The GTM Armoury

[GoldenFox93]

Metal pole from a old punching bag my mum used to have.She didnt use it. Seriously, if THE MIGHTY NARYAR had it it would be a mutestick.

Fairly blockable with my shield, though   

Inb4 you miss block and he hits you right on the head.

The good thing about those types of shields is that they're easy to manouver- ergo easy to move around if he keeps changing the direction he tries to hit in. Knowing him, he'd probably be all "YAAAAAAARRRRGGGHHH BASH HIM HE INSULTED CHAOS IN THE TORPEDO", so he'd be fairly easy to stop and counter-attack.

[Incredirobotwars]

Metal pole from a old punching bag my mum used to have.She didnt use it. Seriously, if THE MIGHTY NARYAR had it it would be a mutestick.

Fairly blockable with my shield, though   

Inb4 you miss block and he hits you right on the head.

The good thing about those types of shields is that they're easy to manouver- ergo easy to move around if he keeps changing the direction he tries to hit in. Knowing him, he'd probably be all "YAAAAAAARRRRGGGHHH BASH HIM HE INSULTED CHAOS IN THE TORPEDO", so he'd be fairly easy to stop and counter-attack.

Depends how much force is behind the blow. Even if the shield is good quality, your arm is still gonna recieve the force from the blow, but the shield will deflect the actual object.

Just hope that he's not too strong.

[Naryar]

=> Implying GF's toy shield is any good for parrying anything else than foam weapons.

[GoldenFox93]

=> Implying GF's toy shield is any good for parrying anything else than foam weapons.

Not a toy, Nary. It's a solid metal one.

[HurricaneAndrew]

=> Implying GF's toy shield is any good for parrying anything else than foam weapons.

Not a toy, Nary. It's a solid metal one.

Having an all metal replica of Link's shield isn't pathetic at all...

Metal pole from a old punching bag my mum used to have.She didnt use it. Seriously, if THE MIGHTY NARYAR had it it would be a mutestick.

Fairly blockable with my shield, though   

Well, I've certainly never heard Link go 'Oh no, a stick! My one weakness!'...

...I've certainly never heard Link, to be honest.

You'd be hard pressed to, he never speaks. Unless you count the one in The Wind Waker, and even then, that's only one line.

That...was...my...point.

 

[Enigm@]

=> Implying GF's toy shield is any good for parrying anything else than foam weapons.

>implying your babby shield will do sh** for you if you're fighting someone with a gun

and don't the bullsh** argument only cowards use guns cos that's a lie, smart and practical people use guns and this is coming from a guy who play D&D religiously.

[GoldenFox93]

and don't the bullsh** argument only cowards use guns cos that's a lie, smart and practical people use guns and this is coming from a guy who play D&D religiously.

Nah. To me, knives are the coward's weapon. And even then, with different sets of things from different eras, it's comparing apples and oranges- of course a decent gun's going to beat medieval-based weaponry.

[Naryar]

=> Implying GF's toy shield is any good for parrying anything else than foam weapons.

>implying your babby shield will do sh** for you if you're fighting someone with a gun

and don't the bullsh** argument only cowards use guns cos that's a lie, smart and practical people use guns and this is coming from a guy who play D&D religiously.

Most certainly, guns are pragmatic and efficient (Except when you're out of ammo, have the wrong ammo, etc). And a coward would run and hide rather than use a gun.

Still... Manly men use melee weapons.

Besides, it certainly doesn't have the same feel to crush an opponent with your fists/melee than with a gun.

Also swordfights are cooler and more dramatic. You know it.

[Incredirobotwars]

=> Implying GF's toy shield is any good for parrying anything else than foam weapons.

>implying your babby shield will do sh** for you if you're fighting someone with a gun

and don't the bullsh** argument only cowards use guns cos that's a lie, smart and practical people use guns and this is coming from a guy who play D&D religiously.

Most certainly, guns are pragmatic and efficient (Except when you're out of ammo, have the wrong ammo, etc). And a coward would run and hide rather than use a gun.

Still... Manly men use melee weapons.

Besides, it certainly doesn't have the same feel to crush an opponent with your fists/melee than with a gun.

Also swordfights are cooler and more dramatic. You know it.

^this^

What would be everyone's melee weapon of choice?

I would go with a warhammer

[HurricaneAndrew]

Tomahawk or smaller battle axe.

[GoldenFox93]

Probably a Kukri or a Ninjato.

[Tweedy]

A ninjato or a rapier

[GoldenFox93]

A ninjato or a rapier

Bravo, another Ninjato fan! Katanas are alright, but they're a bit mainstream.

[GoldenFox93]

For Primary Weapons, I'm wondering if I'm the only one who likes the idea of a Flamethrower.

[090901]

For Primary Weapons, I'm wondering if I'm the only one who likes the idea of a Flamethrower.

It may explode on you...

[GoldenFox93]

For Primary Weapons, I'm wondering if I'm the only one who likes the idea of a Flamethrower.

It may explode on you...

Indeed a risk, but it'd definitely be cut with a bulletproof fuel tank.

[Incredirobotwars]

For Primary Weapons, I'm wondering if I'm the only one who likes the idea of a Flamethrower.

Everyone prefers the idea of a Minigun.

[GoldenFox93]

For Primary Weapons, I'm wondering if I'm the only one who likes the idea of a Flamethrower.

Everyone prefers the idea of a Minigun.

Wahey, always good to break the mould now and then. Besides, it's worth having one just for the purpose of making Jonzy cry   >:D

[Incredirobotwars]

Of course...there's always a rocket-propelled chainsaw launcher...
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Rocket_Propelled_Chainsaw

[ACAMS]

oh and i have a remington 500 shotgun and remington somerandomnumber rifle

Remington? .... Do you mean Mossberg 500?