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Title: Twilight
Post by: Serge on February 11, 2010, 06:48:15 PM
I recently watched the first film with a buddy, mainly for the lulz and to see if we can endure it.
We barely could. It was worse than we ever expected (and we didn't expect anything good at all).


Why the heck do people watch this stuff? It was 60% awkward stares and the POWER OF MOTION BLUR HECK YEAH. The acting was absolutely awful. Camera work mainly consisted of shaking and retarded angles. The editing was bad, and I mean it, BAAD. It was so badly cut that some scenes were WAY longer than they should be. The biology classroom scene? Why the heck would you make it so long?


Also, the story? Seriously? I know, it's a movie based off a book, but it made absolutely no sense. The dialog was retarded, with gems like "But I am already dieing!". Teen drama. Also, way to punish the only good character int he movie, the dad. It was the only person I felt bas about when that bitch treated him like this.


I just can't say anything more about this crap. Most of the time my jaw was near the floor, I never expected somebody can even ACCEPT this sort of "movie".




Anyone here seen it? Opinions? We will probably be watching New Moon tomorrow (ogawd), I'll share my thoughts.
Title: Re: Twilight
Post by: Resetti's Replicas on February 11, 2010, 06:53:33 PM
What kind of werewolf takes a vampire's sloppy seconds???
Title: Re: Twilight
Post by: Jack Daniels on February 11, 2010, 07:18:36 PM
Ugh... Serge... why are you punishing yourself?

Ok, when you are done watching those you must cleanse yourself and watch "Battle Royale".  For me mmm'kay?
Title: Re: Twilight
Post by: HurricaneAndrew on February 11, 2010, 07:21:46 PM
Twilight is teh gheyness.
Title: Re: Twilight
Post by: Sage on February 11, 2010, 07:35:18 PM
In Twilight, Vampires = twinkle fairies.
Title: Re: Twilight
Post by: Scrap Daddy on February 11, 2010, 07:45:06 PM
I loved every minute of this movie.
actually ive never seen it :P
Title: Re: Twilight
Post by: JoeBlo on February 11, 2010, 07:51:08 PM
Quote from: Serge on February 11, 2010, 06:48:15 PM
We will probably be watching New Moon tomorrow (ogawd),

??? you only just survived this one and your watching another ?

I personally cant bring myself to watch them :P
Title: Re: Twilight
Post by: The Ounce on February 11, 2010, 07:55:29 PM
My sister watched it last spring on DVD while I was making sushi. Since I was busy at the time it didn't really grab my attention, but I wouldn't have found it interesting anyway.  I haven't heard her opinion though.
Title: Re: Twilight
Post by: Jack Daniels on February 11, 2010, 08:02:07 PM
Quote from: The Ounce on February 11, 2010, 07:55:29 PM
My sister watched it last spring on DVD while I was making sushi. Since I was busy at the time it didn't really grab my attention, but I wouldn't have found it interesting anyway.  I haven't heard her opinion though.

She will most likely tell you that she liked it.  The series is very much aimed at the teen/preteen girl demographic.  This is very obvious in the way that they craft the main male character's personality and such.  Dark, mysterious, has a shell that conveniently breaks apart with the "right" girl.  Etc etc.  Chicks adore the whole thing... because oddly enough, it is what they crave in real life.
Title: Re: Twilight
Post by: Natef on February 11, 2010, 08:10:39 PM
I don't wanna see Twilight for 2 reasons:

1. I think the whole thing is stupid.
2. I would get teased a school if anyone saw me go watch it in theaters.
Title: Re: Twilight
Post by: JoeBlo on February 11, 2010, 08:42:42 PM
Quote from: Jack Daniels on February 11, 2010, 08:02:07 PM
The series is very much aimed at the teen/preteen girl demographic. 

and I think a little older, my sister likes it and she is 23

personally I am glad I dont have a girlfriend while there is all this Twilight love going around otherwise I would probably have to sit through them all and comment positivity on them :P

Edit: Facebook go-ers here is a fan page for you http://www.facebook.com/pages/If-We-All-Die-In-2012-At-Least-The-Twilight-Cast-Dies-With-Us/237687991171?ref=ts  (http://www.facebook.com/pages/If-We-All-Die-In-2012-At-Least-The-Twilight-Cast-Dies-With-Us/237687991171?ref=ts)
Title: Re: Twilight
Post by: frezal on February 12, 2010, 12:17:56 AM
As a huge fan of old horror movies, I cannot condone Twilight. When watching the first flick, Robert Pattinson came off as more creepy than attractive. Maybe the girlies with low self esteem are able to get past the fact that he's an old man who's still in high school and sparkles when exposed to sun, but I can't.


In other news, I added Wolfen to my Netflix queue. Anyone know if that's worth my time? The trailer has me pumped. http://www.youtube.com/watch#v=9CVtWfYOdbg&feature=related
Title: Re: Twilight
Post by: Saint on February 12, 2010, 02:02:32 AM
Guys who like Twilight creep me out, and for some reason they can't figure out why...
Title: Re: Twilight
Post by: Doomkiller on February 12, 2010, 02:13:58 AM
Never watched it. Just doesn't interest me at all.
Title: Re: Twilight
Post by: lloopp D lloopp on February 12, 2010, 09:54:39 AM
I hate the girls who are like,''OMG I HEART EDWRD CUZ HE UNDASTANDS ME !!!"11!!11!!!111!!!!11111one!"!!!!1111"

BTW,actual quote,"How can I love you if I live forever?''
Title: Re: Twilight
Post by: frezal on February 12, 2010, 10:39:23 AM
Quote from: lloopp D lloopp on February 12, 2010, 09:54:39 AM
I hate the girls who are like,''OMG I HEART EDWRD CUZ HE UNDASTANDS ME !!!"11!!11!!!111!!!!11111one!"!!!!1111"

BTW,actual quote,"How can I love you if I live forever?''
If anybody's interested in a good movie about immortals, watch The Highlander. It features Mr. Krabs as the Kurgan.
Title: Re: Twilight
Post by: cephalopod on February 12, 2010, 11:07:20 AM
Twilight is the biggest pile of turd I've ever seen. But I have to endure it due to my girlfriend and her friends. Greeat.

Here are some interesting things to think about
Edward Cullen is a pervert. Discuss.
What happens when she's 'on'? Seem as though he loves blood...
Isn't this whole thing basically necrophilia and bestiality?
Why have they taken 2 of the bands I love (Muse and Paramore) and turned them into teeny bands, where you can't go on a YouTube video without finding 'OMG I LUV TWILITE LOLZ!' or 'TEAM EDWARD YEAH LOL!'
Title: Re: Twilight
Post by: frezal on February 12, 2010, 12:17:24 PM
Quote from: Craaig on February 12, 2010, 11:07:20 AM
Twilight is the biggest pile of turd I've ever seen. But I have to endure it due to my girlfriend and her friends. Greeat.
Whatever gets you action, I suppose.

Quote from: Craaig on February 12, 2010, 11:07:20 AM
Edward Cullen is a pervert. Discuss.
Agreed. He's what, 200 years old? If I were that old, I would not still be going to high school. High school sucks. What sucks even more is Forks, WA. Seriously, there's nothing there.*


But yeah, if he's interested in education, why not hit up a college? Not only are kids of age there, but you can actually learn things. Instead, he's happy to keep relearning the same bullsh** year after year. By the way, isn't he supposed to be a Spaniard? Why with the American accent?

