't go now your fat ass will weight the plane down, you asshole.
*the kid smiles*
How ironic!
(http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l65l6ojubn1qzbcqko1_500.jpg)
Err... YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO SEE THAT >.>
Notice to all Jack-in-the-Box employees:When I worked in a deli, I used many of those words without any prompting.
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y288/SqueakyYugi/6a00e54f10a0988834013485abb9d8970c-pi.jpg)
Oh, wow. :P
#efeeee WOO WHITE TEXT WOOOOO #efeeee
Chacarron Macarron (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chacarron_Macarron)
Ladies and gentlemen and frezal of Gametechmods, I have just found what is without a doubt the single GREATEST PIECE OF MUSIC EVER COMPOSED. The lyrics themselves are poetry in its purest form. Upon listening for the first time, a tear came to my eye. Enjoy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ED_pU2oDnug# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ED_pU2oDnug#)
the triple skate one made me laugh
the triple skate one made me laugh
That's an actualy trick, I know someone who can ollie three boards.
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs073.snc3/14098_1367669064497_1014804838_1120103_3012175_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs412.snc3/24873_1380566466924_1014804838_1157714_2399171_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs484.snc3/26494_1392178237211_1014804838_1189446_6442741_n.jpg)
DP.
I didn't draw this... found it on a random Google image search.
(https://gametechmods.com/uploads/images/65850halolz-dot-com-pokemon-starterpokemoncomic.gif)
(http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l6adzrOPaa1qzxegjo1_500.jpg)
(http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Dave/comicbeautyontheinside1.png)
(http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Rob/alcoholics2.png)
(http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Matt/DEPRESSING-COMIC-WEEK-4!-Price-Check!.png)
(http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Dave/comicstd1.png)
Whoever made that's a genius. Proud to say I didn't need the tips xD
â–²http://www.thebest404pageever.com/swf/miyamoto.swf (http://www.thebest404pageever.com/swf/miyamoto.swf)
â–² â–²
<flash crap>
I'll have you know I am actually gay!
ACK
MY EARS
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Was Sparkey trying to be funny?
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Forced_meme (http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Forced_meme)
Even so, there are few contexts where dead baby jokes aren't funny.Fixed.
(http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l68ybslFS31qzv9ieo1_r1_500.jpg)
What's the diference between kit kats an dead babys?
So much win...
So much win...
Stop. Using. That. Phrase!
So much win...
Stop. Using. That. Phrase!
Bold text is uncalled for.
Anyway, No.
so much rage...
You know you play RA2 too much when...
...you duct tape five knives together in a row in order to cut your steak faster.
...you're planning on building a real bot, and the first thing you do is Google for "control boards".
...you walk into a bicycle shop to buy a new bike, and you are appalled to discover that all of them use regular aluminum frames when they could use double strength aluminum.
...you're planning on building a real bot, a flipper, and the first thing you do is Google for "burst motors".
...it's the dead of winter and your car won't start, so you ask the mechanic how much it would cost to stack another battery in your car.
...you cross your arms and you are surprised to discover that you collide with yourself.
...you walk into a car dealer intending to buy a new car, and you are appalled to discover that all of the available models use car steering.
...you're planning on building a real bot, a heavyweight horizontal spinner, and the first thing you do is build a chassis the size of a shoebox.
...on a hot summer day, you hang the fan in your room from a string attached to the ceiling in order to make it spin faster.
...you won't walk into a surplus store because you're afraid all the loose electric motors might cause a Havok explosion.
...you rent a new apartment and you immediately complain to the landlord, "There's too much empty space! You need to build the apartment around the furniture, not take some random room and fill it with whatever furniture fits."
...you're planning on building a real bot, a vertical spinner, and the first thing you do is go to Menards and ask the clerk where they keep their 120-centimeter saw blades.
...you step on the scale and you are pleased to discover that you only weigh 246.7 kilograms.
...you try out for the school football team, and you become angry when the coach won't accept the AI you wrote for yourself.
...you understand all of the above jokes. ;)
...you understand all of the above jokes. ;):FFFUUU
You know you play to much RA2 when you try to hammer in nails with a razor blade because they have more hit points than a hammer.
After 159 pages, the thread has been won by Click.
Here is a joke for you....to see a REAL JOKE, click here (http://www.foxnews.com/images/root_images/Obama2_20100816_133055.jpg)
(https://gametechmods.com/uploads/images/45066russian_science.jpg)Russian Science
I have a VHS of the First Wars, First World Championships and Grand Final of the Third Wars. [...]
I have a VHS of the First Wars, First World Championships and Grand Final of the Third Wars. [...]and I thought he`s talking about a Vertical Heavyweightspinner :D
honestly, those are not funny.I don't think so
so what? What`s the big deal with it?
Daemon, get better pictures. They all suck.Explain why?
1. Animated GIF's aren't that funnyfixed
2. Some of of them have already been posted
3. Some of them are in Russian, I don't speak Russian
4. Most importantly, there were way too many. When you've got 2-and-ahalf pages' worth of pictures, the bad ones cloud out the good.
No, NOW it's fixed.1. Animated GIF's aren't that funnyfixed
2. Some ofofthem have already been posted
3. Some of them are in Russian, and I don't speak Russian
4. Most importantly, there were way too many. When you've got 2-and-a-half pages' worth of pictures, the bad ones cloud out the good.
no uYou showed how "smart" you are.
You try modding RA2 to exceedingly high standards, hacking the forums to help ACAMS, building amazing bots and doing tons of other important stuff thenIts just waste of my time, dude
hacking the forums to help ACAMS
building amazing bots and doing tons of other important stuff
Doesn't Serge build amazing bots as well? After all, he IS a veteran...
Doesn't Serge build amazing bots as well? After all, he IS a veteran...
That is seriously the funniest statement in this whole jokes thread. :gawe:
He did make that one AAM VS............
hacking the forums to help ACAMS
Serge
building amazing bots and doing tons of other important stuff
Sage
DO NOT get them mixed up!
But yea Daemon, go build some more bots. Leave the jokes thread to people like SSG who actually have funny pictures.Not bad, is he invertible?2 blacks?weight?(I guess ~770kg)
As for how smart I am, lets see you try to build this:
This is one hell of a brain twister. Few can envision the rotation of each extender snapper loaded off the axle as they float through space, as well as knowing exactly which extender is which while still maintaining the mental image of the final product as they rotate the motors on the extenders, and then having the peace of mind to not get frustrated when making a mistake and having to redo it seven times.
EDIT: 9 times, not 7 :)
It's spelled Tomorrow not To Marrow
and I don't think bones have anything to do with computers
QuoteBut yea Daemon, go build some more bots. Leave the jokes thread to people like SSG who actually have funny pictures.Not bad, is he invertible?2 blacks?weight?(I guess ~770kg)
As for how smart I am, lets see you try to build this:
This is one hell of a brain twister. Few can envision the rotation of each extender snapper loaded off the axle as they float through space, as well as knowing exactly which extender is which while still maintaining the mental image of the final product as they rotate the motors on the extenders, and then having the peace of mind to not get frustrated when making a mistake and having to redo it seven times.
EDIT: 9 times, not 7 :)
I had something like this, but it wasn't invertible.
770?????
Are you crazy????
Nobody in there right mind builds a bot at only 770!!!!!!
You can bet that it is 797+
770?????
Are you crazy????
Nobody in there right mind builds a bot at only 770!!!!!!
You can bet that it is 797+
*cough*
770?????
Are you crazy????
Nobody in their right mind builds a bot at only 770!!!!!!
You can bet that it is 797+
He did make that one AAM VS............
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fa9YS7bj9Wo#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fa9YS7bj9Wo#ws)
Yes. That's DEATH METAL in A KIDS' SHOW.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fa9YS7bj9Wo#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fa9YS7bj9Wo#ws)I never understood death metal, its just guys puking into the mic....
Yes. That's DEATH METAL in A KIDS' SHOW.
*Finnish Hymn*
I don't get Pwn's...
Me niether.
I don't get Pwn's...Me niether.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fatality_(Mortal_Kombat) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fatality_(Mortal_Kombat))
Finnish HymnYes. :rotflmao:
Finish him
Get it now?
(http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7xt4zcLc31qzv9ieo1_r1_500.png)
The question's fine. It's the category that weirded me out.
Canada, eh ?
And the avatar looks somehow like the R0B0 SMILEY !!!!
GRW, the shredder one is funny.Fiqured someone would say that. :P
A lawyer's dog, running around town unleashed, heads for a butcher shop and steals a roast. The butcher goes to the lawyer's office and asks, "if a dog running unleashed steals a piece of meat from my store, do I have a right to demand payment for the meat from the dog's owner?" The lawyer answers, "Absolutely."
"Then you owe me $8.50. Your dog was loose and stole a roast from me today."
The lawyer, without a word, writes the butcher a check for $8.50. The butcher, having a feeling of satisfaction, leaves.
Three days later, the butcher finds a bill from the lawyer: "$100 due for legal consultation."
"I don't think it was the washing powder. I think it was the spin cycle."
BUMP
(https://gametechmods.com/uploads/images/68562malwarewaldo.jpg)
Why do you IDIOTS quote big long images.......does anybody on this forum have a brain?brains are for noobs!
QFT^^^Why do you IDIOTS quote big long images.......does anybody on this forum have a brain?brains are for noobs!
(https://gametechmods.com/uploads/images/14076Heavy%20Cargo%20Win.jpg)
Why do you IDIOTS quote big long images.......does anybody on this forum have a brain?
Why did the mexican girl get pregant?
Because her teacher told her to do an essay.
HEHEHEHHEHEHEH
Why did the spanish girl get pregant?
Because her teacher told her to do an essay.
HEHEHEHHEHEHEH
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l8yavsaCKa1qzkvnjo1_500.jpg)
Can I get a slow clap for my man Groudon over here?
Typical these days:I could do that! Swapping "Food" for "Money", of course ;)
How did that happen!?
How did that happen!?
when a boy car and a girl car love each other very much..............
Here are some phrases that will get you banned from Facepunch Studios:
andersman
stick it in her
tl;dr
or it didn't happen
smouch.net
drop any good loot
to the bunker
to ze bunker
just****inggoogleit
Â
Â
lolwut
pools closed
due to aids
Whoever parked that car doesn't know how to stack.That's quite good. XD
(http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l9233w69Ck1qa1id2o1_500.jpg)
Boooring :realmad(
Boooring :realmad(
Alright, your turn. =]
Sadley, yes. IT'S TEH NEW RAGEGUY.I disagree. I just can't see that face on a Frenchman.
Sadley, yes. IT'S TEH NEW RAGEGUY.
The Escher one is funny. :mrgreen:Yeah I agree it was funny
Two antennas got married, the ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was great.Huh, I guess they were wired then....
...
Pwn is teh winnar :D
And here's something you CAN'T work your way around:
"If I asked you to have sex with me, would that answer be the same as the answer to this question?"
:P
By elaborating, i.e., going into very fine detail, you can find a state halfway between two already given states. For instance, suppose you were given either solid or liquid to choose from. By elaborating the definitions of solid and liquid, you can arrive a substance that can act as both under different circumstances, namely custard.
So in response to Pwn's question, "If I asked you to have sex with me, would the answer be the same as the answer to this question?", my answer is "Custard". =D
She looks like Dawn... O_O
She looks like Dawn... O_O
Pic #1: EwThe first pic I got it from Smosh.com. Chose to remove it. Might repost it who knows....
Pic #2: Hah
Was playing transformice, and we had this religious dude on preaching at us. He kept going on and not going in the hole. Then, a troll shouted 'YOUR VIRGINITY IS MINE' at him and chased him in.
Analysis
There will be important hardware needed for this project. In particular, the greatest change will be the addition of a server to create a network for the team.
The hardware needed will be:
· An epic server, with a 200GB memory, and 20 2TB hard drives. This should provide the necessary computing power to manage all the equipment requirements for the localised area.
· A DSL line, to enable access between offices on a WAN, for interoffice record transferral, so that a car can be hired in one location, and returned at another, enabling greater ease for the customer, and thus increasing sales output due to word of mouth advertisement.
· Several computers slaved to the server, each with:
o A 3GB hard drive, to enable fast loading inside the database, to increase waiting times for the Mormon customers, and reduce it for everyone else.
o An LCD screen, so staff can see the data on the database.
o A computer mouse.
o A regular mouse
o A Transformouse.
o A House mouse.
o A 750GB Hard Drive, to store data on, and any stupid stuff staff foolishly decide to copy.
o A four leafed clover.
o A five leafed clover.
o An emergency supply of military grade Post-It Notes.
o A USB Ninja Penguin, to protect the computer from unscrupulous thieves who wish to steal customer data.
o A USB port, to plug the USB Ninja Penguin into.
o A wire, to plug the USB slot into.
o A computer, to plug the wire into.
o A plug, to plug the computer into
o A plug socket, to plug the plug into.
o A series of wires, to plug the plug socket into.
o A substation, to plug the wires into.
o A power cable, to plug the substation into.
o A National Grid, to plug the power cable into
o A nuclear (or otherwise) power plant, to plug the National Grid into.
o Some pink fluffy dice.
· A very large supply of FireWire wires, to connect all the computers to the main server.
· A router, so that the computers have access to the DSL line.
· A 20TB Super Hard Drive, used to periodically backup data, so that the data is saved every night.
· A 20PB offsite backup backup, used to once a month copy data to from the back up, thus ensuring the backup is backed up.
· A supercomputer. Just because the Mormons are scared of them. And they are not in our customer demographic.
· A copy of the Sunday Times’ In Gear pullout, to find out what new, ϋber-cool cars will come out soon.
· A Mormon, to find out what they are scared of, and thus what we should buy, like seals, but not sea lions; killer whales and blue whales, but not belugas(they like caviar).
· A printer, to print off the mail merged letters that will need to be created to send to customers to get money/blood/charity appearances from or to the people of Norway, addressing them as Snoreway.
· A getaway car, to get away from any of the above things mentioned in case of spontaneous anger/combustion/apocalypse/apocalisp.
· Soft Hardware, because of Health and Safety.
[Insert Yo Dawg guy here]
[Insert Yo Dawg guy here]
You better not insert that nappy headed crack smoking squinty eyed goofy looking dumbass morons pic here
*img snip*Tough luck buddy :D
(http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_la5e1luQHw1qz7zago1_500.jpg)
Those animals are dead, and their innards were replaced with plaster by taxidermists, hence 'stuffed', which has multiple meanings. :P
(http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_la5e1luQHw1qz7zago1_500.jpg)
(http://lolwut.com/pics/fairy.jpg)
-imgsnip-
Already posted by R0B0 or SSG at least 150 pages ago... but i guess it's not a problem
Racism makes the world go 'round.Actually it is in a rotational movement by gravity not racsism. Some might even suspect
Racism makes the world go 'round.Actually it is in a rotational movement by gravity not racsism. Some might even suspectmillionsbillions of years ago a small planet , Thea, smashed into the Earth putting it in motion and creating the mood. You just got fact in the face, (+1 for who ever gets the reference). Didn't mean to be rude I just thought it would be funny.
Why did the jew cross the road? to get to the penny on the other side.(http://media.musictoday.com/store/bands/988/product_medium/BGCTAV125.JPG)
Racism makes the world go 'round.
How to get a Catholic Priest into a car: throw a small boy.
Irony, and proof that God hates us all.
(https://gametechmods.com/uploads/images/53747album-god-hates-us-all.jpg)
Why did the jew cross the road? to get to the penny on the other side.
Racism makes the world go 'round.
How to get a Catholic Priest into a car: throw a small boy.
Irony, and proof that God hates us all.
(https://gametechmods.com/uploads/images/53747album-god-hates-us-all.jpg)
I agree with you on that actually.Irony, and proof that God hates us all.failcabage
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Racism makes the world go 'round.Actually it is in a rotational movement by gravity not racsism. Some might even suspectmillionsbillions of years ago a small planet , Thea, smashed into the Earth putting it in motion and creating the mood. You just got fact in the face, (+1 for who ever gets the reference). Didn't mean to be rude I just thought it would be funny.
Why would gravity make a planet spin on itself ?
As far as I know, we do not know for sure what makes the Earth spin on itself, but we have theories.
FOOLS : Serious business :PDon't you mean serious beans? ;)
(U C WHAT I DID THAR?)Nope, sorry, my brain does not operate fully when im sick.
Sometimes, on forums, people often refer to certain posts as
Epic. This term means that not only is the contens of the post good, it may also
Win any Epic Post Contests. People often make posts saying this by typing
FTW somewhere in the post.
(U C WHAT I DID THAR?)
Oh hey! You joined!
*goes over to your house with a MAPP gas torch*
What, I thought I was the only person you talked to on steam you kinniggint
And I refuse to learn, as the leader of the Crimson Eagles of YAHRCBGlegh, I assure you I'm completely unteachable, unless it involves tiberium poisoning or Fire.
I have a bad feeling about this...
I have a bad feeling about this...
QFT
Spammer, Your going to be like Avalanche, being banned for a certain number of days if you don't stop this garbage.
I'm not sitting, I'm flying on a nuclear submarine
They are older than me and have a higher IQ, too.You keep saying they, is it multiple people behind the same username or does he have a multiple personality disorder thing?
*Applause*
I probabley should be banned, I'm gonna go make a request thread.
lots of wasted space then.Nope, they were displaying AIR and SPACE.
Here's a good joke
(https://gametechmods.com/uploads/images/22374arentwesad.jpg)
There's ur flippin' joke!
Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun,
Stupid Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son.
(http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lbl4cscjII1qzxzwwo1_500.jpg)
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO...
*watches GRW's video* riight...You know I actually found a video on YouTube that said it contained age appropriate meterial and it was about Dawn.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun,
Stupid Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son.
That's a limerick right ? But how is this funny ?
Is that Jay Leno?
(https://gametechmods.com/uploads/images/23966Mossy sticks.png)This literally made me lol :laughing
This was in my inbox today.
'As I once read in a truckstop bathroom: "The joke is in your hands"...Oh my God, I just got that!'
I donnt fink so overwise Tyhrus wuld be konstatnly mispeling here. :P
I don't think so. Otherwise Thyrus would be constantly misspelling here. :P
(http://tinyurl.com/29b26a5)So guys, I Metapod of whales today
The train pulling off a complete 360° vertical loop was concentrated awesome... can that even be done IRL or not ?
I lol'd at the May... Oh and...
"AoR... Could I go to the toilet?" Dawn sighed and asked.
In the original pokemon games if you surf, no matter what pokemon you use it always shows you surfing on a Lapras.Now I get it.
In the original pokemon games if you surf, no matter what pokemon you use it always shows you surfing on a Lapras.
These pokemon jokes not funny at all.I choose you, Pikatroll!
MOV AH,09
MOV AL,' '
MOV BH,00
MOV BL,0F0H
MOV CX,905
INT 10H
Pokemons mean the same thing to me as well as this to you.
I've only ever played the early games admittedly. Apart from those, I never really caught on to it.So why do you posting them?
A dangerous mixture of comedic intentions and mind-numbing boredom, my dear Watson.I've only ever played the early games admittedly. Apart from those, I never really caught on to it.So why do you posting them?
So you don't think the funny pictures of pokemon I posted earlier are funny at all.I've only ever played the early games admittedly. Apart from those, I never really caught on to it.So why do you posting them?
How did the mother from Arkansas know her daughter was menstruating?
Answer:Her sons dick tasted funny.
Time for another round of SKBT's Stupid E-mails.
(https://gametechmods.com/uploads/images/76066fljkds.png)
I wish I still had the origional E-mail about how the Lunchbox was lost
(https://gametechmods.com/uploads/images/24523school_bus2.jpg)Clearly thats shopped.
I don't think it's shopped although you are right it's pretty cool.(https://gametechmods.com/uploads/images/24523school_bus2.jpg)Clearly thats shopped.
...though if its real, that actually looks pretty cool.
Its like a road-trip version of a School bus
The purpose of the internet is Porn
The purpose of the internet is to NOT show your faces.
94C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
I'd like to point out that the poster refers to people who were kids in the 90's, not born then. GF is the only one so far who's old enough to really make a claim.Damn right! Back when Kid's TV was actually good :beer:
99100!!!!!
I hate bust any bubbles, but Wile E. Coyote and Road Runner was around before your parents.
90's kids are just as stupid as 2000's kids.
lol naryar is the answer to everything =P
FFFFFÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜ-
"I have a glue stick. I use it to stick Naryar to the ceiling."?
LOL
Sorry to quote from so long ago but II didn't know we were talking about birth years. LOL99100!!!!!
Oh wait...
Here's a funny jokeHaha. I can't get in. :'(.
https://gametechmods.com/forums/index.php/topic,5269.0.html (https://gametechmods.com/forums/index.php/topic,5269.0.html)
Here's a funny joke
https://gametechmods.com/forums/index.php/topic,5269.0.html (https://gametechmods.com/forums/index.php/topic,5269.0.html)
(http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lcp7gdIm5p1qc50y8o1_400.jpg)
(http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lcp7gdIm5p1qc50y8o1_400.jpg)
Balls, I cannot find a witty answer apart from the obvious one.
Congrats, you saw what i did there(http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lcp7gdIm5p1qc50y8o1_400.jpg)
Balls, I cannot find a witty answer apart from the obvious one.
Fake ! I am pretty sure that at this speed the bench could have broken his spine...
*initiates parental control procedures*May I ask why?
:gawe:
*initiates parental control procedures*May I ask why?
:gawe:
I will when I get home
But I warn it can be discusting to some people.
I found it.(https://gametechmods.com/uploads/images/6947fridgehorror.jpg)
yeah, he was hammered. silly boy can't handle alcohol.But in the meantime, I've been continuing working on my own little version of GTM land. Once it's finished, I'll put it up for download.
he will see it. and when he has seen it, he has some explaining to do to gis girl =P
O RLY?However, my generic magical owl says-
(http://www.funpeak.com/funnypics/barack-obama-starwars.jpg)
That's not really a joke, is it? It's just a picture of an unfortunate injury.More like a bloody accident =p
Yeah I know that. That is why I put what it said in the caption.
How is that funny?The false hope
How is that funny?The false hope
The falsified feelings of compassion and belonging
The dark realisation
The hurt
The pain
The anguish
The emotional destruction
The smoking
The alcohol
The drugs
The my chemical romance songs
The suicide atempts
The being paralised for life.How is that funny?The false hope
The falsified feelings of compassion and belonging
The dark realisation
The hurt
The pain
The anguish
The emotional destruction
The smoking
The alcohol
The drugs
The my chemical romance songs
The suicide atempts
Crap, I mistook scorpion for sparkey one page ago :bigO::rolleyes:
"Looks at the Dawn picture"*Tiger-Uppercuts Jonzu to stop him being creepy*
Uhm... Hehehe... *evil grin*
Jonzu scares me. I'm not kidding.
I might have gave Jonzu an idea with that image, a nasty idea."Looks at the Dawn picture"*Tiger-Uppercuts Jonzu to stop him being creepy*
Uhm... Hehehe... *evil grin*
Next thing we know, he'll probably lead a double life- mild mannered GTMer by day, and at night, he'll start wielding a three-pronged claw and hunting down virgins :eek:I might have gave Jonzu an idea with that image, a nasty idea."Looks at the Dawn picture"*Tiger-Uppercuts Jonzu to stop him being creepy*
Uhm... Hehehe... *evil grin*
Next thing we know, he'll probably lead a double life- mild mannered GTMer by day, and at night, he'll start wielding a three-pronged claw and hunting down virgins :eek:I might have gave Jonzu an idea with that image, a nasty idea."Looks at the Dawn picture"*Tiger-Uppercuts Jonzu to stop him being creepy*
Uhm... Hehehe... *evil grin*
Next thing we know, he'll probably lead a double life- mild mannered GTMer by day, and at night, he'll start wielding a three-pronged claw and hunting down virgins :eek:I might have gave Jonzu an idea with that image, a nasty idea."Looks at the Dawn picture"*Tiger-Uppercuts Jonzu to stop him being creepy*
Uhm... Hehehe... *evil grin*
Oh dear god!Next thing we know, he'll probably lead a double life- mild mannered GTMer by day, and at night, he'll start wielding a three-pronged claw and hunting down virgins :eek:I might have gave Jonzu an idea with that image, a nasty idea."Looks at the Dawn picture"*Tiger-Uppercuts Jonzu to stop him being creepy*
Uhm... Hehehe... *evil grin*
You actually thought said virgins would be girls?Given his previous track record. Though that could be an elaborate facade.
