Twilight

[G.K.]

personally I am glad I dont have a girlfriend while there is all this Twilight love going around otherwise I would probably have to sit through them all and comment positivity on them :P

QFT

[cephalopod]

personally I am glad I dont have a girlfriend while there is all this Twilight love going around otherwise I would probably have to sit through them all and comment positivity on them :P

QFT

My girlfriend knows I despise it. And doesn't mind. Whereas her friends have some kind of death plot for me because of it ¬¬

[Serge]

I just watched New Moon.



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[frezal]

I just watched New Moon.



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My condolences.

[Sage]

I just watched New Moon.



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You must give us your comments!

[Pwnator]

I just watched New Moon.



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Glad to see you're still alive! :D

[Stagfish]

HE SURVIVED!!!!!!!1!1

[lloopp D lloopp]

We better find out where Mad does therapy.

[cephalopod]

I just watched New Moon.



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I hope you're okay, maybe a few bottles of somethin'-or-other will blank out the memories...
Get well soon.

[GoldenFox93]

I think Twilight was the show that made Vampires uncool.

I mean, since when did Vampires magically become flying sparkle demons?

[frezal]

Christopher Lee certainly never sparkled.

[Natef]

I've heard stories of Twilight fangirls (or 'Twitards', as some call them) beating up other girls who don't like Twilight.

Here's a directory of fangirl attacks:
http://twilightsucks.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=fangirls&action=display&thread=5175

[GoldenFox93]

I've heard stories of Twilight fangirls (or 'Twitards', as some call them) beating up other girls who don't like Twilight.

Here's a directory of fangirl attacks:
http://twilightsucks.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=fangirls&action=display&thread=5175

Wow. Now that's obsession. Why would the Twitards be so obsessed with Sparkly Vampires who fly around making out with one another.
 
I mean for example, I like Cheese and Baked Bean toasties, but I'm not going around attacking people who don't like them.
 
EDIT: And also Nate, congrats on becoming a Super Heavyweight! 

[TriTon]

Twilight is the worst thing that has ever happened to the universe.

[GoldenFox93]

Twilight is the worst thing that has ever happened to the universe.

Too true.
 
In fact, I'll bet that if the Americans ever catch Bin Laden, they'd torture him by making him watch the film, and read the book. Twice.

[cephalopod]

Twilight is the worst thing that has ever happened to the universe.

Too true.
 
In fact, I'll bet that if the Americans ever catch Bin Laden, they'd torture him by making him watch just 2 minutes of the film because that's more than enough to make somebody want to die.

Pretty much fixed.

[JoeBlo]

My girlfriend knows I despise it. And doesn't mind. Whereas her friends have some kind of death plot for me because of it ¬¬

haha my female friends love it to much to let me live should I express my hatred.. I try to just avoid the subject or make fun of it behind the safety of an IM messenger :P

[Stagfish]

my sister has read all the books more than 10 times!!! then she wanted me to read them!!

when i said vampire/love story's are crap, she told my mum i had been beating her up

[eFFeeMMe]

I recently watched the first film with a buddy, mainly for the lulz and to see if we can endure it.
We barely could. It was worse than we ever expected (and we didn't expect anything good at all).

Self-hating buddy here. AND WHAT THE HECK, NO, I loved it. It was a good film. But probably that's just because I'm dumb enough to have laughed whenever we said "bitches" after whatever ominous statement the "characters" had to say. So yeah: bad enough to be a good film =p. New Moon on the other hand...

[Serge]

But probably that's just because I'm dumb enough to have laughed whenever we said "bitches" after whatever ominous statement the "characters" had to say.

"Bitch" was more appropriate, since it was mostly the vampire saying bullsh** to that girl, provided they weren't just staring.


Also,