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The Ole' Days When You Were A Noob
« on: April 24, 2012, 07:16:35 PM »
Admit It, Everyone here was a RA2 noob at 1 point. I was curious about your noob stories, what was the toughest opponent when you were a noob, first robot, failing when trying to make bots, and more. Well Lemme See, When I Was a noob, I always made replicas. BUT I never knew how to wire em correctly. All my bots just went in circles. so I always used "The Rookies" . So, that's my story. Yours?
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Re: The Ole' Days When You Were A Noob
« Reply #1 on: April 24, 2012, 07:17:39 PM »
I alway used Clickbeetles custom components.

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Re: The Ole' Days When You Were A Noob
« Reply #2 on: April 24, 2012, 07:20:26 PM »
Ole days when I was a n00b, eh? PM Spam, Poop Threads, DOGs, Unfunny jokes, ego the size of jupiter, deleting everything RA2, Pulling Garvins, ect

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Re: The Ole' Days When You Were A Noob
« Reply #3 on: April 24, 2012, 07:26:26 PM »
How you make Alarm Clock Pizza is:
Step 1: You buy an alarm clock from the store, and then you have to break it and put it in the sauce.
Step 2: Fold the sauce in 5 slices and put it in the dough.
Step 3: Paint the eggs with a pitcher of a clock showing what time you want to wake up and eat pizza for breakfast.
Step 4: Put the eggs in the dough.
Step 5: Make it flat into a round shape and draw the time you want on it.
Step 6: Put some old steel to prevent other peple from stealing it.
Step 7: Make it flat and cut into 60 slices 1 for each minute in 1 our.
Step 8: Put in the oven set the timer to 30048813.2884 seconds and put the temperature on 'Volcano' setting.
Step 9: If you think it is take to long, then get yor alarm clock and set it to now so that it will ring and you can take it out.
Step 10: Take it out uv the uvin wen it is redy and go to bed. In the morning eat pizza and also eat yor hands bi mistake.

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Re: The Ole' Days When You Were A Noob
« Reply #4 on: April 24, 2012, 07:30:10 PM »
I built a robot with 4WD HPZ and thought it was so awesome I'd never make a 4WD HPZ bot again since that'd ruin its legacy
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Re: The Ole' Days When You Were A Noob
« Reply #5 on: April 24, 2012, 07:31:19 PM »
Must've asked about 19 times if Cassius II was going to be in DSL3 back in my day...



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Re: The Ole' Days When You Were A Noob
« Reply #6 on: April 24, 2012, 07:35:25 PM »
I bumped at least 5 threads.

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Re: The Ole' Days When You Were A Noob
« Reply #7 on: April 24, 2012, 07:37:02 PM »
You bitches didn't even know what RA2 was yet, and I had a bot with 10 pistons that was totally amazing because it could beat EMERGENCY every time.
im just waiting for meganerdbomb to come along and kick things into gear.

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Re: The Ole' Days When You Were A Noob
« Reply #8 on: April 24, 2012, 08:30:40 PM »
That's nothing, I couldn't figure out how to program my robots for about a week. Thought I got cheated.
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Re: The Ole' Days When You Were A Noob
« Reply #11 on: April 24, 2012, 09:00:48 PM »
What can I say?  I was building replicas before it was cool, and convinced that they were good fighters because they could beat almost 50% of their weight class's AI.  I lashed out at Inf and Psych for very stupid reasons, and paid the price.

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Re: The Ole' Days When You Were A Noob
« Reply #12 on: April 24, 2012, 09:16:37 PM »
I made a 3-year bump and my first dsl bots were horrible (but IRL). In Stock, again I built IRL and with custom parts for months before I found GTM.

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Re: The Ole' Days When You Were A Noob
« Reply #13 on: April 24, 2012, 09:17:45 PM »
let's see.
I didn't know how to wire my bots.
I didn't know about attachment points even after having the game for like 6 months.
I was pretty dumb.

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Re: The Ole' Days When You Were A Noob
« Reply #14 on: April 24, 2012, 09:28:17 PM »
I was one of those people who fell into the trapping of having "too realistic" expectations for the game.  How to make a bot go forward, I figured that out in like 5 minutes.  I just couldn't (and still have some trouble to) wrap my brain around making a bot that didn't look feasible from a real life standpoint.

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Re: The Ole' Days When You Were A Noob
« Reply #15 on: April 24, 2012, 09:56:30 PM »
I was one of those people who fell into the trapping of having "too realistic" expectations for the game.  How to make a bot go forward, I figured that out in like 5 minutes.  I just couldn't (and still have some trouble to) wrap my brain around making a bot that didn't look feasible from a real life standpoint.

Im The Exact Same Way. Also my 1st replica, discector, *August 2005* Also Only Went In Circles. And I Still Have A Love With Using C.R.U.S.H. , As You Know My Robot C.R.U.S.H. And S.M.A.S.H.
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Re: The Ole' Days When You Were A Noob
« Reply #16 on: April 24, 2012, 10:27:43 PM »
I had the game since it came out and just figured out how to wire bots and use attachment points in like 2006. Every bot I made up until then was a mod of a XTRA or rookie with the same drive and chassis. Either that or hope a bot that just spun in circles would win.

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Re: The Ole' Days When You Were A Noob
« Reply #17 on: April 24, 2012, 10:37:31 PM »
It took me weeks to figure out how wireing works but when I did i started building bots inspired by RW bots. I god a pretty good Beast of Bodmin ripoff that is sadly lost and a Firestorm inspired bot aka DirtDevil

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Re: The Ole' Days When You Were A Noob
« Reply #18 on: April 24, 2012, 10:41:59 PM »
I have everyone beat

On the first bot I made I literally attached all the wheels to axles thinking that the axles were actually motors >_< I didn't know anything about wiring, different attachment points, or how to raise and rotate components. I also always used the mini control board and blue control board on all of my early DSL bots thinking that the blue control board was the receiver for the mini control board.

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Re: The Ole' Days When You Were A Noob
« Reply #19 on: April 24, 2012, 10:48:53 PM »
I have everyone beat

On the first bot I made I literally attached all the wheels to axles thinking that the axles were actually motors >_< I didn't know anything about wiring, different attachment points, or how to raise and rotate components. I also always used the mini control board and blue control board on all of my early DSL bots thinking that the blue control board was the receiver for the mini control board.


I think I got you beat.  My first project was a replica of Razer, and I spent hours getting the chassis just right.  Then I mounted the crusher on a baseplate anchor, and tried to use snappers for drive. (didn't know about any patches yet btw)