Quote from: Craaig on February 12, 2010, 11:07:20 AM
What happens when she's 'on'? Seem as though he loves blood...
You'd think that would be an issue, but apparently his spidey senses aren't so good.

Quote from: Craaig on February 12, 2010, 11:07:20 AM
Isn't this whole thing basically necrophilia and bestiality?
Sort of. Edwin (I don't care if that's not his name, dammit!) isn't really dead, though. He's "undead". And it would only be bestiality if Pants was "making hanky pank" with Teen Wolf while he was set in wolf-mode.

Quote from: Craaig on February 12, 2010, 11:07:20 AM
Why have they taken 2 of the bands I love (Muse and Paramore) and turned them into teeny bands, where you can't go on a YouTube video without finding 'OMG I LUV TWILITE LOLZ!' or 'TEAM EDWARD YEAH LOL!'
While I don't like how MUSE is being abused by Deviantart girls, it did make that random baseball scene tolerable.


*Note--The high school used in the first film was actually Kalama High School**. My city is about 11 miles north of Kalama. While Kalama doesn't suck as much as Forks, it still sucks. Its main claim to fame is that Elvis Presley ate at one of their restaurants. What's good about Kalama is that it's right on I5, which will take you to Portland, OR in about 30 minutes (whereas it takes me about 40).




**Note 2--They were originally planning on using my former high school as the high school in the movie as it has some kick ass old school architecture. That would have been awful, though. "Yeah, I went to Twilight High..."
Title: Re: Twilight
Post by: Serge on February 12, 2010, 12:23:21 PM
Also, this is how Twilight works (http://theoatmeal.com/story/twilight).
Title: Re: Twilight
Post by: HurricaneAndrew on February 12, 2010, 01:15:10 PM
Quote from: Craaig on February 12, 2010, 11:07:20 AM
What happens when she's 'on'? Seem as though he loves blood...

There is actually a spoof on Youtube that my girlfriend showed me that deals with that issue. Just search "Twilight spoof".
Title: Re: Twilight
Post by: G.K. on February 12, 2010, 02:25:17 PM
Quote from: JoeBlo on February 11, 2010, 08:42:42 PM
personally I am glad I dont have a girlfriend while there is all this Twilight love going around otherwise I would probably have to sit through them all and comment positivity on them :P

QFT
Title: Re: Twilight
Post by: cephalopod on February 12, 2010, 02:47:50 PM
Quote from: G.K. on February 12, 2010, 02:25:17 PM
Quote from: JoeBlo on February 11, 2010, 08:42:42 PM
personally I am glad I dont have a girlfriend while there is all this Twilight love going around otherwise I would probably have to sit through them all and comment positivity on them :P

QFT


My girlfriend knows I despise it. And doesn't mind. Whereas her friends have some kind of death plot for me because of it ¬¬
Title: Re: Twilight
Post by: Serge on February 12, 2010, 02:50:52 PM
I just watched New Moon.



...
Title: Re: Twilight
Post by: frezal on February 12, 2010, 03:03:03 PM
Quote from: Serge on February 12, 2010, 02:50:52 PM
I just watched New Moon.



...
My condolences.
Title: Re: Twilight
Post by: Sage on February 12, 2010, 03:48:40 PM
Quote from: Serge on February 12, 2010, 02:50:52 PM
I just watched New Moon.



...


You must give us your comments!
Title: Re: Twilight
Post by: Pwnator on February 13, 2010, 03:01:57 AM
Quote from: Serge on February 12, 2010, 02:50:52 PM
I just watched New Moon.



...


Glad to see you're still alive! :D
Title: Re: Twilight
Post by: Stagfish on February 13, 2010, 04:36:52 AM
HE SURVIVED!!!!!!!1!1
Title: Re: Twilight
Post by: lloopp D lloopp on February 13, 2010, 06:54:40 AM
We better find out where Mad does therapy.
Title: Re: Twilight
Post by: cephalopod on February 13, 2010, 07:17:17 AM
Quote from: Serge on February 12, 2010, 02:50:52 PM
I just watched New Moon.



...


I hope you're okay, maybe a few bottles of somethin'-or-other will blank out the memories...
Get well soon.
Title: Re: Twilight
Post by: GoldenFox93 on February 13, 2010, 10:13:46 AM
I think Twilight was the show that made Vampires uncool.

I mean, since when did Vampires magically become flying sparkle demons?
Title: Re: Twilight
Post by: frezal on February 13, 2010, 10:19:48 AM
Christopher Lee certainly never sparkled.


(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/9b/Christopher_Lee_2009.jpg/334px-Christopher_Lee_2009.jpg)
Title: Re: Twilight
Post by: Natef on February 13, 2010, 10:40:42 AM
I've heard stories of Twilight fangirls (or 'Twitards', as some call them) beating up other girls who don't like Twilight.

Here's a directory of fangirl attacks:
http://twilightsucks.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=fangirls&action=display&thread=5175
Title: Re: Twilight
Post by: GoldenFox93 on February 13, 2010, 10:48:02 AM
Quote from: Natef on February 13, 2010, 10:40:42 AM
I've heard stories of Twilight fangirls (or 'Twitards', as some call them) beating up other girls who don't like Twilight.

Here's a directory of fangirl attacks:
http://twilightsucks.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=fangirls&action=display&thread=5175 (http://twilightsucks.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=fangirls&action=display&thread=5175)
Wow. Now that's obsession. Why would the Twitards be so obsessed with Sparkly Vampires who fly around making out with one another.
 
I mean for example, I like Cheese and Baked Bean toasties, but I'm not going around attacking people who don't like them.
 
EDIT: And also Nate, congrats on becoming a Super Heavyweight!  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Twilight
Post by: TriTon on February 13, 2010, 04:30:18 PM
Twilight is the worst thing that has ever happened to the universe.
Title: Re: Twilight
Post by: GoldenFox93 on February 14, 2010, 07:12:07 AM
Quote from: TriTon on February 13, 2010, 04:30:18 PM
Twilight is the worst thing that has ever happened to the universe.
Too true.
 
In fact, I'll bet that if the Americans ever catch Bin Laden, they'd torture him by making him watch the film, and read the book. Twice.
Title: Re: Twilight
Post by: cephalopod on February 14, 2010, 07:28:35 AM
Quote from: GoldenFox93 on February 14, 2010, 07:12:07 AM
Quote from: TriTon on February 13, 2010, 04:30:18 PM
Twilight is the worst thing that has ever happened to the universe.
Too true.
 
In fact, I'll bet that if the Americans ever catch Bin Laden, they'd torture him by making him watch just 2 minutes of the film because that's more than enough to make somebody want to die.


