Author Topic: Twilight (Read 20672 times)

Pwnator · « **Reply #101 on:** July 05, 2010, 11:39:19 PM »

Man found dead in seat in New Zealand cinema after screening of â€˜Twilight: Eclipseâ€™

GoldenFox93 · « **Reply #102 on:** September 04, 2010, 03:37:39 PM »

BUMP

And because of the Twilight movies, I found myself downloading Castlevania on the Wii Virtual Console.

I like to pretend the Vampires are the crap sparkly ones.

S.T.C. · « **Reply #103 on:** September 13, 2010, 05:45:09 AM »

Quote from: Pwnator on July 05, 2010, 11:39:19 PM

Man found dead in seat in New Zealand cinema after screening of â€˜Twilight: Eclipseâ€™

I guess he just couldn't stand watching a movie full of so much fail...

Scorpion · « **Reply #104 on:** September 13, 2010, 01:44:40 PM »

Yeah, i watched one of these for the lulz, but it ended up hurting more than anything.
I went home and watched bad lieutenant and a clockwork orange which promptly erased this movie from my memory.

Badnik96 · « **Reply #105 on:** September 13, 2010, 07:03:13 PM »

LOL @ PWN

GroudonRobotWars · « **Reply #106 on:** December 07, 2010, 07:36:15 PM »

BUMP.

The first twilight was the worst, two and three were fine.

But these were funnier =P

And Vampire's Suck were very funny

Sparkey98 · « **Reply #107 on:** December 07, 2010, 08:36:20 PM »

Quote from: SKBT on July 05, 2010, 08:53:39 PM

That has to be the oatmeal in disguise

SpyGuy · « **Reply #108 on:** December 09, 2010, 08:52:34 PM »

Quote from: Serge on February 11, 2010, 06:48:15 PM

I recently watched the first film with a buddy, mainly for the lulz and to see if we can endure it.
We barely could. It was worse than we ever expected (and we didn't expect anything good at all).

Anyone here seen it? Opinions? We will probably be watching New Moon tomorrow (ogawd), I'll share my thoughts.

My sympathies. May I suggest you watch these movies with a fifth of Jack Daniels or tequila nearby? After you work your way through the bottle, you won't care much about the movie anymore ...

Quote from: HurricaneAndrew on February 11, 2010, 07:21:46 PM

Twilight is teh gheyness.

So, in other words, Twilight the Movie enjoys having sex with other movies of the same gender? .... Why didn't you just call it "stupid" and leave it at that?

Quote from: TriTon on February 13, 2010, 04:30:18 PM

Twilight is the worst thing that has ever happened to the universe.

Word. 'Nuff said.

NFX · « **Reply #109 on:** December 10, 2010, 10:55:08 AM »

I have enough sense to have never watched Twilight, or read the books. I also note that the link between Twilight and turds has been made. I present you with a solution:

Scorpion · « **Reply #110 on:** December 10, 2010, 11:23:25 AM »

That is indeed win!
And yeah, these films suck.
And vampires suck will suck aswell.

powerrave · « **Reply #111 on:** December 10, 2010, 12:05:32 PM »

they ruin the vampires with their BS. in the old days, vampires used to be awesome.

GoldenFox93 · « **Reply #112 on:** December 10, 2010, 12:54:57 PM »

NIKKI REED
Knock it off, dad. So, Kristen, there must be something really special about you for Robert to take such a liking to you and risk the lives of his entire family. Tell us about yourself.

KRISTEN STEWART
Me? Oh, no. I’m just a hollow placeholder for all of the teenage girls in the audience to project their personalities onto. I have none of my own whatsoever.
Extract from the Abridged Script for the movie

Scorpion · « **Reply #113 on:** December 10, 2010, 01:29:34 PM »

lol, twilight the abridged series? *goes to email little kuriboh*

Naryar · « **Reply #114 on:** December 10, 2010, 09:34:27 PM »

Vampires are so very much overused anyways.

Half-dragons and genasi (half-elementals) are much more cooler, plus they don't have that silly weakness to sunlight.

JoeBlo · « **Reply #115 on:** December 11, 2010, 03:31:39 AM »

sunlight is a pretty crappy weakness IMO :P

Pwnator · « **Reply #116 on:** December 11, 2010, 04:21:27 AM »

Quote from: JoeBlo on December 11, 2010, 03:31:39 AM

sunlight is a pretty crappy weakness IMO :P

Back then, sunlight was probably the only way to balance the vampires. If you take a look at Stoker's Dracula, it's pretty much like a 36HS and the only way to make it fair for others is to give it exposed top and underside.

Pwnator · « **Reply #117 on:** December 11, 2010, 06:28:45 AM »

Quote from: Naryar on December 11, 2010, 05:53:27 AM

Edit: And what do you mean pwn ? The only way to beat him was to get on top or let him get on top ? :O

Whoops. Semi-proper analogy, totally improper wording. :P

But yeah. At first glance, you'll go "OH MY GOD IT'S DRACULA", but you'll notice the weaknesses later on.

NOT LIKE "O HAI I LIKE TO DRINK TEA WITH SOME BITCH'S USED TAMPONS AS MY TEABAGS".

GoldenFox93 · « **Reply #118 on:** December 11, 2010, 06:30:46 AM »

Quote from: Pwnator on December 11, 2010, 06:28:45 AM

Quote from: Naryar on December 11, 2010, 05:53:27 AM
Edit: And what do you mean pwn ? The only way to beat him was to get on top or let him get on top ? :O

Whoops. Semi-proper analogy, totally improper wording. :P

But yeah. At first glance, you'll go "OH MY GOD IT'S DRACULA", but you'll notice the weaknesses later on.

NOT LIKE "O HAI I LIKE TO DRINK TEA WITH SOME BITCH'S USED TAMPONS AS MY TEABAGS".

Ew.

And then that Meyer joker also has the nerve to make her Mary-Sue "Vampires" invincible to the other traditional Vampire weaknesses, such as Garlic, Stakes, Holy Water and Silver Bullets/Knives.

Enigm@ · « **Reply #119 on:** December 11, 2010, 08:35:09 AM »

I watched Twilight yesterday. I cried after finishing it.