I found it.
So this is YOUR fault?! Do you realise what you have done? =ONo not really but I am the one that posted it.
Let the stupidity begin.
I am puting all my funny/stupid pictures in one video and will post it here.
This includes
Dawn Pictures
Fails
Pokemon LOLs
and more...
You actually thought said virgins would be girls?
lol hydro is afraid of virgins!
The video :approve:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tthYofH_bOs#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tthYofH_bOs#ws)
It is We No Speak Americano by Yolanda Be CoolThe video :approve:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tthYofH_bOs#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tthYofH_bOs#ws)
I LOVE THAT SONG
WHO MADE IT
pics go by way too fast for me to read the textYeah I know, it was only at the speed 1.
*checks the GRW's vid*?
Dawn gagged and tied 4 times? Excellent... *cough*
I just wish he'd shut up
how many years does it take for one of my friends to change a light bulb?
I dont know he was spose to be counting!
how many years does it take for one of my friends to change a light bulb?Get off the stage!
I dont know he was spose to be counting!
how many years does it take for one of my friends to change a light bulb?
I dont know he was spose to be counting!
how many years does it take for one of my friends to change a light bulb?
I dont know he was spose to be counting!
How many unfunny jokes can MKB tell at once?
Apparently he wasn't counting, either ....
-----------------------------------
So MKB walks into a hotel with a pig under one arm and an ostrich under the other.
The desk clerk looks at him and says, "Let me guess. This is a joke, right?"
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Okay, now for a REAL joke ......... MKB!
how epic is Monster Energy ?EPIC WIN.
(http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/9e52fbb5-38bd-48d4-9337-0757cc6442f4.jpg)
how epic is Monster Energy ?It couldn't be any more epic that it already was, but that's still awesome.
(http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/9e52fbb5-38bd-48d4-9337-0757cc6442f4.jpg)
(https://gametechmods.com/uploads/images/77909CoolTrollface.jpg)TROLLS GONNA TROLL.
I got another Dawn picture I might post tomorrow or the next day after.
I got another Dawn picture I might post tomorrow or the next day after.meh, post it.
I got another Dawn picture I might post tomorrow or the next day after.
LOL. I liked the forklift one.That one reminds me of the Luigi Ladder glitch from Super Smash Brothers Melee :approve:
(http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lb7w5zHiYE1qe2mq3o1_500.jpg)
LOL. I liked the forklift one.
(http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lb7w5zHiYE1qe2mq3o1_500.jpg)
(http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lb7w5zHiYE1qe2mq3o1_500.jpg)"BY THE POWER OF NUMBSKULL"
What do you mean by this, i'm intrigued?LOL. I liked the forklift one.
That actually works in RA2. :gawe:
I guess Havok secretly uses troll physics?
LOL. I liked the forklift one.
That actually works in RA2. :gawe:
I guess Havok secretly uses troll physics?
(http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lb7w5zHiYE1qe2mq3o1_500.jpg)"BY THE POWER OF NUMBSKULL"
They mean the same thing.Indeed. Numb is another word for unresponsive, therefore a skull that is numb would mean the same thing as dumb- in other words, lacks a clear or rational response. As such, Numbskull would also be a correct term for the phrase, so I think, therefore I am.
They mean the same thing.Indeed. Numb is another word for unresponsive, therefore a skull that is numb would mean the same thing as dumb- in other words, lacks a clear or rational response. As such, Numbskull would also be a correct term for the phrase, so I think, therefore I am.
They mean the same thing.Indeed. Numb is another word for unresponsive, therefore a skull that is numb would mean the same thing as dumb- in other words, lacks a clear or rational response. As such, Numbskull would also be a correct term for the phrase, so I think, therefore I am.
As I see it, a skull that is numb has NO response. A skull that is dumb has an irrational reponse. That's different.
And a numb skull would not come up with such an idea.
Ah, let him have his fun. It might be fun to see which one of us creates a more rational response to the definition of the two words :DThey mean the same thing.Indeed. Numb is another word for unresponsive, therefore a skull that is numb would mean the same thing as dumb- in other words, lacks a clear or rational response. As such, Numbskull would also be a correct term for the phrase, so I think, therefore I am.
As I see it, a skull that is numb has NO response. A skull that is dumb has an irrational reponse. That's different.
And a numb skull would not come up with such an idea.
Don't bother arguing Nary :P
They mean the same thing.Indeed. Numb is another word for unresponsive, therefore a skull that is numb would mean the same thing as dumb- in other words, lacks a clear or rational response. As such, Numbskull would also be a correct term for the phrase, so I think, therefore I am.
As I see it, a skull that is numb has NO response. A skull that is dumb has an irrational reponse. That's different.
And a numb skull would not come up with such an idea.
Don't bother arguing Nary :P
Ah, let him have his fun. It might be fun to see which one of us creates a more rational response to the definition of the two words :DThey mean the same thing.Indeed. Numb is another word for unresponsive, therefore a skull that is numb would mean the same thing as dumb- in other words, lacks a clear or rational response. As such, Numbskull would also be a correct term for the phrase, so I think, therefore I am.
As I see it, a skull that is numb has NO response. A skull that is dumb has an irrational reponse. That's different.
And a numb skull would not come up with such an idea.
Don't bother arguing Nary :P
So it seems basically that both J24 and Nar were mocking the bone structure of the person who did that to the adaptor rather than there intelligence.Definitely...foolish individuals. I laugh at their supposed intelligence :evilsmile:
Hello!You shouldn't have done that...
THE V OF DEAAAAAATH.Apparently, VID wanted into Viacom.
I have stared into the deep abyss of its soul too many times...
What would the simpsons be if they were black?Hillarious, truly you have bamboozled us all with your magnificant wit.
What would the simpsons be if they were black?Dude, not funny.
What would the simpsons be if they were black?Hillarious, truly you have bamboozled us all with your magnificant wit.
No really, GTFO K thnx.
What would the simpsons be if they were black?
Get out racist.
Get out racist.
Get out racist.
As aggressive as always, sparkles ?
What would the simpsons be if they were black?
What would the simpsons be if they were black?Exactly why everyone and your mother hate you. Even if you're trolling, everyone wishes you'd die in a hole. Now please, GTFO.
A Rooster was on top of a barn.
It laid an egg.
Which side did it roll down?
The left or the right?
In Soviet Russia, Egg lays you.A Rooster was on top of a barn.
It laid an egg.
Which side did it roll down?
The left or the right?
Roosters don't lay eggs, you dunce.
!!!In Soviet Russia, Egg lays you.A Rooster was on top of a barn.
It laid an egg.
Which side did it roll down?
The left or the right?
Roosters don't lay eggs, you dunce.
:coolface Yes, I did just post that to piss you off Hydro. :mrgreen:
What would the simpsons be if they were black?Exactly why everyone and your mother hate you. Even if you're trolling, everyone wishes you'd die in a hole. Now please, GTFO.
Couldn't have said it better. I mean, I know I'V said about a million times I'd improve and never did, but FOTEPX is the cockyess bigest know it all I've ever met.(http://img695.imageshack.us/img695/2305/hemadl.jpg)(http://i53.tinypic.com/1e2qv9.png)
In Soviet Russia, Egg lays you.A Rooster was on top of a barn.
It laid an egg.
Which side did it roll down?
The left or the right?
Roosters don't lay eggs, you dunce.
What would the simpsons be if they were black?
Guys, stop flaming FOTEPX. He has hard times in his family at the moment...
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yes but what
yes but what
A salt. Assault. :P
The last pic has been posted before.
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Ouch. No offence, but even if he did make an unfunny racist joke which Cthulhu would not approve of, that seems a bit harsh.What would the simpsons be if they were black?Exactly why everyone and your mother hate you. Even if you're trolling, everyone wishes you'd die in a hole. Now please, GTFO.
Couldn't have said it better. I mean, I know I'V said about a million times I'd improve and never did, but FOTEPX is the cockyess bigest know it all I've ever met.
What would the simpsons be if they were black?Exactly why everyone and your mother hate you. Even if you're trolling, everyone wishes you'd die in a hole. Now please, GTFO.
Get out racist.
As aggressive as always, sparkles ?
No, I just don't like racism.
Photons are massless
The magnet one is brilliant, but it would have to be immensely strong. So strong, in fact, that it would probably damage your own brain.
Photons are massless
Oh yeah, then why is light bent by gravitational fields ? And why are black holes black ?
About my niggers joke, it wasnt even meant to be funny.*checks thread title*
About my niggers joke, it wasnt even meant to be funny.A little redundant, considering the thread of the title was "Jokes" :rolleyes:
Anyway, BOT-
Found this on Youtube. I'm guessing it's quite old because of how they use the original Boxer, but it's still pretty good all the same-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icn74-iypiM# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icn74-iypiM#)
That, and maybe depicting Neglected Waterbug reenacting Jax's arm-rip fatality by pulling apart Rabid Pitbull's weapon system ;)Anyway, BOT-
Found this on Youtube. I'm guessing it's quite old because of how they use the original Boxer, but it's still pretty good all the same-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icn74-iypiM# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icn74-iypiM#)
Good idea, but could have been made better. Notably by modding the game so it played Mortal Kombat sounds.
PWNATOR GET OUT OF HERE
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Screw ethics. I'll be rich in no time!
You might try this?
Dude, I don't want to be a killjoy here but
Yeah, to you as well.Thanks Nary :beer:
Can't believe i'm forcing myself to be civil. Oh well.
Troll Physics 1: Unfortunately, the Negative pole of the magnet will attract the positively charged Hydrogen atoms, thus making you more wet than without magnets. =P
Merry Christmas, Naryar. :gawe: Caption Game is awaiting your image.
Troll Physics 1: Unfortunately, the Negative pole of the magnet will attract the positively charged Hydrogen atoms, thus making you more wet than without magnets. =P
Merry Christmas, Naryar. :gawe: Caption Game is awaiting your image.
Also you can't deploarize a magnet by cutting it in half.
But usually the fallacies are harder to spot, is the point I'm making.
Ah, I see... Thanks for straighteneing me out on that Pwn. I knew I saw "fallac" and in my mind it was penis, but then again that would be phallus, wouldn't it?
Heh... Blame it on my dirty mind.
Phish, Phoot, Phaggot, Phurry, Phail, Phone, Phlipper, Phuck, Phan, Phap :coolfaceAh, I see... Thanks for straighteneing me out on that Pwn. I knew I saw "fallac" and in my mind it was penis, but then again that would be phallus, wouldn't it?
Heh... Blame it on my dirty mind.
Follicle, folic, facile, falcon, philiac, phylic, frolic. Go wild :coolface
Phan, :coolface
Perfectly showing there the average intelligence of a lot of the skaters I knowI would imagine that most skaters are "Chav's" right? I think that what you call people like that...
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Another example of why you should never, ever act according to impulses.
It's not "acting on impulses" I skate, and alot of skaters are drama queens, but we skate for fun. You seem to think everything is for attention. Don't go attacking what you don't know.
That must explain why people think you're an idiot. :coolface(http://i.imgur.com/A0j4A.gif)
Another example of why you should never, ever act according to impulses.
It's not "acting on impulses" I skate, and alot of skaters are drama queens, but we skate for fun. You seem to think everything is for attention. Don't go attacking what you don't know.
No. every other is just fine.
Ok.
*Walks down street*
*Man throws acid at my eyes*
*I don't blink because it's a reflex*
*I get blinded*
haha, you would lock that thread looser.
haha, you would lock that thread looser.*Takes cover*
P.S,sorry for qoute on its own message earlyer.delete it.
haha, you would lock that thread looser.*Takes cover*
AvaSparkylancheI'm guessing that would be the ultimate n00b.
Just ignore avalanche. He's a finished n00b and will not realize the error of his ways (as you have done... I hope) before a few years.
Rotten King Avasparkylanche, technically.AvaSparkylancheI'm guessing that would be the ultimate n00b.
Those of you with Arachnophobia may want to look away now.
I got 2 more Dawn photos to post and some other pictures. So be wary Jonzu.... :evilsmile: [Evil Laugh] Muhuhahaha[/Evil Laugh](https://gametechmods.com/uploads/images/51612TryYourLuck.jpg)
Feh, May had the better outfit then.I got 2 more Dawn photos to post and some other pictures. So be wary Jonzu.... :evilsmile: [Evil Laugh] Muhuhahaha[/Evil Laugh](https://gametechmods.com/uploads/images/51612TryYourLuck.jpg)
YESTERDAY IS SO LAST YEAR
YESTERDAY IS SO LAST YEAR(https://gametechmods.com/uploads/images/6725hgfhdfghg.jpg)
YESTERDAY IS SO LAST YEAR
YESTERDAY IS SO LAST YEAR
More like last yearsterday, amirite ?
(https://gametechmods.com/uploads/images/26605TROLLROLL.png)YESTERDAY IS SO LAST YEAR
More like last yearsterday, amirite ?
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Yes, yes, I recognize it's not the best attempt at humor I have ever done.YESTERDAY IS SO LAST YEAR
More like last yearsterday, amirite ?
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nice joke right there.
Jonzu being a girl... that is a jokeIt's not! I was scared to tell the truth... Now I told it and there you have it.
So you thought everyone here was a sexist bigot? Wat?Jonzu being a girl... that is a jokeIt's not! I was scared to tell the truth... Now I told it and there you have it.
Anybody realise how zips are the worst ideas in the world? Who actually sat down and thought: 'Hm...I know! Lets put two rows of metal teeth right next to our genitalia!'
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uranus
uranus
Thank you for explaining in a most COMPREHENSIBLE way.
Apart from the obvious and crude anal joke I do not see anything really funny... or the awkwardness of asking if we can send a probe to uranus...
Even if that was stupid :P
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IÄ! IÄ! TIE-THULU FHTAGN !
That just bad, even by troll physics standards.I know, it just reminded me of the Luigi Ladder, like I said.
EPIC BOAT :coolface
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EPIC FLYING :coolface
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EPIC CAR :coolface
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QFTEPIC BOAT :coolface
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EPIC FLYING :coolface
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EPIC CAR :coolface
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^^ EPIC FAIL :coolface ^^
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I LOVE PSYCHOPATHIC HUMORYou can burn fat kids though, it's one of lifes great pleasures.
Technically you cannot burn calories, since they are a measure of energy and cannot be burned, but oh well :P
It is kinda Stupid Evil though (unless you don't get discovered of course)HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I LOVE PSYCHOPATHIC HUMORYou can burn fat kids though, it's one of lifes great pleasures.
Technically you cannot burn calories, since they are a measure of energy and cannot be burned, but oh well :P
Meh, only stupid people get themselves discovered when they don't want to be, unless you're trying to imply that i'm stupid, which would be unwise.It is kinda Stupid Evil though (unless you don't get discovered of course)HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I LOVE PSYCHOPATHIC HUMORYou can burn fat kids though, it's one of lifes great pleasures.
Technically you cannot burn calories, since they are a measure of energy and cannot be burned, but oh well :P
@Pwn: VICTORY. I so wish I could've gotten away with that in high school.
Lol I found Sage
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I will post some Dawn photos and other photos soon. :evilsmile:
Agreed.I will post some Dawn photos and other photos soon. :evilsmile:
Stop trying to be cool with that stuff, it's ghey as hell
You know other people find that funny for example look at pages 210-215. If you don't like it don't troll about it.I will post some Dawn photos and other photos soon. :evilsmile:
Stop trying to be cool with that stuff, it's ghey as hell
You know other people find that funny for example look at pages 210-215. If you don't like it don't troll about it.I will post some Dawn photos and other photos soon. :evilsmile:
Stop trying to be cool with that stuff, it's ghey as hell
I dare someone to post a toothbrush in his showcase :PI wish to see his reaction at something like this :3
I dare someone to post a toothbrush in his showcase :PChallenge accepted
I dare someone to post a toothbrush in his showcase :PChallenge accepted
ACAMS said that for me...
Nah... I'll just watch her struggling... ;)
Heh. That was pretty funny.Nah... I'll just watch her struggling... ;)
Sigh
ON A LIGHTER NOTE
I shall steal a joke from my bro.
What did one pedophile say to the other?
Nah... I'll just watch her struggling... ;)
Sigh
ON A LIGHTER NOTE
I shall steal a joke from my bro.
What did one pedophile say to the other?
Those ones were great. This place should really be renamed Pwnator's Jokes.
This statement is actually now false, remeber some time ago Kuvaton decided to clear their database, so most of my posts here are now blank.Those ones were great. This place should really be renamed Pwnator's Jokes.
Actually SSG holds most of the good jokes in here, just earlier pages.
This statement is actually now false, remeber some time ago Kuvaton decided to clear their database, so most of my posts here are now blank.Well, you used to, anyway. (:
This statement is actually now false, remeber some time ago Kuvaton decided to clear their database, so most of my posts here are now blank.
I think I prefer the Troll Physics ones where you say to yourself "...you know, that might actually work..." then you have to actually use common sense to work out that it won't.Same here. But it's still funny :P
My favourite was the cake with the DVD Drive.That's the "Mac mini" :D
It's good, but IMHO, not quite as good as that "Pac-Man" cake I showed Yoda on his birthday, though :yaya)My favourite was the cake with the DVD Drive.That's the "Mac mini" :D
I liked the Pokemon one. XD Cerulean City seems a reasonable replacement for Miami.
I also don't understand the person climbing out of the TV one.
You wanna know what's a funny joke?
Women Rights.
*Bows*
Did you connect to it?No I did not.
No I did not.They would have given you free candy, I promise!
What I meant was with my Ipod.No I did not.They would have given you free candy, I promise!
1) Go to Google Translate
2) Type in "Will Justin Bieber ever hit puberty" then...
3) English to Vietnamese
4) Copy & paste the Vietnamese words
5) Vietnamese to English
1) Go to Google TranslateLol
2) Type in "Will Justin Bieber ever hit puberty" then...
3) English to Vietnamese
4) Copy & paste the Vietnamese words
5) Vietnamese to English
*corny joke time*I take it you mean this-
Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off?
*cue drum thingy that sounds like budum crash*
Justin Beiber IS a joke. Fairly soon he's going to meet the same fate that befell Gary Coleman.
Justin Beiber IS a joke. Fairly soon he's going to meet the same fate that befell Gary Coleman.
He's going to star in a blaxploitation sitcom, get screwed out of all his money by his parents, unsuccessfully sue them, and develop kidney disease?
Or did you just mean he'll die?
1) Go to Google Translate
2) Type in "Will Justin Bieber ever hit puberty" then...
3) English to Vietnamese
4) Copy & paste the Vietnamese words
5) Vietnamese to English
0_0 x 9001And it was 090901 who posted it.
Crow thingIt actually would work too if you got the crows to comply.
@last pic: The other guy might be kinda pissed off if he discovers what is happening...
@last pic: The other guy might be kinda pissed off if he discovers what is happening...(https://gametechmods.com/uploads/images/8669gtergdfsgfg.png)
Yeah it's very much an awful pun. But it amused me so i posted it nevertheless :P@last pic: The other guy might be kinda pissed off if he discovers what is happening...(https://gametechmods.com/uploads/images/8669gtergdfsgfg.png)
What did one pedo say to the other?You already posted that one :P
A pregnant woman with her first child, paid a visit to her obstetrician's office. After the exam, she shyly said, "My husband wants me to ask you...", to which the doctor replies "I know...I know..." placing a reassuring hand on her shoulder. "I get asked that all the time. Sex is fine until late in the pregnancy." "No, that's not it," the woman confessed. "He wants to know if I can still mow the lawn."
Didn't know if it's been done before, but I thought it was funny
... Ben Folds.
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The headline sucks. Really. It blows.
I cant control myself on GTM due to my aspergers syndrome.i might.
You know, it's so annoying when he blames it on his Aspergers'. I have it too, and you don't see me acting like an idiot because of it!I cant control myself on GTM due to my aspergers syndrome.i might.
He doesn't anymore :PYou know, it's so annoying when he blames it on his Aspergers'. I have it too, and you don't see me acting like an idiot because of it!I cant control myself on GTM due to my aspergers syndrome.i might.
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYLOL
...wait. Something ain't right...
ACAMS APPROVED JOKE
On CoD Black Ops, there was a player named 'Obama' and a player named 'America.'
Where it tells you who killed who, it said:
I cant get enough of those autocorrect pictures, they are awesome!
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kI mean.. that was so awesome JD. I laughed so hard cheese came out of my nose!
Can someone explain to me how exactly the autocorrect function works? How on earth do you get "Pittsburgh" from meaning to type "out"?
k
HahWell, yep... I guess he's always been like that, JD.
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How can you sum just pi ? That's no correct sum formula.
Im staying off here for your and my own good. WAIT.....He doesn't anymore :PYou know, it's so annoying when he blames it on his Aspergers'. I have it too, and you don't see me acting like an idiot because of it!I cant control myself on GTM due to my aspergers syndrome.i might.
Hang on, is he actually banned from here, or is it just that he's fed up with us now?
Serving the queen (http://tinyurl.com/4tz7nat)
*Spins up Minigun barrels*Im staying off here for your and my own good. WAIT.....He doesn't anymore :PYou know, it's so annoying when he blames it on his Aspergers'. I have it too, and you don't see me acting like an idiot because of it!I cant control myself on GTM due to my aspergers syndrome.i might.
Hang on, is he actually banned from here, or is it just that he's fed up with us now?
Some people like country, others like rap.Lol
As for me, I'm into Metal.
What kind you ask?
Well... I like aluminum, especially 7075 and 2024. I also like chromly and occasionally a bit of titanium.
Some people like country, others like rap.
As for me, I'm into Metal.
What kind you ask?
Well... I like aluminum, especially 7075 and 2024. I also like chromly and occasionally a bit of titanium.
Some people like country, others like rap.I prefer DSA personally
As for me, I'm into Metal.
What kind you ask?
Well... I like aluminum, especially 7075 and 2024. I also like chromly and occasionally a bit of titanium.
Some people like country, others like rap.I prefer DSA personally
As for me, I'm into Metal.
What kind you ask?
Well... I like aluminum, especially 7075 and 2024. I also like chromly and occasionally a bit of titanium.
I prefer plasticSome people like country, others like rap.I prefer DSA personally
As for me, I'm into Metal.
What kind you ask?
Well... I like aluminum, especially 7075 and 2024. I also like chromly and occasionally a bit of titanium.
But not in DSL. ;)
LOLNARYLOL
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LOLNARY
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LOLNARY99 seconds in MS paint.
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Give a Japenese man a fish, he will eat for a day.That reminds me...
Give said Japenese man a fishing net, he may find his children.
*Don't take this offensively, it is a JOKE*
Give a Japenese man a fish, he will eat for a day.
Give said Japenese man a fishing net, he may find his children.
*Don't take this offensively, it is a JOKE*
Superdry
Made in the UK
:coolface
SupShutupSuperdry
Made in the UK
:coolface
Fixed.
Sincerely, the bad pun destroyer.