Pretty much fixed.
Title: Re: Twilight
Post by: JoeBlo on February 14, 2010, 08:26:29 AM
Quote from: Craaig on February 12, 2010, 02:47:50 PM
My girlfriend knows I despise it. And doesn't mind. Whereas her friends have some kind of death plot for me because of it ¬¬


haha my female friends love it to much to let me live should I express my hatred.. I try to just avoid the subject or make fun of it behind the safety of an IM messenger :P
Title: Re: Twilight
Post by: Stagfish on February 14, 2010, 09:20:36 AM
my sister has read all the books more than 10 times!!! then she wanted me to read them!!

when i said vampire/love story's are crap, she told my mum i had been beating her up
Title: Re: Twilight
Post by: eFFeeMMe on February 14, 2010, 09:26:30 AM
Quote from: Serge on February 11, 2010, 06:48:15 PM
I recently watched the first film with a buddy, mainly for the lulz and to see if we can endure it.
We barely could. It was worse than we ever expected (and we didn't expect anything good at all).
Self-hating buddy here. AND WHAT THE HECK, NO, I loved it. It was a good film. But probably that's just because I'm dumb enough to have laughed whenever we said "bitches" after whatever ominous statement the "characters" had to say. So yeah: bad enough to be a good film =p. New Moon on the other hand...
Title: Re: Twilight
Post by: Serge on February 14, 2010, 09:32:07 AM
Quote from: eFFeeMMe on February 14, 2010, 09:26:30 AM
But probably that's just because I'm dumb enough to have laughed whenever we said "bitches" after whatever ominous statement the "characters" had to say.


"Bitch" was more appropriate, since it was mostly the vampire saying bullsh** to that girl, provided they weren't just staring.


Also,
(http://imgur.com/na5Fc.png)
Title: Re: Twilight
Post by: S.T.C. on February 14, 2010, 09:51:51 AM
Quote from: Serge on February 12, 2010, 02:50:52 PM
I just watched New Moon.



...

You too huh? I saw it too...
 
I'm scarred for life cause of that horrible decision I made,also almost every scene in the movie you're almost always see some shirtless guy =/
Title: Re: Twilight
Post by: Saint on February 14, 2010, 04:04:27 PM
no comment...
Title: Re: Twilight
Post by: TriTon on February 14, 2010, 04:32:01 PM
This is what wanted to do after watching both of them

(https://gametechmods.com/uploads/images/17050wtf.png)
Title: Re: Twilight
Post by: Saint on February 14, 2010, 04:42:13 PM
Hey that looks like me when some one starts talking about justin beiber
Title: Re: Twilight
Post by: Natef on February 14, 2010, 05:12:42 PM
Theres one thing I hate as much as Twilight... The Jonas Brothers!

*Shudders*
Title: Re: Twilight
Post by: Stagfish on February 14, 2010, 05:16:54 PM
Twilight = Turd
Title: Re: Twilight
Post by: Sparkey98 on February 14, 2010, 05:35:48 PM
that's a compliment to it.
Title: Re: Twilight
Post by: RedSawn on February 14, 2010, 05:48:23 PM
Twish**e.

Hopefully it'll sound the same as Twilight to you (relatively) as it does to me.
Title: Re: Twilight
Post by: TriTon on February 14, 2010, 07:38:14 PM
Quote from: Natef on February 14, 2010, 05:12:42 PM
Theres one thing I hate as much as Twilight... The Jonas Brothers!

*Shudders*

I agree.
Title: Re: Twilight
Post by: System32 on February 14, 2010, 08:34:30 PM
I'm glad I have no taste in movies. I just soak it up as a conversation piece. I do get odd looks though, drooling in the cinema half paralyzed...
Title: Re: Twilight
Post by: JoeBlo on February 15, 2010, 07:53:52 AM
Quote from: RedlineM203 on February 14, 2010, 05:48:23 PM
Twish**e.

Hopefully it'll sound the same as Twilight to you (relatively) as it does to me.


hehe nice I got that one sounding ok to me


this thread has so much win for a topic that has so much fail :P
Title: Re: Twilight
Post by: Naryar on February 15, 2010, 08:19:57 AM
Why do you guys even care about that failm ?

Title: Re: Twilight
Post by: JoeBlo on February 15, 2010, 09:01:03 AM
we dont care about it hence the 3 pages of Twilight bashing :P
Title: Re: Twilight
Post by: frezal on February 15, 2010, 07:02:56 PM
Quote from: Naryar on February 15, 2010, 08:19:57 AM
Why do you guys even care about that failm ?
I see what you did there...
Title: Re: Twilight
Post by: Doomkiller on February 16, 2010, 01:37:49 AM
Quote from: System32 on February 14, 2010, 08:34:30 PM
I'm glad I have no taste in movies. I just soak it up as a conversation piece. I do get odd looks though, drooling in the cinema half paralyzed...

*looks at av*
 *gets mental image of weird kid drooling google eyed in the cinema*
 
*Looks oddly at S32*
Title: Re: Twilight
Post by: System32 on February 16, 2010, 08:38:58 AM
Nothing kills brain cells like twilight!
Title: Re: Twilight
Post by: Sage on February 16, 2010, 03:33:56 PM
We should have a Eclipse viewing party, where everyone on GTM goes to watch it at the same time when it comes out..


not.
Title: Re: Twilight
Post by: TriTon on February 16, 2010, 05:33:02 PM
Eclipse comes out in June if i'm right.
Title: Re: Twilight
Post by: Badnik96 on February 16, 2010, 05:37:33 PM
why does this topic even exist??????

GHEYGHEYGHEYGHEYGHEY
Title: Re: Twilight
Post by: System32 on February 16, 2010, 06:32:27 PM
I'll probably have to watch it. GF and all that.

Still, popcorn's awesome.
Title: Re: Twilight
Post by: Sparkey98 on February 16, 2010, 07:06:34 PM
Quote from: Badnik96 on February 16, 2010, 05:37:33 PM
why does this topic even exist??????

GHEYGHEYGHEYGHEYGHEY
GHEYGHEYGHEYGHEY
Title: Re: Twilight
Post by: frezal on February 16, 2010, 08:01:37 PM
Quote from: Badnik96 on February 16, 2010, 05:37:33 PM
why does this topic even exist??????

GHEYGHEYGHEYGHEYGHEY
Why does your face exist? OLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Title: Re: Twilight
Post by: lloopp D lloopp on February 17, 2010, 07:18:47 AM
AW HELL NAW!!!
Title: Re: Twilight
Post by: cephalopod on March 12, 2010, 04:23:36 PM
Oh dear lord no. As if the 'hype' over 'Eclipse' wasn't enough...

http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/upcoming_releases/twilight_actor_wants_to_release_album_in_2011.html
Title: Re: Twilight
Post by: JoeBlo on March 12, 2010, 07:45:16 PM
D: you only have to read the link to know its bad

*backs away slowly*
Title: Re: Twilight
Post by: russian roulette on March 13, 2010, 01:04:18 PM
All I know is they are giving people with farmer tans and spiked hair to be redneck vampires.
Title: Re: Twilight
Post by: Naryar on March 13, 2010, 02:21:57 PM
I am currently reading Edward Cullen's Wikipedia article and dude, what kind of fail vampire is this ?



Title: Re: Twilight
Post by: lloopp D lloopp on March 13, 2010, 02:33:12 PM
Do you have the eye bleach for afterwards Nary?

D:
Title: Re: Twilight
Post by: Naryar on March 13, 2010, 02:35:00 PM
Quote from: lloopp D lloopp on March 13, 2010, 02:33:12 PM
Do you have the eye bleach for afterwards Nary?

