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Off-Topic => Chatterbox => Topic started by: ACAMS on January 22, 2011, 12:47:08 AM

Title: Question
Post by: ACAMS on January 22, 2011, 12:47:08 AM: How many time do you fart each day on average.

I want to see if I am normal.....or superhuman.
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Post by: frezal on January 22, 2011, 01:28:14 AM: Never. I'm an android, not a man.
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Post by: HurricaneAndrew on January 22, 2011, 01:34:47 AM: I'm a zombie... Remember? My body released any excess gas about a year ago.
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Post by: Jonzu95 on January 22, 2011, 05:12:18 AM: Human farts 14 times in a day, but you are able to hear only 1-3 of them...
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Post by: NFX on January 22, 2011, 06:26:21 AM: Quote from: Jonzu95 on January 22, 2011, 05:12:18 AM
Human farts 14 times in a day, but you are able to hear only 1-3 of them...
Well, maybe you do...I feel this is an argument about quantity over quality, though.
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Post by: powerrave on January 22, 2011, 07:53:02 AM: differs per day. sometimes i fart a lot, sometimes not at all. never know what to expect.
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Post by: Larrain on January 22, 2011, 11:32:18 AM: ^ Same here. ^
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Post by: Reier on January 22, 2011, 11:32:58 AM: Best thread ever
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Post by: Scorpion on January 22, 2011, 12:37:02 PM: Grr, I hate farting, if i've got gas I prefer to burp instead.
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Post by: lloopp D lloopp on January 22, 2011, 12:39:38 PM: Quote from: Scorpion on January 22, 2011, 12:37:02 PM
Grr, I hate farting, if i've got gas I prefer to burp instead.

^this
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Post by: ACAMS on January 22, 2011, 01:49:40 PM: I AM superhuman!

Either that, or you guys are whimps.....14 times a day with only 3 audible.....WHIMPS!!!!
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Post by: Sparkey98 on January 22, 2011, 01:56:55 PM: I fart stupidity.