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Offline Jonzu95

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Re: The most memorable and funniest quotes thread.
« Reply #460 on: May 28, 2010, 05:35:53 PM »
STRANGLE CHAIN! =D *strangles Jonzu*
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Re: The most memorable and funniest quotes thread.
« Reply #461 on: May 28, 2010, 05:39:46 PM »
*Ducks Jonzu's strangehold and Right-Hooks him in return*



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Re: The most memorable and funniest quotes thread.
« Reply #462 on: May 28, 2010, 10:11:06 PM »
notice these days like every thread becomes a story time one or something like that at one point :P

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Re: The most memorable and funniest quotes thread.
« Reply #463 on: May 29, 2010, 02:31:51 AM »
*strangles the joke*

Or is it too soon to make this post ??

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Re: The most memorable and funniest quotes thread.
« Reply #464 on: May 29, 2010, 03:20:59 AM »
geez nary, every time you show up you manage to post something irrelevant and stupid.
Calm down folks. I'm never REALLY gone.

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Re: The most memorable and funniest quotes thread.
« Reply #465 on: May 29, 2010, 03:27:07 AM »
Because that last post of yours was relevant maybe ?

Or for some reason that i still did not found, you just like whacking me.

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Re: The most memorable and funniest quotes thread.
« Reply #466 on: May 29, 2010, 06:14:17 AM »
geez nary, every time you show up you manage to post something irrelevant and stupid.

Just like the relevance of this post

*is still waiting to be quoted on newsbroadcast that Jimbob the Squirrel_Monkey is missing and then the broken plate*
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Re: The most memorable and funniest quotes thread.
« Reply #467 on: May 29, 2010, 08:17:35 AM »
On topic, now?
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Re: The most memorable and funniest quotes thread.
« Reply #468 on: May 29, 2010, 09:43:03 AM »
notice these days like every thread becomes a story time one or something like that at one point :P


Agreed.

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Re: The most memorable and funniest quotes thread.
« Reply #469 on: May 29, 2010, 03:04:49 PM »
Now to get this thread back on track...AGAIN...

Oh, and if Sparkey gets banned between now and when the fights start, can I have his space?

:P


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Re: The most memorable and funniest quotes thread.
« Reply #470 on: May 30, 2010, 04:37:06 AM »
*Sigh* What i've said a few pages ago.

Anyways, an old classic

This is a bit off-topic, but do you ever notice that venko types like some rapist would speak? All of the ...'s are like pauses. It's like: "Hello...small child...want some...candy..?"

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Re: The most memorable and funniest quotes thread.
« Reply #471 on: May 30, 2010, 08:04:45 AM »
Here's one from another site
Quote
Ven:For pointless!!!
Cop: Sir, put down the duck.

And another
Quote
I did it for teh lulz
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Re: The most memorable and funniest quotes thread.
« Reply #472 on: May 30, 2010, 03:12:25 PM »
I don't get the first one

And I'm going to snap the neck of the first person that will start flaming the new guy
Calm down folks. I'm never REALLY gone.

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Re: The most memorable and funniest quotes thread.
« Reply #473 on: May 30, 2010, 03:29:56 PM »
It's a joke only guys from my forum would get. I might explain to you tomorrow.
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Re: The most memorable and funniest quotes thread.
« Reply #474 on: May 30, 2010, 03:58:36 PM »
It's a joke only guys from my forum would get.

Why are you posting a joke we can't get here then ?

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Re: The most memorable and funniest quotes thread.
« Reply #475 on: May 30, 2010, 03:59:54 PM »
my FAIL sense is tingling.
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Re: The most memorable and funniest quotes thread.
« Reply #476 on: May 30, 2010, 04:09:20 PM »
I will now hereby enounce Naryar's Law of Off Topic Thread Decay (that i should have posted already 5 pages ago)

I(N) = BI.e^(-0,1.N))

I being current interest  at last page, BI being base interest of the thread (constant) and N being number of pages.

Base interest was high for this thread, but now...


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Re: The most memorable and funniest quotes thread.
« Reply #477 on: May 30, 2010, 04:24:33 PM »
EVERYBODY STOP ****ING POSTING! (I can say **** here ACAMS, right?)
 
The title is The most memorable and funniest quotes thread.
 
Emphasis on most.
 
Something posted yesterday isn't memorable. Something you posted a ****ing minute ago and quoted here NEVER. ****ING. WILL.
 
All posts from now on have to be a month old and from this ****ing forum.
 
Also, half you guys posting(YOU KNOW WHO): **** off and stop retarding the whole thread.
 
Have a nice day.
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Re: The most memorable and funniest quotes thread.
« Reply #478 on: May 30, 2010, 04:37:51 PM »
This is the chatterbox, S32. You can't help but having people trashing your thread by sheer stupidity.

Offline Madiaba

Re: The most memorable and funniest quotes thread.
« Reply #479 on: May 30, 2010, 04:50:27 PM »
EVERYBODY STOP ****ING POSTING! (I can say **** here ACAMS, right?)Yes you may, S-32,.. this is the place, NP.

The title is The most memorable and funniest quotes thread.
 
Emphasis on most.
 
Something posted yesterday isn't memorable... You might look at the first post where the author of this thread quoted someone from the day before... There is no way anyone could have know your definition of 'memorable'.

All posts from now on have to be a month old and from this ****ing forum. This is a good idea, and it's your thread. I'll help facilitate your new rule.

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