D:

I have seen much worse, Paddy. I do not need eye bleach.
Title: Re: Twilight
Post by: lloopp D lloopp on March 13, 2010, 02:40:38 PM
NO WHY U HATIN ON THE IRISH BOYO?

>:^(

Srsly, I cant really imagine much worse than that wiki page, and I've seen the goatse.

*shudders*
Title: Re: Twilight
Post by: Naryar on March 13, 2010, 02:49:47 PM
I am not hating you - you just boldly claim you are Paddy, right ?

Oh and

Quote from:  Encyclopedia Dramatica's Twilight Article
Twilight, Twat-light, The Super Gay Adventures of Sparkles the Vampire, The Worst Book Ever Written or Why Mormons Shouldn't Write Vampire Fiction, along with its cash-cow sequels New Moon, Eclipse, and Breaking Dawn are a four novel long, vampire romance series that appeals to the tiny minds of 16 year old girls and represent in their entirety some of the worst and most **cking abysmal "literature" ever conceived of.

Loled at this one XD
Title: Re: Twilight
Post by: System32 on March 13, 2010, 03:00:42 PM
why da haters be hatin'?
Title: Re: Twilight
Post by: Jack Daniels on April 12, 2010, 08:10:51 PM
Just watched "New moon"

All I am going to say is:

Alice is hot.
Title: Re: Twilight
Post by: Sage on April 12, 2010, 08:19:43 PM
We should have a GTM viewing party when Eclipse comes out. :)
Title: Re: Twilight
Post by: TriTon on April 12, 2010, 08:33:06 PM
I asked a friend about what he thought of Twilight today at school. Before he could even begin speaking, some girl pushed him aside and asked me out...:O
Title: Re: Twilight
Post by: Natef on April 12, 2010, 08:35:17 PM
Wha...?
Title: Re: Twilight
Post by: 090901 on April 12, 2010, 08:36:53 PM
Quote from: Naryar on March 13, 2010, 02:49:47 PM
Quote from:  Encyclopedia Dramatica's Twilight Article
Twilight, Twat-light, The Super Gay Adventures of Sparkles the Vampire, The Worst Book Ever Written or Why Mormons Shouldn't Write Vampire Fiction, along with its cash-cow sequels New Moon, Eclipse, and Breaking Dawn are a four novel long, vampire romance series that appeals to the tiny minds of 16 year old girls and represent in their entirety some of the worst and most **cking abysmal "literature" ever conceived of.
Loled at this one XD
We now know Sparkles is a vampire!
BAN HIM! J/K
Title: Re: Twilight
Post by: TriTon on April 12, 2010, 08:41:08 PM
Quote from: Natef on April 12, 2010, 08:35:17 PM
Wha...?

When she turned away, I backed away slowly...when she turned to look at me, I ran off.
Title: Re: Twilight
Post by: JoeBlo on April 13, 2010, 02:07:37 AM
:O Twilight is the new pick up line ?

sounds like such a great convenience is just asking to be tried out :P

I will just mention Twilight in as many conversations as I can with females and see how many positive responses I get :P
Title: Re: Twilight
Post by: lloopp D lloopp on April 13, 2010, 11:47:29 AM
LOL.

So I could be talking to my friend, and I say "I hate twilight!", but as long as the girl hears "twilight!" she thinks I'm hawt?

O_o

Also, WHY DID YOU BACK AWAY TRITRON?

YOU FOOL!
Title: Re: Twilight
Post by: TriTon on April 13, 2010, 05:36:46 PM
Quote from: lloopp D lloopp on April 13, 2010, 11:47:29 AM
LOL.

So I could be talking to my friend, and I say "I hate twilight!", but as long as the girl hears "twilight!" she thinks I'm hawt?

O_o

Also, WHY DID YOU BACK AWAY TRITON?

YOU FOOL!

Fixed. :)
 
Also, I said no because she was a twitard, and she wasn't very hot. She was hideous.
Title: Re: Twilight
Post by: S.T.C. on April 13, 2010, 11:27:26 PM
Quote from: JoeBlo on April 13, 2010, 02:07:37 AM
:O Twilight is the new pick up line ?

sounds like such a great convenience is just asking to be tried out :P

I will just mention Twilight in as many conversations as I can with females and see how many positive responses I get :P
I had like 3 positive responses in one day when a few girls heard I saw New Moon, but that was it =P
Title: Re: Twilight
Post by: Pwnator on April 13, 2010, 11:41:52 PM
Good thing the girls from our school aren't like that. :P
Title: Re: Twilight
Post by: JoeBlo on April 14, 2010, 12:07:01 AM
Quote from: S.T.C. on April 13, 2010, 11:27:26 PM
I had like 3 positive responses in one day when a few girls heard I saw New Moon, but that was it =P

Im using it in the form of a pick up line to girls.. I will try it all week and post up my results, so we can all now see this highly convenient secret of love XD
Title: Re: Twilight
Post by: frezal on April 14, 2010, 01:56:12 AM
Draw the girls in with Twilight, then make them watch real vampire movies (preferably ones starring either Bella Lugosi or Christopher Lee).
Title: Re: Twilight
Post by: Naryar on April 14, 2010, 02:06:19 AM
Quote from: frezal on April 14, 2010, 01:56:12 AM
Draw the girls in with Twilight, then make them watch real vampire movies (preferably ones starring either Bella Lugosi or Christopher Lee).

Or the original Dracula.
Title: Re: Twilight
Post by: frezal on April 14, 2010, 02:50:31 AM
Quote from: Naryar on April 14, 2010, 02:06:19 AM
Quote from: frezal on April 14, 2010, 01:56:12 AM
Draw the girls in with Twilight, then make them watch real vampire movies (preferably ones starring either Bella Lugosi or Christopher Lee).

Or the original Dracula.
Yeah, Bella Lugosi. (Unless you're talking about Nosferatu.)
Title: Re: Twilight
Post by: Naryar on April 14, 2010, 02:55:13 AM
OK. I don't pay much attention to actors :P

And the original book of course.
Title: Re: Twilight
Post by: Stagfish on April 14, 2010, 01:44:11 PM
The girls at my school have posters of Edward all over there lockers...
Title: Re: Twilight
Post by: frezal on April 14, 2010, 01:46:48 PM
Quote from: Stagfish on April 14, 2010, 01:44:11 PM
The girls at my school have posters of Edward all over there lockers...
Any life-sized cardboard cutouts of the guy?
Title: Re: Twilight
Post by: lloopp D lloopp on April 14, 2010, 02:06:32 PM
If I saw a life sized cut-out of Edward in my school, it would freak me the heck out.

Not just because he fails so much, but because I go to an all-boys school.
Title: Re: Twilight
Post by: Stagfish on April 14, 2010, 02:09:38 PM
ja, one girl does
Title: Re: Twilight
Post by: frezal on April 14, 2010, 02:19:24 PM
Quote from: Stagfish on April 14, 2010, 02:09:38 PM
ja, one girl does
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Title: Re: Twilight
Post by: Sage on April 14, 2010, 03:44:38 PM
Quote from: frezal on April 14, 2010, 01:46:48 PM
Quote from: Stagfish on April 14, 2010, 01:44:11 PM
The girls at my school have posters of Edward all over there lockers...
Any life-sized cardboard cutouts of the guy?

