Author Topic: Jokes (Read 146952 times)

MassimoV · « **Reply #5360 on:** September 29, 2015, 11:24:06 PM »

Why do you go to a black guy's garage sale?

HurricaneAndrew · « **Reply #5361 on:** October 12, 2015, 12:41:48 AM »

People always ask me if I support gay marriage. I always say "Hell no! But I don't support straight marriage either!"

TommyProductionsInc · « **Reply #5362 on:** October 15, 2015, 06:51:27 PM »

So my grandpa told me he got hearing aids the other day...

RedAce · « **Reply #5363 on:** October 15, 2015, 07:03:42 PM »

TommyProductionsInc · « **Reply #5364 on:** October 18, 2015, 04:55:10 PM »

What do you do when someone throws a grenade at you?

rnifnuf · « **Reply #5365 on:** October 18, 2015, 07:33:34 PM »

Extra, Extra! Aqueous Solution Arrested: Charged With a Salt and Battery!

The Red Blur · « **Reply #5366 on:** October 20, 2015, 06:45:43 AM »

A chicken, an Irishman, and a dolphin walks into a bar.

Barman says "what is this? Some kind of joke?"

The Red Blur · « **Reply #5367 on:** October 20, 2015, 06:48:16 AM »

What's the difference between a garage and a pile of dead babies?

TommyProductionsInc · « **Reply #5368 on:** October 23, 2015, 07:36:48 PM »

Quote from: The Red Blur on October 20, 2015, 06:48:16 AM

What's the difference between a garage and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a garage.

rnifnuf · « **Reply #5369 on:** October 23, 2015, 08:38:18 PM »

Quote from: RedAce on October 15, 2015, 07:03:42 PM

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You want to math jokes meight?

How do boars work with right triangles?

TommyProductionsInc · « **Reply #5370 on:** November 30, 2015, 06:36:46 PM »

So this kid called me an asshole one day...

ecolusian · « **Reply #5371 on:** December 01, 2015, 03:32:33 AM »

a father of 3 goes to a talent agent to discuss a new act for an upcoming show

Father: hello sir
Talent agent: hello, so could you tell me a little bit about your act
Father: well basically its a love story about a brother and sister which all goes sour when boy has sex with the girl and she panics and runs away to a community of coprophiliacs where she eats sh** all day, when the fumes get to her she returns home and murders her brother, and the twist is... their both 5!
Talent agent: DEAR ****ING GOD MAN!!! WHAT WOULD YOU EVEN CALL A SHOW LIKE THAT?!
Father: the aristocrats

Badnik96 · « **Reply #5372 on:** December 02, 2015, 03:06:57 AM »

that joke is so old that there's a fantasy robot named after it which we refer to fondly as an old memory.

cmon man get some new material

ecolusian · « **Reply #5373 on:** December 02, 2015, 03:22:34 AM »

at least it wasn't bad, just unoriginal.

The Red Blur · « **Reply #5374 on:** December 03, 2015, 04:44:09 PM »

Hey, everyone! I got another joke here!

ecolusian · « **Reply #5375 on:** December 03, 2015, 05:30:52 PM »

Its funny cause its true.

TommyProductionsInc · « **Reply #5376 on:** December 06, 2015, 09:14:12 PM »

You know what slapping a person with a chicken finger (food) is called?

RpJk · « **Reply #5377 on:** December 22, 2015, 03:59:34 PM »

Here's the best joke I've got now.

Two chavs get drunk beat each other up then get thrown in hospital and die of injuries.

Who won?: Society

MassimoV · « **Reply #5378 on:** December 23, 2015, 01:26:20 PM »

Quote from: RpJk on December 22, 2015, 03:59:34 PM

Here's the best joke I've got now.

Two chavs get drunk beat each other up then get thrown in hospital and die of injuries.

Who won?: Society

Says the chav

RpJk · « **Reply #5379 on:** December 23, 2015, 01:57:23 PM »

Quote from: MassimoV on December 23, 2015, 01:26:20 PM

Quote from: RpJk on December 22, 2015, 03:59:34 PM

Here's the best joke I've got now.

Two chavs get drunk beat each other up then get thrown in hospital and die of injuries.

Who won?: Society
Says the chav

Apperances and personality can be deceiving.