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Re: Touhou Thread
« Reply #20 on: March 02, 2012, 04:17:33 PM »
you scared 027 away again D:
Because it still exists? It's not like it's shoving it in his face or anything.



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Re: Touhou Thread
« Reply #21 on: March 02, 2012, 05:36:43 PM »
Bullet Hell games. Incredibly difficult Bullet Hell games
And for the most part, a lot of them are roughly Gradius-esque.
Except Mega Mari, which actually gives you two health bars to compensate for the ridiculousness.
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Re: Touhou Thread
« Reply #22 on: March 02, 2012, 08:25:55 PM »
Only Touhou thing that I know of is the theme for Scarlett (I think), U.N. Owen Was Her, love all of the parodies of it aswell, especially this one:

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Re: Touhou Thread
« Reply #23 on: March 02, 2012, 08:53:18 PM »
Only Touhou thing that I know of is the theme for Scarlett (I think), U.N. Owen Was Her, love all of the parodies of it aswell, especially this one:

im throwing my joy at the screen but nothing's happening
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Re: Touhou Thread
« Reply #24 on: March 02, 2012, 09:55:22 PM »
you scared 027 away again D:
Because it still exists? It's not like it's shoving it in his face or anything.

yeah pretty much. He's an idiot like that.

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Re: Touhou Thread
« Reply #25 on: March 02, 2012, 09:56:08 PM »
What's a toe-hoe ?
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Re: Touhou Thread
« Reply #26 on: March 02, 2012, 10:00:06 PM »
>Touhou
>U.N. Owen
>Parodies
Guys, come on:
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Re: Touhou Thread
« Reply #27 on: March 02, 2012, 10:08:11 PM »
>Touhou
>U.N. Owen
>Parodies
Guys, come on:


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Re: Touhou Thread
« Reply #28 on: March 02, 2012, 10:08:35 PM »
I'm still confused..
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Re: Touhou Thread
« Reply #29 on: March 02, 2012, 11:23:41 PM »

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Re: Touhou Thread
« Reply #30 on: March 03, 2012, 06:33:05 AM »
you scared 027 away again D:
Because it still exists? It's not like it's shoving it in his face or anything.

yeah pretty much. He's an idiot like that.
I see. From what I've seen, it's almost like sunlight to a Vampire.



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Re: Touhou Thread
« Reply #31 on: July 10, 2014, 02:04:19 AM »
I'm just gonna leave this here b/c I've been trying to get back into the games recently...

F*** THESE BITCHES.



This boss is just a brick wall for me, along with most of the other stage 4 bosses. The stage is difficult enough asis with all the herding you have to do, but these asslords practically drain all of my lives (and possibly a continue) on-sight. Right off the bat they throw *shoots wavy lasers in ur face* "pssh nuthin personnel kid" BS at you, and then they expect you you somehow herd aimed shots while you're dodging rows of shots. (ps im playing on normal cuz im a scrub, pls no bully ._.)

No seriously, look at it.

Also, why did Patchouli become irrelevant after Hisoutensoku? She was mai waifu/favorite character. :frown:
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Re: Touhou Thread
« Reply #32 on: July 10, 2014, 03:59:29 AM »
Bah, bullet hell games.

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Re: Touhou Thread
« Reply #33 on: July 10, 2014, 04:47:34 AM »
I'm just gonna leave this here b/c I've been trying to get back into the games recently...

F*** THESE BITCHES.

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This boss is just a brick wall for me, along with most of the other stage 4 bosses. The stage is difficult enough asis with all the herding you have to do, but these asslords practically drain all of my lives (and possibly a continue) on-sight. Right off the bat they throw *shoots wavy lasers in ur face* "pssh nuthin personnel kid" BS at you, and then they expect you you somehow herd aimed shots while you're dodging rows of shots. (ps im playing on normal cuz im a scrub, pls no bully ._.)

No seriously, look at it.

Also, why did Patchouli become irrelevant after Hisoutensoku? She was mai waifu/favorite character. :frown:
ever on and on, I continue circling with nothing but my hate and the paralyzing agony to tell me who I am...

anyway I need to get some touhou going, I told myself I would and never did

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Re: Touhou Thread
« Reply #34 on: July 10, 2014, 10:21:42 AM »
Also, why did Patchouli become irrelevant after Hisoutensoku? She was mai waifu/favorite character. :frown:

she's mine :3


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Re: Touhou Thread
« Reply #35 on: July 10, 2014, 11:18:12 AM »
pls help or else maximum overkill is cancelled

Also, why did Patchouli become irrelevant after Hisoutensoku? She was mai waifu/favorite character. :frown:

she's mine :3
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« Last Edit: August 11, 2014, 01:02:47 AM by Mr. AS »
How you make Alarm Clock Pizza is:
Step 1: You buy an alarm clock from the store, and then you have to break it and put it in the sauce.
Step 2: Fold the sauce in 5 slices and put it in the dough.
Step 3: Paint the eggs with a pitcher of a clock showing what time you want to wake up and eat pizza for breakfast.
Step 4: Put the eggs in the dough.
Step 5: Make it flat into a round shape and draw the time you want on it.
Step 6: Put some old steel to prevent other peple from stealing it.
Step 7: Make it flat and cut into 60 slices 1 for each minute in 1 our.
Step 8: Put in the oven set the timer to 30048813.2884 seconds and put the temperature on 'Volcano' setting.
Step 9: If you think it is take to long, then get yor alarm clock and set it to now so that it will ring and you can take it out.
Step 10: Take it out uv the uvin wen it is redy and go to bed. In the morning eat pizza and also eat yor hands bi mistake.

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Re: Touhou Thread
« Reply #36 on: July 11, 2014, 12:56:29 AM »


I'm good at bullet hells /sarcasm

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Re: Touhou Thread
« Reply #37 on: July 11, 2014, 01:26:03 AM »
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I'm good at bullet hells /sarcasm
What are you doing m8? You do realize that actively grazing shots raises your score significantly?



I'll probably try to get a better run tomorrow, weaving through Patchy's bullet spam at 2 AM isn't the best idea imho :V

Bah, bullet hell games.
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How you make Alarm Clock Pizza is:
Step 1: You buy an alarm clock from the store, and then you have to break it and put it in the sauce.
Step 2: Fold the sauce in 5 slices and put it in the dough.
Step 3: Paint the eggs with a pitcher of a clock showing what time you want to wake up and eat pizza for breakfast.
Step 4: Put the eggs in the dough.
Step 5: Make it flat into a round shape and draw the time you want on it.
Step 6: Put some old steel to prevent other peple from stealing it.
Step 7: Make it flat and cut into 60 slices 1 for each minute in 1 our.
Step 8: Put in the oven set the timer to 30048813.2884 seconds and put the temperature on 'Volcano' setting.
Step 9: If you think it is take to long, then get yor alarm clock and set it to now so that it will ring and you can take it out.
Step 10: Take it out uv the uvin wen it is redy and go to bed. In the morning eat pizza and also eat yor hands bi mistake.

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Re: Touhou Thread
« Reply #38 on: July 11, 2014, 01:33:01 AM »
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I'm good at bullet hells /sarcasm
What are you doing m8? You do realize that actively grazing shots raises your score significantly?

(Image removed from quote.)

I'll probably try to get a better run tomorrow, weaving through Patchy's bullet spam at 2 AM isn't the best idea imho :V
found the slow button  :dumb)

I'm going to try again cuz because I know I can do better

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Re: Touhou Thread
« Reply #39 on: July 11, 2014, 02:06:24 PM »


what're ya buyin, strangah