My sister got one. After a few days I stuck it in the shower and "accidentally" turned the water on. She never forgave me.
Title: Re: Twilight
Post by: GoldenFox93 on April 14, 2010, 06:54:17 PM
Quote from: Sage on April 14, 2010, 03:44:38 PM
Quote from: frezal on April 14, 2010, 01:46:48 PM
Quote from: Stagfish on April 14, 2010, 01:44:11 PM
The girls at my school have posters of Edward all over there lockers...
Any life-sized cardboard cutouts of the guy?

My sister got one. After a few days I stuck it in the shower and "accidentally" turned the water on. She never forgave me.
Nice one Sage! :evilsmile:
Title: Re: Twilight
Post by: JoeBlo on April 14, 2010, 07:53:55 PM
Quote from: Sage on April 14, 2010, 03:44:38 PM
My sister got one. After a few days I stuck it in the shower and "accidentally" turned the water on. She never forgave me.

she will thank you later when she finds a real boyfriend :P
Title: Re: Twilight
Post by: Pwnator on April 14, 2010, 08:27:31 PM
Hahahaha I remember one time when a girl bought one of the books and burned it right in front of her friends. Everyone applauded. XD
Title: Re: Twilight
Post by: DuckRA2 on April 21, 2010, 11:41:37 PM
whats next franklight? frankinstien romance ftw! why vampires?! Disgusting creeps sucking blood... wierd
Title: Re: Twilight
Post by: System32 on April 22, 2010, 02:16:58 AM
Quote from: Sage on April 14, 2010, 03:44:38 PM

My sister got one. After a few days I stuck it in the shower and "accidentally" turned the water on. She never forgave me.

He stinks at acting.
Title: Re: Twilight
Post by: Jack Daniels on July 05, 2010, 08:49:56 PM
Bump.


Just saw Eclipse tonight and...

Title: Re: Twilight
Post by: SKBT on July 05, 2010, 08:53:39 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4uuGvmAxTI#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4uuGvmAxTI#ws)
Title: Re: Twilight
Post by: Pwnator on July 05, 2010, 11:39:19 PM
Man found dead in seat in New Zealand cinema after screening of ‘Twilight: Eclipse’ (http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10656817)
Title: Re: Twilight
Post by: GoldenFox93 on September 04, 2010, 03:37:39 PM
BUMP

And because of the Twilight movies, I found myself downloading Castlevania on the Wii Virtual Console.

I like to pretend the Vampires are the crap sparkly ones.
Title: Re: Twilight
Post by: S.T.C. on September 13, 2010, 05:45:09 AM
Quote from: Pwnator on July 05, 2010, 11:39:19 PM
Man found dead in seat in New Zealand cinema after screening of ‘Twilight: Eclipse’ (http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10656817)
I guess he just couldn't stand watching a movie full of so much fail...
Title: Re: Twilight
Post by: Scorpion on September 13, 2010, 01:44:40 PM
Yeah, i watched one of these for the lulz, but it ended up hurting more than anything.
I went home and watched bad lieutenant and a clockwork orange which promptly erased this movie from my memory.
Title: Re: Twilight
Post by: Badnik96 on September 13, 2010, 07:03:13 PM
LOL @ PWN
Title: Re: Twilight
Post by: GroudonRobotWars on December 07, 2010, 07:36:15 PM
BUMP.

The first twilight was the worst, two and three were fine.

But these were funnier =P

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIs806nrKI4#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIs806nrKI4#ws)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fT8aC_T9-Hw#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fT8aC_T9-Hw#ws)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CETo6PvEPE0#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CETo6PvEPE0#ws)

And Vampire's Suck were very funny
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksJvEH-R_ew#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksJvEH-R_ew#ws)
Title: Re: Twilight
Post by: Sparkey98 on December 07, 2010, 08:36:20 PM
Quote from: SKBT on July 05, 2010, 08:53:39 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4uuGvmAxTI#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4uuGvmAxTI#ws)

That has to be the oatmeal in disguise
Title: Re: Twilight
Post by: SpyGuy on December 09, 2010, 08:52:34 PM
Quote from: Serge on February 11, 2010, 06:48:15 PM
I recently watched the first film with a buddy, mainly for the lulz and to see if we can endure it.
We barely could. It was worse than we ever expected (and we didn't expect anything good at all).

Anyone here seen it? Opinions? We will probably be watching New Moon tomorrow (ogawd), I'll share my thoughts.

 My sympathies.  May I suggest you watch these movies with a fifth of Jack Daniels or tequila nearby?  After you work your way through the bottle, you won't care much about the movie anymore ...

 
Quote from: HurricaneAndrew on February 11, 2010, 07:21:46 PM
Twilight is teh gheyness.

So, in other words, Twilight the Movie enjoys having sex with other movies of the same gender? ....  Why didn't you just call it "stupid" and leave it at that?

Quote from: TriTon on February 13, 2010, 04:30:18 PM
Twilight is the worst thing that has ever happened to the universe.

Word.  'Nuff said.
Title: Re: Twilight
Post by: NFX on December 10, 2010, 10:55:08 AM
I have enough sense to have never watched Twilight, or read the books. I also note that the link between Twilight and turds has been made. I present you with a solution:
 
(http://fortressofeden.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/toilight-paper-macro.jpg)
Title: Re: Twilight
Post by: Scorpion on December 10, 2010, 11:23:25 AM
That is indeed win!
And yeah, these films suck.
And vampires suck will suck aswell.
Title: Re: Twilight
Post by: powerrave on December 10, 2010, 12:05:32 PM
they ruin the vampires with their BS. in the old days, vampires used to be awesome.
Title: Re: Twilight
Post by: GoldenFox93 on December 10, 2010, 12:54:57 PM
NIKKI REED
Knock it off, dad. So, Kristen, there must be something really special about you for Robert to take such a liking to you and risk the lives of his entire family. Tell us about yourself.

KRISTEN STEWART
Me? Oh, no. I’m just a hollow placeholder for all of the teenage girls in the audience to project their personalities onto. I have none of my own whatsoever.
Extract from the Abridged Script for the movie
Title: Re: Twilight
Post by: Scorpion on December 10, 2010, 01:29:34 PM
lol, twilight the abridged series? *goes to email little kuriboh*
Title: Re: Twilight
Post by: Naryar on December 10, 2010, 09:34:27 PM
Vampires are so very much overused anyways.

Half-dragons and genasi (half-elementals) are much more cooler, plus they don't have that silly weakness to sunlight.
Title: Re: Twilight
Post by: JoeBlo on December 11, 2010, 03:31:39 AM
sunlight is a pretty crappy weakness IMO :P
Title: Re: Twilight
Post by: Pwnator on December 11, 2010, 04:21:27 AM
Quote from: JoeBlo on December 11, 2010, 03:31:39 AM
sunlight is a pretty crappy weakness IMO :P

Back then, sunlight was probably the only way to balance the vampires. If you take a look at Stoker's Dracula, it's pretty much like a 36HS and the only way to make it fair for others is to give it exposed top and underside.
Title: Re: Twilight
Post by: Pwnator on December 11, 2010, 06:28:45 AM
Quote from: Naryar on December 11, 2010, 05:53:27 AM
Edit: And what do you mean pwn ? The only way to beat him was to get on top or let him get on top ? :O

Whoops. Semi-proper analogy, totally improper wording. :P

But yeah. At first glance, you'll go "OH MY GOD IT'S DRACULA", but you'll notice the weaknesses later on.

