Author Topic: Worst Video Game Storylines (Read 6651 times)

That Robot is a Spy! · « **Reply #20 on:** January 25, 2012, 02:42:14 PM »

Crackdown's graphics make me want to gauge my eyes out. (the Xbox one, not the Megadrive one)

Quote from: Meganerdbomb on January 25, 2012, 02:41:25 PM

Quote from: Jonzu95 on January 25, 2012, 02:25:41 PM
NFX Implicating he knows everything about FPS games? HL2 has the best storyline, EVER. And it's overall the best game.
Random nerd dons a suit of power armor and shoots aliens all while not talking.

Seriously, why does Valve love making their protagonists mute so much?

Only Portal and HL.

Jonzu95 · « **Reply #21 on:** January 25, 2012, 02:46:46 PM »

Quote from: GoldenFox93 on January 25, 2012, 02:36:27 PM

Quote from: Jonzu95 on January 25, 2012, 02:25:41 PM
NFX Implicating he knows everything about FPS games? HL2 has the best storyline, EVER. And it's overall the best game.
Here's a plot-

Finnish transvestite fanboys over FPSes and causes everyone to die a little inside

go away.

Foul language removed .... user warned!

Scourge of teh Galaxy · « **Reply #22 on:** January 25, 2012, 02:47:36 PM »

and here's my answer as to why I've died a little inside today

That Robot is a Spy! · « **Reply #23 on:** January 25, 2012, 02:51:02 PM »

A perfectly good thread, ruined by insults. I'd have no problem if it was in Playground, or Chatterbox, but Games is kind of crossing the line.

Jonzu95 · « **Reply #24 on:** January 25, 2012, 02:51:54 PM »

I hate it when GF93 calls me a transvestite, like thinking it's funny thing and he gets all the respect from others.

Meganerdbomb · « **Reply #25 on:** January 25, 2012, 02:53:44 PM »

Quote from: Jonzu95 on January 25, 2012, 02:51:54 PM

I hate it when GF93 calls me a transvestite, like thinking it's funny thing and he gets all the respect from others.

Don't worry; he doesn't.

GoldenFox93 · « **Reply #26 on:** January 25, 2012, 02:56:24 PM »

Quote from: Jonzu95 on January 25, 2012, 02:51:54 PM

I hate it when GF93 calls me a transvestite, like thinking it's funny thing and he gets all the respect from others.

*Laughs evilly IRL*

Quote from: Scourge of teh Galaxy on January 25, 2012, 02:47:36 PM

and here's my answer as to why I've died a little inside today

Conraaa · « **Reply #27 on:** January 25, 2012, 02:58:45 PM »

I can't actually think of any games that I have played which have a wretched storyline. Tony Hawks American Wasteland, possibly. But that whole game was in itself a trainwreck.
And that wasn't nice, Gf93.

Jonzu95 · « **Reply #28 on:** January 25, 2012, 03:00:18 PM »

GF, keep this sh** out from EVERY single thread, and if you have something to say about my sexuality, do it by PM!

Back ontopic, I hate these moments.

GoldenFox93 · « **Reply #29 on:** January 25, 2012, 03:03:17 PM »

Quote from: Conraaa on January 25, 2012, 02:58:45 PM

I can't actually think of any games that I have played which have a wretched storyline. Tony Hawks American Wasteland, possibly. But that whole game was in itself a trainwreck.
And that wasn't nice, Gf93.

Agreed, in retrospect. Maybe I did go a little too far.

But yes, I do agree there. The Tony Hawk series went a bit downhill after Pro Skater 4.

Conraaa · « **Reply #30 on:** January 25, 2012, 03:05:02 PM »

4 I didn't like, personally, but Underground 1 and 2 weren't bad. My favourite will always be 3.

Natef · « **Reply #31 on:** January 25, 2012, 03:05:37 PM »

I can't think of a bad example.

Incredirobotwars · « **Reply #32 on:** January 25, 2012, 03:06:35 PM »

Jonzu might be on to something with Half-Life being the best game 'EVER'. I read stuff magazine's article on the '50 greatest games ever', and they share the same view as me and Jonzu - Half-Life 2 is the number one greatest game due to gameplay and storyline.

Suck it, GF93 and MNB. Every Valve game made so far has been way beyond decent.

That Robot is a Spy! · « **Reply #33 on:** January 25, 2012, 03:07:19 PM »

Most overated game = Skyrim

Incredirobotwars · « **Reply #34 on:** January 25, 2012, 03:10:10 PM »

No, Skyrim isn't overrated by people who have played at least Morrowind and Oblivion. The Elder Scrolls has been ruined by people overrating Skyrim and not realising it's meaning to those who actually show interest in it as part of a long-lasting series.

Meganerdbomb · « **Reply #35 on:** January 25, 2012, 03:10:24 PM »

Quote from: That Robot is a Spy! on January 25, 2012, 03:07:19 PM

Most overrated game = Skyrim

Well that's just, like, your opinion man.

And actually, Skyrim is my first Elder Scrolls game, and I LOVE it.

Scourge of teh Galaxy · « **Reply #36 on:** January 25, 2012, 03:18:03 PM »

Quote from: GoldenFox93 on January 25, 2012, 02:56:24 PM

Quote from: Scourge of teh Galaxy on January 25, 2012, 02:47:36 PM
and here's my answer as to why I've died a little inside today

Shut up, that wasn't funny

Natef · « **Reply #37 on:** January 25, 2012, 03:18:51 PM »

Quote from: incredirobotwars on January 25, 2012, 03:06:35 PM

Jonzu might be on to something with Half-Life being the best game 'EVER'. I read stuff magazine's article on the '50 greatest games ever', and they share the same view as me and Jonzu - Half-Life 2 is the number one greatest game due to gameplay and storyline.

Suck it, GF93 and MNB. Every Valve game made so far has been way beyond decent.

Darn right.

That Robot is a Spy! · « **Reply #38 on:** January 25, 2012, 03:20:13 PM »

Skyrim is above average, I prefer Fallout.

Meganerdbomb · « **Reply #39 on:** January 25, 2012, 03:22:29 PM »

Quote from: That Robot is a Spy! on January 25, 2012, 03:20:13 PM

Skyrim is above average, I prefer Fallout.

That I can agree with. I actually bought Skyrim because I liked what Bethesda did with Fallout.