Author Topic: toAst RANT THREAD!! (Read 1398 times)

ACAMS · « **on:** May 09, 2010, 08:47:22 AM »

I just don't know about that guy..........

Just look at his avatar!....

And he is from nu yark

cephalopod · « **Reply #1 on:** May 09, 2010, 08:53:21 AM »

I quite like the toasty avatar actually. And toast is yummy. You're just jealous he has the name of a tasty substance, since ACAMS doesn't sound very tasty. :P

G.K. · « **Reply #2 on:** May 09, 2010, 08:54:08 AM »

It sounds all wood-y and washer-y.

cephalopod · « **Reply #3 on:** May 09, 2010, 08:56:08 AM »

And wood and washers are not tasty substances.

Squirrel_Monkey · « **Reply #4 on:** May 09, 2010, 08:56:20 AM »

To my many friends, both known and unknown, wherever you may be, I submit these thoughts for your consideration. As a preliminary, I want to restore our righteous rage and singular purpose to prevail over toAst's politically incorrect cabal. ToAst likes to compare his policies to those that shaped this nation. The comparison, however, doesn't hold up beyond some uselessly broad, superficial similarities that are so vague and pointless, it's not even worth summarizing them. For better or for worse, he has remarked that there is something intellectually provocative in the tired rehashing of hopeless stereotypes. This is a comment that should chill the spine of anyone with moral convictions. To make sure you understand I'll spell it out for you. For starters, toAst's mind has limited horizons. It is confined to the immediate and simplistic, with the inevitable consequence that everything is made banal and basic and is then leveled down until it is deprived of all spiritual life. To reiterate the main message of this letter, there is an implicit assumption here that there is no limit to toAst's impudence.

G.K. · « **Reply #5 on:** May 09, 2010, 08:56:51 AM »

Thanks, Pakin.

Reier · « **Reply #6 on:** May 09, 2010, 09:24:11 AM »

I like toast. IDK about toAst.

SKBT · « **Reply #7 on:** May 09, 2010, 09:24:44 AM »

Acams you don't need to worry about toAst any more. I ate him for breakfast.

nicsan2009 · « **Reply #8 on:** May 09, 2010, 09:28:26 AM »

i never heard of him

Badnik96 · « **Reply #9 on:** May 09, 2010, 10:00:06 AM »

I like toAst, plus he's been around since RA2 first came out.

Sparkey98 · « **Reply #10 on:** May 09, 2010, 11:05:37 AM »

Hes screwing with us, he's Known toAst since '03. Acording to the wayback machine...........
FUN FACT: toAst, acording to the way back machine, is ubsessed with BWs!

GoldenFox93 · « **Reply #11 on:** May 09, 2010, 11:30:49 AM »

Well, you know what they say. All toAsters toAst toAst!

Madiaba · « **Reply #12 on:** May 09, 2010, 01:54:47 PM »

Uh oh..., ACAMS is on ya. You is in trouble.
Toast,.... you are toast! *Huh???... Wha?* But it's still true...(formal logic).

(Welcome back, toAst.)

kill343gs · « **Reply #13 on:** May 09, 2010, 11:07:07 PM »

Why do you always burn when I put you in the toaster? Honestly, it's a little much sometimes!

toAst · « **Reply #14 on:** May 09, 2010, 11:57:26 PM »

Quote from: Squirrel_Monkey on May 09, 2010, 08:56:20 AM

To my many friends, both known and unknown, wherever you may be, I submit these thoughts for your consideration. As a preliminary, I want to restore our righteous rage and singular purpose to prevail over toAst's politically incorrect cabal. ToAst likes to compare his policies to those that shaped this nation. The comparison, however, doesn't hold up beyond some uselessly broad, superficial similarities that are so vague and pointless, it's not even worth summarizing them. For better or for worse, he has remarked that there is something intellectually provocative in the tired rehashing of hopeless stereotypes. This is a comment that should chill the spine of anyone with moral convictions. To make sure you understand I'll spell it out for you. For starters, toAst's mind has limited horizons. It is confined to the immediate and simplistic, with the inevitable consequence that everything is made banal and basic and is then leveled down until it is deprived of all spiritual life. To reiterate the main message of this letter, there is an implicit assumption here that there is no limit to toAst's impudence.

ahaha god dammit you got me

toAst · « **Reply #15 on:** May 09, 2010, 11:58:23 PM »

Quote from: Badnik96 on May 09, 2010, 10:00:06 AM

I like toAst, plus he's been around since RA2 first came out.

RA1...

toAst · « **Reply #16 on:** May 10, 2010, 12:00:21 AM »

however i say we ban the bastard

Naryar · « **Reply #17 on:** May 10, 2010, 03:00:42 AM »

Quote from: Squirrel_Monkey on May 09, 2010, 08:56:20 AM

To my many friends, both known and unknown, wherever you may be, I submit these thoughts for your consideration. As a preliminary, I want to restore our righteous rage and singular purpose to prevail over toAst's politically incorrect cabal. ToAst likes to compare his policies to those that shaped this nation. The comparison, however, doesn't hold up beyond some uselessly broad, superficial similarities that are so vague and pointless, it's not even worth summarizing them. For better or for worse, he has remarked that there is something intellectually provocative in the tired rehashing of hopeless stereotypes. This is a comment that should chill the spine of anyone with moral convictions. To make sure you understand I'll spell it out for you. For starters, toAst's mind has limited horizons. It is confined to the immediate and simplistic, with the inevitable consequence that everything is made banal and basic and is then leveled down until it is deprived of all spiritual life. To reiterate the main message of this letter, there is an implicit assumption here that there is no limit to toAst's impudence.

OH NO NOT THAT SH1T AGAIN

frezal · « **Reply #18 on:** May 10, 2010, 03:30:32 AM »

Quote from: toAst on May 10, 2010, 12:00:21 AM

however i say we ban the bastard

Agreed. I heard he puts babies in sacks and throws them at oncoming traffic.

Madiaba · « **Reply #19 on:** May 10, 2010, 07:44:51 AM »

Wow,... really?!? Why I never.....

Well, coincidentally, I was talking with Joe, and it's weird,... but the more we spoke to each other the worse toAst became... Because as our discussion ~~di-~~ pro-gressed, we BOTH learned that:
"toAst actually planned, set-up, and executed the Oklahoma City bombing, Columbine and 9-11"

And it gets worse....
He actually said something bad about..... Taco Bell!

People like this are mentally unstable!!!!....They should not be allowed to live!!!!"

*Goes and pops a few Ritalins*