NOT LIKE "O HAI I LIKE TO DRINK TEA WITH SOME BITCH'S USED TAMPONS AS MY TEABAGS".
Title: Re: Twilight
Post by: GoldenFox93 on December 11, 2010, 06:30:46 AM
Quote from: Pwnator on December 11, 2010, 06:28:45 AM
Quote from: Naryar on December 11, 2010, 05:53:27 AM
Edit: And what do you mean pwn ? The only way to beat him was to get on top or let him get on top ? :O

Whoops. Semi-proper analogy, totally improper wording. :P

But yeah. At first glance, you'll go "OH MY GOD IT'S DRACULA", but you'll notice the weaknesses later on.

NOT LIKE "O HAI I LIKE TO DRINK TEA WITH SOME BITCH'S USED TAMPONS AS MY TEABAGS".
Ew.
 
And then that Meyer joker also has the nerve to make her Mary-Sue "Vampires" invincible to the other traditional Vampire weaknesses, such as Garlic, Stakes, Holy Water and Silver Bullets/Knives.
Title: Re: Twilight
Post by: Enigm@ on December 11, 2010, 08:35:09 AM
I watched Twilight yesterday. I cried after finishing it.
Title: Re: Twilight
Post by: GoldenFox93 on December 11, 2010, 08:38:18 AM
Quote from: Enigma on December 11, 2010, 08:35:09 AM
I watched Twilight yesterday. I cried after finishing it.
I don't blame you.
 
I think, rather than watch it again, I'd get more enjoyment out of sawing my penis off with a rusted bread knife.
Title: Re: Twilight
Post by: Enigm@ on December 11, 2010, 08:49:22 AM
I'm watching a pirated version of New Moon right now. I feel like killing myself from the bad acting.
Title: Re: Twilight
Post by: Scorpion on December 11, 2010, 12:35:41 PM
Meh, the reason why twilight's so popular is because the general public are idiots.
That's also why the majority of pop-culture nowadays is moronic, degrading rubbish.
Title: Re: Twilight
Post by: GoldenFox93 on December 11, 2010, 12:55:52 PM
Quote from: Scorpion on December 11, 2010, 12:35:41 PM
Meh, the reason why twilight's so popular is because the general public are idiots.
That's also why the majority of pop-culture nowadays is moronic, degrading rubbish.
Quoted for truth. If a man had written it, it would have been denounced as Misognystic trash a long time ago. However, seeing as a woman wrote it, all the parents are gushing that "It's gotten my little princess reading".
 
I mean, really? That's the only standard of literature nowadays? To get little Snotly Junior reading, regardless of content?
Title: Re: Twilight
Post by: NFX on December 11, 2010, 04:17:20 PM
Quote from: GoldenFox93 on December 11, 2010, 12:55:52 PM
Quote from: Scorpion on December 11, 2010, 12:35:41 PM
Meh, the reason why twilight's so popular is because the general public are idiots.
That's also why the majority of pop-culture nowadays is moronic, degrading rubbish.
Quoted for truth. If a man had written it, it would have been denounced as Misognystic trash a long time ago. However, seeing as a woman wrote it, all the parents are gushing that "It's gotten my little princess reading".
 
I mean, really? That's the only standard of literature nowadays? To get little Snotly Junior reading, regardless of content?

I would love if that were true. We could buy them all a copy of How To Be A Pedophile from Amazon.com. "Oh, it's gotten my child reading. It's also gotten them to rape the neighbour's child."
Title: Re: Twilight
Post by: CaptainUseless on December 14, 2010, 10:18:41 AM
The series is horrific. It supports paedophilia, necrophilia and bestiality.
Title: Re: Twilight
Post by: Stagfish on December 14, 2010, 02:15:47 PM
Maybe this was what they planned, make a crappy film that most people will hate while a certain few will rave over = A well talked about film.
Title: Re: Twilight
Post by: NFX on December 14, 2010, 02:18:24 PM
You think they were following the "any publicity is good publicity" rule? It does have an incredibly narrow audience, but the audience happens to be excellent at whining to their parents.
Title: Re: Twilight
Post by: Enigm@ on December 18, 2010, 02:01:39 AM
I think I hate Twilight as much as I hate my old Windows 98 Desktop that's only living because Allah wills it for some reason unknown to me. I only use it for testing stuff out. Actually, I think I hate it more than Vista too.
Title: Re: Twilight
Post by: Stagfish on December 18, 2010, 06:29:52 AM
I like vista more than XP.
Title: Re: Twilight
Post by: Naryar on December 21, 2010, 06:52:30 AM
Really I don't think i feel hate towards this. Spite, yes, because it looks really silly, but apart from that...
Title: Re: Twilight
Post by: Pwnator on December 21, 2010, 07:51:01 AM
Quote from: Naryar on December 21, 2010, 06:52:30 AM
Really I don't think i feel hate towards this. Spite, yes, because it looks really silly, but apart from that...

Spite towards the book, but yes, no hate. What I truly hate though, are the fans. They are all "U H8 IT BCUZ U CNT UNDRSTAND ITS DEEPNESS SO GO BACK TO UR LOWLY HRRY POTTER STUFFS BECAUSE U DNT DESERVE THE TRU WORK OF ART THAT IS TWILIGHT".

And these are among us. And they procreate. And they vote. And they will inherit the world sooner or later.
Title: Re: Twilight
Post by: G.K. on December 21, 2010, 08:01:25 AM
Quote from: Pwnator on December 21, 2010, 07:51:01 AM
Quote from: Naryar on December 21, 2010, 06:52:30 AM
Really I don't think i feel hate towards this. Spite, yes, because it looks really silly, but apart from that...

Spite towards the book, but yes, no hate. What I truly hate though, are the fans. They are all "U H8 IT BCUZ U CNT UNDRSTAND ITS DEEPNESS SO GO BACK TO UR LOWLY HRRY POTTER STUFFS BECAUSE U DNT DESERVE THE TRU WORK OF ART THAT IS TWILIGHT".

And these are among us. And they procreate. And they vote. And they will inherit the world sooner or later.

^^This^^
Title: Re: Twilight
Post by: Naryar on December 21, 2010, 08:03:24 AM
Quote from: Pwnator on December 21, 2010, 07:51:01 AM
Quote from: Naryar on December 21, 2010, 06:52:30 AM
Really I don't think i feel hate towards this. Spite, yes, because it looks really silly, but apart from that...

Spite towards the book, but yes, no hate. What I truly hate though, are the fans. They are all "U H8 IT BCUZ U CNT UNDRSTAND ITS DEEPNESS SO GO BACK TO UR LOWLY HRRY POTTER STUFFS BECAUSE U DNT DESERVE THE TRU WORK OF ART THAT IS TWILIGHT".

And these are among us. And they procreate. And they vote. And they will inherit the world sooner or later.

