« previous next »
Pages: [1]   Go Down

Author Topic: Anybody want a big butt?  (Read 766 times)

Offline ACAMS

Anybody want a big butt?
« on: November 20, 2011, 05:31:21 PM »
Logged

Offline Mr. AS

  • TheGloriousCarbideArstotzkanIronsideChaosProtocol
  • *
  • Posts: 7557
  • Rep: 19
    • robotarenagtm
  • Awards BOTM Winner
    • View Profile
    • Awards
Re: Anybody want a big butt?
« Reply #1 on: November 20, 2011, 05:59:37 PM »
What a hard-ass
Logged
How you make Alarm Clock Pizza is:
Step 1: You buy an alarm clock from the store, and then you have to break it and put it in the sauce.
Step 2: Fold the sauce in 5 slices and put it in the dough.
Step 3: Paint the eggs with a pitcher of a clock showing what time you want to wake up and eat pizza for breakfast.
Step 4: Put the eggs in the dough.
Step 5: Make it flat into a round shape and draw the time you want on it.
Step 6: Put some old steel to prevent other peple from stealing it.
Step 7: Make it flat and cut into 60 slices 1 for each minute in 1 our.
Step 8: Put in the oven set the timer to 30048813.2884 seconds and put the temperature on 'Volcano' setting.
Step 9: If you think it is take to long, then get yor alarm clock and set it to now so that it will ring and you can take it out.
Step 10: Take it out uv the uvin wen it is redy and go to bed. In the morning eat pizza and also eat yor hands bi mistake.

Offline Enigm@

  • convicted sex offender
  • *
  • Posts: 6616
  • Rep: 5
  • :really_makes_you_think:
    • http://www.youtube.com/us
    • View Profile
    • Awards
  • Skype: uncle_slamm
Re: Anybody want a big butt?
« Reply #2 on: November 20, 2011, 06:03:06 PM »
no thanks, i already have a fat ass.
Logged
(◕‿◕✿) discord: uncle_slamm steam: bigmommaprodz #unbanlra2

Offline Naryar

  • Posts: 23278
  • Rep: 20
  • hybrids oui oui
    • http://www.youtube.com/us
  • Awards BOTM Winner
    • View Profile
    • Awards
  • Skype: TheMightyNaryar
Re: Anybody want a big butt?
« Reply #3 on: November 20, 2011, 06:11:10 PM »
Cement ? Must have been heavily hauling ass.
Logged

Offline HurricaneAndrew

  • Ultra Heavyweight
  • Posts: 4235
  • Rep: -13
  • Admon is not pleased with your shenanigans.
    • HurricaneAndrew92
    • HurricaneAndrewGTM
    • View Profile
    • Awards
  • Skype: hurricaneandrew92
Re: Anybody want a big butt?
« Reply #4 on: November 20, 2011, 06:30:56 PM »
Must be hard to poop like that.
Logged

#BlackNamesMatter  |  #HurricaneAndrewDidNothingWrong  |  #DemodNaryar  |  #OldfagAlliance
Pages: [1]   Go Up
« previous next »