You UK guys might get this refence. I know Japan's crazy with it's game shows, but Total Wipeout just takes the piss.Palm, meet face
Funny report on trolling:Very good, very good.
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Last oneNO U.
Enigma and Nary!
Oh man! I <3 giant isopods! I wish I had one as a pet.
God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael, the archangel, found him,Does this mean... that I ain't British?
resting on the seventh day.
He inquired of God.
"Where have you been?"
God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction, and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds,
"Look, Michael. Look what I've made."
Archangel Michael looked puzzled, and said,
"What is it?"
"It's a planet," replied God,
"And I've put Life on it. I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a great place of balance."
"Balance?" inquired Michael, still confused.
God explained, pointing to different parts of earth.
"For example, North America will be a place of great opportunity and wealth, while South America is going to be poor. Over there I've placed a continent of white people, and over there is a continent of black people. Balance in all things,"
God continued pointing to different countries.
"This one will be extremely hot, while this one will be very cold and covered in ice."
The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then pointed to a small island and said,
"What's that one?"
"Ah," said God
"That's the United Kingdom, the most glorious place on earth. There are beautiful mountains, rivers and streams, lakes, forests, hills, plains, and coulees. The people from there are going to be handsome, modest, intelligent, and humorous, and they are going to be found traveling the world. They will be extremely sociable, hardworking, high achieving, and they will be known throughout the world as diplomats, and carriers of peace."
Michael gasped in wonder and admiration, but then mentioned,
"But what about the balance, God? You said there would be balance."
God smiled.
"Yes...and then there is France, right next to it. Wait until you see the wankers I'm putting in there"
Long live the Great British Isles.A toast to that :beer:
I live in the USA, where all people eat fast food 6 times a week, weigh over 800 pounds, and let in every Mexican who appears on their doorstep. :POther than in the south, where they overeact to every Mexiocan that appears on their doorstep:P
I live in Bradford, which would be a great city if it didn't have Buttershaw, the main hub for everything scratty and chavvy, right on it's doortep.Still, could be worse. You could have Grimsby, "The Arsehole of Lincolnshire" a couple of doors away =/
I live in the USA, where all people eat fast food 6 times a week, weigh over 800 pounds, and let in every Mexican who appears on their doorstep. :POther than in the south, where they overeact to every Mexiocan that appears on their doorstep:P
The people from there are going to be handsome, modest, intelligent, and humorous, and they are going to be found traveling the world. They will be extremely sociable, hardworking, high achieving, and they will be known throughout the world as diplomats, and carriers of peace."
yal aint got sh**I live in the USA, where all people eat fast food 6 times a week, weigh over 800 pounds, and let in every Mexican who appears on their doorstep. :POther than in the south, where they overeact to every Mexiocan that appears on their doorstep:P
*coughcoughcoughcoughcoughcoughcoughcoughcough*
...yeah, pretty much. I live in Florida, the state with pretty much the worst reputation of any region. :P
Ill settle for a glass bottle of coke.But still... :beer:Long live the Great British Isles.A toast to that :beer:
(https://gametechmods.com/uploads/images/65791anime-demotivator.jpg)It actually reminds me more of the mask guy from Legend Of Zelda-Majora's Mask.
(http://27.media.tumblr.com/bY0CFPiabcncexgzB954lqRK_400.jpg)That's actually pretty insulting...
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Q: Why did Jonzu cross the road?Wuts a knob.
A:
Q: Why did Jonzu cross the road?I Actually LOL'd irl. But according to Jonzu, he is now a girl.
A:
If he's a girl, then I'm the King of England.Q: Why did Jonzu cross the road?I Actually LOL'd irl. But according to Jonzu, he is now a girl.
A:
Q: Why did Jonzu cross the road?Wuts a knob.
A:
It's a gentleman-sausage. Let's leave it at that.Q: Why did Jonzu cross the road?Wuts a knob.
A:
Ooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.It's a gentleman-sausage. Let's leave it at that.Q: Why did Jonzu cross the road?Wuts a knob.
A:
Don't speak it, eh? Maybe you would if the Yanks didn't bastardise our great language :rolleyes:Ooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.It's a gentleman-sausage. Let's leave it at that.Q: Why did Jonzu cross the road?Wuts a knob.
A:
I don't speak British so I wouldn't know.
I ain't a yank, I live in injun territory, good sir.Don't speak it, eh? Maybe you would if the Yanks didn't bastardise our great language :rolleyes:Ooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.It's a gentleman-sausage. Let's leave it at that.Q: Why did Jonzu cross the road?Wuts a knob.
A:
I don't speak British so I wouldn't know.
Called ENGLISH for a reason. ;)Don't speak it, eh? Maybe you would if the Yanks didn't bastardise our great language :rolleyes:Ooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.It's a gentleman-sausage. Let's leave it at that.Q: Why did Jonzu cross the road?Wuts a knob.
A:
I don't speak British so I wouldn't know.
Quoted for truth :cool:Called ENGLISH for a reason. ;)Don't speak it, eh? Maybe you would if the Yanks didn't bastardise our great language :rolleyes:Ooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.It's a gentleman-sausage. Let's leave it at that.Q: Why did Jonzu cross the road?Wuts a knob.
A:
I don't speak British so I wouldn't know.
And this is called AMERICA for a reason....
Well, here in the South it's called 'murica, but still.
You never stated why it's called English, so I didn't state a reason why it's called 'Murica.And this is called AMERICA for a reason....
Well, here in the South it's called 'murica, but still.
What reason?
Because it was 'made' in England.You never stated why it's called English, so I didn't state a reason why it's called 'Murica.And this is called AMERICA for a reason....
Well, here in the South it's called 'murica, but still.
What reason?
Jack Daniels... Somestrangeguy has left. Because of the trolls.
What job does big brother have at GTM?
A:Watching us.
Q: What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?*high five*
A:
Q: What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?Q: What do you call GoldenFox at the bottom of the ocean?
A:
Q: What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?Q: What do you call GoldenFox at the bottom of the ocean?
A:
A:
Q: What do you call GoldenFox at the bottom of the ocean?Not if he's wearing scuba gear
A:
Q: What's the difference between a dead lawyer in the road, and a dead dog in the road?It's as though Lawyer jokes never get old :claping
A:
Which S_M will no doubt change so that I'm at the bottom of the ocean through unknown means :approve:Q: What's the difference between a dead lawyer in the road, and a dead dog in the road?It's as though Lawyer jokes never get old :claping
A:
Or make a joke about roadkill (of which, I shall have you know, squirrels are more victims of than foxes)Which S_M will no doubt change so that I'm at the bottom of the ocean through unknown means :approve:Q: What's the difference between a dead lawyer in the road, and a dead dog in the road?It's as though Lawyer jokes never get old :claping
A:
But not squirrel monkeys!Or make a joke about roadkill (of which, I shall have you know, squirrels are more victims of than foxes)Which S_M will no doubt change so that I'm at the bottom of the ocean through unknown means :approve:Q: What's the difference between a dead lawyer in the road, and a dead dog in the road?It's as though Lawyer jokes never get old :claping
A:
*Drives a lawnmower at full speed towards S_M*But not squirrel monkeys!Or make a joke about roadkill (of which, I shall have you know, squirrels are more victims of than foxes)Which S_M will no doubt change so that I'm at the bottom of the ocean through unknown means :approve:Q: What's the difference between a dead lawyer in the road, and a dead dog in the road?It's as though Lawyer jokes never get old :claping
A:
o_oOf course, I'll need the soundtrack for the inevitable shredding that will follow. I think this one will do-
Best. Laugh. Ever.*Drives a lawnmower at full speed towards S_M*But not squirrel monkeys!Or make a joke about roadkill (of which, I shall have you know, squirrels are more victims of than foxes)Which S_M will no doubt change so that I'm at the bottom of the ocean through unknown means :approve:Q: What's the difference between a dead lawyer in the road, and a dead dog in the road?It's as though Lawyer jokes never get old :claping
A:
But that's about to change :evilsmile:
*Laughs psychotically*
Q: What's the difference between a dead lawyer in the road, and a dead dog in the road?i have heard both of those jokes but with black people instead of lawyers.
A:
Although I have to say, mine are less might we say, "ACAMS-ian" versions of events. Still, Lawyers are far better ones to sort out in those ways, methinks :approve:Q: What's the difference between a dead lawyer in the road, and a dead dog in the road?i have heard both of those jokes but with black people instead of lawyers.
A:
Plus, we don't want a certain ST character getting run over now, do we?Although I have to say, mine are less might we say, "ACAMS-ian" versions of events. Still, Lawyers are far better ones to sort out in those ways, methinks :approve:Q: What's the difference between a dead lawyer in the road, and a dead dog in the road?i have heard both of those jokes but with black people instead of lawyers.
A:
Q: What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A:
:clapingQ: What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A:
What do you call twice that many lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A:
How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?That's just....
Depends on how hard you throw them. :coolface
Its because in a book,i think its called 1941 it says Big Brother will be watching your every move. thats a refereance to the fact theres something called watch under some peoples avavarWhat job does big brother have at GTM?
A:Watching us.
wut
Its because in a book,i think its called 1941 it says Big Brother will be watching your every move. thats a refereance to the fact theres something called watch under some peoples avavarWhat job does big brother have at GTM?
A:Watching us.
wut
Its because in a book,i think its called 1941 it says Big Brother will be watching your every move. thats a refereance to the fact theres something called watch under some peoples avavarWhat job does big brother have at GTM?
A:Watching us.
wut
It's 1984.
Its because in a book,i think its called 1941
How many amateur guitarists does it take to play "Smoke on the Water"?
What's the difference between Shamwow and Jwoww?"Hey it's Vince here with slapchop."
YOU WILL LOVE MY NUTSWhat's the difference between Shamwow and Jwoww?"Hey it's Vince here with slapchop."
I already do.YOU WILL LOVE MY NUTSWhat's the difference between Shamwow and Jwoww?"Hey it's Vince here with slapchop."
Tacos, fettucini, linguine, martini, bikini.YOU WILL LOVE MY NUTSWhat's the difference between Shamwow and Jwoww?"Hey it's Vince here with slapchop."
Anyone else notice that the word 'Roadworks' is a contradiction in terms? When is the last time you saw someone working on roadworks?This morning when I was coming into college and I was stuck for half an hour at roadworks, there was a man sat in the hole in the road, and I think he was digging. It's a pretty deep hole, so I couldn't tell.
This couple have just met in a bar, really hit it off and gone back to her place to have wild, passionate sex.ACAMS IS POSTING PR0N!!!!11!11
After they have finished he lies back with a smug look on his face, "I guess that was just about the best sex you have ever had," he says.
"What makes you say that?" asks the woman.
"Well, every time we did it, I couldn't help notice how it made your toes curl," he explains.
"Oh," says the woman, "that was just because most men wait to take off my pantyhose first."
Enigma raises a valid point. ACAMS is in violation of his own rules. =]
Anyone else notice that the word 'Roadworks' is a contradiction in terms? When is the last time you saw someone working on roadworks?
He banned Jonzu for porn.
Its an implied rule, that isn't written anywhere.
Like the first joke in this thread... thats a dirty joke...Yeah but it doesn't show a guy's dick.
It was in the playground ^^He banned Jonzu for porn.
Its an implied rule, that isn't written anywhere.
Click did, not me....WE ALL KNOW it is not tolerated in the main forum, not even jokes, but there is nothing wrong with a dirty joke in jokes.
How's this one:XD That's a good one
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Recently, the Psychic Hotline and Psychic Friends Network have launched hotlines for frogs. Here is the story of one frog and his discussing with his psychic.
A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."
The frog says, "This is great! Will I meet her at a party, or what?"
"No," says the psychic. "Next semester in her biology class."
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This poor guy is well known by spilling his guts to multitudes.....
How's this one:Oh no! A Administrator! my forum career is doomed!
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Recently, the Psychic Hotline and Psychic Friends Network have launched hotlines for frogs. Here is the story of one frog and his discussing with his psychic.
A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."
The frog says, "This is great! Will I meet her at a party, or what?"
"No," says the psychic. "Next semester in her biology class."
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This poor guy is well known by spilling his guts to multitudes.....
Naw, Mad's alright (though I'm still afraid of him, as I am every admin). He won't ban you for no reason.How's this one:Oh no! A Administrator! my forum career is doomed!
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Recently, the Psychic Hotline and Psychic Friends Network have launched hotlines for frogs. Here is the story of one frog and his discussing with his psychic.
A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."
The frog says, "This is great! Will I meet her at a party, or what?"
"No," says the psychic. "Next semester in her biology class."
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This poor guy is well known by spilling his guts to multitudes.....
He even does his own lobotomies!Naw, Mad's alright (though I'm still afraid of him, as I am every admin). He won't ban you for no reason.How's this one:Oh no! A Administrator! my forum career is doomed!
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Recently, the Psychic Hotline and Psychic Friends Network have launched hotlines for frogs. Here is the story of one frog and his discussing with his psychic.
A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."
The frog says, "This is great! Will I meet her at a party, or what?"
"No," says the psychic. "Next semester in her biology class."
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This poor guy is well known by spilling his guts to multitudes.....
(http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/demotivational-posters-rule.jpg)O_o
(http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/demotivational-posters-rule.jpg)If you call sh*tting a rainbow porn, I feel bad for your soul.
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Nyan sh** Rainbow species is a mix of when a Spy,A Nyan Cat have a babie,and the nyan cat sees a sh** brick picture.This is the exact same thing.Do you realise how little sense that makes?
(http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Matt/Like-this.png)LOL.
(https://gametechmods.com/uploads/images/6803780.gif) Get it?
That one is good. Did you see the car insurense one on the other page. That one is my fav.(https://gametechmods.com/uploads/images/6803780.gif) Get it?
lol@tankman
(http://artoftrolling.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/chatroulette-trolling.jpg)I dont get it.
(http://artoftrolling.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/chatroulette-trolling.jpg)I dont get it.
Yeah but whats supposed to happen(http://artoftrolling.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/chatroulette-trolling.jpg)I dont get it.
Did you follow the rules?
I know its a troll face but what does the optical illusion do.
I know its a troll face but what does the optical illusion do.
Oh I see now. I thought you meant to blink at the computer
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(https://gametechmods.com/uploads/images/25322paul-the-octopus-1942.jpg)XD
We need some with SFTW that gives out bad building advice.
(https://gametechmods.com/uploads/images/98908advicesftw5.png)Well, I'm not god, I'm pretty talentless
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(http://img814.imageshack.us/img814/5927/1297658908321.jpg)Have already told you that I love you? :gawe:
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So apparently I can get a random length of pipe for $3.60 but I don't know how big it is. :P
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So apparently I can get a random length of pipe for $3.60 but I don't know how big it is. :P
(https://gametechmods.com/uploads/images/8091fashkj.png)I originally thought the fact it was selling different length pipes was the joke (Sick mind ftw?)
So apparently I can get a random length of pipe for $3.60 but I don't know how big it is. :P
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1R-4u-Wsn8&feature=related# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1R-4u-Wsn8&feature=related#)"OH MAIL-STROM! I! DON'T! BELIEVE! IT!"
THEY LOST TO PUCK LOL
Yep, same team. They had it stored away and then they revised it to look like an enemy turret or something, until they added a big flipper/scoop thing.Ah, OK. I also recall that they designed the tracks for the Plunderbird robots.
(https://gametechmods.com/uploads/images/2105520110617magicspell1.jpg)YAY.
Sage & Garvin?
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NFX & Naryar?
But would the Honey not act as a lubricanthttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1R-4u-Wsn8&feature=related# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1R-4u-Wsn8&feature=related#)"OH MAIL-STROM! I! DON'T! BELIEVE! IT!"
THEY LOST TO PUCK LOL
But hang on...Terminal Ferocity? I remember that one from RW Series 3- it used to have honey applied to its tracks to increase grip.
Perhaps. But then again, the stickiness of the stuff might've been attractive to use to increase grip, even if it didn't work right.But would the Honey not act as a lubricanthttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1R-4u-Wsn8&feature=related# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1R-4u-Wsn8&feature=related#)"OH MAIL-STROM! I! DON'T! BELIEVE! IT!"
THEY LOST TO PUCK LOL
But hang on...Terminal Ferocity? I remember that one from RW Series 3- it used to have honey applied to its tracks to increase grip.therefore decreasing the grip of the tracks?
Probably.Spongebob referance, when Sandy gets homesick?
Also included something of a reference in my new PT. First one who recognises it gets a cookie :P
Probably.
Also included something of a reference in my new PT. First one who recognises it gets a cookie :P
I'm from Texas -_-You mean we can't say anything bad about dumb old Texas? :coolface
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldYCM6F3Xhw#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldYCM6F3Xhw#ws):google: is a great thing. ;)You got it in one :beer:
:google: is a great thing. ;)
:coolface:google: is a great thing. ;)
:FFFUUU
I've watched every season 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, and 6 episode of Spongebob when they first aired, and some even before they aired. I knew that by heart!
...then again, Spongebob really sucks now.
I have a joke
(https://gametechmods.com/uploads/images/344562-jobs-ipad.jpg)
I have a jokeWell I'm not laughing
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Neither am II have a jokeWell I'm not laughing
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The joke is that he doesn't even have Angry Birds...Neither am II have a jokeWell I'm not laughing
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...then again, Spongebob really sucks now.Aye. I must not be the only one who wants to see Mr Krabs suffer a truly horrible fate.
The joke is that he's holding a giant iPod touch that people actually bought.The joke is that he doesn't even have Angry Birds...Neither am II have a jokeWell I'm not laughing
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"So what we did was take an iPod Touch 4g, pull it apart, make it bigger and lass convenient, and put it all back together. And the funny thing is, we couldn't fit the camera in the first time! Ha ha ha... good times..."The joke is that he's holding a giant iPod touch that people actually bought.The joke is that he doesn't even have Angry Birds...Neither am II have a jokeWell I'm not laughing
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Wanna hear a joke ?*high five*
Hard Bot's showcase.
Wanna hear a joke ?*high five*
Hard Bot's showcase.
Wanna hear a joke ?Bad joke is bad
Hard Bot's showcase.
Wanna hear a joke ?(http://www.maniacworld.com/internet-high-five.jpg)
Hard Bot's showcase.
Why'd the fly live in the toilet?Why'd Garvin live in the toilet?
He was Pissed Off
Why'd the fly live in the toilet?Why'd Garvin live in the toilet?
He was Pissed Off
ACAMS hit him so hard with the banhammer, he landed in there and now he can't get out.
OK, too harsh, fine, whatever.
Looks like I got hit with the hammer of ban, I am banned from the new members section. :/
God, I'm tired of everybody bashing on Hard Bot and GTG, it's not funny anymore.Everyone did I think
And oddly enough, i got banned from the new member's section without even being online the whole time the topic was no locked.
God, I'm tired of everybody bashing on Hard Bot and GTG, it's not funny anymore.Everyone did I think
And oddly enough, i got banned from the new member's section without even being online the whole time the topic was no locked.
Yeah, i'm not banned anymore.God, I'm tired of everybody bashing on Hard Bot and GTG, it's not funny anymore.Everyone did I think
And oddly enough, i got banned from the new member's section without even being online the whole time the topic was no locked.
I didn't. A cute girl from Vancouver just joined and she posted some really saucy photos of herself. :mrgreen:
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NFX & Naryar?
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This still makes me smile when I see it
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Trollz: Why did ACAMS go in to the carlot?...
Hard Bot: So he can find a new Clickswagon Bug.
Trololololol: Why did JoeBlo go to the carshow?
Hard Bot: So he can see a Cube.
Trollz: Why did ACAMS go in to the carlot?
Hard Bot: So he can find a new Clickswagon Bug.
Trololololol: Why did JoeBlo go to the carshow?
Hard Bot: So he can see a Cube.
Trollz: Why did ACAMS go in to the carlot?
Hard Bot: So he can find a new Clickswagon Bug.
Trololololol: Why did JoeBlo go to the carshow?
Hard Bot: So he can see a Cube.
Trollz: Why did ACAMS go in to the carlot?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxVyg3-3d0M&feature=related#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxVyg3-3d0M&feature=related#ws)
Hard Bot: So he can find a new Clickswagon Bug.
Trololololol: Why did JoeBlo go to the carshow?
Hard Bot: So he can see a Cube.
I do, but it's not funnyTrollz: Why did ACAMS go in to the carlot?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxVyg3-3d0M&feature=related#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxVyg3-3d0M&feature=related#ws)
Hard Bot: So he can find a new Clickswagon Bug.
Trololololol: Why did JoeBlo go to the carshow?
Hard Bot: So he can see a Cube.
The worst disaster in Poland's history happened today, when a two-seater Cessna 120 airplane crashed in a cemetery. So far, 326 bodies have been found. Polish search and rescue team believes the number will rise as they continue to dig.
The worst disaster in Poland's history happened today, when a two-seater Cessna 120 airplane crashed in a cemetery. So far, 326 bodies have been found. Polish search and rescue team believes the number will rise as they continue to dig.
ACAMS is obviously trolling MNB.^^^Fixed^^^
Hello, ACAMS. =D Feel free to use our pool tables during your stay.*Sigh*
I would join you guys, but I'm not an Advanced User.ACAMS is obviously trolling MNB.^^^Fixed^^^
I would join you guys, but I'm not an Advanced User.
I would join you guys, but I'm not an Advanced User.ACAMS is obviously trolling MNB.^^^Fixed^^^
loluweresaying?I would join you guys, but I'm not an Advanced User.ACAMS is obviously trolling MNB.^^^Fixed^^^
I would join you guys, but I'm not an Advanced User.ACAMS is obviously trolling MNB.^^^Fixed^^^
...yes you are.
And GoldenFox, I'll give you a game of pool sometime :DSounds like a plan <3
Correction: I only became an Advanced User on-the-spot because ACAMS wants me to switch my Avi and Sig.I would join you guys, but I'm not an Advanced User.ACAMS is obviously trolling MNB.^^^Fixed^^^
...yes you are.
No, I would have had to joined some time in 08/09, like all the other cool people.I would join you guys, but I'm not an Advanced User.
If you had returned as Armadillo, you would be a Veteran
What the-?!Correction: I only became an Advanced User on-the-spot because ACAMS wants me to switch my Avi and Sig.I would join you guys, but I'm not an Advanced User.ACAMS is obviously trolling MNB.^^^Fixed^^^
...yes you are.
I said I would make my avi+sig the same as MNB because apparently its national Pinkie Pie day on GTM, provided, I was an Advanced User.What the-?!Correction: I only became an Advanced User on-the-spot because ACAMS wants me to switch my Avi and Sig.I would join you guys, but I'm not an Advanced User.ACAMS is obviously trolling MNB.^^^Fixed^^^
...yes you are.
OK, OK, time out. He made you an AU simply because of that?!
Gah...I said I would make my avi+sig the same as MNB because apparently its national Pinkie Pie day on GTM, provided, I was an Advanced User.What the-?!Correction: I only became an Advanced User on-the-spot because ACAMS wants me to switch my Avi and Sig.I would join you guys, but I'm not an Advanced User.ACAMS is obviously trolling MNB.^^^Fixed^^^
...yes you are.
OK, OK, time out. He made you an AU simply because of that?!
.....
TBH, I didn't expect ACAMS to actually do it.
FixedMNB is obviously trolling himself.^^^Fixed^^^
pssssh you've been around longer than most of the veterans around here j....Except I joined GTM really late.
With this logic, MNB = ACAMSFixedMNB is obviously trolling himself.^^^Fixed^^^
Gah...GF, don't go copying just because you want a different member title.
...guess this means that I'll have to do it too then, eh?
