Twilight

[GoldenFox93]

As long as I can shower the Outer Hebrides with Agent Orange from a helicopter gunship afterwards, be my guest   >:D
 
"EAT CHEMICAL DEATH, ARSEHOLES"

Nah... just go all out and use strychnine.

Or Napalm. Either way, as long as I'm getting a show.
 
And something else...that custom title...that used to be me.

[Urjak]

And something else...that custom title...that used to be me.

I put it their just annoy give you incentive. :P

[GoldenFox93]

Well, I've been trying and trying to get it back lately, but apparently, that filthy little ghost whore Pinky objects to it   P:

[Naryar]

Sigh.

Why care ? Why trying to appear like a tough guy by whacking acceptable targets ?

They have their silly fad, we disagree, so what ?

[GoldenFox93]

If by acceptable targets you mean filthy little ghost whores that molest yellow dots, I think I'm perfectly entitled to eat them.

[Urjak]

I think he was talking about the twilight fanatics.

[Scorpion]

Same thing ;P
Oh, wait...

[Sparkey98]

I watched Twilight yesterday. I cried after finishing it.

I don't blame you.
 
I think, rather than watch it again, I'd get more enjoyment out of sawing my penis off with a rusted bread knife.

Dude. Shut up. You're all taking it to seriously, Twilight isn't a movie to be taken with great seriousness but rather to let it flow through your  mind, and process as you watch it. Everything has a hidden meaning, but you fail to pay attention to notice it. Twilight is a great work of paranormal literature and the whole series needs a section in the literature hall of fame. The way bella gains unexplainable invinibility, the way that vampires get there power from lightning strikes are all clever examples of fine arts and written culture, not to mention the amazing moments of surprise such as when edward goes into the sunlight. Everyone expects a disqusting creature of distent, but instead he sparkles, symbolising that he, as a vampire, must reflect everything around him and cannot exept a normal life because it will go on without him, because he no longer ages. He must reflect, like the light glistening off of his skin.

[G.K.]

LOL

[Enigm@]

I watched Twilight yesterday. I cried after finishing it.

I don't blame you.
 
I think, rather than watch it again, I'd get more enjoyment out of sawing my penis off with a rusted bread knife.

Dude. Shut up. You're all taking it to seriously, Twilight isn't a movie to be taken with great seriousness but rather to let it flow through your  mind, and process as you watch it. Everything has a hidden meaning, but you fail to pay attention to notice it. Twilight is a great work of paranormal literature and the whole series needs a section in the literature hall of fame. The way bella gains unexplainable invinibility, the way that vampires get there power from lightning strikes are all clever examples of fine arts and written culture, not to mention the amazing moments of surprise such as when edward goes into the sunlight. Everyone expects a disqusting creature of distent, but instead he sparkles, symbolising that he, as a vampire, must reflect everything around him and cannot exept a normal life because it will go on without him, because he no longer ages. He must reflect, like the light glistening off of his skin.

Fail troll is fail.

[Scorpion]

It was satirical Enigma...

[Enigm@]

It was satirical Enigma...

I know, I'm just saying that it wasn't funny.

[Scorpion]

It was satirical Enigma...

I know, I'm just saying that it wasn't funny.

If ya think a pun isn't funny, say that it wasn't funny, rather than calling him a fail troll when he wasn't really trolling.

[Enigm@]

It was satirical Enigma...

I know, I'm just saying that it wasn't funny.

If ya think a pun isn't funny, say that it wasn't funny, rather than calling him a fail troll when he wasn't really trolling.

  I probably should have read the full thing should I? :P

[GoldenFox93]

I watched Twilight yesterday. I cried after finishing it.

I don't blame you.
 
I think, rather than watch it again, I'd get more enjoyment out of sawing my penis off with a rusted bread knife.

Dude. Shut up. You're all taking it to seriously, Twilight isn't a movie to be taken with great seriousness but rather to let it flow through your  mind, and process as you watch it. Everything has a hidden meaning, but you fail to pay attention to notice it. Twilight is a great work of paranormal literature and the whole series needs a section in the literature hall of fame. The way bella gains unexplainable invinibility, the way that vampires get there power from lightning strikes are all clever examples of fine arts and written culture, not to mention the amazing moments of surprise such as when edward goes into the sunlight. Everyone expects a disqusting creature of distent, but instead he sparkles, symbolising that he, as a vampire, must reflect everything around him and cannot exept a normal life because it will go on without him, because he no longer ages. He must reflect, like the light glistening off of his skin.

 
Good joke, Sparkles   

[Naryar]

Dude. Shut up. You're all taking it to seriously, Twilight isn't a movie to be taken with great seriousness but rather to let it flow through your  mind, and process as you watch it. Everything has a hidden meaning, but you fail to pay attention to notice it. Twilight is a great work of paranormal literature and the whole series needs a section in the literature hall of fame. The way bella gains unexplainable invinibility, the way that vampires get there power from lightning strikes are all clever examples of fine arts and written culture, not to mention the amazing moments of surprise such as when edward goes into the sunlight. Everyone expects a disqusting creature of distent, but instead he sparkles, symbolising that he, as a vampire, must reflect everything around him and cannot exept a normal life because it will go on without him, because he no longer ages. He must reflect, like the light glistening off of his skin.

wat

[GoldenFox93]

Dude. Shut up. You're all taking it to seriously, Twilight isn't a movie to be taken with great seriousness but rather to let it flow through your  mind, and process as you watch it. Everything has a hidden meaning, but you fail to pay attention to notice it. Twilight is a great work of paranormal literature and the whole series needs a section in the literature hall of fame. The way bella gains unexplainable invinibility, the way that vampires get there power from lightning strikes are all clever examples of fine arts and written culture, not to mention the amazing moments of surprise such as when edward goes into the sunlight. Everyone expects a disqusting creature of distent, but instead he sparkles, symbolising that he, as a vampire, must reflect everything around him and cannot exept a normal life because it will go on without him, because he no longer ages. He must reflect, like the light glistening off of his skin.

wat

It would appear to be a troll trolling trolls, Nary.

[Zog]

Cannibal troll.

[GoldenFox93]

Also, I just heard that a couple of Twitards actually started a religion dedicated to this literary abomination. This was my response-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWaLxFIVX1s&feature=related#

[Zog]

I actually feel the need to go out and kill Stephanie Meyer right now...


I like your Facebook status GF93.