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ACAMS · « **on:** January 22, 2011, 12:47:08 AM »

How many time do you fart each day on average.

I want to see if I am normal.....or superhuman.

frezal · « **Reply #1 on:** January 22, 2011, 01:28:14 AM »

Never. I'm an android, not a man.

HurricaneAndrew · « **Reply #2 on:** January 22, 2011, 01:34:47 AM »

I'm a zombie... Remember? My body released any excess gas about a year ago.

Jonzu95 · « **Reply #3 on:** January 22, 2011, 05:12:18 AM »

Human farts 14 times in a day, but you are able to hear only 1-3 of them...

NFX · « **Reply #4 on:** January 22, 2011, 06:26:21 AM »

Human farts 14 times in a day, but you are able to hear only 1-3 of them...

Well, maybe you do...I feel this is an argument about quantity over quality, though.

powerrave · « **Reply #5 on:** January 22, 2011, 07:53:02 AM »

differs per day. sometimes i fart a lot, sometimes not at all. never know what to expect.

Larrain · « **Reply #6 on:** January 22, 2011, 11:32:18 AM »

^ Same here. ^

Reier · « **Reply #7 on:** January 22, 2011, 11:32:58 AM »

Best thread ever

Scorpion · « **Reply #8 on:** January 22, 2011, 12:37:02 PM »

Grr, I hate farting, if i've got gas I prefer to burp instead.

lloopp D lloopp · « **Reply #9 on:** January 22, 2011, 12:39:38 PM »

Grr, I hate farting, if i've got gas I prefer to burp instead.

^this

ACAMS · « **Reply #10 on:** January 22, 2011, 01:49:40 PM »

I AM superhuman!

Either that, or you guys are whimps.....14 times a day with only 3 audible.....WHIMPS!!!!

Sparkey98 · « **Reply #11 on:** January 22, 2011, 01:56:55 PM »

I fart stupidity.