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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #34660 on: June 22, 2012, 05:51:28 PM »
Hey NFX, guess what?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDmz7K385Qw&feature=g-all-u#ws

:D "TOOCH DAT BOOTY DIRK. UNF. UGGUU."


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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #34661 on: June 22, 2012, 05:58:26 PM »
Hey NFX, guess what?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDmz7K385Qw&feature=g-all-u#ws

:D "TOOCH DAT BOOTY DIRK. UNF. UGGUU."

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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #34662 on: June 22, 2012, 06:10:55 PM »
Hey NFX, guess what?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDmz7K385Qw&feature=g-all-u#ws

:D "TOOCH DAT BOOTY DIRK. UNF. UGGUU."

Imma dosh up yo dingy dong bar dufnog daf auto cerrert.

Sulplice!


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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #34663 on: June 22, 2012, 06:17:52 PM »
Hey NFX, guess what?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDmz7K385Qw&feature=g-all-u#ws

:D "TOOCH DAT BOOTY DIRK. UNF. UGGUU."

Imma dosh up yo dingy dong bar dufnog daf auto cerrert.

Sulplice!

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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #34664 on: June 22, 2012, 06:21:26 PM »


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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #34665 on: June 22, 2012, 06:53:09 PM »
How you make Alarm Clock Pizza is:
Step 1: You buy an alarm clock from the store, and then you have to break it and put it in the sauce.
Step 2: Fold the sauce in 5 slices and put it in the dough.
Step 3: Paint the eggs with a pitcher of a clock showing what time you want to wake up and eat pizza for breakfast.
Step 4: Put the eggs in the dough.
Step 5: Make it flat into a round shape and draw the time you want on it.
Step 6: Put some old steel to prevent other peple from stealing it.
Step 7: Make it flat and cut into 60 slices 1 for each minute in 1 our.
Step 8: Put in the oven set the timer to 30048813.2884 seconds and put the temperature on 'Volcano' setting.
Step 9: If you think it is take to long, then get yor alarm clock and set it to now so that it will ring and you can take it out.
Step 10: Take it out uv the uvin wen it is redy and go to bed. In the morning eat pizza and also eat yor hands bi mistake.

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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #34666 on: June 22, 2012, 07:32:06 PM »
@nate IRL AI possibly?

I don't have a full team, though.

Only 3 bots.

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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #34667 on: June 22, 2012, 08:09:57 PM »
So make 3 more.

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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #34668 on: June 22, 2012, 08:13:54 PM »
I'll try.

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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #34669 on: June 22, 2012, 10:01:19 PM »
When Grandma Goes To Court
 
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Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer.

In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?' She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you'll never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.'

The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?'

She again replied, 'Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a
youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him.'

The defense attorney nearly died.

The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said,
'If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you both to the electric chair.'

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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #34670 on: June 22, 2012, 10:23:07 PM »
When Grandma Goes To Court
 
(Image removed from quote.)
 
Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer.

In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?' She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you'll never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.'

The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?'

She again replied, 'Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a
youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him.'

The defense attorney nearly died.

The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said,
'If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you both to the electric chair.'

This was on 9gag today.

GTM posts jokes before they become lame.
How you make Alarm Clock Pizza is:
Step 1: You buy an alarm clock from the store, and then you have to break it and put it in the sauce.
Step 2: Fold the sauce in 5 slices and put it in the dough.
Step 3: Paint the eggs with a pitcher of a clock showing what time you want to wake up and eat pizza for breakfast.
Step 4: Put the eggs in the dough.
Step 5: Make it flat into a round shape and draw the time you want on it.
Step 6: Put some old steel to prevent other peple from stealing it.
Step 7: Make it flat and cut into 60 slices 1 for each minute in 1 our.
Step 8: Put in the oven set the timer to 30048813.2884 seconds and put the temperature on 'Volcano' setting.
Step 9: If you think it is take to long, then get yor alarm clock and set it to now so that it will ring and you can take it out.
Step 10: Take it out uv the uvin wen it is redy and go to bed. In the morning eat pizza and also eat yor hands bi mistake.

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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #34671 on: June 23, 2012, 07:06:53 AM »
Fact:there is japanese lawyer became famous in means other than lawyer.
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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #34672 on: June 23, 2012, 07:16:17 AM »
Nobody cares.

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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #34673 on: June 23, 2012, 07:22:39 AM »
DayZ is a bitch to install.

And is anyone else watching the Grand Prix Qualifying?
also lol at most toxic guy around calling others out on this sh**
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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #34674 on: June 23, 2012, 07:34:52 AM »
Nobody cares.
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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #34675 on: June 23, 2012, 08:04:51 AM »
Quote from: Fact Core
Spheres going to space are inferior to spheres don't.
find out why I used this quote on youtube

Why?
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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #34676 on: June 23, 2012, 08:06:11 AM »
Nobody cares.
Nobody cared about your harddrive but you still yammered on about it. Stop using double standards

I, personally, am rather interested
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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #34677 on: June 23, 2012, 08:13:37 AM »
Nobody cares.
Nobody cared about your harddrive but you still yammered on about it. Stop using double standards

I, personally, am rather interested
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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #34678 on: June 23, 2012, 08:29:34 AM »
DayZ is a bitch to install.

And is anyone else watching the Grand Prix Qualifying?

I watched it right the way through. Was getting very interesting, up until the last couple of minutes of Q3. Was still interesting, but not quite so much.
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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #34679 on: June 23, 2012, 10:01:17 AM »
Vettel is on pole.

:FFFUUU

Also, I got DayZ working. I am currently on about 4l blood out of 12k and I have a lee-enfield with 2 full mags.
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