GF, don't go copying just because you want a different member title.Well I hadn't wanted to, but it looks like it's all I can do to get that AU title- I've been around here and contributing what I can twice as long as many AUs around here, and still no recognition for what I have done :/
GF, don't go copying just because you want a different member title.Well I hadn't wanted to, but it looks like it's all I can do to get that AU title- I've been around here and contributing what I can twice as long as many AUs around here, and still no recognition for what I have done :/
Sonny is right.GF, don't go copying just because you want a different member title.Well I hadn't wanted to, but it looks like it's all I can do to get that AU title- I've been around here and contributing what I can twice as long as many AUs around here, and still no recognition for what I have done :/
J was around before GTM even existed, old username Armadillo.
Oh...right. I knew I'd heard the name somewhere. My apologies.GF, don't go copying just because you want a different member title.Well I hadn't wanted to, but it looks like it's all I can do to get that AU title- I've been around here and contributing what I can twice as long as many AUs around here, and still no recognition for what I have done :/
J was around before GTM even existed, old username Armadillo.
Though if you think about it, most of the user titles are only being used by past members of that old RA2 forum, and not just for being part of GTM.Oh...right. I knew I'd heard the name somewhere. My apologies.GF, don't go copying just because you want a different member title.Well I hadn't wanted to, but it looks like it's all I can do to get that AU title- I've been around here and contributing what I can twice as long as many AUs around here, and still no recognition for what I have done :/
J was around before GTM even existed, old username Armadillo.
In regards to many other AUs however, my point does still stand. I mean, I've been around for so long, with good experience on both GTM and RA2. And what do I have to show for it? This signature, the post count, and the haircut.
Yet, that only really seems to apply to the Mods and the Vets. We get plenty of new AUs- take GK and NFX for instance. They're comparatively new members, yet they're AUs.Though if you think about it, most of the user titles are only being used by past members of that old RA2 forum, and not just for being part of GTM.Oh...right. I knew I'd heard the name somewhere. My apologies.GF, don't go copying just because you want a different member title.Well I hadn't wanted to, but it looks like it's all I can do to get that AU title- I've been around here and contributing what I can twice as long as many AUs around here, and still no recognition for what I have done :/
J was around before GTM even existed, old username Armadillo.
In regards to many other AUs however, my point does still stand. I mean, I've been around for so long, with good experience on both GTM and RA2. And what do I have to show for it? This signature, the post count, and the haircut.
Yet, that only really seems to apply to the Mods and the Vets. We get plenty of new AUs- take GK and NFX for instance. They're comparatively new members, yet they're AUs.Though if you think about it, most of the user titles are only being used by past members of that old RA2 forum, and not just for being part of GTM.Oh...right. I knew I'd heard the name somewhere. My apologies.GF, don't go copying just because you want a different member title.Well I hadn't wanted to, but it looks like it's all I can do to get that AU title- I've been around here and contributing what I can twice as long as many AUs around here, and still no recognition for what I have done :/
J was around before GTM even existed, old username Armadillo.
In regards to many other AUs however, my point does still stand. I mean, I've been around for so long, with good experience on both GTM and RA2. And what do I have to show for it? This signature, the post count, and the haircut.
I realise that they have achieved much more than I could ever hope to achieve one fifth of, they've only been around for a year or two, IIRC. I've been here and contributing wherever I can for at least three/four years. Thus if it's alright, a bit of recognition for that would be a nice thing to have.
I get the feeling ACAMS is staring at this conversation, and going:Yet, that only really seems to apply to the Mods and the Vets. We get plenty of new AUs- take GK and NFX for instance. They're comparatively new members, yet they're AUs.Though if you think about it, most of the user titles are only being used by past members of that old RA2 forum, and not just for being part of GTM.Oh...right. I knew I'd heard the name somewhere. My apologies.GF, don't go copying just because you want a different member title.Well I hadn't wanted to, but it looks like it's all I can do to get that AU title- I've been around here and contributing what I can twice as long as many AUs around here, and still no recognition for what I have done :/
J was around before GTM even existed, old username Armadillo.
In regards to many other AUs however, my point does still stand. I mean, I've been around for so long, with good experience on both GTM and RA2. And what do I have to show for it? This signature, the post count, and the haircut.
I realise that they have achieved much more than I could ever hope to achieve one fifth of, they've only been around for a year or two, IIRC. I've been here and contributing wherever I can for at least three/four years. Thus if it's alright, a bit of recognition for that would be a nice thing to have.
It's the fact, that they've contributed more, not for how long they've been here.
I suppose you're right. Might as well give up if that's the only way to get it- other than building for the occasional tournament, there is literally nothing else.Yet, that only really seems to apply to the Mods and the Vets. We get plenty of new AUs- take GK and NFX for instance. They're comparatively new members, yet they're AUs.Though if you think about it, most of the user titles are only being used by past members of that old RA2 forum, and not just for being part of GTM.Oh...right. I knew I'd heard the name somewhere. My apologies.GF, don't go copying just because you want a different member title.Well I hadn't wanted to, but it looks like it's all I can do to get that AU title- I've been around here and contributing what I can twice as long as many AUs around here, and still no recognition for what I have done :/
J was around before GTM even existed, old username Armadillo.
In regards to many other AUs however, my point does still stand. I mean, I've been around for so long, with good experience on both GTM and RA2. And what do I have to show for it? This signature, the post count, and the haircut.
I realise that they have achieved much more than I could ever hope to achieve one fifth of, they've only been around for a year or two, IIRC. I've been here and contributing wherever I can for at least three/four years. Thus if it's alright, a bit of recognition for that would be a nice thing to have.
It's the fact, that they've contributed more, not for how long they've been here.
And J? It's that I'd like to be seen in more of a positive light, really. Sure there is being a SHW, but that's quite meaningless if every other Tom, Dick and Harry has that same ranking. I'd like to be able to be seen as someone to be able to trust amongst the newer users, really- in the current state, it's like being lost in a crowd.Since when to people on GTM judge eachother based on member titles?
Not so much the members themselves, on that front, but more the new users around here. They tend to only really look up to those who have the higher titles. And ever since I became a Superheavy, I've always wanted to be one of those people- someone whom newer users can look up to and respect, whom I can take under my wing to help improve on GTM and RA2 in general. I have heard from several that I do have potential in doing so with elements including my apparent wit, charm, knowledge and charisma on the forums.And J? It's that I'd like to be seen in more of a positive light, really. Sure there is being a SHW, but that's quite meaningless if every other Tom, Dick and Harry has that same ranking. I'd like to be able to be seen as someone to be able to trust amongst the newer users, really- in the current state, it's like being lost in a crowd.Since when to people on GTM judge eachother based on member titles?
People only "notice" you based on what you can build and how well it goes over.
Like how nothing of mine is ever that serious, but I always try and go for a clever design with a bit of humor thrown into it.
You only gain "fame" if you bot wins a major tournament. And by "major tournament", I mean something like BOTM or a tournament hosted by Click, etc, etc.
Not so much the members themselves, on that front, but more the new users around here. They tend to only really look up to those who have the higher titles. And ever since I became a Superheavy, I've always wanted to be one of those people- someone whom newer users can look up to and respect, whom I can take under my wing to help improve on GTM and RA2 in general. I have heard from several that I do have potential in doing so with elements including my apparent wit, charm, knowledge and charisma on the forums.
The only problem is, how? How will I get these newer users to notice me? In my current state, it's quite difficult to do so. It's just that there are so many SHWs on the forum now, that it's no longer a really distinctive honour to have- more or less average joes to them, really. At the same time, newer users are told time and time again to "Only trust those with the coloured usernames", which makes it harder for them to trust you. Then finally, there's that matter of 75% on the Watch-O-Meter. Again, that really doesn't help- it makes me look like part of GTM's criminal underworld, ergo blending me in down further.
Alongside my reasons stating recognition for what I have contributed to GTM, I also feel that without it, it's generally very hard to actually get them to trust them, when they won't tell you the time of day because you don't have a coloured username.
1) I do consider myself to be a reasonable builder, but the thing is that I don't do it that often- only really for tournaments and things.Not so much the members themselves, on that front, but more the new users around here. They tend to only really look up to those who have the higher titles. And ever since I became a Superheavy, I've always wanted to be one of those people- someone whom newer users can look up to and respect, whom I can take under my wing to help improve on GTM and RA2 in general. I have heard from several that I do have potential in doing so with elements including my apparent wit, charm, knowledge and charisma on the forums.
The only problem is, how? How will I get these newer users to notice me? In my current state, it's quite difficult to do so. It's just that there are so many SHWs on the forum now, that it's no longer a really distinctive honour to have- more or less average joes to them, really. At the same time, newer users are told time and time again to "Only trust those with the coloured usernames", which makes it harder for them to trust you. Then finally, there's that matter of 75% on the Watch-O-Meter. Again, that really doesn't help- it makes me look like part of GTM's criminal underworld, ergo blending me in down further.
Alongside my reasons stating recognition for what I have contributed to GTM, I also feel that without it, it's generally very hard to actually get them to trust them, when they won't tell you the time of day because you don't have a coloured username.
Become a good builder/run tournaments/make cool mods?
I will never be an AU, so I don't care about it that much.You never know...maybe it could happen :P
*stuff*
One thing though...*stuff*
Build a real robot become a roboteer :gawe:
You clearly missed the post where I revealed that you are all just my alternate personalities, and I spend all day on here multi-accounting and arguing with myself.pssssh you've been around longer than most of the veterans around here j....Except I joined GTM really late.With this logic, MNB = ACAMSFixedMNB is obviously trolling himself.^^^Fixed^^^
.........
Mind = blown
3) Maybe once I get a bit of practise in building and AIing in, this might be worth a look- a stock version of the DSL pack (IE. Improved original Stock AI, with whole new teams and other things) might be a good idea. That, and graphic design might need to be a factor as well, in redesigning the UI.lol at the fact this exact pack is coming out in like a month.
It is?3) Maybe once I get a bit of practise in building and AIing in, this might be worth a look- a stock version of the DSL pack (IE. Improved original Stock AI, with whole new teams and other things) might be a good idea. That, and graphic design might need to be a factor as well, in redesigning the UI.lol at the fact this exact pack is coming out in like a month.
lol at the fact this exact pack is coming out in like a month.
I've got 2/3. Now to make some cool mods!Not so much the members themselves, on that front, but more the new users around here. They tend to only really look up to those who have the higher titles. And ever since I became a Superheavy, I've always wanted to be one of those people- someone whom newer users can look up to and respect, whom I can take under my wing to help improve on GTM and RA2 in general. I have heard from several that I do have potential in doing so with elements including my apparent wit, charm, knowledge and charisma on the forums.
The only problem is, how? How will I get these newer users to notice me? In my current state, it's quite difficult to do so. It's just that there are so many SHWs on the forum now, that it's no longer a really distinctive honour to have- more or less average joes to them, really. At the same time, newer users are told time and time again to "Only trust those with the coloured usernames", which makes it harder for them to trust you. Then finally, there's that matter of 75% on the Watch-O-Meter. Again, that really doesn't help- it makes me look like part of GTM's criminal underworld, ergo blending me in down further.
Alongside my reasons stating recognition for what I have contributed to GTM, I also feel that without it, it's generally very hard to actually get them to trust them, when they won't tell you the time of day because you don't have a coloured username.
Become a good builder/run tournaments/make cool mods?
Foxman getting AU? Now that's a good joke!Is that a challenge, Pinkamena? :gunz:
GF, You won't get AU title before me. That's sure.Foxman getting AU? Now that's a good joke!Is that a challenge, Pinkamena? :gunz:
Want to bet, mate? At least I can handle myself in an argument and don't fly off the handle at the slightest mention of your fetishes :coolfaceGF, You won't get AU title before me. That's sure.Foxman getting AU? Now that's a good joke!Is that a challenge, Pinkamena? :gunz:
Foxman getting AU? Now that's a good joke!Is that a challenge, Pinkamena? :gunz:
Stop it. Now.Want to bet, mate? At least I can handle myself in an argument and don't fly off the handle at the slightest mention of your fetishes :coolfaceGF, You won't get AU title before me. That's sure.Foxman getting AU? Now that's a good joke!Is that a challenge, Pinkamena? :gunz:
Stop it. Now.Want to bet, mate? At least I can handle myself in an argument and don't fly off the handle at the slightest mention of your fetishes :coolfaceGF, You won't get AU title before me. That's sure.Foxman getting AU? Now that's a good joke!Is that a challenge, Pinkamena? :gunz:
Those qualites are irrelevant for being considered for AU - it's contributions to the RA2 community which carry the most weight - and Jonzu has far outstripped GF93 in that respect.I realise and acknowledge that fact, but what I do know is that the one thing keeping Jonzy from being AU is his attitude- sure he's a good builder, but he's quite short-tempered about quite a few things.
Proved my point there :PStop it. Now.Want to bet, mate? At least I can handle myself in an argument and don't fly off the handle at the slightest mention of your fetishes :coolfaceGF, You won't get AU title before me. That's sure.Foxman getting AU? Now that's a good joke!Is that a challenge, Pinkamena? :gunz:
You could say- was more or less reminded of that myself.Foxman getting AU? Now that's a good joke!Is that a challenge, Pinkamena? :gunz:
I hope you won't take this the wrong way, but you do remind me of a little foal without a cutie mark.
Those qualites are irrelevant for being considered for AU - it's contributions to the RA2 community which carry the most weight - and Jonzu has far outstripped GF93 in that respect.Yeah, I wonder who else has had many tournament successes and has hosted several tournaments to a high standard?
Me, Badnik & Squirrel Monkey.Those qualites are irrelevant for being considered for AU - it's contributions to the RA2 community which carry the most weight - and Jonzu has far outstripped GF93 in that respect.Yeah, I wonder who else has had many tournament successes and has hosted several tournaments to a high standard?
*Looks around*
Vertigo!Although he doesn't count- he's a roboteer already :P
Me, Badnik & Squirrel Monkey.Those qualites are irrelevant for being considered for AU - it's contributions to the RA2 community which carry the most weight - and Jonzu has far outstripped GF93 in that respect.Yeah, I wonder who else has had many tournament successes and has hosted several tournaments to a high standard?
*Looks around*
The rookies of 2009. :approve:
It's contributions, or just being old guard like myself, I guess. But also, I don't think ACAMS will give it to people that still act like foals, hence Jonzu and GF will forever be blank flanks.Well, I do try to contribute where I can in entering tournaments and things, and have been around for a long time- it's ultimately naivete in the field of things like recording and AIing that has prevented me from doing things like Tournaments.
No, I mean you haven't won or finished high in a tournament. Or have you? I honestly cannot remember.Sorry GK, My mistake with the understanding...
EDIT: *facepalm*, I forgot BBEANS6 for the both of you.
No, I mean you haven't won or finished high in a tournament. Or have you? I honestly cannot remember.I have on a few occasions-
Oh, christ, not this again...
Look, there's no hard and fast way of becoming an Advanced User. As VB said, you can earn it by being a high-level builder (Ounce, 123savethewhales, etc.), a good tournament host (G.K.), or putting a good AI pack together (Naryar). The main thing to do, however, is to be a productive and helpful member around the forums (NFX). So stop complaining about it and just enjoy yourselves, 'kay? =)
hahah ill be honest i used to rep down goldenfox everyday just to see him rageSo it was you all along XD
But I watching GF whine about things.Engrish much? :P
This is almost as good as the time his rep kept dropping....
No offence intended btw :PNo, I mean you haven't won or finished high in a tournament. Or have you? I honestly cannot remember.I have on a few occasions-
Klone
- Champion of Metal Mayhem (Jonzy's tournament, actually :P) - MeaCulpa II
- Runner-up in Tag Team Tussle - Morbid Angel
It's a replica, has nothing to do with actual building quality
- Third Place in Replica Wars (and got the Coolest Robot award) - Cassius II
never seen it tbh
- Joint-third in US vs UK - Spitfire
Semi-finalist could just be from beating noobs, it was also in the losers bracket so...
- Loser's Bracket Semi-Finalist in BTTB2 - Son of MSHD
Again replicas :P
- Twice Semi-Finalist in Replica Wars 2 and 3 - Purse and Kronic
wildcard? Well anyway it isnt the greatest (but i have seen worse, so don't worry too much :P)
- Third Place in the Wildcard in BBEANS6 - Mr. Punch
[/list]-are some of the ones I remember off the top of my head.
And the thing with help really, is concern in the fact that I'll look stupid if I do so. Even Hard Bot could probably build a better DSL Shell Spinner than I could.No offence intended btw :PNo, I mean you haven't won or finished high in a tournament. Or have you? I honestly cannot remember.I have on a few occasions-
Klone (I'd prefer it if you didn't use that word. It's something on GTM that I particularly hate. And MC2 wasn't as much a copy as it was a design with elements of the three- the only really similar thing to Wedge Tracker was its paintjob)
- Champion of Metal Mayhem (Jonzy's tournament, actually :P) - MeaCulpa II
- Runner-up in Tag Team Tussle - Morbid Angel
It's a replica, has nothing to do with actual building quality (And?)
- Third Place in Replica Wars (and got the Coolest Robot award) - Cassius II
never seen it tbh (You should have a look- it was quite good)
- Joint-third in US vs UK - Spitfire
Semi-finalist could just be from beating noobs, it was also in the losers bracket so... (Not necessarily- I remember at least taking out The Ounce in there)
- Loser's Bracket Semi-Finalist in BTTB2 - Son of MSHD
Again replicas :P (What is it with you and replicas?)
- Twice Semi-Finalist in Replica Wars 2 and 3 - Purse and Kronic
wildcard? Well anyway it isnt the greatest (but i have seen worse, so don't worry too much :P) (I realise, but I just felt like mentioning that I was indeed in one BBEANS...or at least I would've been if those n00bs hadn't taken all the places. Particularly Spark's entry- that was awful)
- Third Place in the Wildcard in BBEANS6 - Mr. Punch
-are some of the ones I remember off the top of my head.
If you actually want help, dont be afraid to askmeus...
In all fairness - MM, TTT and BBTB 2 are fair triumphs - I seem to remember him taking down some much more favoured competitors in BTTB 2. However, he wasn't a semifinalist or even quaterfinalist in the tournament.Sorry about that- I didn't remember where I came. All I remember was losing to Yoda with a remake of my own robot in the later stages :P
Also US vs UK was replicas.
And the thing with help really, is concern in the fact that I'll look stupid if I do so.
Yeah...there's also also the worry that whatever I build somehow turns out to be a clone of something, regardless of whether or not I know about it.And the thing with help really, is concern in the fact that I'll look stupid if I do so.
You look more stupid saying that - everyone starts somewhere. At one point Click had help, Mad had help, Joe had help, I had help, Nary had help, Sage, SD, Inf, NFX, SM and so on. We recognise that we all start somewhere and just want to help you get better. I helped NFX, Vert and Marty, who all build better than I do now, but don't consider them stupid. You'd be no different if I or anyone else were to properly help you. Can you see why what you say is silly?
At one point Click had help, Mad had help, Joe had help, I had help, Nary had help, Sage, SD, Inf, NFX, SM and so on.Order of increasing importance?
From what I see, just about every combination of robot has been built already.Even a crawler/chopperbot? O_O
Not many of them.From what I see, just about every combination of robot has been built already.Even a crawler/chopperbot? O_O
And the thing with help really, is concern in the fact that I'll look stupid if I do so. Even Hard Bot could probably build a better DSL Shell Spinner than I could.No offence intended btw :PNo, I mean you haven't won or finished high in a tournament. Or have you? I honestly cannot remember.I have on a few occasions-
Klone (I'd prefer it if you didn't use that word. It's something on GTM that I particularly hate. And MC2 wasn't as much a copy as it was a design with elements of the three- the only really similar thing to Wedge Tracker was its paintjob)
- Champion of Metal Mayhem (Jonzy's tournament, actually :P) - MeaCulpa II
- Runner-up in Tag Team Tussle - Morbid Angel
It's a replica, has nothing to do with actual building quality (And?)
- Third Place in Replica Wars (and got the Coolest Robot award) - Cassius II
never seen it tbh (You should have a look- it was quite good)
- Joint-third in US vs UK - Spitfire
Semi-finalist could just be from beating noobs, it was also in the losers bracket so... (Not necessarily- I remember at least taking out The Ounce in there)
- Loser's Bracket Semi-Finalist in BTTB2 - Son of MSHD
Again replicas :P (What is it with you and replicas?)
- Twice Semi-Finalist in Replica Wars 2 and 3 - Purse and Kronic
wildcard? Well anyway it isnt the greatest (but i have seen worse, so don't worry too much :P) (I realise, but I just felt like mentioning that I was indeed in one BBEANS...or at least I would've been if those n00bs hadn't taken all the places. Particularly Spark's entry- that was awful)
- Third Place in the Wildcard in BBEANS6 - Mr. Punch
-are some of the ones I remember off the top of my head.
If you actually want help, dont be afraid to askmeus...
Order of increasing importance?
Also, why am I in that list? I'm neither AU nor Mod nor Vet.
Yeah...there's also also the worry that whatever I build somehow turns out to be a clone of something, regardless of whether or not I know about it.
From what I see, just about every combination of robot has been built already. What also doesn't help is the worst part of RA2 for me- sitting in a Bot Lab with a multitude of different parts, and wondering what to do.
Nothing I do's ever going to be original *sulks in corner*Not many of them.From what I see, just about every combination of robot has been built already.Even a crawler/chopperbot? O_O
Dude, Son of Firewhirl is the best bot ever made. We both know that. :PAlso, why am I in that list? I'm neither AU nor Mod nor Vet.
Your point being? You're one of the best builders on the forum these days, and you got there from Son of Firewhirl....
For the first part, the klone aspect of it, that is a problem. The game's been going for eight years, almost, so there's less and less unique designs out there. But they definitely are there, provided you look hard enough.Yeah...there's also also the worry that whatever I build somehow turns out to be a clone of something, regardless of whether or not I know about it.And the thing with help really, is concern in the fact that I'll look stupid if I do so.
You look more stupid saying that - everyone starts somewhere. At one point Click had help, Mad had help, Joe had help, I had help, Nary had help, Sage, SD, Inf, NFX, SM and so on. We recognise that we all start somewhere and just want to help you get better. I helped NFX, Vert and Marty, who all build better than I do now, but don't consider them stupid. You'd be no different if I or anyone else were to properly help you. Can you see why what you say is silly?
From what I see, just about every combination of robot has been built already. What also doesn't help is the worst part of RA2 for me- sitting in a Bot Lab with a multitude of different parts, and wondering what to do.
:(Nothing I do's ever going to be original *sulks in corner*Not many of them.From what I see, just about every combination of robot has been built already.Even a crawler/chopperbot? O_O
Dude, Son of Firewhirl is the best bot ever made. We both know that. :P
Perhaps, but I'll bet that when I do find one, someone else posts it first.For the first part, the klone aspect of it, that is a problem. The game's been going for eight years, almost, so there's less and less unique designs out there. But they definitely are there, provided you look hard enough.Yeah...there's also also the worry that whatever I build somehow turns out to be a clone of something, regardless of whether or not I know about it.And the thing with help really, is concern in the fact that I'll look stupid if I do so.
You look more stupid saying that - everyone starts somewhere. At one point Click had help, Mad had help, Joe had help, I had help, Nary had help, Sage, SD, Inf, NFX, SM and so on. We recognise that we all start somewhere and just want to help you get better. I helped NFX, Vert and Marty, who all build better than I do now, but don't consider them stupid. You'd be no different if I or anyone else were to properly help you. Can you see why what you say is silly?
From what I see, just about every combination of robot has been built already. What also doesn't help is the worst part of RA2 for me- sitting in a Bot Lab with a multitude of different parts, and wondering what to do.