No need to hate. It's natural for kids to be ignorant/emotional after all :P

Hopefully by that time they will have grown up and stop liking Twilight maybe ?
Title: Re: Twilight
Post by: Pwnator on December 21, 2010, 08:07:01 AM
Quote from: Naryar on December 21, 2010, 08:03:24 AM
Quote from: Pwnator on December 21, 2010, 07:51:01 AM
Quote from: Naryar on December 21, 2010, 06:52:30 AM
Really I don't think i feel hate towards this. Spite, yes, because it looks really silly, but apart from that...

Spite towards the book, but yes, no hate. What I truly hate though, are the fans. They are all "U H8 IT BCUZ U CNT UNDRSTAND ITS DEEPNESS SO GO BACK TO UR LOWLY HRRY POTTER STUFFS BECAUSE U DNT DESERVE THE TRU WORK OF ART THAT IS TWILIGHT".

And these are among us. And they procreate. And they vote. And they will inherit the world sooner or later.

No need to hate. It's natural for kids to be ignorant/emotional after all :P

Hopefully by that time they will have grown up and stop liking Twilight maybe ?

Oh, it seems like you haven't seen soccer mom Twitards yet. :P
Title: Re: Twilight
Post by: JoeBlo on December 21, 2010, 09:38:02 AM
can I add the Harry Potter has actually now made wizard's cool unlike twilight making vampires crappy ?

I mean now they blow people up, throw knives and smash things with a sword :P
Title: Re: Twilight
Post by: NFX on December 21, 2010, 09:58:08 AM
Quote from: Pwnator on December 21, 2010, 08:07:01 AM
Quote from: Naryar on December 21, 2010, 08:03:24 AM
Quote from: Pwnator on December 21, 2010, 07:51:01 AM
Quote from: Naryar on December 21, 2010, 06:52:30 AM
Really I don't think i feel hate towards this. Spite, yes, because it looks really silly, but apart from that...

Spite towards the book, but yes, no hate. What I truly hate though, are the fans. They are all "U H8 IT BCUZ U CNT UNDRSTAND ITS DEEPNESS SO GO BACK TO UR LOWLY HRRY POTTER STUFFS BECAUSE U DNT DESERVE THE TRU WORK OF ART THAT IS TWILIGHT".

And these are among us. And they procreate. And they vote. And they will inherit the world sooner or later.

No need to hate. It's natural for kids to be ignorant/emotional after all :P

Hopefully by that time they will have grown up and stop liking Twilight maybe ?

Oh, it seems like you haven't seen soccer mom Twitards yet. :P

I like how you envision the future. We should gather up all the Twitards we have, and deposit them on the Outer Hebrides. Call it the Twilight Zone.
Title: Re: Twilight
Post by: GoldenFox93 on December 21, 2010, 10:15:29 AM
Quote from: NFX on December 21, 2010, 09:58:08 AM
Quote from: Pwnator on December 21, 2010, 08:07:01 AM
Quote from: Naryar on December 21, 2010, 08:03:24 AM
Quote from: Pwnator on December 21, 2010, 07:51:01 AM
Quote from: Naryar on December 21, 2010, 06:52:30 AM
Really I don't think i feel hate towards this. Spite, yes, because it looks really silly, but apart from that...

Spite towards the book, but yes, no hate. What I truly hate though, are the fans. They are all "U H8 IT BCUZ U CNT UNDRSTAND ITS DEEPNESS SO GO BACK TO UR LOWLY HRRY POTTER STUFFS BECAUSE U DNT DESERVE THE TRU WORK OF ART THAT IS TWILIGHT".

And these are among us. And they procreate. And they vote. And they will inherit the world sooner or later.

No need to hate. It's natural for kids to be ignorant/emotional after all :P

Hopefully by that time they will have grown up and stop liking Twilight maybe ?

Oh, it seems like you haven't seen soccer mom Twitards yet. :P

I like how you envision the future. We should gather up all the Twitards we have, and deposit them on the Outer Hebrides. Call it the Twilight Zone.
As long as I can shower the Outer Hebrides with Agent Orange from a helicopter gunship afterwards, be my guest   >:D
 
"EAT CHEMICAL DEATH, ARSEHOLES"
Title: Re: Twilight
Post by: Urjak on December 21, 2010, 10:50:34 AM
Quote from: GoldenFox93 on December 21, 2010, 10:15:29 AM
As long as I can shower the Outer Hebrides with Agent Orange from a helicopter gunship afterwards, be my guest   >:D
 
"EAT CHEMICAL DEATH, ARSEHOLES"


Nah... just go all out and use strychnine.
Title: Re: Twilight
Post by: Zog on December 21, 2010, 10:51:22 AM
I saw the first 20 mins of the first Twish**e. I had to go to the doctor. - I had Swine Flu.

I completely agree with Pwn, though. The films themselves a plausible, but its the fans which are the worst.

If we hate Twish**e, they start trying to kill us. Badly.
Title: Re: Twilight
Post by: GoldenFox93 on December 21, 2010, 10:54:54 AM
Quote from: Urjak on December 21, 2010, 10:50:34 AM
Quote from: GoldenFox93 on December 21, 2010, 10:15:29 AM
As long as I can shower the Outer Hebrides with Agent Orange from a helicopter gunship afterwards, be my guest   >:D
 
"EAT CHEMICAL DEATH, ARSEHOLES"


Nah... just go all out and use strychnine.
Or Napalm. Either way, as long as I'm getting a show.
 
And something else...that custom title...that used to be me.
Title: Re: Twilight
Post by: Urjak on December 21, 2010, 11:39:21 AM
Quote from: GoldenFox93 on December 21, 2010, 10:54:54 AM
And something else...that custom title...that used to be me.


I put it their just annoy give you incentive. :P
Title: Re: Twilight
Post by: GoldenFox93 on December 21, 2010, 11:42:31 AM
Well, I've been trying and trying to get it back lately, but apparently, that filthy little ghost whore Pinky objects to it   P:
Title: Re: Twilight
Post by: Naryar on December 21, 2010, 12:34:51 PM
Sigh.

Why care ? Why trying to appear like a tough guy by whacking acceptable targets ?

They have their silly fad, we disagree, so what ?
Title: Re: Twilight
Post by: GoldenFox93 on December 21, 2010, 12:37:22 PM
If by acceptable targets you mean filthy little ghost whores that molest yellow dots, I think I'm perfectly entitled to eat them.
Title: Re: Twilight
Post by: Urjak on December 21, 2010, 01:03:03 PM
I think he was talking about the twilight fanatics.
Title: Re: Twilight
Post by: Scorpion on December 22, 2010, 03:36:26 AM
Same thing ;P
Oh, wait...
Title: Re: Twilight
Post by: Sparkey98 on December 22, 2010, 04:15:39 AM
Quote from: GoldenFox93 on December 11, 2010, 08:38:18 AM
Quote from: Enigma on December 11, 2010, 08:35:09 AM
I watched Twilight yesterday. I cried after finishing it.
I don't blame you.
 
I think, rather than watch it again, I'd get more enjoyment out of sawing my penis off with a rusted bread knife.

