Twilight

[GoldenFox93]

I watched Twilight yesterday. I cried after finishing it.

I don't blame you.
 
I think, rather than watch it again, I'd get more enjoyment out of sawing my penis off with a rusted bread knife.

[Enigm@]

I'm watching a pirated version of New Moon right now. I feel like killing myself from the bad acting.

[Scorpion]

Meh, the reason why twilight's so popular is because the general public are idiots.
That's also why the majority of pop-culture nowadays is moronic, degrading rubbish.

[GoldenFox93]

Meh, the reason why twilight's so popular is because the general public are idiots.
That's also why the majority of pop-culture nowadays is moronic, degrading rubbish.

Quoted for truth. If a man had written it, it would have been denounced as Misognystic trash a long time ago. However, seeing as a woman wrote it, all the parents are gushing that "It's gotten my little princess reading".
 
I mean, really? That's the only standard of literature nowadays? To get little Snotly Junior reading, regardless of content?

[NFX]

Meh, the reason why twilight's so popular is because the general public are idiots.
That's also why the majority of pop-culture nowadays is moronic, degrading rubbish.

Quoted for truth. If a man had written it, it would have been denounced as Misognystic trash a long time ago. However, seeing as a woman wrote it, all the parents are gushing that "It's gotten my little princess reading".
 
I mean, really? That's the only standard of literature nowadays? To get little Snotly Junior reading, regardless of content?

I would love if that were true. We could buy them all a copy of How To Be A Pedophile from Amazon.com. "Oh, it's gotten my child reading. It's also gotten them to rape the neighbour's child."

[CaptainUseless]

The series is horrific. It supports paedophilia, necrophilia and bestiality.

[Stagfish]

Maybe this was what they planned, make a crappy film that most people will hate while a certain few will rave over = A well talked about film.

[NFX]

You think they were following the "any publicity is good publicity" rule? It does have an incredibly narrow audience, but the audience happens to be excellent at whining to their parents.

[Enigm@]

I think I hate Twilight as much as I hate my old Windows 98 Desktop that's only living because Allah wills it for some reason unknown to me. I only use it for testing stuff out. Actually, I think I hate it more than Vista too.

[Stagfish]

I like vista more than XP.

[Naryar]

Really I don't think i feel hate towards this. Spite, yes, because it looks really silly, but apart from that...

[Pwnator]

Really I don't think i feel hate towards this. Spite, yes, because it looks really silly, but apart from that...

Spite towards the book, but yes, no hate. What I truly hate though, are the fans. They are all "U H8 IT BCUZ U CNT UNDRSTAND ITS DEEPNESS SO GO BACK TO UR LOWLY HRRY POTTER STUFFS BECAUSE U DNT DESERVE THE TRU WORK OF ART THAT IS TWILIGHT".

And these are among us. And they procreate. And they vote. And they will inherit the world sooner or later.

[G.K.]

Really I don't think i feel hate towards this. Spite, yes, because it looks really silly, but apart from that...

Spite towards the book, but yes, no hate. What I truly hate though, are the fans. They are all "U H8 IT BCUZ U CNT UNDRSTAND ITS DEEPNESS SO GO BACK TO UR LOWLY HRRY POTTER STUFFS BECAUSE U DNT DESERVE THE TRU WORK OF ART THAT IS TWILIGHT".

And these are among us. And they procreate. And they vote. And they will inherit the world sooner or later.

^^This^^

[Naryar]

Really I don't think i feel hate towards this. Spite, yes, because it looks really silly, but apart from that...

Spite towards the book, but yes, no hate. What I truly hate though, are the fans. They are all "U H8 IT BCUZ U CNT UNDRSTAND ITS DEEPNESS SO GO BACK TO UR LOWLY HRRY POTTER STUFFS BECAUSE U DNT DESERVE THE TRU WORK OF ART THAT IS TWILIGHT".

And these are among us. And they procreate. And they vote. And they will inherit the world sooner or later.

No need to hate. It's natural for kids to be ignorant/emotional after all :P

Hopefully by that time they will have grown up and stop liking Twilight maybe ?

[Pwnator]

Really I don't think i feel hate towards this. Spite, yes, because it looks really silly, but apart from that...

Spite towards the book, but yes, no hate. What I truly hate though, are the fans. They are all "U H8 IT BCUZ U CNT UNDRSTAND ITS DEEPNESS SO GO BACK TO UR LOWLY HRRY POTTER STUFFS BECAUSE U DNT DESERVE THE TRU WORK OF ART THAT IS TWILIGHT".

And these are among us. And they procreate. And they vote. And they will inherit the world sooner or later.

No need to hate. It's natural for kids to be ignorant/emotional after all :P

Hopefully by that time they will have grown up and stop liking Twilight maybe ?

Oh, it seems like you haven't seen soccer mom Twitards yet. :P

[JoeBlo]

can I add the Harry Potter has actually now made wizard's cool unlike twilight making vampires crappy ?

I mean now they blow people up, throw knives and smash things with a sword :P

[NFX]

Really I don't think i feel hate towards this. Spite, yes, because it looks really silly, but apart from that...

Spite towards the book, but yes, no hate. What I truly hate though, are the fans. They are all "U H8 IT BCUZ U CNT UNDRSTAND ITS DEEPNESS SO GO BACK TO UR LOWLY HRRY POTTER STUFFS BECAUSE U DNT DESERVE THE TRU WORK OF ART THAT IS TWILIGHT".

And these are among us. And they procreate. And they vote. And they will inherit the world sooner or later.

No need to hate. It's natural for kids to be ignorant/emotional after all :P

Hopefully by that time they will have grown up and stop liking Twilight maybe ?

Oh, it seems like you haven't seen soccer mom Twitards yet. :P

I like how you envision the future. We should gather up all the Twitards we have, and deposit them on the Outer Hebrides. Call it the Twilight Zone.

[GoldenFox93]

Really I don't think i feel hate towards this. Spite, yes, because it looks really silly, but apart from that...

Spite towards the book, but yes, no hate. What I truly hate though, are the fans. They are all "U H8 IT BCUZ U CNT UNDRSTAND ITS DEEPNESS SO GO BACK TO UR LOWLY HRRY POTTER STUFFS BECAUSE U DNT DESERVE THE TRU WORK OF ART THAT IS TWILIGHT".

And these are among us. And they procreate. And they vote. And they will inherit the world sooner or later.

No need to hate. It's natural for kids to be ignorant/emotional after all :P

Hopefully by that time they will have grown up and stop liking Twilight maybe ?

Oh, it seems like you haven't seen soccer mom Twitards yet. :P

I like how you envision the future. We should gather up all the Twitards we have, and deposit them on the Outer Hebrides. Call it the Twilight Zone.

As long as I can shower the Outer Hebrides with Agent Orange from a helicopter gunship afterwards, be my guest   >:D
 
"EAT CHEMICAL DEATH, ARSEHOLES"

[Urjak]

As long as I can shower the Outer Hebrides with Agent Orange from a helicopter gunship afterwards, be my guest   >:D
 
"EAT CHEMICAL DEATH, ARSEHOLES"

Nah... just go all out and use strychnine.

[Zog]

I saw the first 20 mins of the first Twish**e. I had to go to the doctor. - I had Swine Flu.

I completely agree with Pwn, though. The films themselves a plausible, but its the fans which are the worst.

If we hate Twish**e, they start trying to kill us. Badly.