On the second part, you should start out by building something for the rule of cool, which is what I did with Altitude, and through the help fo the forums, that gradually evolved, and eventually became HaleStorm 7, which I feel is one of my best built robots. Build something that you like, and provided that you take on the advice of other members, it'll gradually improve in terms of effectiveness, and you'll improve your building skill as well. =]
Although I'd like to think most are not clones.Well, yeah- If Flying Monster was anything to go by. Pretty much hammered me in BTTB, by the way.
But I got totally pwned by Reier.Although I'd like to think most are not clones.Well, yeah- If Flying Monster was anything to go by. Pretty much hammered me in BTTB, by the way.
And I got totally pwned by Sage before that :PBut I got totally pwned by Reier.Although I'd like to think most are not clones.Well, yeah- If Flying Monster was anything to go by. Pretty much hammered me in BTTB, by the way.
Since when has this become the "General Chatter Thread" ?Since right now. :coolface
Since when has this become the "General Chatter Thread" ?Since Tuesday.
Please do not bring up the BBEANS spots issue again.You're a little late, Nate- we stopped discussing that a while ago. Besides, more of a casual mention than anything.
(http://artoftrolling.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/chatroulette-trolling-if-you-insist.jpg)Oh Facebook :rolleyes:
(http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT-ri-FWerHhNfe_mO38uw1QsfBFP90h3yC20vksvgO-5vNHqEM&t=1)This advice dog appears to have been taught by Garvin
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We have cookies, they only have a pool table.
but it looks like it's all I can do to get that AU title- I've been around here and contributing what I can twice as long as many AUs around here, and still no recognition for what I have done :/
1).. its just an orange colour.. it grants you nothing
2) There is nothing set you must complete your simply have to earn the stance.. if your not an AU you havent earn enough respect from the general community
3) Stop "over posting", complaining, arguing and flying off the handle over every tournament loss.. this has a significant negative impact on your chances
Yeah, that one. Damn you, Google Translate.
(http://macromeme.com/cat/monopoly-splash-mountain.jpg)
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What did the original image look like?I think that is the original image.
I think he added the Robo-smiley-esque faceI did, the original pic looked like this:
(http://artoftrolling.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/chatroulette-trolling-not-until-its-born.jpg)
Okay then, here is R0B0SH4RK:I cant believe no one noticed the squiggly fins.
(https://gametechmods.com/uploads/images/48517R0B0SH4RK.jpg)
(http://artoftrolling.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/chatroulette-trolling-well-ill-be-damned.jpg)...the kid's a geek, right?
Here's a joke for anyone with automotive tastes. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyundai_Motor_Company)Very good. I lol'd.
Okay then, here is R0B0SH4RK:I cant believe no one noticed the squiggly fins.
(https://gametechmods.com/uploads/images/48517R0B0SH4RK.jpg)
(http://thatwillbuffout.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/funny-car-photos-heavy-duty-mod-after-market-addition.jpg)
(http://i459.photobucket.com/albums/qq315/sliphantom/europeancaers.png)Typical American...
Cool. I can say a lot good European cars.FTFY
- Fiat- Skoda
- Citroen
- Peugeot- Mini
- Volvo
- Ferrari
- Porsche
- Aston Martin
Girl, go back to kitchen!Cool. I can say a lot good European cars.FTFY
- Fiat- Skoda
- Citroen
- Peugeot- Mini
- Volvo
- Ferrari
- Porsche
- Aston Martin
(http://i.imgur.com/FgaEj.jpg)Girl, go back to kitchen!Cool. I can say a lot good European cars.FTFY
- Fiat- Skoda
- Citroen
- Peugeot- Mini
- Volvo
- Ferrari
- Porsche
- Aston Martin
Girl, go back to kitchen!
Why that picture?(http://i.imgur.com/FgaEj.jpg)Girl, go back to kitchen!Cool. I can say a lot good European cars.FTFY
- Fiat- Skoda
- Citroen
- Peugeot- Mini
- Volvo
- Ferrari
- Porsche
- Aston Martin
Because I'm dropping a Bridget on you XPWhy that picture?(http://i.imgur.com/FgaEj.jpg)Girl, go back to kitchen!Cool. I can say a lot good European cars.FTFY
- Fiat- Skoda
- Citroen
- Peugeot- Mini
- Volvo
- Ferrari
- Porsche
- Aston Martin
Girl, go back to kitchen!Cool. I can say a lot good European cars.FTFY
- Fiat- Skoda
- Citroen
- Peugeot- Mini
- Volvo
- Ferrari
- Porsche
- Aston Martin
Fixed. You had a lot of typos there. ;)Cool. I can say a lot good European cars.FTFY
- Fiat
- Skoda
- Citroen- Peugeot- Mini
- Volvo
- Ferrari- Porsche
- Aston Martin
I would bid to add to the list of good European cars TVR, Lotus, and possibly Audi.And Volkswagen. :P
Rally =/= Good cars-.-'
Rally = Rally cars
Rally Cars are brilliant engineering. The idea that a 1.6l engine'll kick out that much bhp is amazing. They corner like crazy, and incredible stuff goes into them. It's not just a 4x4 hatchback with gravel tyres.Rally =/= Good cars-.-'
Rally = Rally cars
We can't all own rally cars Jonzbutt.Says the Somebutt. Oh wait... That doesn't seem to work. >_<'
Fix
It
Again
Tony
At least Aston Martins can go around a corner...unlike, say, a Chevy Corvette.
We can't all own rally cars Jonzbutt.Says the Somebutt. Oh wait... That doesn't seem to work. >_<'
Fix
It
Again
Tony
Never said a ZR1. OK, let me suggest another few:At least Aston Martins can go around a corner...unlike, say, a Chevy Corvette.
http://www.autoguide.com/auto-news/2011/06/corvette-zr1-sets-new-719-63-nurburgring-lap-time-just-off-porsche-gt2-rs-record-video.html (http://www.autoguide.com/auto-news/2011/06/corvette-zr1-sets-new-719-63-nurburgring-lap-time-just-off-porsche-gt2-rs-record-video.html)
lolno
We can't all own rally cars Jonzbutt.
Fix
It
Again
Tomorrow
Never said a ZR1. OK, let me suggest another few:At least Aston Martins can go around a corner...unlike, say, a Chevy Corvette.
http://www.autoguide.com/auto-news/2011/06/corvette-zr1-sets-new-719-63-nurburgring-lap-time-just-off-porsche-gt2-rs-record-video.html (http://www.autoguide.com/auto-news/2011/06/corvette-zr1-sets-new-719-63-nurburgring-lap-time-just-off-porsche-gt2-rs-record-video.html)
lolno
Dodge Charger SRT8
Ford Shelby GT500
Pontiac GTO
A Cadillac.
Procrastination never solved anything.We can't all own rally cars Jonzbutt.
Fix
It
Again
Tomorrow
FTFY
Also, I can't believe Jaguar hasn't been mentioned.Expensive
Back on Topic.LOL!
(https://gametechmods.com/uploads/images/52153amazing_miniatures.jpg)
Well I couldn't... And I did not promise anything. I'll just try to ignore flaming.Back on Topic.LOL!
(https://gametechmods.com/uploads/images/52153amazing_miniatures.jpg)
By the way, I thought that you left the Junkyard. :/
you could have, you're just weak.Well I couldn't... And I did not promise anything. I'll just try to ignore flaming.Back on Topic.LOL!
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By the way, I thought that you left the Junkyard. :/
(http://i459.photobucket.com/albums/qq315/sliphantom/europeancaers.png)Typical American...
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Let's see...
BMW, Mercedes, Rolls Royce, Aston Martin, Porsche, SEAT, FIAT, Ferrari, Lamborghini, Maserati, McLaren, Lotus, Bentley, GAZ, Audi, Alfa Romeo, Vauxhaul, Opel, Volkswagen, Jaguar, Lancia, Bugatti, Citroen, etc.
On topic:
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Let's see...
BMW, Mercedes, Rolls Royce, Aston Martin, Porsche, SEAT, FIAT, Ferrari, Lamborghini, Maserati, McLaren, Lotus, Bentley, GAZ, Audi, Alfa Romeo, Vauxhaul, Opel, Volkswagen, Jaguar, Lancia, Bugatti, Citroen, etc.
On topic:
BMW and Mercs are boring, Aston Martins are clones, Porsches are a ripoff, GAZ is just terrible, Alfa's spend more time in garages then on the road, Lancia has been dead since the 80's
Let's see...
BMW, Mercedes, Rolls Royce, Aston Martin, Porsche, SEAT, FIAT, Ferrari, Lamborghini, Maserati, McLaren, Lotus, Bentley, GAZ, Audi, Alfa Romeo, Vauxhaul, Opel, Volkswagen, Jaguar, Lancia, Bugatti, Citroen, etc.
BMW and Mercs are boring, Aston Martins are clones, Porsches are a ripoff, GAZ is just terrible, Alfa's spend more time in garages then on the road, Lancia has been dead since the 80's
BMW Is badass IMO.
I've never heard of GAZ, I take it they were a communist car maker,
I've never heard of GAZ, I take it they were a communist car maker,
Damn right.
How are Aston Martins clones?
I've never heard of GAZ, I take it they were a communist car maker,
Damn right.
Yeah, and they were piles of slag. (http://www.facepunch.com/fp/emoot/v.gif)
I've never heard of GAZ, I take it they were a communist car maker,
Damn right.
Yeah, and they were piles of slag. (http://www.facepunch.com/fp/emoot/v.gif)
k
I kinda like the Volga Siber, it's basically a Russian Sebring.
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_THosNXNQORw/SIuCrlc2CMI/AAAAAAAADRw/_Fhl4btrPFU/s400/1234.jpg)
Finally, we're on the same page here. =)I've never heard of GAZ, I take it they were a communist car maker,
Damn right.
Yeah, and they were piles of slag. (http://www.facepunch.com/fp/emoot/v.gif)
k
I kinda like the Volga Siber, it's basically a Russian Sebring.
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_THosNXNQORw/SIuCrlc2CMI/AAAAAAAADRw/_Fhl4btrPFU/s400/1234.jpg)
So it's a Chrysler Sebring with a Russian hat? That's terrible. The Sebring was sh** enough to begin with.
Hydro is trying to defend himself, that's pretty damn funny to me.
Nintendo after SSBM was released.Because SSBB, Super Mario Galaxy 1 and 2, Super Mario Sunshine, Kirby's Epic Yarn, Twilight Princess, Metroid Prime, and the 3DS are obviously terrible and are made by a joke company.
That is all.
According to TRB, yepNintendo after SSBM was released.Because SSBB, Super Mario Galaxy 1 and 2, Super Mario Sunshine, Kirby's Epic Yarn, Twilight Princess, Metroid Prime, and the 3DS are obviously terrible and are made by a joke company.
That is all.
Therefore, Nintendo still has awesomeness. [/conclusion]According to TRB, yepNintendo after SSBM was released.Because SSBB, Super Mario Galaxy 1 and 2, Super Mario Sunshine, Kirby's Epic Yarn, Twilight Princess, Metroid Prime, and the 3DS are obviously terrible and are made by a joke company.
That is all.
I love my 3DS, purely because:
1) Suzume helped me buy it
2) Suzume bought me some DS games for it
3) I lost my DSi ontortureholiday but still have all these DS games to play
4) BlazBlue CS2's coming to it
5) TotA 3D's coming to it
6) it can surf the Internet
7) I can watch Oscar's Oasis on it, which is entertainment in the evenings
Nintendo could have saved themselves by making a PROPER 2D Metroid, but no, we got Other M, the most disappointing game on Wii.
I felt that it failed because of the visor switching and how you couldn't move properly in 3D. On top of that, you had the recurring bosses (Nightmare was okay in that respect, and a nice throwback/forward to Metroid Fusion), the health regeneration system (pointless, the old system was perfect), moments where you couldn't use an ability because you were standing in the wrong place (the next time a have to save someone from a beetle Adam Malcovitch won't be there; interpret how you will). And then you have Samus just brooding in her speech, rather than just letting you get on with the game.Nintendo could have saved themselves by making a PROPER 2D Metroid, but no, we got Other M, the most disappointing game on Wii.
other M was a great concept... I loved it and so did a lot of people.
SSBB was a good game, but hardly saves the Wii. Every other game on the Wii, especially Mario and Kirby games, I cannot play. I'm not a fan of Link either. The Wii has one good game, in my opinion.Nintendo after SSBM was released.Because SSBB, Super Mario Galaxy 1 and 2, Super Mario Sunshine, Kirby's Epic Yarn, Twilight Princess, Metroid Prime, and the 3DS are obviously terrible and are made by a joke company.
That is all.
I liked the GBA as well. I also liked the DS a lot. Well, the old DS which still has the GBA slot. Got a load of fun out of it.BlazBlue Continuum Shift 2 comes out for it in Autumn
3DS... Only really been playing old DS games on it using my Acekard and that's it. I have yet to find a game on that thing that will actually please me. And I don't want to typical Mario/Zelda/whatevermorethereis because those get boring tooo fast.
(http://chzpokememes.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/pokmon-no-but-for-real-where-did-you-come-from.jpg)Ah, Good ol' Nintendo logic :rolleyes:
I would bid to add to the list of good European cars TVR, Lotus, and possibly Audi.Audi?Yeah right, good at first but then, its rubbish when a car speeds past the corner and smashes the back so hard its a write off!(That actually has happened to my family.Money not well spent!)
Perhaps your dad's just a crap driver. =)I would bid to add to the list of good European cars TVR, Lotus, and possibly Audi.Audi?Yeah right, good at first but then, its rubbish when a car speeds past the corner and smashes the back so hard its a write off!(That actually has happened to my family.Money not well spent!)
I would bid to add to the list of good European cars TVR, Lotus, and possibly Audi.Audi?Yeah right, good at first but then, its rubbish when a car speeds past the corner and smashes the back so hard its a write off!(That actually has happened to my family.Money not well spent!)
Oh dear... What have Urjak done? D:lol, i was watching the vid that it is from yestarday.
(https://gametechmods.com/uploads/images/18397cocaine_spider.gif)
Oh dear... What have Urjak done? D:
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Incoming racial joke!You are a joke, Garvin
XD
Blame youtube
Really, you don't have to berate him every time he makes a post..Blame youtube
Blame your silly little whackjob brain.
Really, you don't have to berate him every time he makes a post..Blame youtube
Blame your silly little whackjob brain.
LOL BOTZNice find, Hydro. =D
(http://www.suicidebots.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/BoksHolz.jpg)
LOL BOTZNice find, Hydro. =D
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LOL BOTZNice find, Hydro. =D
(http://www.suicidebots.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/BoksHolz.jpg)
*facepalms at everything*LOL BOTZNice find, Hydro. =D
(http://www.suicidebots.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/BoksHolz.jpg)
Last time I checked I was SKBT but I guess I roll with that...
.....
Communism is awesome drink lennonade
100 Senators = Not 1 decision
(http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSPWfpvGvGnh7aLPaAuGdInCmPU-OM1BLb8c85c4v_lNKazZKHB)Rhydon can also learn surf :coolface
Fyi that has happend to my family.You do not know my family.Turnabout is fair play so:Your statement is not even baked at all.I would bid to add to the list of good European cars TVR, Lotus, and possibly Audi.Audi?Yeah right, good at first but then, its rubbish when a car speeds past the corner and smashes the back so hard its a write off!(That actually has happened to my family.Money not well spent!)
Maybe you'd be right if your statement wasn't retarded, half-baked nonsense.
Was that the car's fault? No. Therefore your opinion is not valid.Fyi that has happend to my family.You do not know my family.Turnabout is fair play so:Your statement is not even baked at all.I would bid to add to the list of good European cars TVR, Lotus, and possibly Audi.Audi?Yeah right, good at first but then, its rubbish when a car speeds past the corner and smashes the back so hard its a write off!(That actually has happened to my family.Money not well spent!)
Maybe you'd be right if your statement wasn't retarded, half-baked nonsense.
If a car crashes, that's more the driver's fault than the car's fault. I'm assuming your car had a full MOT, because if it didn't, I would brand the driver a complete moron anyway. A competent driver should be able to keep the car pointing in the same direction and not up to the taillights in undergrowth.Fyi that has happend to my family.You do not know my family.Turnabout is fair play so:Your statement is not even baked at all.I would bid to add to the list of good European cars TVR, Lotus, and possibly Audi.Audi?Yeah right, good at first but then, its rubbish when a car speeds past the corner and smashes the back so hard its a write off!(That actually has happened to my family.Money not well spent!)
Maybe you'd be right if your statement wasn't retarded, half-baked nonsense.
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Inbred cat
MY WHOLE FAMILY IS ON TFMLOL
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INCLUDING MY GIRLFWIEND
(https://gametechmods.com/uploads/images/25575ggg2.png)What's that thing near his nose?
(https://gametechmods.com/uploads/images/61644ggg3.png)
(https://gametechmods.com/uploads/images/379ggg1.png)
(https://gametechmods.com/uploads/images/25575ggg2.png)What's that thing near his nose?
(https://gametechmods.com/uploads/images/61644ggg3.png)
(https://gametechmods.com/uploads/images/379ggg1.png)
(https://gametechmods.com/uploads/images/35043tumblr_lpy7uwX5WJ1r1s5igo1_500.jpg)
My tumblr is full of stuff like this.
Yeah, this pic is real and from America. :DI am not surprised. =P
^This^Yeah, this pic is real and from America. :DI am not surprised. =P
My Cell Phone service charges 5 cents per text sent or received. One of my friends just got a phone. This is the result.
(https://gametechmods.com/uploads/images/98540sasfjsldjfsdl.png)
Wanna hear a joke?That was bad and you should feel bad. (https://gametechmods.com/forums/index.php?action=profile;u=3812)
Women's rights. :coolface
(http://pics.kuvaton.com/kuvei/expand_the_list_of_killed_ppl.jpg)
Hmmm... yes let us expand it...
[unfunny joke] Whats long and black? The unemployment line [/unfunny joke]
[unfunny joke] Whats long and black? The unemployment line [/unfunny joke]
Also:
(http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/demotivational-posters-portal1.jpg)
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Maybe you're going to put back some quality into this thread, all these damn newfags are filling it with unfunny [/grumpyvetmode]
Maybe you're going to put back some quality into this thread, all these damn newfags are filling it with unfunny [/grumpyvetmode]
You guys are kind of proving his point...
(http://tinyurl.com/7oqqzo3)
Maybe you're going to put back some quality into this thread, all these damn newfags are filling it with unfunny [/grumpyvetmode]
You guys are kind of proving his point...
The point of this thread is to post jokes, whether you guys find them funny or not.
What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and Absolute Chaos?
Yesterday, someone came up to me and said:Tim Vine = Legend
"Help! I've dropped my scrabble set in the road!"
I sighed and said:
"What's the word on the street?"
(https://gametechmods.com/uploads/images/88121DittoWin.png)Old.
Your face is old.(https://gametechmods.com/uploads/images/88121DittoWin.png)Old.
*punch*Your face is old.(https://gametechmods.com/uploads/images/88121DittoWin.png)Old.
Why are there no aspirin in Ilex Forest?
Its ok, I can show myself out...
Why are there no aspirin in Ilex Forest?
Its ok, I can show myself out...
I see you picked those from KuvatON. ;)yeah, that's where I get most of my pics.
(http://pics.kuvaton.com/kuvei/squirrel_friend.jpg)
(http://pics.kuvaton.com/kuvei/squirrel_friend.jpg)
HAHAHAHA ..... One baby is a Fox squirrel (Red squirrel) and the other two babies are Cat squirrels (Grey squirrel)
The one he releases the next morning was a Fox squirrel (Red squirrel) and one one his leg is a Cat squirrel (Grey squirrel)
He is a dumbass if he can't tell the difference!
(http://pics.kuvaton.com/kuvei/squirrel_friend.jpg)
HAHAHAHA ..... One baby is a Fox squirrel (Red squirrel) and the other two babies are Cat squirrels (Grey squirrel)
The one he releases the next morning was a Fox squirrel (Red squirrel) and one one his leg is a Cat squirrel (Grey squirrel)
He is a dumbass if he can't tell the difference!
Also what the **** is diamond poisoning ?I don't know, probably something they made up.
Now for the lame jokes.
So a baby seal walks into a club...
and then proceeds to have aat the party
get it because people whack seals when they're clubbing them (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seal_clubbing)Now for the lame jokes.
So a baby seal walks into a club...
and then proceeds to have aat the party
Zzz...
that's snoop doggI gathered. :mrgreen:
(https://gametechmods.com/uploads/images/97668holysh**.png)Also what the **** is diamond poisoning ?I don't know, probably something they made up.
It IS a bedtime story, mind you.
also;
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i feel like most of these autocorrects are fakedThis.
what's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline ?How to paint roof red?
when you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off. :coolface
FTFYwhat's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline ?How to paint roof red?
when you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off. :coolface
Throw a dead baby into roof ventilator.
What do you call a black man falling down a cliff?I've heard this a lot.
Chocolate drop
What do you call a black man falling up a cliff?
Black magic
What do Mickey Mouse and Michael Jackson have in common?
They are both black people with white faces
(I actually made this one up).
What's the difference between Futurama and JLS?WIN
Why did God give women nipples?
To make suckers out of men :coolface
Hmm? Explain.Why did God give women nipples?
To make suckers out of men :coolface
You do know the default human gender is female? :gawe:
Something to do with Chromosomes, IIRC.Hmm? Explain.Why did God give women nipples?
To make suckers out of men :coolface
You do know the default human gender is female? :gawe:
Pretty much. The foetus develops a little bit before it "decides" what gender it is, which is why males have nipples as well.Something to do with Chromosomes, IIRC.Hmm? Explain.Why did God give women nipples?
To make suckers out of men :coolface
You do know the default human gender is female? :gawe:
Yeah, the SRY gene found in the male Y chromosome changes the gonads into testis which then produce the male hormone, so technially mean are offshoots of women.Pretty much. The foetus develops a little bit before it "decides" what gender it is, which is why males have nipples as well.Something to do with Chromosomes, IIRC.Hmm? Explain.Why did God give women nipples?
To make suckers out of men :coolface
You do know the default human gender is female? :gawe:
How do you get 20 babies in a bucket?How do you get them out?
Why did NASCAR drivers not let any black people in? The drivers are also known as raceists.That was bad and you should feel bad.
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Why did NASCAR drivers not let any black people in? The drivers are also known as raceists.
A woman got wooden breast implants yesterday. It would be funny if this joke had a punch line.
Wooden tit.
A woman got wooden breast implants yesterday. It would be funny if this joke had a punch line.
Wooden tit.
You were watching Tim Vine, weren't you? =P
BNAG. That's bang out of order.
I'd like to leave you with this... It's not mine.A woman got wooden breast implants yesterday. It would be funny if this joke had a punch line.
Wooden tit.
You were watching Tim Vine, weren't you? =P
BNAG. That's bang out of order.
Yup. :D
I'm resisting the urge to post most of his jokes up. Here's a bad joke, though:
hey kurt, have you heard the joke that gay people don't know?I'd like to leave you with this... It's not mine.A woman got wooden breast implants yesterday. It would be funny if this joke had a punch line.
Wooden tit.
You were watching Tim Vine, weren't you? =P
BNAG. That's bang out of order.
Yup. :D
I'm resisting the urge to post most of his jokes up. Here's a bad joke, though:
"Hey baby, you look gorgeous today."
"Oh, today."
hey kurt, have you heard the joke that gay people don't know?(http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRTccYqNtno3iL93GfnNj3IRm1Gz8cCsI2uClVnApKLDeKecSEViw)
hey kurt, have you heard the joke that gay people don't know?(http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRTccYqNtno3iL93GfnNj3IRm1Gz8cCsI2uClVnApKLDeKecSEViw)
I get enough stick from school.
