Author Topic: SPARKEY Rapping? (Note: I hate rap, did this for lulz) (Read 3420 times)

Sparkey98 · « **on:** February 10, 2011, 01:54:46 PM »

the only thing I'm worryed about is I and me!
SO you betta think first
before you start trollin
or else I plan on gettin the boys rollin
Ya you heard me, you pathetic waste!
I'm grind you up into man-paste!
You're just a member of the Koo-Kulx-clan (note me trying to act black just like FOTEPX)
I hope you came in here with a plan!
'Cause boy I'm gonna serve you up on a pan!
a side of eggs will do
because you're gonna be mashed into goo!
add some bacon, burn it to a crisp
because You rappin with a lisp!
I'll have a glass of water
My beats are so hot, I feel it gettin hotter!
Time for me to leave, you wanna-be
So why don't you just stay away from me!

I'm sorry about my recent rage
please just let me turn the page
start a new chapter, a new life
While you stay the same out cheating on your wife
I feel sorry for what you've done to your self
You keep on tryin to wreck your health
You say you got lots of wealth
while you wreckin your bank on drugs
hidin dailey from the thugs
your house is wrecked it's full of bugs
me on the other hand, I got it good
I'm livin life like anyone else would
My beats are fat, but you already know that
they hit you in the face like a mother****ing baseball bat!
Look at you, and your backwards baseball Hat
I don't need to look tuff, I actualy got it!
because unlike me, your rhymes aren't sh**!
Can you even call them that? I don't think so
it's full of more filth than your average street ho
I don't know why I went there, I think that was a low
Why don't you get in a boat and Ro Ro Ro away!
Yeah, that was pretty gay
I guess I'm runnin out of ideas today
I guess I'll come back around may
Naghh, I'll just finish you off
After all your rap sounds drunker than david hasshoff!

Not being serious, just some more luls that I got involved with do to FOTEPX. Sucks, but no as bad as him.

Reier · « **Reply #1 on:** February 10, 2011, 01:55:08 PM »

it burrrns

Stagfish · « **Reply #2 on:** February 10, 2011, 01:55:50 PM »

Needs bloody music.

Reier · « **Reply #3 on:** February 10, 2011, 01:56:04 PM »

rap aint music dude

Enigm@ · « **Reply #4 on:** February 10, 2011, 01:57:02 PM »

LOL WHITE KIDS RAPPING.

Reier · « **Reply #5 on:** February 10, 2011, 01:57:37 PM »

More like LOL RAP EW

Stagfish · « **Reply #6 on:** February 10, 2011, 01:58:30 PM »

Quote from: Reier on February 10, 2011, 01:56:04 PM

rap aint music dude

You know what I mean :P

GoldenFox93 · « **Reply #7 on:** February 10, 2011, 01:59:44 PM »

Stagfish · « **Reply #8 on:** February 10, 2011, 02:00:20 PM »

Spider troll, spider troll
Does whatever a spider troll does...

GoldenFox93 · « **Reply #9 on:** February 10, 2011, 02:01:12 PM »

Quote from: Stagfish on February 10, 2011, 02:00:20 PM

Spider troll, spider troll
Does whatever a spider troll does...

Spins a web, any size!
Catches users just like flies,
Look out!
Here comes the Spider-Troll!

SteveM4 · « **Reply #10 on:** February 10, 2011, 02:03:49 PM »

Stagfish · « **Reply #11 on:** February 10, 2011, 02:04:34 PM »

*Trumpet Noises*

GoldenFox93 · « **Reply #12 on:** February 10, 2011, 02:06:10 PM »

Quote from: Stagfish on February 10, 2011, 02:04:34 PM

*Trumpet Noises*

Is he strong? Listen bud,
He's got trolling in his blood.
Can he troll, from a thread?
Take a look, overhead,
Hey there!
There goes the Spider-Troll!

Jonzu95 · « **Reply #13 on:** February 10, 2011, 02:15:48 PM »

GoldenFox93 · « **Reply #14 on:** February 10, 2011, 02:19:44 PM »

When he starts to flame,
Admins feel so ashamed,
He shoots posts from his wrists,
And the n00bs all get pissed!

Spider-Troll! Spider-Troll!
Friendly neighbourhood Spider-Troll!
Rank increases, he's ignored,
the reactions are his reward,

To him, n00bs are a great big cock-up,
His posts want to make me throw up,
All over Spider-Trollll...

lloopp D lloopp · « **Reply #15 on:** February 10, 2011, 03:04:35 PM »

Quote from: FOTEPX on February 10, 2011, 02:25:38 PM

(Opening)
Huhuh... Sparkey, you think you can rap?
Lemme show you how it's done, kid...
Fro, kick it!

I'll think that you'll find, my good sir,
that they're saying that your sh** burns
Like I do in whilst I write these words
I walk out on the streets and smash your face in, nerd
can't rap words longer than four letters?
You're rhymes are sick, go back wait 'til they get better
You're just riding off of the success of my dick
You aren't even as close as I am at being slick
I got the flow, the skill and the master plan
For your next word's, you're searching in clams
What they gonna tell you? Nothin', cause they know you're ****ed
Can't even keep a rhyme without ballsing it up
Do I really need to rhyme to beat your ass down?
Do you really ruin the flow so bad it makes you bow down?
Bitch, hand me over my jeweled crown
I'm in charge of this rap game, not some clown
You act like you're so tough, like you can walk the walk
But you're small fry to me, so go to talk
to some ****in' tree, that's all who's gonna listen,
nobody wants your words, get back in the kitchen
Bitch, i'm owning you, look, you've gone red
Oh, what's that, you're gonna cry? Well, tough sh**
You've got me pissed off now, I ain't gonna stop
Until your heart stops or until you get shot
You wanna know a story? It involves ya mom
We got a pig, her and a few condoms
but it broke, ended up having your ass
laying our on the front porch, whilst I was smokin' grass
that's right bitch, I'm your real father
Whoever you thought your dad was an impostor
You see son, he might have taught you well
But he didn't teach you how to flow in the depths of

(Might make a video for that, that was pretty dope)

You suck at rapping and are a complete wigger GTFO

Enigm@ · « **Reply #16 on:** February 10, 2011, 03:07:37 PM »

Quote from: FOTEPX on February 10, 2011, 03:05:30 PM

Quote from: lloopp D lloopp on February 10, 2011, 03:04:35 PM
You suck at rapping and are a complete wigger GTFO

Aww, is likkle baby Lloppy jealous? Aww...

Go **** yourself, kid.

And I remember you saying you're 13. One year age difference.
And yes, you are acting like a wigger.

FOTEPX · « **Reply #17 on:** February 10, 2011, 03:09:11 PM »

Listen, I have different type of me. They're James, who is the normal, non-spamming, sorted guy. Then they're FOTEPX, the childish side of me who likes to ruin's peoples lives, and then there's this 'wigger' version of me. Us brits just call them 'chavs'. Anyways, anyone got any names for this chavvy me?

Enigm@ · « **Reply #18 on:** February 10, 2011, 03:13:41 PM »

Quote from: FOTEPX on February 10, 2011, 03:09:11 PM

Listen, I have different type of me. They're James, who is the normal, non-spamming, sorted guy. Then they're FOTEPX, the childish side of me who likes to ruin's peoples lives, and then there's this 'wigger' version of me. Us brits just call them 'chavs'. Anyways, anyone got any names for this chavvy me?

Wigger McSpazzypants. :P
Or, Eminem.

Reier · « **Reply #19 on:** February 10, 2011, 03:15:20 PM »

I call him annoying moron that about covers it