Team Fortress 2

[GoldenFox93]

Has anyone thought of any creative names/descriptions for their weapons and items? I've got a couple I came up with-

THE SPITFIRE (Backburner)
"Now I am become Death, Destroyer of Spies"

PUFF THE MAGIC DRAGON (Degreaser)
"Puff the Magic Dragon, lived in the Skies-
Frolicked in the Payload maps, Axtinguishing the Spies..."

OLD RELIABLE  (Shotgun)
"UMAD- U Might Aswell Disconnect"

SANDMAN
"I'm the goddamn Bat, man"

[Gauche Suede]

Hi, my Steam name is NoirSuede, right now i'm DLing TF2 and it's now close to 800 MB(from yesterday GAHH!).

[Enigm@]

Hi, my Steam name is NoirSuede, right now i'm DLing TF2 and it's now close to 800 MB(from yesterday GAHH!).

I know that feel, TF2, took forever for me to download.

[J]

My Amputator is called "TF2 The Musical"
If I get a Name Tag, I'm using it on my Phlogistinator, and calling it "Dingodile's Flamethrower", since the way it shoots fire, its totally the same style as Dingo's.

[Enigm@]

Okay so I've gotten all over my video graphics settings on the lowest possible, and the still lags to death. Anyway to fix this ?

[Jonzu95]

Get a better computer?

[Hercules]

THE SPITFIRE (Backburner)
"Now I am become Death, Destroyer of Spies"

ive exatcly saw the same yesterday on hightower

[GoldenFox93]

THE SPITFIRE (Backburner)
"Now I am become Death, Destroyer of Spies"

ive exatcly saw the same yesterday on hightower

The name or the description?
 
 

My Amputator is called "TF2 The Musical"

"It also plays Winter Wrap Up"

[Hercules]

THE SPITFIRE (Backburner)
"Now I am become Death, Destroyer of Spies"

ive exatcly saw the same yesterday on hightower

The name or the description?

both

[FOTEPX]

I used to have a Gold Texas Ten Gallon called 'Ten Gallon of Death, Doom, and Distraction', with the description being some song lrics or something. I forget what the actual lyrics were.

[GoldenFox93]

THE SPITFIRE (Backburner)
"Now I am become Death, Destroyer of Spies"

ive exatcly saw the same yesterday on hightower

The name or the description?

both

Oh. Well, even then, it's still a damn sight better than all the "UMAD", "LUCKSMAN", "BOOMSTICK" and W+M1" names you'll often find floating around.
 
 
I've also come up with some more-
Law and Order  (Eviction Notice)
 
Fairy Bow  (Huntsman)
 
Cheap Win 3000  (Knife)
"N00b down"
 
The P.H.D.- Professional Harming Device (Jag)
"Eleven Science P.H.D.s were incorporated into this wrench. Start praying, boy"
 
 
And some of the more disgusting ones-
Sweet Lemonade  (Jarate)
"Piss and goodwill to all men"
 
Scout's Hot Sticky Fluids  (Mad Milk)

[Lupus]

Oh. Well, even then, it's still a damn sight better than all the "UMAD", "LUCKSMAN", "BOOMSTICK" and W+M1" names you'll often find floating around.
 
 
I've also come up with some more-
Law and Order  (Eviction Notice)
 
Fairy Bow  (Huntsman)
 
Cheap Win 3000  (Knife)
"N00b down"
 
The P.H.D.- Professional Harming Device (Jag)
"Eleven Science P.H.D.s were incorporated into this wrench. Start praying, boy"
 
 
And some of the more disgusting ones-
Sweet Lemonade  (Jarate)
 
Scout's Hot Sticky Fluids  (Mad Milk)

My friend has a Mad Milk called the Man Milk, and i've already mentioned my demoman sword.

[Team 9]

new description for my eureka effect:
"get  out of fight free item"

[J]

I should name my The Original, "Robotnik's favorite body part", and give it a description of: "SnoooPING AS usual, I see?", just to be random.

[Reier]

Okay so I've gotten all over my video graphics settings on the lowest possible, and the still lags to death. Anyway to fix this ?

Get a better computer?

Oh MAN I'm so sick of hearing this. Like we can just buy a new computer.

Anyway, the thing that helped me the most is Chris' TF2 configs. That said, it didn't help me much due to having a graphics card that is complete trash, but you never know. Also highframes and maxframes get about the same FPS, but highframes looks nicer.

http://fakkelbrigade.eu/chris/configs/

[System32]

Okay, so update with random stuff like cheeze and lint (lol secrets and mystery lol)
 
Also, STAR uses my main Demoman loadout: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1CCrGJV2f5g&feature=channel&list=UL#ws

[Gauche Suede]

hey guys, i've almost finished DLing TF2, but when i reach 10.100k, valve said "ready to play" and then the game updates for 424 MB. is this normal or am i doing something wrong?

[Squirrel_Monkey]

hey guys, i've almost finished DLing TF2, but when i reach 10.100k, valve said "ready to play" and then the game updates for 424 MB. is this normal or am i doing something wrong?

Yeah, it needs to catch up to recent updates

[Pwnator]

You most likely started the download before the latest patch came out, and by the time it was done, Steam registered a version difference. Just let it download the patch, no biggie.

[Gauche Suede]

and then even when i'm not done with that, there's another one, this one's 95 MB.
(offtopic: i chatted with jonzu)