Author Topic: Jokes (Read 211388 times)

Hydro · « **Reply #3700 on:** February 02, 2011, 07:39:55 AM »

Quote from: ThisDude069 on February 02, 2011, 03:08:01 AM

A pregnant woman with her first child, paid a visit to her obstetrician's office. After the exam, she shyly said, "My husband wants me to ask you...", to which the doctor replies "I know...I know..." placing a reassuring hand on her shoulder. "I get asked that all the time. Sex is fine until late in the pregnancy." "No, that's not it," the woman confessed. "He wants to know if I can still mow the lawn."

Didn't know if it's been done before, but I thought it was funny

I'm not exactly sure which "Lawn" it is referring to...

NFX · « **Reply #3701 on:** February 02, 2011, 08:06:16 AM »

Lol. My dad has that sort of sense of humor. This is one I came up with, to try and emulate his level:

Q. What's the difference between a microwave and a bride?

Badnik96 · « **Reply #3702 on:** February 02, 2011, 08:07:06 AM »

VICTORY

Resetti's Replicas · « **Reply #3703 on:** February 02, 2011, 11:00:31 AM »

The judges from "The Sing-Off" are playing poker. Shawn calls, Nicole raises, Ben Folds.

somestrangeguy · « **Reply #3704 on:** February 02, 2011, 11:23:19 AM »

Wow, i have totally not kept up with posting these, im gonn a post 10 in this one because there is a litteral crapton in queue.

Learning the Solar system
New 404 page prehaps?
A few cultures views on trains

Badnik96 · « **Reply #3705 on:** February 02, 2011, 11:57:53 AM »

I lol'ed at the train one. The solar system one was cool too.

Reier · « **Reply #3706 on:** February 02, 2011, 03:17:01 PM »

What's the difference between broccoli and boogers?

Larrain · « **Reply #3707 on:** February 02, 2011, 03:28:42 PM »

LOL @ SSG - The solar system one was my favourite.

@Reier: Hehehehehe...

freeziez · « **Reply #3708 on:** February 02, 2011, 04:07:26 PM »

Badnik96 · « **Reply #3709 on:** February 02, 2011, 04:09:12 PM »

tee hee

Badnik96 · « **Reply #3710 on:** February 02, 2011, 04:34:25 PM »

HurricaneAndrew · « **Reply #3711 on:** February 02, 2011, 05:06:10 PM »

Quote from: Sonny_Resetti on February 02, 2011, 11:00:31 AM

... Ben Folds.

Bitches Ain't sh**.

Larrain · « **Reply #3712 on:** February 02, 2011, 06:00:40 PM »

@Freez: Hahahaha

@Badnik: Hehehe @ the first one, but the second was already posted. I think. Or wasn't it? :O

Hydro · « **Reply #3713 on:** February 02, 2011, 07:54:50 PM »

Quote from: freeziez on February 02, 2011, 04:07:26 PM

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YES

Pwnator · « **Reply #3714 on:** February 03, 2011, 03:50:14 AM »

The headline sucks. Really. It blows.

Hydro · « **Reply #3715 on:** February 03, 2011, 07:47:12 AM »

ololololololololo

Naryar · « **Reply #3716 on:** February 03, 2011, 08:26:10 AM »

Quote from: Pwnator on February 03, 2011, 03:50:14 AM

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The headline sucks. Really. It blows.

I see what you did there...

Is it Incredibly Lame Pun week ?

Sparkey98 · « **Reply #3717 on:** February 03, 2011, 01:15:54 PM »

Quote from: Avalanche on February 03, 2011, 10:15:01 AM

I cant control myself on GTM due to my aspergers syndrome.i might.

GoldenFox93 · « **Reply #3718 on:** February 03, 2011, 01:18:30 PM »

Quote from: Sypher878 on February 03, 2011, 01:15:54 PM

Quote from: Avalanche on February 03, 2011, 10:15:01 AM
I cant control myself on GTM due to my aspergers syndrome.i might.

You know, it's so annoying when he blames it on his Aspergers'. I have it too, and you don't see me acting like an idiot because of it!

Vertigo · « **Reply #3719 on:** February 03, 2011, 01:34:36 PM »

Quote from: GoldenFox93 on February 03, 2011, 01:18:30 PM

Quote from: Sypher878 on February 03, 2011, 01:15:54 PM
Quote from: Avalanche on February 03, 2011, 10:15:01 AM
I cant control myself on GTM due to my aspergers syndrome.i might.
You know, it's so annoying when he blames it on his Aspergers'. I have it too, and you don't see me acting like an idiot because of it!

He doesn't anymore :P

Hang on, is he actually banned from here, or is it just that he's fed up with us now?