Dude. Shut up. You're all taking it to seriously, Twilight isn't a movie to be taken with great seriousness but rather to let it flow through your  mind, and process as you watch it. Everything has a hidden meaning, but you fail to pay attention to notice it. Twilight is a great work of paranormal literature and the whole series needs a section in the literature hall of fame. The way bella gains unexplainable invinibility, the way that vampires get there power from lightning strikes are all clever examples of fine arts and written culture, not to mention the amazing moments of surprise such as when edward goes into the sunlight. Everyone expects a disqusting creature of distent, but instead he sparkles, symbolising that he, as a vampire, must reflect everything around him and cannot exept a normal life because it will go on without him, because he no longer ages. He must reflect, like the light glistening off of his skin.


Title: Re: Twilight
Post by: G.K. on December 22, 2010, 04:32:34 AM
LOL
Title: Re: Twilight
Post by: Enigm@ on December 22, 2010, 06:51:08 AM
Quote from: Sypher878 on December 22, 2010, 04:15:39 AM
Quote from: GoldenFox93 on December 11, 2010, 08:38:18 AM
Quote from: Enigma on December 11, 2010, 08:35:09 AM
I watched Twilight yesterday. I cried after finishing it.
I don't blame you.
 
I think, rather than watch it again, I'd get more enjoyment out of sawing my penis off with a rusted bread knife.

Dude. Shut up. You're all taking it to seriously, Twilight isn't a movie to be taken with great seriousness but rather to let it flow through your  mind, and process as you watch it. Everything has a hidden meaning, but you fail to pay attention to notice it. Twilight is a great work of paranormal literature and the whole series needs a section in the literature hall of fame. The way bella gains unexplainable invinibility, the way that vampires get there power from lightning strikes are all clever examples of fine arts and written culture, not to mention the amazing moments of surprise such as when edward goes into the sunlight. Everyone expects a disqusting creature of distent, but instead he sparkles, symbolising that he, as a vampire, must reflect everything around him and cannot exept a normal life because it will go on without him, because he no longer ages. He must reflect, like the light glistening off of his skin.


Fail troll is fail.
Title: Re: Twilight
Post by: Scorpion on December 22, 2010, 07:00:56 AM
It was satirical Enigma...
Title: Re: Twilight
Post by: Enigm@ on December 22, 2010, 07:08:17 AM
Quote from: Scorpion on December 22, 2010, 07:00:56 AM
It was satirical Enigma...
I know, I'm just saying that it wasn't funny.
Title: Re: Twilight
Post by: Scorpion on December 22, 2010, 07:13:44 AM
Quote from: Enigma on December 22, 2010, 07:08:17 AM
Quote from: Scorpion on December 22, 2010, 07:00:56 AM
It was satirical Enigma...
I know, I'm just saying that it wasn't funny.
If ya think a pun isn't funny, say that it wasn't funny, rather than calling him a fail troll when he wasn't really trolling.
Title: Re: Twilight
Post by: Enigm@ on December 22, 2010, 07:17:29 AM
Quote from: Scorpion on December 22, 2010, 07:13:44 AM
Quote from: Enigma on December 22, 2010, 07:08:17 AM
Quote from: Scorpion on December 22, 2010, 07:00:56 AM
It was satirical Enigma...
I know, I'm just saying that it wasn't funny.
If ya think a pun isn't funny, say that it wasn't funny, rather than calling him a fail troll when he wasn't really trolling.
  I probably should have read the full thing should I? :P
Title: Re: Twilight
Post by: GoldenFox93 on December 22, 2010, 08:48:54 AM
Quote from: Sypher878 on December 22, 2010, 04:15:39 AM
Quote from: GoldenFox93 on December 11, 2010, 08:38:18 AM
Quote from: Enigma on December 11, 2010, 08:35:09 AM
I watched Twilight yesterday. I cried after finishing it.
I don't blame you.
 
I think, rather than watch it again, I'd get more enjoyment out of sawing my penis off with a rusted bread knife.

Dude. Shut up. You're all taking it to seriously, Twilight isn't a movie to be taken with great seriousness but rather to let it flow through your  mind, and process as you watch it. Everything has a hidden meaning, but you fail to pay attention to notice it. Twilight is a great work of paranormal literature and the whole series needs a section in the literature hall of fame. The way bella gains unexplainable invinibility, the way that vampires get there power from lightning strikes are all clever examples of fine arts and written culture, not to mention the amazing moments of surprise such as when edward goes into the sunlight. Everyone expects a disqusting creature of distent, but instead he sparkles, symbolising that he, as a vampire, must reflect everything around him and cannot exept a normal life because it will go on without him, because he no longer ages. He must reflect, like the light glistening off of his skin.


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Good joke, Sparkles   :trollface
Title: Re: Twilight
Post by: Naryar on December 22, 2010, 11:24:24 AM
Quote from: Sypher878 on December 22, 2010, 04:15:39 AM

Dude. Shut up. You're all taking it to seriously, Twilight isn't a movie to be taken with great seriousness but rather to let it flow through your  mind, and process as you watch it. Everything has a hidden meaning, but you fail to pay attention to notice it. Twilight is a great work of paranormal literature and the whole series needs a section in the literature hall of fame. The way bella gains unexplainable invinibility, the way that vampires get there power from lightning strikes are all clever examples of fine arts and written culture, not to mention the amazing moments of surprise such as when edward goes into the sunlight. Everyone expects a disqusting creature of distent, but instead he sparkles, symbolising that he, as a vampire, must reflect everything around him and cannot exept a normal life because it will go on without him, because he no longer ages. He must reflect, like the light glistening off of his skin.

wat
Title: Re: Twilight
Post by: GoldenFox93 on December 22, 2010, 11:28:06 AM
Quote from: Naryar on December 22, 2010, 11:24:24 AM
Quote from: Sypher878 on December 22, 2010, 04:15:39 AM

Dude. Shut up. You're all taking it to seriously, Twilight isn't a movie to be taken with great seriousness but rather to let it flow through your  mind, and process as you watch it. Everything has a hidden meaning, but you fail to pay attention to notice it. Twilight is a great work of paranormal literature and the whole series needs a section in the literature hall of fame. The way bella gains unexplainable invinibility, the way that vampires get there power from lightning strikes are all clever examples of fine arts and written culture, not to mention the amazing moments of surprise such as when edward goes into the sunlight. Everyone expects a disqusting creature of distent, but instead he sparkles, symbolising that he, as a vampire, must reflect everything around him and cannot exept a normal life because it will go on without him, because he no longer ages. He must reflect, like the light glistening off of his skin.

wat
It would appear to be a troll trolling trolls, Nary.
Title: Re: Twilight
Post by: Zog on December 24, 2010, 06:03:31 AM
Cannibal troll.
Title: Re: Twilight
Post by: GoldenFox93 on December 30, 2010, 10:17:33 AM
Also, I just heard that a couple of Twitards actually started a religion dedicated to this literary abomination. This was my response-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWaLxFIVX1s&feature=related# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWaLxFIVX1s&feature=related#)
Title: Re: Twilight
Post by: Zog on December 30, 2010, 10:46:34 AM
I actually feel the need to go out and kill Stephanie Meyer right now...


I like your Facebook status GF93.
Title: Re: Twilight
Post by: GoldenFox93 on December 30, 2010, 10:53:45 AM
Quote from: Zog on December 30, 2010, 10:46:34 AM
I like your Facebook status GF93.
Thanks! Maybe I'll convert the Crossbow to fire silver-tipped oak stakes that have been treated in Holy Water   :gunz:
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