N00B WARZ V *Signups are closed! Bugger off.*

[cephalopod]

I've never seen so many tryhard 'bad' robots and it pains me
I'm gonna do a MW version of that pink thing I sent into an old N00b Warz because it's the only old stock bot I remember having.

[Silverfish]

in previous n00b warz it was illegal to submit bots that were not either the actual bot file of your old bot or an (attempted) exact replica you made of said bot. people that sent in just "lol random n00by bot i just made!!!" were rejected.

Problem: I only remember two of my stock bots: one i can barely remember, and the other is a popup that would probably be viewed as too good. :P

[090901]

in previous n00b warz it was illegal to submit bots that were not either the actual bot file of your old bot or an (attempted) exact replica you made of said bot. people that sent in just "lol random n00by bot i just made!!!" were rejected.

Problem: I only remember two of my stock bots: one i can barely remember, and the other is a popup that would probably be viewed as too good. :P

cmon guys let em enter the popup but with just one pink as power

[Badnik96]

I've never seen so many tryhard 'bad' robots and it pains me
I'm gonna do a MW version of that pink thing I sent into an old N00b Warz because it's the only old stock bot I remember having.

MR SPINNY DISC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[Naryar]

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Here is my new and worse bot

ghey crawlers

[Conraaa]

Updated the first post with Reier's post that summed it up perfectly.

Remember we're not just making bad robots and watching them fight, we have Britbongs vs Amerifats for that. We're submitting robots we made long ago when we didn't know how to build and laughing at them. Trying to make a new robot that's bad enough to be accepted, but good enough to do well really goes against the spirit of the thing. If I catch anyone doing this, I will have you executed by the fun police.

[Silverfish]

in previous n00b warz it was illegal to submit bots that were not either the actual bot file of your old bot or an (attempted) exact replica you made of said bot. people that sent in just "lol random n00by bot i just made!!!" were rejected.

Problem: I only remember two of my stock bots: one i can barely remember, and the other is a popup that would probably be viewed as too good. :P

cmon guys let em enter the popup but with just one pink as power

Even if I could enter with a new bot, which I guess is up to Conraa, it would be the one I posted in the showcase.

[Squirrel_Monkey]

N00b Warz 4 splash

I'm still annoyed at this one.
IIRC Reier mixed my bot up with Jonzu's, then I ended up in an arena which my bot couldn't even move in.
Never did get my grudge match.

[Reier]

look at it this way if you had drawn that arena by chance you would have still lost

[El Chickenado]

Right so I have never played stock, but have made plenty of awful robots from when I started so I will try to make a replica in stock of one of my first bots. Seems like a fun tournament.

[Badnik96]

N00b Warz 4 splash

I'm still annoyed at this one.
IIRC Reier mixed my bot up with Jonzu's, then I ended up in an arena which my bot couldn't even move in.
Never did get my grudge match.

i mean to be fair your bot and jonzu's had two letters of difference name-wise

[Reier]

im actually pretty sure the randomizer drew your robots in the order i recorded the matches in and I actually screwed up on the brackets but i honestly can't remember

[090901]

im actually pretty sure the randomizer drew your robots in the order i recorded the matches in and I actually screwed up on the brackets but i honestly can't remember

but at the end of the day its n00b warz so who really cares

[RpJk]

It's been a long time since I played RA2 Stock. This will be fun.

Also if you think I'll be using my first bot then chances are that ain't happening. Those files along with the laptop itself are probably in a Ghanan electronic trash field. That being said I might remake a flipperbot from 2011.

[Conraaa]

I SAID THIS IS READY FOR SIGNUPS GUYS MOVE IT ALREADY.

[090901]

I SAID THIS IS READY FOR SIGNUPS GUYS MOVE IT ALREADY.

did you try pming someone

[Conraaa]

Yes, I'm not that hopeless 090901.

[Bobyasianboy]

Craig's busy. Just pm him again.

[Naryar]

this is now a signups thread, the rules cannot change.

which is too bad cuz this weight limit is ferociously rustling my jimmies but eh

[cephalopod]

Craig's busy.

This, sorry about that. Completely slipped my mind, chill the hell out :L