*Realises what I just said.* Don't.
*Realises what I just said.* Don'tI know you're not gay, don't worry about it
Nobody should really care if anybody is gay. Or maybe I just think that because I have been called gay all through both primary schools, and all through secondary school. It really sucks ass.If you were gay
I'm not going to make any jokes about women, period.
i would make a joke about 9/11 but it's just plane wrongHaha, very funny you two
I'd tell a chemistry joke, but my good ones argon.you'll just have to think of a neon
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Death Row in Women's Prisonlawl he should said "ERUPTION!!!"
Three women are about to be executed. One''s a brunette, one''s a redhead, and one''s a blonde. The guard brings the brunette forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim…"
Suddenly the brunette yells, "EARTHQUAKE!!!"
Everyone is startled and throws themselves on the ground while she escapes.
The guard brings the redhead forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She say no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim…"
Suddenly the redhead yells, "TORNADO!!!"
Everyone is startled and looks around for cover while she escapes.
By now the blonde has it all figured out. The guard brings her forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim…"
And the blonde yells, "FIRE!!!"
Why did the boy drop his ice cream?Anti-jokes are old. :P
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Warning, some may find this very offensive
Please make up your own punchline for this jokeok
Why did the boy fall of his bike?
How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub?
What's worse than a rainy day?
Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone?
Why can't Hellen Keller read?
How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub?
What's worse than a rainy day?
Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone?
Why can't Hellen Keller read?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
...but then I took a mace to the face.(https://gametechmods.com/RA2wiki/images/0/02/Mace_preview.png)
Gratz to Hydro for tellig the same apple joke as me. =PVenko's not back yet, silly.
I used to tell arrow to the knee jokes...
:coolface
...but then I took a mace to the face.
*dramatic exit*
i c wat u did tharGratz to Hydro for tellig the same apple joke as me. =PVenko's not back yet, silly.
I used to tell arrow to the knee jokes...
:coolface
...but then I took a mace to the face.
(http://funny-pictures-blog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Trolling-on-SMS.jpg)WIN!
like a boss
Heard it before but still funny.(http://funny-pictures-blog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Trolling-on-SMS.jpg)WIN!
like a boss
"And welcome back to robot wars, where the last bits of Stephen Hawking are being removed from the arena. Let's look at the highlights!"Dammit, I was gonna post something similar.
An illegal alien, muslim and communist walks into a bar
Why are black people afraid to sleep?
0_0*facepalm*
what happen to ACAMS's rep level :O
no need for snarking :p0_0*facepalm*
what happen to ACAMS's rep level :O
He can change anyone's Rep.
whatno need for snarking :p0_0*facepalm*
what happen to ACAMS's rep level :O
He can change anyone's Rep.
Why are black people afraid to sleep?I have yet to hear a single good white joke. I used to live in Newark, NJ (carjacking capital of the USA ftw) and would always tell black jokes to all the black kids and mexican jokes to all the mexicans, but they would never have anything to come back with. Any joke pertaining to how big their dicks were were easily shut up with the classic "the only thing a black man has longer than a white is a jail sentence" or the only thing black and long is the welfare line.
Mostly black guys I've met were pretty cool guys and took that kinda thing.Why are black people afraid to sleep?I have yet to hear a single good white joke. I used to live in Newark, NJ (carjacking capital of the USA ftw) and would always tell black jokes to all the black kids and mexican jokes to all the mexicans, but they would never have anything to come back with. Any joke pertaining to how big their dicks were were easily shut up with the classic "the only thing a black man has longer than a white is a jail sentence" or the only thing black and long is the welfare line.
Looking back, I'm suprised I didn't get my ass beat for half of them, but they were funny.
But that still leaves the question of what is a nun doing at a bar?
Why is everyone protesting against soap, i use that to clean my body and sh**You clean your sh**?
LOLWhy is everyone protesting against soap, i use that to clean my body and sh**You clean your sh**?
yeah bro, a clean sh** is a clean mind.LOLWhy is everyone protesting against soap, i use that to clean my body and sh**You clean your sh**?
Now your saying you have sh** for brains? :3yeah bro, a clean sh** is a clean mind.LOLWhy is everyone protesting against soap, i use that to clean my body and sh**You clean your sh**?
(http://myfacewhen.com/images/108.jpg)Now your saying you have sh** for brains? :3yeah bro, a clean sh** is a clean mind.LOLWhy is everyone protesting against soap, i use that to clean my body and sh**You clean your sh**?
Thank you.(http://myfacewhen.com/images/108.jpg)Now your saying you have sh** for brains? :3yeah bro, a clean sh** is a clean mind.LOLWhy is everyone protesting against soap, i use that to clean my body and sh**You clean your sh**?
Something I saw today. I thought it was worth taking a picture of. =Di lol'd
(https://gametechmods.com/uploads/images/69311Smoked Mixed Nuts Fail.jpg)
A priest, a paedophile and a homosexual walk into a bar
He orders a drink.
what's the difference between a pedo and acne
(https://gametechmods.com/uploads/images/9642432321_286399498080425_162806147106428_714052_2086932092_n.jpg)Old!
women(https://gametechmods.com/uploads/images/92678Middlefinger.jpg)
*ba dum tiss*
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:gawe:
How do you get Pikachu on a bus?How do you get 50 Pikachus in a Mini?
How do you get Pikachu on a bus?like this:
Do nudist parties have a dress code?no
So what do they say to wear?Do nudist parties have a dress code?no
your birthday suitSo what do they say to wear?Do nudist parties have a dress code?no
So that's a dress code.your birthday suitSo what do they say to wear?Do nudist parties have a dress code?no
no, 'cause it means don't wear anything.So that's a dress code.your birthday suitSo what do they say to wear?Do nudist parties have a dress code?no
no, 'cause it means don't wear anything.So that's a dress code.your birthday suitSo what do they say to wear?Do nudist parties have a dress code?no
Thank you! Damn my not being in the right place-nessno, 'cause it means don't wear anything.So that's a dress code.your birthday suitSo what do they say to wear?Do nudist parties have a dress code?no
Ah, but is not wearing anything a dress code in itself? If you think about it, a dress code tells you what to wear, so the dress code is telling you to wear nothing. So therefore a nudist colony does have a dress code.
(http://www.voiceable.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/US-terrorist-identification-chart.jpg)That's not funny, not funny at all.
(http://www.voiceable.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/US-terrorist-identification-chart.jpg)im a professional terrorist and i find this offensive
Mr Aoh
If Will Smith commited a crime without gloves, would he leave fresh prints?
If Will Smith commited a crime without gloves, would he leave fresh prints?
(http://alltheragefaces.com/img/faces/png/angry-no-s.png)
Stop being literal. It's just a joke. :mrgreen:If Will Smith commited a crime without gloves, would he leave fresh prints?
(http://alltheragefaces.com/img/faces/png/angry-no-s.png)
Actually, if the crime was recent, then the prints would be fresh.
Stop being literal. It's just a joke. :mrgreen:If Will Smith commited a crime without gloves, would he leave fresh prints?
(http://alltheragefaces.com/img/faces/png/angry-no-s.png)
Actually, if the crime was recent, then the prints would be fresh.
Stop being literal. It's just a joke. :mrgreen:If Will Smith commited a crime without gloves, would he leave fresh prints?
(http://alltheragefaces.com/img/faces/png/angry-no-s.png)
Actually, if the crime was recent, then the prints would be fresh.
I know, but I decided to be pedantic as Hydro posted the 'NO' rageface (could be taken to imply that he is disagreeing with it).
Stop being literal. It's just a joke. :mrgreen:If Will Smith commited a crime without gloves, would he leave fresh prints?
(http://alltheragefaces.com/img/faces/png/angry-no-s.png)
Actually, if the crime was recent, then the prints would be fresh.
I know, but I decided to be pedantic as Hydro posted the 'NO' rageface (could be taken to imply that he is disagreeing with it).
It was because of the bad pun.
Wanna hear a joke?Very true.
Hasbro.
Wanna hear a joke?Very true.
Hasbro.
Wanna hear a joke?HAHAHAHAHA HE STILL SHOPS IN THE TOY SECTION OF FINNISH WALMART
Hasbro.
.... i don't think walmart operates in europeIt does in the UK under the name "ASDA". What it stands for, I've got no idea.
Wanna hear a joke?
Hasbro.
why is there simpsons porn in there i dont even
Rough jokes, but oh well.
I bought my daughter the Josef Fritzl advent calendar, everytime she opens a doop, I close it and rape her.
Josef Fritzl, putting the 'Semen' back into 'Basement.
What's the difference between Christiano Ronaldo's girlfriend and Madeline McCann?
Christiano Ronaldo's girlfriend's definitely getting f**cked by a Portuguese guy.
What's the difference between Christiano Ronaldo's girlfriend and Madeline McCann?Too far.
Christiano Ronaldo's girlfriend's definitely getting f**cked by a Portuguese guy.
"It's so cold!"Badumtish.
Go stand in a corner, it's 90 degrees.
(https://gametechmods.com/uploads/images/24153Paddy1.jpg)
lrn2englishfgtsy r u so mad i think u should calm down ,if your so mad than u should get a pillow 2 punch instead of taking it out on people your hurting there feelings :(
(http://img820.imageshack.us/img820/8440/grammarp.jpg)
I don't think he made that image.lrn2englishfgtsy r u so mad i think u should calm down ,if your so mad than u should get a pillow 2 punch instead of taking it out on people your hurting their feelings :(
(http://img820.imageshack.us/img820/8440/grammarp.jpg)
lrn2englishfgtsy r u so mad i think u should calm down ,if your so mad than u should get a pillow 2 punch instead of taking it out on people your hurting their feelings :(
(http://img820.imageshack.us/img820/8440/grammarp.jpg)
And FTFY. LEARN TO ENGLISH, RETARD [/keeping in line with the image]
lrn2englishfgtsThat image is now my bible.
(http://img820.imageshack.us/img820/8440/grammarp.jpg)
I don't get it, Jonzu.It's Ainsley Harriott- he's a TV chef who has a thing for peppers.
and he is Famous meme in Ylilauta. :gawe:I don't get it, Jonzu.It's Ainsley Harriott- he's a TV chef who has a thing for peppers.
A song for Jonzu-what is this i don't even...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zey8567bcg# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zey8567bcg#)
:coolface
A song for Jonzu-what is this i don't even...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zey8567bcg# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zey8567bcg#)
:coolface
but couldn't that be applied to any tom, dick or harry on this site?A song for Jonzu-what is this i don't even...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zey8567bcg# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zey8567bcg#)
:coolface
I don't think there are any members called Harry. =Phaz? :P
how about a member called harry dickbut couldn't that be applied to any tom, dick or harry on this site?A song for Jonzu-what is this i don't even...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zey8567bcg# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zey8567bcg#)
:coolface
how about a member called harry dickbut couldn't that be applied to any tom, dick or harry on this site?A song for Jonzu-what is this i don't even...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zey8567bcg# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zey8567bcg#)
:coolface
http://artofmanliness.com/2012/03/19/16-manly-last-words/ (http://artofmanliness.com/2012/03/19/16-manly-last-words/)
(https://gametechmods.com/uploads/images/41837558801_10150690078628360_290539813359_9143319_1963892229_n.jpg)
(https://gametechmods.com/uploads/images/41837558801_10150690078628360_290539813359_9143319_1963892229_n.jpg)This man deserves an award. Best thing I've seen all day. :claping
(https://gametechmods.com/uploads/images/41837558801_10150690078628360_290539813359_9143319_1963892229_n.jpg)
(https://gametechmods.com/uploads/images/8930JASON.PNG)This is new to you? Why is it even in the Jokes thread? xD
(https://gametechmods.com/uploads/images/8930JASON.PNG)(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Sg0yGxRFMys/Tc2SklO1_iI/AAAAAAAAA9w/P83AsLLUdGQ/s1600/citizen_kane_clapping.gif)
2 men walk into a bar
the third one ducks
[booing_audience.ogg]
(http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m13z99NqRA1qdyxtuo1_500.jpg)
We've been doing ionic bondin in chemistry, and our teacher has the worst jokes...Secretly, you actually like them. =]
Teacher: "So Olive Oxygen and Matt Magnesium meet at an atomic bar..."
Me : -_-
(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/3682709_460s.jpg)O.O
Maybe a bit too literal?
The part where you seems to find the site 9gag gross and the horny horse not, I find that to be disturbing.(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/3682709_460s.jpg)
Maybe a bit too literal?
eeew 9gag
Oh you're one of those idiots for who it is too hard to be able to like more than 1 site that does the same thing. Logic, you don't have it.The part where you seems to find the site 9gag gross and the horny horse not, I find that to be disturbing.(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/3682709_460s.jpg)
Maybe a bit too literal?
eeew 9gag
I got nothing against 9gag. I don't go there myself, but always get links which do make me lol. I mostly visit Cheezburger.
I just dislike 9gag (I'm a redditor).
And it's the same the other way around and that also counts for Cheezburger, blah blah blah. Learn to enjoy funnies instead of crying about them just because they were put up on a different site.Oh you're one of those idiots for who it is too hard to be able to like more than 1 site that does the same thing. Logic, you don't have it.The part where you seems to find the site 9gag gross and the horny horse not, I find that to be disturbing.(http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/3682709_460s.jpg)
Maybe a bit too literal?
eeew 9gag
I got nothing against 9gag. I don't go there myself, but always get links which do make me lol. I mostly visit Cheezburger.
I just dislike 9gag (I'm a redditor).
It takes many things from reddit.
(http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m13z99NqRA1qdyxtuo1_500.jpg)
I prefer reddit's stuff, anyway.
I'll be so mature to call that the Retard Crusade.I prefer reddit's stuff, anyway.
There is nothing on the internet that is original... Especially after it is posted on Reddit, 9gag, 4chan, etc. Once it is posted anywhere online, you lose any ownership you may have had. It will be saved and reuploaded elsewhere, copied, emulated or otherwise recreated.
How do you know that this picture wasn't on Reddit first? All it would have taken was to save the picture from Reddit, and reupload it to 9gag.
In short... Just because you saw a picture on one site before you saw it on another, doesn't mean the first site was it's origin. Get over it.
True. I have been brainwashed by reddit's anti 9gag crusade :)
Some old signs, some new signs but all funny!!!!!(http://eu7.memecdn.com/me-after-school-is-done_o_203461.gif)
Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
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In a Podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels."
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On a Septic Tank Truck:
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels
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At a Proctologist's door:
"To expedite your visit, please back in. "
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On a Plumber's truck:
"We repair what your husband fixed."
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On another Plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."
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On a Church's Bill board:
"7 days without God makes one weak."
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At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee:
"Invite us to your next blowout."
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At a Towing company:
"We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows.."
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On an Electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts.."
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In a Nonsmoking Area:
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
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On a Maternity Room door:
"Push. Push. Push."
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At an Optometrist's Office:
"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."
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On a Taxidermist's window:
We really know our stuff."
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On a Fence:
"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!"
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At a Car Dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet? - Miss a car payment."
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Outside a Muffler Shop:
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
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In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
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At the Electric Company:
"We would be delighted if you send in your payment.
However, if you don't, you will be."
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In a Restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up."
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In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
"Drive carefully. We'll wait."
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At a Propane Filling Station:
"Thank heaven for little grills."
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And don't forget the sign at a RADIATOR SHOP:
"Best place in town to take a leak."
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Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck:
"Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises"
On a Church's Bill board:
"7 days without God makes one weak."
I actually found it humorous... You guys are just idiots.
I got a similar Good Luck card when I left for uni. "Whoever said nothing is impossible obviously never tried to nail jelly to a tree."I would try that one but we don't have any jelly.
So I was browsing FaceBook and I saw someone had posted this -
(http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/427926_420931891266380_100000487190911_1661290_852075116_n.jpg)
ORLY?*Grabs iPad.*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIIWrypuYAs# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIIWrypuYAs#)
U Jelly? :coolface
So I was browsing FaceBook and I saw someone had posted this -
(http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/427926_420931891266380_100000487190911_1661290_852075116_n.jpg)
ORLY?*Grabs iPad.*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIIWrypuYAs# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIIWrypuYAs#)
U Jelly? :coolface
One could argue that that is a bag filled with water stapled to a tree.
So I was browsing FaceBook and I saw someone had posted this -
(http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/427926_420931891266380_100000487190911_1661290_852075116_n.jpg)
ORLY?*Grabs iPad.*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIIWrypuYAs# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIIWrypuYAs#)
U Jelly? :coolface
One could argue that that is a bag filled with water stapled to a tree.
(http://www.terrariaonline.com/attachments/owl-orly-jpg.32806/)
obongo trips and falls over a bridge railing while jogging one morning.
Before the Secret Service guys can get to him, three kids who are fishing pull him out of the water below. He’s so grateful, he offers the kids whatever they want.
The first kid shouts, “I want to go to Disneyland with my friends!” and obongo replies, “No problem. I’ll take you on Air Force One.”
The second kid says, “I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordans,” to which obongo says, “I’ll get them for you and even have Michael sign them!”
The third kid says, “I want a motorized wheelchair with a built-in TV and stereo headset!”
obongo, looking perplexed, utters: “But, son, you don’t look like you’re handicapped.”
The kid answers, “I will be once my dad finds out I saved your sorry ass from drowning.”
(https://gametechmods.com/uploads/images/2639760205186-17d3-4f71-a1d6-44b972890820.png)...ha ha ha
Thanks.You're welcome
Actually that's probably just Adsesne matching the product to the keywords
(http://i44.tinypic.com/vqs65i.png)If this was real then.... that was brilliant :D
It is real, that is my screen, I'll go find the vid.(http://i44.tinypic.com/vqs65i.png)If this was real then.... that was brilliant :D
When he can do it with a 10 year old Sony Vaio that has like -1GB of RAM, I'll be impressed.Still, better than an iMac
When he can do it with a 10 year old Sony Vaio that has like -1GB of RAM, I'll be impressed.Still, better than an iMac
Thats not nice, you probably made NFX cry.
Thanks, man :beer:Thats not nice, you probably made NFX cry.
I thought it was quite clever. =D
>Implying that joke doesn't just get updated whenever we elect a new president.obongo trips and falls over a bridge railing while jogging one morning.
Before the Secret Service guys can get to him, three kids who are fishing pull him out of the water below. He’s so grateful, he offers the kids whatever they want.
The first kid shouts, “I want to go to Disneyland with my friends!” and obongo replies, “No problem. I’ll take you on Air Force One.”
The second kid says, “I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordans,” to which obongo says, “I’ll get them for you and even have Michael sign them!”
The third kid says, “I want a motorized wheelchair with a built-in TV and stereo headset!”
obongo, looking perplexed, utters: “But, son, you don’t look like you’re handicapped.”
The kid answers, “I will be once my dad finds out I saved your sorry ass from drowning.”
ha ha ha you're so funny, you're not fooling anyone with that re-packaging of a Bush joke http://board.jokeroo.com/funny-jokes/14640-just-alittle-joke.html
(https://gametechmods.com/uploads/images/274121335976740339012.jpg)
(https://gametechmods.com/uploads/images/99058Trolling.jpg)eh?
The barber will keep playing the "trick" on the boy to show to his customers, and after two repetitions the boy has already earned $1.50 and can keep getting more, but if he takes the dollar the barber won't do the trick again since that's not entertaining.(https://gametechmods.com/uploads/images/99058Trolling.jpg)eh?
What did the flight attendant say to the guy who had his privates showing through a hole.....
Zip up your Fly
Get it fly
What did the flight attendant say to the guy who had his privates showing through a hole.....
Zip up your Fly
Get it fly
Why did Jonzu get up early in the morning?Good one. :gawe:
Why did Jonzu get up early in the morning?Ahahaha, good one. You deserve a prize.
Here's one I did once
Step one: steal some red food coloring form the kitchen cabinets
Step two: go into the bathroom and lock the door
Step three: fill the tub
Step four: fill the sink
Step five: put some food coloring in the toilet
Step six: squirt some food coloring on the mirror
Step seven: pour 75% of the remaining food coloring in the now full bathtub
Step eight: pour 10% in the sink
Step nine: squirt 10% on the floor
Step ten: (Optional) Lather a manikin the remaining 5% and dump it on the bathroom floor
Step eleven: wait for some poor b*****d to discover it
step twelve: telll the person they've just been duped :evilsmile:
Here's one I did once
Step one: steal some red food coloring form the kitchen cabinets
Step two: go into the bathroom and lock the door
Step three: fill the tub
Step four: fill the sink
Step five: put some food coloring in the toilet
Step six: squirt some food coloring on the mirror
Step seven: pour 75% of the remaining food coloring in the now full bathtub
Step eight: pour 10% in the sink
Step nine: squirt 10% on the floor
Step ten: (Optional) Lather a manikin the remaining 5% and dump it on the bathroom floor
Step eleven: wait for some poor b*****d to discover it
step twelve: telll the person they've just been duped :evilsmile:
Don't view this joke if you can't handle sexual innuendo
Obamacare.
Okay so my mom and me are considered dirty blondes (Dark blonde hair)please
Let me tell you about her blonde moment
My mom was filling up her gas tank at the gas station. But she didn't drive off with the pump. She paid for the gas.
Then she drove home with the gas tank open!
I was laughing uncontrollably
...Why do every time you post a joke here I (and visibly other people, as far as I can see) don't find it funny at all ?
...Why do every time you post a joke here I (and visibly other people, as far as I can see) don't find it funny at all ?
Oooh! Oooooh! I know this one!
The answer is "To get to the other side!" :gawe:
...Why do every time you post a joke here I (and visibly other people, as far as I can see) don't find it funny at all ?
Oooh! Oooooh! I know this one!
The answer is "To get to the other side!" :gawe:
... and i don't get this one
...Why do every time you post a joke here I (and visibly other people, as far as I can see) don't find it funny at all ?
Oooh! Oooooh! I know this one!
The answer is "To get to the other side!" :gawe:
... and i don't get this one
Since it's a jokes thread, he acted as if what you said was the setup to a joke (from what I can tell).
What do the cop and the obese person have in common?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJfE-W6FqmM#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJfE-W6FqmM#ws)
They both eat large amounts of doughnuts.
Guys, enough with the bass jokes! Just drop it..http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1vY7kxQ9Xg# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1vY7kxQ9Xg#)
Guys, enough with the bass jokes!(https://gametechmods.com/uploads/images/45829BassMM&B.png)
Guys, enough with the bass jokes!(https://gametechmods.com/uploads/images/45829BassMM&B.png)
:coolface
Bit childish I know, but its funny how oblivious they are to it :PSaw that on RWJ's newest video :P
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmQyyiAiATA#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmQyyiAiATA#ws)
(http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/382395_10151051173994516_1402991942_n.jpg)lol.. Saw a pokemon joke like that somewhere.
America- the country where the Moon Landings are fake, but Wrestling is real.
How do you neuter a redneck?
Punch his sister in the jaw.
America- the country where the Moon Landings are fake, but Wrestling is real.
(https://gametechmods.com/uploads/images/3838524308161.jpg)goldenfox in a nutshell [real]
(https://images.encyclopediadramatica.se/b/b8/Free-the-slaves-oh-god-what-have-i-done.jpg)
How do you spot a blind man at a nudist beach?Awkward how most of the people at beaches are weird old men or REALLY old and fugly grandmas.
It's not hard.
they always say there's safety in numbersoh jew
oh yeah? tell that to 6 million jews
orange jewcethey always say there's safety in numbersoh jew
oh yeah? tell that to 6 million jews
anne frankly, i did nazi that coming
orange jewcethey always say there's safety in numbersoh jew
oh yeah? tell that to 6 million jews
anne frankly, i did nazi that coming
100% concentrated
orange jewcethey always say there's safety in numbersoh jew
oh yeah? tell that to 6 million jews
anne frankly, i did nazi that coming
100% concentrated
Auschwitz that was good!
