The most memorable and funniest quotes thread.

[Sage]

L T L

O wat i did it rong

WIN

[G.K.]

GRRR. I'm 19 days short of being able to enter.

I'm 21 days short.....

I'm 10 months tall :P

[GoldenFox93]

Oh please... I barely eat any baguettes, and do not wear neither blue and white shirts, neither red trousers.

And do not play accordéon as well.

Oh really, Nary?  = P

[G.K.]

I feel like Naryar is trying to profile us for a dating site or something. Seriously, what's next? What style do you look for in a builder? Defence, balance, or offence?

[lloopp D lloopp]

I bet everyone would say what SoTG's style is.

[Squirrel_Monkey]

I bet everyone would say what SoTG's style is.

And that would be.....


Also

Legend of Smellda. Get it? Instead of "Zelda", I wrote "Smellda"? "Smell-da"! See what I did there? Aren't I so clever for coming up with something that rhymes?

Netris. See what I did there? I replaced the first "T" in "Tetris" with an "N". Aren't I a hoot?

...
n00b

[G.K.]

Super Smash Brothers GTM:
Fight as your favorite user for victory! Climb up the forum ladder to face ACAMS in a final showdown. If you win, you may strike fear into other users, and limit n00bs.

Naryar: Low Health in empty space, extra FUUUUUUUUU power during "The Game"

[Squirrel_Monkey]

Jonzu says:
 why you little...
 *strangles*
 DIE!!!'
dan says:
 
 3 wins out of 3
Jonzu says:
 I'm so pissed!!1
 I lose all my Warlight games!!! 
dan says:
 
Jonzu says:
  have won only once.
dan says:
 so
Jonzu says:
 It's so annoying!!
 
dan says:
 
Jonzu says:
 nerd.
dan says:
 lol
Jonzu says:
 ^^
 Win avatar
dan says:
 where
Jonzu says:
 I have.
 in MSN.
dan says:
 nope, lies all lies
Jonzu says:
 >_<
 why you little!!
 *strangles again*
dan says:
 *dies*
Jonzu says:
 Wohoo!!
 I killed S_M!!
dan says:
 *Returns as Zombie*
Jonzu says:
 
 *runs away*
dan says:
 *Kills Dawn and turns her into a zombie*
Jonzu says:
 NOO!!!

[G.K.]

Hi Dan!

[Squirrel_Monkey]

Hi Everyone!!!

[Squirrel_Monkey]

 *watces Dawn & S_M
 *
 I must do something..
 Hmm...
 but what..
 *runs towards S_M & Dawn*
dan says:
 *Hides
 *Get's ACAMS's Shotgun*
 *Blows of Jonzu's arm*
Jonzu says:
 sh**!
 *runs away*
dan says:
 language man
Jonzu says:
 *goes into hospital*
dan says:
 *Blows up Hospital with bomb*
Jonzu says:
 *lays on the ground*
 *fainted*
dan says:
 *Locks Jonzu up in chains*
 *Eats a lemon Pie*
Jonzu says:
 *wokes up*
dan says:
 you mean wakes
Jonzu says:
 // yeah yeah..

[G.K.]

DELETE MY NAME NOW

[Flashback]

srry, off topic, but squirrl, check your message inbox

[Squirrel_Monkey]

But no-one knows which it is. In fact no-one new any were yours until you posted that.

[Zog]

*claps sarcastically*


Clever, G.K., real clever...

[GoldenFox93]

Super Smash Brothers GTM:
Fight as your favorite user for victory! Climb up the forum ladder to face ACAMS in a final showdown. If you win, you may strike fear into other users, and limit n00bs.

Naryar: Low Health in empty space, extra FUUUUUUUUU power during "The Game"

You know, that's not a bad idea actually! Using our Story Time incarnations (IE. Natef using a Grand Maximus Sword, Nary becoming a half-dragon half-Angry Frenchman hybrid, GK summoning AMCV to attack, and me using my ST Armour to kick some Texas-bred rump), I reckon it could actually be a brilliant game!
 
Stages could include the outside deck of the Diotoir, the floating Arena over the pit of oblivion, a Bydo-infested Space Station...
 
...I'm putting a bit too much thought into this, aren't I? 

[R0B0SH4RK]

DELETE MY NAME NOW

My guess is that you're Jacob.

[lloopp D lloopp]

I know. but I ain't telling.

[Zog]

I wonder what happens if he doesn't delete your name...

[Badnik96]

Super Smash Brothers GTM:
Fight as your favorite user for victory! Climb up the forum ladder to face ACAMS in a final showdown. If you win, you may strike fear into other users, and limit n00bs.

Naryar: Low Health in empty space, extra FUUUUUUUUU power during "The Game"

You know, that's not a bad idea actually! Using our Story Time incarnations (IE. Natef using a Grand Maximus Sword, Nary becoming a half-dragon half-Angry Frenchman hybrid, GK summoning AMCV to attack, and me using my ST Armour to kick some Texas-bred rump), I reckon it could actually be a brilliant game!
 
Stages could include the outside deck of the Diotoir, the floating Arena over the pit of oblivion, a Bydo-infested Space Station...
 
...I'm putting a bit too much thought into this, aren't I? 

and I could turn into Bydo Badnik by pushing a button!