...too far?not far enough
...too far?not far enough
HARDCOAR MODE: ACTIVATE...too far?not far enough
What's the difference in frozen pizza and Jews?
HARDCOAR MODE: ACTIVATE...too far?not far enough
What's the difference in frozen pizza and Jews?
What's the difference in frozen pizza and Jews?
What's the difference in frozen pizza and Jews?
my pizza does
What's the difference in frozen pizza and Jews?
my pizza does
Jew pizza?
theres a local restaurant down by my grandmothersWhat's the difference in frozen pizza and Jews?
Pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
my pizza does
Jew pizza?
(https://gametechmods.com/uploads/images/31268Skrillex.jpg)0/10
u suck(https://gametechmods.com/uploads/images/31268Skrillex.jpg)0/10
fuk U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111111111111111111111111111u suck(https://gametechmods.com/uploads/images/31268Skrillex.jpg)0/10
Get a job.u suck(https://gametechmods.com/uploads/images/31268Skrillex.jpg)0/10
Get a job.u suck(https://gametechmods.com/uploads/images/31268Skrillex.jpg)0/10
This is rather hilarious. When I "attack" someone, atleast 3 other guys "attacks" back.
dunno. I don't care.This is rather hilarious. When I "attack" someone, atleast 3 other guys "attacks" back.Because you're an easy target ?
**** YOU PUSSY LIPSdunno. I don't care.This is rather hilarious. When I "attack" someone, atleast 3 other guys "attacks" back.Because you're an easy target ?
Because attacking is for silly people, grow up, then maybe you won't get attacked as often.Like I give a damn
do that men i silly nao lel
you left 5464 times because of itBecause attacking is for silly people, grow up, then maybe you won't get attacked as often.Like I give a damn
do that men i silly nao lel
(https://gametechmods.com/uploads/images/707201339509117169.gif)
BURNyou left 5464 times because of itBecause attacking is for silly people, grow up, then maybe you won't get attacked as often.Like I give a damn
do that men i silly nao lel
(https://gametechmods.com/uploads/images/707201339509117169.gif)
OK, this may be a jokes thread, but this ain't funny anymore.
OK, this may be a jokes thread, but this ain't funny anymore.But you have to admit that the gif I posted was rather funny :gawe:
You Disgust me.OK, this may be a jokes thread, but this ain't funny anymore.
But Jonzu is a joke in it's self.
OK, this may be a jokes thread, but this ain't funny anymore.But you have to admit that the gif I posted was rather funny :gawe:You Disgust me.OK, this may be a jokes thread, but this ain't funny anymore.
But Jonzu is a joke in it's self.
OK, this may be a jokes thread, but this ain't funny anymore.But you have to admit that the gif I posted was rather funny :gawe:
You Disgust me.OK, this may be a jokes thread, but this ain't funny anymore.
But Jonzu is a joke in it's self.
It proved how positive finns are even they're losing in Ice Hockey 0-6 to USA. :gawe:No... It wasn't.OK, this may be a jokes thread, but this ain't funny anymore.But you have to admit that the gif I posted was rather funny :gawe:
The last person to question my masculinity got a face-full of piping hot lavender tea.NARYAR ??????? O_O
Cut this out before it gets nastier guys. Post a joke, don't waste your time criticizing Joni.
THUS CHRIST!Cut this out before it gets nastier guys. Post a joke, don't waste your time criticizing Joni.
JEWS
This may offend any female members we have on here... Just a warningjust do us a favor and stop posting here
Ok guys, careful with this one. I spoilered it to stop you from throwing up if you dont like rude jokes.
I'm really sorry. Just dont ban me for that joke. :(Ok guys, careful with this one. I spoilered it to stop you from throwing up if you dont like rude jokes.
your joke is almost as bad as CHD's one
I'm really sorry. Just dont ban me for that joke. :(Ok guys, careful with this one. I spoilered it to stop you from throwing up if you dont like rude jokes.
your joke is almost as bad as CHD's one
I'm really sorry. Just dont ban me for that joke. :(Ok guys, careful with this one. I spoilered it to stop you from throwing up if you dont like rude jokes.
your joke is almost as bad as CHD's one
If you want to ban him, you have to get through me first >:
Oh yeah, I forgot about our shipping.I'm really sorry. Just dont ban me for that joke. :(Ok guys, careful with this one. I spoilered it to stop you from throwing up if you dont like rude jokes.
your joke is almost as bad as CHD's one
If you want to ban him, you have to get through me first >:
Not gonna ban people for nothing now. Was funny once, got old quickly.well its not like you can really ban anymore, only mute
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwPLQ43JVYU# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwPLQ43JVYU#)Not gonna ban people for nothing now. Was funny once, got old quickly.well its not like you can really ban anymore, only mute
I'm really sorry. Just dont ban me for that joke. :(Ok guys, careful with this one. I spoilered it to stop you from throwing up if you dont like rude jokes.
your joke is almost as bad as CHD's one
If you want to ban him, you have to get through me first >:
FOOLS. THE COMBINED STRENGTH OF YOUR WEAK, FEEBLE BODIES CANNOT WITHSTAND EVEN ONE PUNCH OF THE MIGHTY NARYAR !
Not gonna ban people for nothing now. Was funny once, got old quickly.
TranslationSo funny my arm burst
Mitsubishi's Magic Button
Ralliart turns into beast by pressing a button
[Watch Video!]
(https://gametechmods.com/uploads/images/43028Mitsu.jpg)
You just don't get it because you don't understand finnish.TranslationSo funny my arm burst
Mitsubishi's Magic Button
Ralliart turns into beast by pressing a button
[Watch Video!]
(https://gametechmods.com/uploads/images/43028Mitsu.jpg)
Then don't post it...So you're saying that the Jokes thread is made only for you?
No, but it kind of ruins the point of posting a joke aimed at the whole forum when only you find it funny, let alone understand it.
I thought the joke was the second word was pronounced "takin' a pee".You just don't get it because you don't understand finnish.TranslationSo funny my arm burst
Mitsubishi's Magic Button
Ralliart turns into beast by pressing a button
[Watch Video!]
(https://gametechmods.com/uploads/images/43028Mitsu.jpg)
Ugh, that furry's still creeping me out.What are you? a Baby?
Babies don't have sex with women. Babies sit at home all day and fap to furry porn.Ugh, that furry's still creeping me out.What are you? a Baby?
babbies dont have sex with fugly wimminz eitherBabies don't have sex with women. Babies sit at home all day and fap to furry porn.Ugh, that furry's still creeping me out.What are you? a Baby?
BURN!babbies dont have sex with fugly wimminz eitherBabies don't have sex with women. Babies sit at home all day and fap to furry porn.Ugh, that furry's still creeping me out.What are you? a Baby?
No, but it kind of ruins the point of posting a joke aimed at the whole forum when only you find it funny, let alone understand it.
this
just this
Fourthed...if that works.No, but it kind of ruins the point of posting a joke aimed at the whole forum when only you find it funny, let alone understand it.
this
just this
Thirded.
I fell off my bike today and a wee kid laughs and shouts FAIL!
I said "Thats what your mother said after she gave birth to you"
Jesus came home from a long day of doing miracles only to discover that his house had been robbed! They got everything, the jewelry, the food, even the furniture! So he rang the police and they sent an officer to fill out a report. The officer asked him:
"Can you tell me what they stole?"
And Jesus says
"Well, pretty much everything that that wasn't nailed down."
I fell off my bike today and a wee kid laughs and shouts FAIL!SO HARDCORE
I said "Thats what your mother said after she gave birth to you"
(https://gametechmods.com/uploads/images/87917policebox.jpg)And we have a winner...
Mine is more of a weird story.lol
A few days ago I was in assembly while this teacher was saying about Hitler and mistakenly said Heil Hitler
The result: about 3/4 of the people in the school (which is about 100) did the Nazi salute.
70 were arrested and sent to concentration camps.
Mine is more of a weird story.lol
A few days ago I was in assembly while this teacher was saying about Hitler and mistakenly said Heil Hitler
The result: about 3/4 of the people in the school (which is about 100) did the Nazi salute.
70 were arrested and sent to concentration camps.
my teacher called someone a dumbass and flipped someone else off
we all laugh at that sh**
your teacher has thin skin then
A kid I know shouted "your gay" to a teacher and the teacher cried.
WHAT DID THE SYLANDRO SAY TO THE LOONATIC unleashed.
Oh you.:rolleyes:
Hey guy, you know Amanda Todd?
She's drop dead gorgeous.
Hey guy, you know Amanda Todd?
She's drop dead gorgeous.
(http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/28271770.jpg)
Hey guy, you know Amanda Todd?
She's drop dead gorgeous.
(http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/28271770.jpg)
Too soon
OK so today when I was walking into school after lunch when I saw this kid in the corner on a pile of dirt.A guy in my computers class found out the teacher was dating another teacher in the school. He took out a condom and threw it at him and said "Make sure to use this." The teacher started crying.
My friend said to him "did you sh** on the ground?" The kid said yes.
OK so today when I was walking into school after lunch when I saw this kid in the corner on a pile of dirt.A guy in my computers class found out the teacher was dating another teacher in the school. He took out a condom and threw it at him and said "Make sure to use this." The teacher started crying.
My friend said to him "did you sh** on the ground?" The kid said yes.
ok so a little girl with her mom saw two dogs having sex and said," mommy what are they doing" she replied ,"Ummmm there making cakes. They then went to the zoo and saw two turtles having sex and asked the same question. She once again replied that they were making cakes. Later that night the little girl went into the parents room and said, "I saw you guys making cakes last night." The mom surprised asked,"How do you know!?" The little girl said, "I licked all the icing off."Badum-Tsih
So Steven Hawking walks into a barThe thread.
noSo Steven Hawking walks into a barThe thread.
You won it.
noSo Steven Hawking walks into a barThe thread.
You won it.
Noodle's cock!
My social life.
So I was talking to a friend on Facebook...you are both faggots
Me: Are we thinking of different things, here? :LL
Him: haha, yup i think we're on two different trains buddy!
Me: Where's your train going?
Him: leeds
yours?
Me: A return ticket to Pussayville :L
Because trains...
Nevermind.
:L
Him: I got a one way ticket to non-virgin central!
BOOM!
Me: Nice.
I've heard it'll depart in 10 years.
Actually, no.
They've updated the train schedule
It'll depart in 20 years.
Wait, wait...
It's been cancelled.
:LL
Him: ouch that was just... ouch
So I was talking to a friend on Facebook...you are both faggots
Me: Are we thinking of different things, here? :LL
Him: haha, yup i think we're on two different trains buddy!
Me: Where's your train going?
Him: leeds
yours?
Me: A return ticket to Pussayville :L
Because trains...
Nevermind.
:L
Him: I got a one way ticket to non-virgin central!
BOOM!
Me: Nice.
I've heard it'll depart in 10 years.
Actually, no.
They've updated the train schedule
It'll depart in 20 years.
Wait, wait...
It's been cancelled.
:LL
Him: ouch that was just... ouch
Republicanspoliticians
The sex life of nearly every member of GTM.Enigma's sexuality
My dick size.
Sylandro's posts.
ACAMS' views on almost everything.
Naryar's "power".
Jonzu.
GF ****ing Scourge.
Freeziez's showcase.
The size of MNB's asshole.
Did I miss anything?
freaks, faggets, drunks, and junkiesyou have a low self esteem
>in case of burn, apply cold water to affected areafreaks, faggets, drunks, and junkiesyou have a low self esteem
The sex life of nearly every member of GTM.
ChristiansAtheists
religionChristiansAtheists
I resent this, but fine...ChristiansAtheists
die in a waterI resent this, but fine...ChristiansAtheists
...on another note, NASCAR. :P
inb4 all of Alabama turn up at my door with pitchforks...
f zerodie in a waterI resent this, but fine...ChristiansAtheists
...on another note, NASCAR. :P
inb4 all of Alabama turn up at my door with pitchforks...
die in a waterI resent this, but fine...ChristiansAtheists
...on another note, NASCAR. :P
inb4 all of Alabama turn up at my door with pitchforks...
ok now you're just getting ridiculous, next you'll say Noodle is a joke
oh wait, he is :coolface
Oh wow, that joke by Sylandro is extremely old.
People who wear foil hats to stop alien mind-reading.
How would you pick up a Jewish girl in 1940s Poland?
How do you fit 6 million Jews into a VW Beetle?
But if it were any kind of radiation/emission, it would be some sort of 'undiscovered' frequency on the electromagnetic scale, if anything past gamma radiation frequencies, and so the energy transfer would be huge. And you'd need a Faraday Cage to stop EM radiation. You'd need to earth the foil hat if you wanted to stop anything at all (apart from light waves. They ARE stopped by foil hats, but that's it.)People who wear foil hats to stop alien mind-reading.
But it wooooorks, they proved it on Futuramaaaaa. :(
ok now you're just getting ridiculous, next you'll say Noodle is a jokenoodle is a pretty cool guy but ok
oh wait, he is :coolface
ok now you're just getting ridiculous, next you'll say Noodle is a jokenoodle is a pretty cool guy but ok
oh wait, he is :coolface
Few Jimmy Saville ones here."Welcome back to Top of the Pops, with me- Jimmy Saville!
Zynga make lots of games for Facebook, for he wannabe farmers they gave them FarmVille, they made CityVille too, and now they're about to release their latest game for pedophiles - SaVille.
When they took away Sir Jimmy's gravestone and destroyed it they took all the flowers away too and left nothing except a little hole with no bushes - just how he liked them.
I've decided that this guy is way too funny to be left out of here:Saw Daniel Sloss before he was on GTM.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWTv4ZQdg8g# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWTv4ZQdg8g#)
Le same.I've decided that this guy is way too funny to be left out of here:Saw Daniel Sloss before he was on GTM.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWTv4ZQdg8g# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWTv4ZQdg8g#)
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Doc Brown, mudda****ers.He was hilarious
I concur.Doc Brown, mudda****ers.He was hilarious
I got a Good Joke!
...what?
(http://kompa.nettisivu.org/files/2010/04/kukko.jpg)
What did a cock say when it drank beer?
Lol looks like sparkles
you can always change the colour dumbLol looks like sparkles
nah sparkey has dark hair
I wasn't going to make a gay joke, butt **** it.Shut up, Helloface.
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Why would one leave a Tyranitar at the daycare ?
Wanna hear a joke? My W/L record.Lel. What is it?
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/fd31f32a702d4a45c4684ad7ec591069/tumblr_mqdnn1TUi31qjwr2uo1_1280.png)Don't you just love photoshop?
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/fd31f32a702d4a45c4684ad7ec591069/tumblr_mqdnn1TUi31qjwr2uo1_1280.png)That is an outrage, I can't believe he thought he could get away with that. I guess because he's the president he gets to play by a different set of rules. I mean, who does he think he is, making a tweet with well over 140 characters.
http://faketweetbuilder.com/ (http://faketweetbuilder.com/)(http://25.media.tumblr.com/fd31f32a702d4a45c4684ad7ec591069/tumblr_mqdnn1TUi31qjwr2uo1_1280.png)Don't you just love photoshop?
1/7 I think my only win was in Super Duper SumosWanna hear a joke? My W/L record.Lel. What is it?
Do you REALLY want to hear a good joke?
Kid_Krusher13's building.
Do you REALLY want to hear a good joke?Sylandro makes a funny joke that actually makes sense!
Kid_Krusher13's building.
The Skype chat raided Club Penguin a couple nights ago.They went to the Club Penguin Penguin Club where Andy got kicked out for selling weed and Max grinded Tweedy.
*high fives back*Do you REALLY want to hear a good joke?Sylandro makes a funny joke that actually makes sense!
Kid_Krusher13's building.
High five!
What do you call a psychic midget who escaped from prison?
A small medium at large.
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/2567636b2c6a47ff24cfed73b228c001/tumblr_ml4cppD32J1rdfo3ho1_500.jpg)that face though
So two men are going to plant a Oak Tree, but the first man forgot the seedlings, and the Home Depot closed, so the next day, the first man got the seedlings, but he noticed that the second man was burying his dog alive. "Why are you doing this?" said the first man. "Well, you cant grow a tree.. Without bark." said the second man.BOO
No, not that one.I bet yours would be even more brutal. If Andy edited it... I don't even want to think about it.
(https://gametechmods.com/Pics/Owned_a_Ford_too.jpg)hey yo that's bullsh**
I'm always waiting for the perfect time to tell a joke about paedophiles... but I always come in a little behind.My girlfriend says I'm a pedophile, but what does she know, she's only 6.
"A sexually active 6-year old?!"I'm always waiting for the perfect time to tell a joke about paedophiles... but I always come in a little behind.My girlfriend says I'm a pedophile, but what does she know, she's only 6.
Who killed the Lucky Charms guy?
A CERIAL killer!
*Random troll*: "THAT'S NOT FUNNY!!"
*Me*:" Of course not, it's PUNNY!"
:dumb)
but this is the cheesiest pickup line ever(https://gametechmods.com/uploads/images/91967thataintfunny.gif)
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What happens when a man poops liquid rainbows?
Dye-rrhea.
Get back to robots.I'm sorry Kurt, I'm afraid i can not do that.
So this high school kid asks his crush to the prom, and to his surprise she says yes. So he sets out to create the perfect night for his crush. He goes to rent a limo, and there's a really long line, but he's determined to get it and finally gets to the front and rents the limo. Then he goes to get flowers. There's another really long line, and he's patient again and gets through it and gets a beautiful bouquet. Then finally he decides to get a box of chocolates, and there's a third huge line, but once again he's very patient and gets a large box for his crush. Then the big night arrives. The boy takes his date into the limo, gives her the box of chocolates and bouquet, and she is very happy with these gifts. When they make it to the prom, the girl asks the guy for a class of punch. He goes over to the bowl and there's no punch line.
How did the comedian die during dinner?
He joked on something.
How did the comedian die during dinner?
He joked on something.
How did the comedian die during dinner?Looks like I'm not the ONLY pun joke person on the forum. :laughing
He joked on something.
I have more puns than capital punishmentHow did the comedian die during dinner?Looks like I'm not the ONLY pun joke person on the forum. :laughing
He joked on something.
Wanna hear a joke?
It was my understanding that they had small stale baguettes.Wanna hear a joke?
French people have penises?
I believe they're called "Wiwis" .:smile:It was my understanding that they had small stale baguettes.Wanna hear a joke?
French people have penises?
(http://img.pandawhale.com/90714-I-see-what-you-did-there-gif-j8mI.jpeg)I believe they're called "Wiwis" .:smile:It was my understanding that they had small stale baguettes.Wanna hear a joke?
French people have penises?
Wanna hear a joke?But this is America!
Human Rights
A fireman is at the station house working outside on the fire truck when he notices a little boy next door. The little boy is in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the side. He is wearing a fireman's hat and has the wagon tied to a dog.:laughing
The fireman says "Hey little boy. What are you doing?"
The little boy says "I'm pretending to be a fireman and this is my fire truck!"
The fireman walks over to take a closer look. "Little boy that sure is a nice fire truck!" the fireman says.
"Thanks mister", says the little boy.
The fireman looks a little closer and notices the little boy has tied the dog to the wagon by its testicles. "Little boy", says the fireman, "I don't want to tell you how to run your fire truck, but if you were to tie that rope around the dog's neck I think you could go faster."
The little boy says, "You're probably right mister, but then I wouldn't have a siren!"
A fireman is at the station house working outside on the fire truck when he notices a little boy next door. The little boy is in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the side. He is wearing a fireman's hat and has the wagon tied to a dog.:laughing
The fireman says "Hey little boy. What are you doing?"
The little boy says "I'm pretending to be a fireman and this is my fire truck!"
The fireman walks over to take a closer look. "Little boy that sure is a nice fire truck!" the fireman says.
"Thanks mister", says the little boy.
The fireman looks a little closer and notices the little boy has tied the dog to the wagon by its testicles. "Little boy", says the fireman, "I don't want to tell you how to run your fire truck, but if you were to tie that rope around the dog's neck I think you could go faster."
The little boy says, "You're probably right mister, but then I wouldn't have a siren!"
That kid is MESSED UP.(The little boy)
You have a point there. :smile:A fireman is at the station house working outside on the fire truck when he notices a little boy next door. The little boy is in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the side. He is wearing a fireman's hat and has the wagon tied to a dog.:laughing
The fireman says "Hey little boy. What are you doing?"
The little boy says "I'm pretending to be a fireman and this is my fire truck!"
The fireman walks over to take a closer look. "Little boy that sure is a nice fire truck!" the fireman says.
"Thanks mister", says the little boy.
The fireman looks a little closer and notices the little boy has tied the dog to the wagon by its testicles. "Little boy", says the fireman, "I don't want to tell you how to run your fire truck, but if you were to tie that rope around the dog's neck I think you could go faster."
The little boy says, "You're probably right mister, but then I wouldn't have a siren!"
That kid is MESSED UP.(The little boy)
That's a good one
The kid isn't messed up, he's smart :mrgreen:
A man says to his wife "I bet you can't make me happy and mad at the same time."That was GENIOUS! :thumbup
His wife looks at him and says "Your dick is bigger than your brother's."
I never understood why that joke was funny.It's like the very first anti-joke. A joke that's so not funny or serious that it ends up being funny.
Didn't ACAMS or someone post that recently?idk
Didn't ACAMS or someone post that recently?Yes, replace 85 year old man with acams
That was actually a good one...Didn't ACAMS or someone post that recently?Yes, replace 85 year old man with acams
https://www.google.fr/search?q=jonzu&safe=off&es_sm=122&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=LGKoVLn7H8zPaJrZgNgC&ved=0CAkQ_AUoAg&biw=868&bih=427 (https://www.google.fr/search?q=jonzu&safe=off&es_sm=122&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=LGKoVLn7H8zPaJrZgNgC&ved=0CAkQ_AUoAg&biw=868&bih=427)nothing new here
How many potatoes do you need to kill an Irish person?damn son
None.
wanna hear a short jokeNobody gets it.
my d*ck
hehwanna hear a short jokeNobody gets it.
my d*ck
League of Legends is an okay game.Banned.
اللعنة عليك كريغ لك أم الأبله خنزير زنجي غبي
xaxaxaxaxaxaxأوباما هو كيكي سخيف اليهودي شيل قوة الدفاع الإنترنت الذين يجب أن الغراء الساخنة قنبلة في شرجه
**** you mother ****er Craig you stupid pig NegroQuote from: ACAMSObama is Kiki ****ing Jewish Internet Defense Force Schell who must bomb in his anus hot gluexaxaxaxaxaxax
Great, now Andy is going to get raped for 09's post. That's why I didn't post it.
What's the difference between a piano, a fish, and some glue?
You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish!
What about the glue, you ask? I knew you'd get stuck on that ;)
What's the difference between a piano, a fish, and some glue?
You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish!
What about the glue, you ask? I knew you'd get stuck on that ;)
What's the difference between a piano, a fish, and some glue?
You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish!
What about the glue, you ask? I knew you'd get stuck on that ;)
im gonna use this joke to try and get laid
will report back
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/11c0476ed73cc0d16ab7a51133f16473/tumblr_njukfaH3P01rckw3lo1_1280.jpg)I'd watch this.
Found this article, and I found it hilarious:I just revised one of my roomies resumes, I shoulda slipped in his deep interest in masturbation.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/alisoncaporimo/never-the-same-again#.jn6RpvbLp (http://www.buzzfeed.com/alisoncaporimo/never-the-same-again#.jn6RpvbLp)
I found Naryar's favorite car:>Implying Honda Jazz is the only Hybrid out there.
(http://crazyaboutcars.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/Honda-Jazz-Hybrid-2011-Hybrid-Cars.jpg)
I found Naryar's favorite car:
(http://crazyaboutcars.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/Honda-Jazz-Hybrid-2011-Hybrid-Cars.jpg)
(http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2012/215/7/6/waluigi_time__by_faves3000-d59mu02.png)die
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(http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/epicrapbattlesofhistory/images/6/63/Waluigi_time.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20140626071654)
(http://www.brawlinthefamily.com/images/WaluigiTellsAJoke.png)
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Do you know who's a joke?What the **** did you just ****ing say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ****ing words. You think you can get away with saying that sh** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****er. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ****ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little sh**. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ****ing tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will sh** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ****ing dead, kiddo.
This may be one of the most messed up posts in this thread.
Here's 50 Jokes I got off of Reddit.
How many babies does it take to paint a house?
actually it isn't irrelevant if you take splatter and the amount of blood that comes out of it which would both depend on the force that the baby got btfoHow many babies does it take to paint a house?
no literally a baby has a certain amount of blood in it, so force of throw is irrelevant.
number of dead babies is, however. i assume you need at least thirty.
actually it isn't irrelevant if you take splatter and the amount of blood that comes out of it which would both depend on the force that the baby got btfoHow many babies does it take to paint a house?
no literally a baby has a certain amount of blood in it, so force of throw is irrelevant.
number of dead babies is, however. i assume you need at least thirty.
get math'd scrub
we're probably overthinking this way too muchactually it isn't irrelevant if you take splatter and the amount of blood that comes out of it which would both depend on the force that the baby got btfoHow many babies does it take to paint a house?
no literally a baby has a certain amount of blood in it, so force of throw is irrelevant.
number of dead babies is, however. i assume you need at least thirty.
get math'd scrub
dude you paint with a paintbrush, splatter is one thing but good luck removing the bits of baby intestines all around
you accepted overthinking it when you started this discussion son, and now you complain about it ?we're probably overthinking this way too muchactually it isn't irrelevant if you take splatter and the amount of blood that comes out of it which would both depend on the force that the baby got btfoHow many babies does it take to paint a house?
no literally a baby has a certain amount of blood in it, so force of throw is irrelevant.
number of dead babies is, however. i assume you need at least thirty.
get math'd scrub
dude you paint with a paintbrush, splatter is one thing but good luck removing the bits of baby intestines all around
What do you call the excess skin around the vagina?Well done sir.
What's the difference between a piano, a tuna...
...and glue?
What's the difference between a piano, a tuna...
...and glue?
You forgot the rest of the punchline. Kill yourself.
rusedWhat's the difference between a piano, a tuna...
...and glue?
You forgot the rest of the punchline. Kill yourself.
Oh yeah, I forgot the glue. I knew you'd get stuck on that part.
You know you play too much RA2 when your chemistry homework has "Isotopes HW" written on the top and you instantly interpret "HW" as "heavyweight" :ermm:I think we had a thread for moments like this
You know you play too much RA2 when your chemistry homework has "Isotopes HW" written on the top and you instantly interpret "HW" as "heavyweight" :ermm:I think we had a thread for moments like this
Fact: There are two types of people in the world. Those who need closureWHATS THE OTHER ONE ::2mad ::2mad ::2mad
I got it off the internet dude. Blame them.
At least take sex ed before you try to make jokes like this. Thanks.
What's the difference between a garage and a pile of dead babies?:thumbup
(https://scontent-ord1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xla1/v/t1.0-9/12087983_775301609262580_3121652393555432905_n.jpg?oh=7ab748a4192bddc5f312322afe78f9ec&oe=569884E0)You want to math jokes meight?
Says the chav
Here's the best joke I've got now.
Two chavs get drunk beat each other up then get thrown in hospital and die of injuries.
Who won?: Society
Says the chav
Here's the best joke I've got now.
Two chavs get drunk beat each other up then get thrown in hospital and die of injuries.
Who won?: Society
no one cares mateSays the chav
Here's the best joke I've got now.
Two chavs get drunk beat each other up then get thrown in hospital and die of injuries.
Who won?: Society
Apperances and personality can be deceiving.
no one cares mateSays the chav
Here's the best joke I've got now.
Two chavs get drunk beat each other up then get thrown in hospital and die of injuries.
Who won?: Society
Apperances and personality can be deceiving.
Red Blur. About your joke. Uh, well...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2aegP8j5al0# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2aegP8j5al0#)
Or, at least half of it.
RED FOR GOD SAKE YOU GOT VOTED MOST ANNOYING PERSON ON GTM AND YOUR STILL POSTING NONSENSE LIKE YOU THING IT FUNNY! IT NOT FUNNY! NO OF YOUR JOKES ON THIS FORUM HAVE BEEN FUNNY! YOUVE JUST DRIVEN PEOPLE TO SLOWLY HATE YOU MORE AND MORE AND WHEN YOU FINALLY GET YOUR COMMUPANCE, YOU GET PARANOID AND START BLAMING EVERYONE ELSE AND GETTING A POINTLESS GRUDGE THAT GOES NOWHERE AND MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE A MASSIVE ****TARD. I KNOW LIFES BEEN HARD FOR YOU MAN, I GET THAT BUT THAT GIVES YOU NO EXCUSE TO AROUND AND START GAINING ATTENTION SO PEOPLE CAN FEEL BAD FOR YOU!! ADMITING YOUR MISTAKES IS ALSO HARD, I STRUGGLE WITH IT MYSELF BUT IF YOU DONT YOU START TO ROT AS A PERSON AND EVERYONE STARTS TO GET DRIVEN AWAY! SO PLEASE AS A FRIEND FROM REAL LIFE PLEASE JUST F**ING STOP!!!!!
RED FOR GOD SAKE YOU GOT VOTED MOST ANNOYING PERSON ON GTM AND YOUR STILL POSTING NONSENSE LIKE YOU THING IT FUNNY! IT NOT FUNNY! NO OF YOUR JOKES ON THIS FORUM HAVE BEEN FUNNY! YOUVE JUST DRIVEN PEOPLE TO SLOWLY HATE YOU MORE AND MORE AND WHEN YOU FINALLY GET YOUR COMMUPANCE, YOU GET PARANOID AND START BLAMING EVERYONE ELSE AND GETTING A POINTLESS GRUDGE THAT GOES NOWHERE AND MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE A MASSIVE ****TARD. I KNOW LIFES BEEN HARD FOR YOU MAN, I GET THAT BUT THAT GIVES YOU NO EXCUSE TO AROUND AND START GAINING ATTENTION SO PEOPLE CAN FEEL BAD FOR YOU!! ADMITING YOUR MISTAKES IS ALSO HARD, I STRUGGLE WITH IT MYSELF BUT IF YOU DONT YOU START TO ROT AS A PERSON AND EVERYONE STARTS TO GET DRIVEN AWAY! SO PLEASE AS A FRIEND FROM REAL LIFE PLEASE JUST F**ING STOP!!!!!i don't think it's that big of a deal :dumb)
RED FOR GOD SAKE YOU GOT VOTED MOST ANNOYING PERSON ON GTM AND YOUR STILL POSTING NONSENSE LIKE YOU THING IT FUNNY! IT NOT FUNNY! NO OF YOUR JOKES ON THIS FORUM HAVE BEEN FUNNY! YOUVE JUST DRIVEN PEOPLE TO SLOWLY HATE YOU MORE AND MORE AND WHEN YOU FINALLY GET YOUR COMMUPANCE, YOU GET PARANOID AND START BLAMING EVERYONE ELSE AND GETTING A POINTLESS GRUDGE THAT GOES NOWHERE AND MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE A MASSIVE ****TARD. I KNOW LIFES BEEN HARD FOR YOU MAN, I GET THAT BUT THAT GIVES YOU NO EXCUSE TO AROUND AND START GAINING ATTENTION SO PEOPLE CAN FEEL BAD FOR YOU!! ADMITING YOUR MISTAKES IS ALSO HARD, I STRUGGLE WITH IT MYSELF BUT IF YOU DONT YOU START TO ROT AS A PERSON AND EVERYONE STARTS TO GET DRIVEN AWAY! SO PLEASE AS A FRIEND FROM REAL LIFE PLEASE JUST F**ING STOP!!!!!
Woah, lean off that caps lock, bro. How is anyone going to give me any sincere thought if I just post to a forum bitching about it? Seriously, I got over that sh** a while ago.
RED FOR GOD SAKE YOU GOT VOTED MOST ANNOYING PERSON ON GTM AND YOUR STILL POSTING NONSENSE LIKE YOU THING IT FUNNY! IT NOT FUNNY! NO OF YOUR JOKES ON THIS FORUM HAVE BEEN FUNNY! YOUVE JUST DRIVEN PEOPLE TO SLOWLY HATE YOU MORE AND MORE AND WHEN YOU FINALLY GET YOUR COMMUPANCE, YOU GET PARANOID AND START BLAMING EVERYONE ELSE AND GETTING A POINTLESS GRUDGE THAT GOES NOWHERE AND MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE A MASSIVE ****TARD. I KNOW LIFES BEEN HARD FOR YOU MAN, I GET THAT BUT THAT GIVES YOU NO EXCUSE TO AROUND AND START GAINING ATTENTION SO PEOPLE CAN FEEL BAD FOR YOU!! ADMITING YOUR MISTAKES IS ALSO HARD, I STRUGGLE WITH IT MYSELF BUT IF YOU DONT YOU START TO ROT AS A PERSON AND EVERYONE STARTS TO GET DRIVEN AWAY! SO PLEASE AS A FRIEND FROM REAL LIFE PLEASE JUST F**ING STOP!!!!!
Woah, lean off that caps lock, bro. How is anyone going to give me any sincere thought if I just post to a forum bitching about it? Seriously, I got over that sh** a while ago.
point isn't caps lock, point is stop trying to be funny/get attention by posting nonsense and making a fool out of you. people will hate you for it and it's hard to get rid of a forum reputation.
its fine to make jokes and to laugh but posting stupid stuff isn't the way.
in this forum the only healthy way to get attention is by posting bots/making mods/contributions.
unless you are OK with continuing and then people will have enough of it and then flame wars will erupt against you and then you will ask "what ? what did I do ?".
ecolusian has a point. a very good point even. listen and don't dismiss it because of a triviality aka caps lock.
referential humour is a bad move unless you're referencing something genuinely super popular like Die Hard or somethingRED FOR GOD SAKE YOU GOT VOTED MOST ANNOYING PERSON ON GTM AND YOUR STILL POSTING NONSENSE LIKE YOU THING IT FUNNY! IT NOT FUNNY! NO OF YOUR JOKES ON THIS FORUM HAVE BEEN FUNNY! YOUVE JUST DRIVEN PEOPLE TO SLOWLY HATE YOU MORE AND MORE AND WHEN YOU FINALLY GET YOUR COMMUPANCE, YOU GET PARANOID AND START BLAMING EVERYONE ELSE AND GETTING A POINTLESS GRUDGE THAT GOES NOWHERE AND MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE A MASSIVE ****TARD. I KNOW LIFES BEEN HARD FOR YOU MAN, I GET THAT BUT THAT GIVES YOU NO EXCUSE TO AROUND AND START GAINING ATTENTION SO PEOPLE CAN FEEL BAD FOR YOU!! ADMITING YOUR MISTAKES IS ALSO HARD, I STRUGGLE WITH IT MYSELF BUT IF YOU DONT YOU START TO ROT AS A PERSON AND EVERYONE STARTS TO GET DRIVEN AWAY! SO PLEASE AS A FRIEND FROM REAL LIFE PLEASE JUST F**ING STOP!!!!!
Woah, lean off that caps lock, bro. How is anyone going to give me any sincere thought if I just post to a forum bitching about it? Seriously, I got over that sh** a while ago.
point isn't caps lock, point is stop trying to be funny/get attention by posting nonsense and making a fool out of you. people will hate you for it and it's hard to get rid of a forum reputation.
its fine to make jokes and to laugh but posting stupid stuff isn't the way.
in this forum the only healthy way to get attention is by posting bots/making mods/contributions.
unless you are OK with continuing and then people will have enough of it and then flame wars will erupt against you and then you will ask "what ? what did I do ?".
ecolusian has a point. a very good point even. listen and don't dismiss it because of a triviality aka caps lock.
Okay, lets say he does have a point. Why is it only a point referring to me? I mean, a lot of people here are actually attention seekers (which I am not) that, frankly, post actual ra2 related stuff less consistently than me! Also, you do need to remember that just because not everyone finds it funny, some still do.
Okay, lets say he does have a point. Why is it only a point referring to me?
I mean, a lot of people here are actually attention seekers
attention seekers (which I am not)
Also, you do need to remember that just because not everyone finds it funny, some still do.
here's a funny-ass joke for you guys
https://gametechmods.com/forums/index.php?action=profile;u=7450 (https://gametechmods.com/forums/index.php?action=profile;u=7450)
referential humour is a bad move unless you're referencing something genuinely super popular like Die Hard or somethingDefinitely this.
GET IT BECAUSE DONG IS THE VIETNAMESE CURRENCY???????????
when life gives you bratwurst you make the bratbest out of itWhen life gives you lemons, you make a lemonade stand so you can make a fortune off of your misfortune. Thus is the ideology driving certain court cases! (http://www.ranker.com/list/the-13-dumbest-lawsuits-in-recent-history/williammtx?format=SLIDESHOW&page=5)
What's the difference between dead babies and jizz?actually there is as the word jizz just refers to semen and which does not imply that the semen did not reach the female body and in turn does not imply that there was no fertilization going on ohhhhhhinb4 ban
What's the difference between dead babies and jizz?inb4 ban
Dead babies are much more funnier than jizz.
This thread is more Cringe than Jokes*insert funny retort here
This thread is more Cringe than Jokes
I mean, it's not like you have a copyright on autism.This thread is more Cringe than Jokes
I think DeadGenocide is trying to copy my humour.
Knock it off.
:laughing :laughing :laughingI mean, it's not like you have a copyright on autism.This thread is more Cringe than Jokes
I think DeadGenocide is trying to copy my humour.
Knock it off.
This thread is more Cringe than Jokes
I think DeadGenocide is trying to copy my humour.
Knock it off.
I mean, it's not like you have a copyright on autism.This thread is more Cringe than Jokes
I think DeadGenocide is trying to copy my humour.
Knock it off.
inb4 TRB kills this threadimplying it wasn't dead already lol
you guys are so bad that the jokes thread itself has become a joke
how meta
here's a funny-ass joke for you guys
https://gametechmods.com/forums/index.php?action=profile;u=7450 (https://gametechmods.com/forums/index.php?action=profile;u=7450)
aaandd here's another one
https://gametechmods.com/forums/index.php?action=ownkarma;u=7450 (https://gametechmods.com/forums/index.php?action=ownkarma;u=7450)
here's a funny-ass joke for you guys
https://gametechmods.com/forums/index.php?action=profile;u=7450 (https://gametechmods.com/forums/index.php?action=profile;u=7450)
aaandd here's another one
https://gametechmods.com/forums/index.php?action=ownkarma;u=7450 (https://gametechmods.com/forums/index.php?action=ownkarma;u=7450)
ABSOLUTELY SAVAGE
here's a funny-ass joke for you guys
https://gametechmods.com/forums/index.php?action=profile;u=7450 (https://gametechmods.com/forums/index.php?action=profile;u=7450)
aaandd here's another one
https://gametechmods.com/forums/index.php?action=ownkarma;u=7450 (https://gametechmods.com/forums/index.php?action=ownkarma;u=7450)
ABSOLUTELY SAVAGE
Eh, absolutely is pushing it. Id say it's more "moderately savage".
That was moderately savage of you, Nary!here's a funny-ass joke for you guys
https://gametechmods.com/forums/index.php?action=profile;u=7450 (https://gametechmods.com/forums/index.php?action=profile;u=7450)
aaandd here's another one
https://gametechmods.com/forums/index.php?action=ownkarma;u=7450 (https://gametechmods.com/forums/index.php?action=ownkarma;u=7450)
ABSOLUTELY SAVAGE
Eh, absolutely is pushing it. Id say it's more "moderately savage".
shut up, red blur
here's a funny-ass joke for you guys
https://gametechmods.com/forums/index.php?action=profile;u=7450 (https://gametechmods.com/forums/index.php?action=profile;u=7450)
aaandd here's another one
https://gametechmods.com/forums/index.php?action=ownkarma;u=7450 (https://gametechmods.com/forums/index.php?action=ownkarma;u=7450)
ABSOLUTELY SAVAGE
Eh, absolutely is pushing it. Id say it's more "moderately savage".
shut up, red blur
here's a funny-ass joke for you guys
https://gametechmods.com/forums/index.php?action=profile;u=7450 (https://gametechmods.com/forums/index.php?action=profile;u=7450)
aaandd here's another one
https://gametechmods.com/forums/index.php?action=ownkarma;u=7450 (https://gametechmods.com/forums/index.php?action=ownkarma;u=7450)
ABSOLUTELY SAVAGE
Eh, absolutely is pushing it. Id say it's more "moderately savage".
shut up, red blur
Surely, you being a moderator on this forum, as well as being considered "justice incarnate", you'd be above such childish behaviour, no? Please, don't start a random flame war against me because I thought something was mildly insulting.
here's a funny-ass joke for you guys
https://gametechmods.com/forums/index.php?action=profile;u=7450 (https://gametechmods.com/forums/index.php?action=profile;u=7450)
aaandd here's another one
https://gametechmods.com/forums/index.php?action=ownkarma;u=7450 (https://gametechmods.com/forums/index.php?action=ownkarma;u=7450)
ABSOLUTELY SAVAGE
Eh, absolutely is pushing it. Id say it's more "moderately savage".
shut up, red blur
Surely, you being a moderator on this forum, as well as being considered "justice incarnate", you'd be above such childish behaviour, no? Please, don't start a random flame war against me because I thought something was mildly insulting.
No, I am just telling you to stop posting because you are probably gonna make a cringe joke and attract the anger of a few people (or attract the anger of a few people anyways without cringe jokes), hence creating another flame war. and since this is chatterbox, arguments/flaming is more frequent, since it is less regulated here.
childish ? i think not.
more seriously, that thing you claim to be an "insult" is *how you are perceived*. i am aware you calmed down lately and that is a good thing, but you can expect to live with that sh**poster reputation for a while, and people are gonna bring it sometimes, directly or indirectly.
deal with it. Better forget about it, tbh, and not argue over it.
here's a funny-ass joke for you guys
https://gametechmods.com/forums/index.php?action=profile;u=7450 (https://gametechmods.com/forums/index.php?action=profile;u=7450)
aaandd here's another one
https://gametechmods.com/forums/index.php?action=ownkarma;u=7450 (https://gametechmods.com/forums/index.php?action=ownkarma;u=7450)
ABSOLUTELY SAVAGE
Eh, absolutely is pushing it. Id say it's more "moderately savage".
shut up, red blur
Surely, you being a moderator on this forum, as well as being considered "justice incarnate", you'd be above such childish behaviour, no? Please, don't start a random flame war against me because I thought something was mildly insulting.
No, I am just telling you to stop posting because you are probably gonna make a cringe joke and attract the anger of a few people (or attract the anger of a few people anyways without cringe jokes), hence creating another flame war. and since this is chatterbox, arguments/flaming is more frequent, since it is less regulated here.
childish ? i think not.
more seriously, that thing you claim to be an "insult" is *how you are perceived*. i am aware you calmed down lately and that is a good thing, but you can expect to live with that sh**poster reputation for a while, and people are gonna bring it sometimes, directly or indirectly.
deal with it. Better forget about it, tbh, and not argue over it.
No, you misunderstand, I am not calling the joke childish, I actually find it pretty funny, I'm just saying it's not a very good example, as a mod of the site, to be randomly telling members (no matter how disliked they are) to shut up.
here's a funny-ass joke for you guys
https://gametechmods.com/forums/index.php?action=profile;u=7450 (https://gametechmods.com/forums/index.php?action=profile;u=7450)
aaandd here's another one
https://gametechmods.com/forums/index.php?action=ownkarma;u=7450 (https://gametechmods.com/forums/index.php?action=ownkarma;u=7450)
ABSOLUTELY SAVAGE
Eh, absolutely is pushing it. Id say it's more "moderately savage".
shut up, red blur
Surely, you being a moderator on this forum, as well as being considered "justice incarnate", you'd be above such childish behaviour, no? Please, don't start a random flame war against me because I thought something was mildly insulting.
No, I am just telling you to stop posting because you are probably gonna make a cringe joke and attract the anger of a few people (or attract the anger of a few people anyways without cringe jokes), hence creating another flame war. and since this is chatterbox, arguments/flaming is more frequent, since it is less regulated here.
childish ? i think not.
more seriously, that thing you claim to be an "insult" is *how you are perceived*. i am aware you calmed down lately and that is a good thing, but you can expect to live with that sh**poster reputation for a while, and people are gonna bring it sometimes, directly or indirectly.
deal with it. Better forget about it, tbh, and not argue over it.
No, you seem to misunderstand, I am not calling the joke childish, I actually find it pretty funny, I'm just saying it's not a very good example, as a mod of the site, to be randomly telling members (no matter how disliked they are) to shut up.
> expecting Nary to behave himself
Seriously tho Blur, stop getting so salty every time someone makes a joke at your expense. You have a bad rep. If you become a productive member of the site it will go away. If not, people are gonna talk sh** even if you've not instigated anything yourself.
Side note, how are the rules on swearing now, is it still Chatterbox-only?
red can you build something already thats the entire point of being hereI thought dank memes were the entire point of being here.
red can you build something already thats the entire point of being hereI thought dank memes were the entire point of being here.
red can you build something already thats the entire point of being hereI thought dank memes were the entire point of being here.
I think those two things are in equal balance. Anyway, I AM building things, I mean, have you seen my challenge threads?
WHY WOULD YOU RE-START THIS ARGUMENT
IT WAS DEAD
LET IT DIE
What do you get when you put root beer in a square glass?
9/11 was an inside rimjob.stop
9/11 was an inside rimjob.
9/11 was an inside rimjob.
And I thought MY jokes were cringe.
Barman says "we don't serve time travellers in 'ere."
A time traveller walks into a bar.
Barman says "we don't serve time travellers in 'ere."
A time traveller walks into a bar.
*walkED
*BartenderBarman says "we don't serve time travellers in 'ere."
A time traveller walks into a bar.
*walkED
You seem to have missed the joke.
pretty sure trb is just goldenfox multi-accounting so barman is fine*BartenderBarman says "we don't serve time travellers in 'ere."
A time traveller walks into a bar.
*walkED
You seem to have missed the joke.
pretty sure trb is just goldenfox multi-accounting so barman is fine*BartenderBarman says "we don't serve time travellers in 'ere."
A time traveller walks into a bar.
*walkED
You seem to have missed the joke.
they have such a similar way of posting though
Pretty sure they meant red blur.they have such a similar way of posting though
Badger has a thicker skin tho
scrap daddy's botsput your dick away mate
I have a question: does a poor-quality vacuum cleaner suck or not suck?
Why did Dr. Ben Carson suspend his campaign?
Today I changed a light bulb, crossed the road, and walked into a bar. That's when I realized that my life is a joke!
Wait, wait, wait. Time out. Who the hell is this goldenfox character? He has a cool name, I admit, but I am most definitely NOT this guy."Tough As Nails was a boring bot that just exploited the pit"I have a question: does a poor-quality vacuum cleaner suck or not suck?
Why did Dr. Ben Carson suspend his campaign?
Today I changed a light bulb, crossed the road, and walked into a bar. That's when I realized that my life is a joke!
Why did these jokes make me question my existence?