SPARKEY RANT THREAD !

[090901]

OK. I'm 12.

Sparkey is ALSO 12.

Do you see a difference?
And 027 LB is 10. 10. And he still behaves better than sparkey!!

BAN HIM. NOW.

I'm also 12.
YES, BAN!

[Sparkey98]

To be quite honest, I've never failed a class in my life.

Me neither.


But when did this thread stop being about Sparkey and start being about IQs? I think we should tempban him again. Hydro and LRA2 improved after that, and I think we've given Sparkey enough chances. Most of us have been really helpful to him, and frankly he refuses to take our advice! He has yet to contribute anything to the community, short of a laughing stock, and frankly if he would just take the advice we're giving he could. Sparkey get this message into your head: You could be a respected member of the community if you just take our advice and stop trying to do more than you're capable of. Here's a simple few steps you need to follow:
Get DSL.
Make bots.
Get feedback.
DON'T ignore the help we give you.
And don't do a tourney until you can AI and make brackets!


Notice how many times we've said to not ignore our advice? Please take our advice.

I've had DSL since February. I probabley need a temp.

[nicsan2009]

dude all you have to do is listen to there advice and you will be okay

[GoldenFox93]

To be quite honest, I've never failed a class in my life.

Me neither.


But when did this thread stop being about Sparkey and start being about IQs? I think we should tempban him again. Hydro and LRA2 improved after that, and I think we've given Sparkey enough chances. Most of us have been really helpful to him, and frankly he refuses to take our advice! He has yet to contribute anything to the community, short of a laughing stock, and frankly if he would just take the advice we're giving he could. Sparkey get this message into your head: You could be a respected member of the community if you just take our advice and stop trying to do more than you're capable of. Here's a simple few steps you need to follow:
Get DSL.
Make bots.
Get feedback.
DON'T ignore the help we give you.
And don't do a tourney until you can AI and make brackets!


Notice how many times we've said to not ignore our advice? Please take our advice.

I've had DSL since February. I probabley need a temp.

Still, don't forget the last four points.

[Sparkey98]

Acording to Mad (I think it was him) I'm better at DSl.

[Stagfish]

I fail at maths (I always get around 40%) but I don't go ranting around forums about it do I? What you need is a break.

[Sparkey98]

Finally someone I can relate to. I'm bad at math, too.
 
Guys, lets just bery the hatchet, 20 feet under. I will behave, I won't even be around much.
 
Anyway, an Exerpt. Still not done, needs editing too.
So, lets discuss the mater of pop in schools.
First, I think it depends on the mater/situation. In my personal opinion, for a kid to purchase pop at school, he needs a parent/gaurdian note so that they can get a special "pop card" with money on it, wich is put into the machine to get pop, rather than just buying it.
So a kid who is not supposed to drink it can't. There can be many, many other problems with it. Due to the drug issue in some ghettos, it would be very possible for kids to make meth labs, pot brews, or pot water in the pop bottles. Another problem, kids are always, mostley in my school, throwning the bottles around, and poring water and pop on kids heads, wich makes it an isue that you can get pop from vending machines beacuse it is a chance to get in trouble for 1.94 everywere in the building. Also, if pop can be puchased from the lunch kitchen, then I think that entirly needs to be rulled out do to americas obeseity problem.
At my school, it is almost IMPOSIBLE to eat healthy for lunch, if you want any nutritional value, you have to get a monstrocity of a salad to go along with it, water to drink, and practially no salad dressing. Kids don't need pop, and there is crap going around like "tons of carbs make you think harder and work better" wich is a complete lye, aples, bannana, ect. by fare help alot better witch leaning and working. Pop, is not a school thing, it makes kids, such as myself, hard to control and impulsev, wich is a major no for school. Back on the subject of the Obesity problem, it agrevates me that they are trying to stop obesity, yet do nothing to
put more nutritionon in school meals and put vending machines in every hall.

[Meganerdbomb]

I took an IQ test once, but I forgot to put my name on it.

[Sparkey98]

Also, anoying-ness and lack of listening skills does not mean you're stupid. Hell, Bill Gates has autism.

[Stagfish]

Einstien had autism (i think)

[Badnik96]

So does 027 LB (and I think I remember R1885 saying he had autism too?)

[frezal]

Finally someone I can relate to. I'm bad at math, too.
 
Guys, lets just bery the hatchet, 20 feet under. I will behave, I won't even be around much.
 
Anyway, an Exerpt. Still not done, needs editing too.
So, lets discuss the mater of pop in schools.
First, I think it depends on the mater/situation. In my personal opinion, for a kid to purchase pop at school, he needs a parent/gaurdian note so that they can get a special "pop card" with money on it, wich is put into the machine to get pop, rather than just buying it.
So a kid who is not supposed to drink it can't. There can be many, many other problems with it. Due to the drug issue in some ghettos, it would be very possible for kids to make meth labs, pot brews, or pot water in the pop bottles. Another problem, kids are always, mostley in my school, throwning the bottles around, and poring water and pop on kids heads, wich makes it an isue that you can get pop from vending machines beacuse it is a chance to get in trouble for 1.94 everywere in the building. Also, if pop can be puchased from the lunch kitchen, then I think that entirly needs to be rulled out do to americas obeseity problem.
At my school, it is almost IMPOSIBLE to eat healthy for lunch, if you want any nutritional value, you have to get a monstrocity of a salad to go along with it, water to drink, and practially no salad dressing. Kids don't need pop, and there is crap going around like "tons of carbs make you think harder and work better" wich is a complete lye, aples, bannana, ect. by fare help alot better witch leaning and working. Pop, is not a school thing, it makes kids, such as myself, hard to control and impulsev, wich is a major no for school. Back on the subject of the Obesity problem, it agrevates me that they are trying to stop obesity, yet do nothing to
put more nutritionon in school meals and put vending machines in every hall.

Send me a Word file so that the formatting can be correct (send me a PM and I'll give you an email adress). I want to see what you're capable of.

[Condor33]

Acording to Mad (I think it was him) I'm better at DSl.

You are. I think you should focus on it, you'll get better faster.

[Naryar]

Acording to Mad (I think it was him) I'm better at DSl.

You are. I think you should focus on it, you'll get better faster.

Better at DSL ? You've got to be kidding me... he recently has been able to build relatively decent Stock popups but entered a massive FAIL DRUM in RA2 Trials. That won because the opponent failed even more.

[Resetti's Replicas]

Finally someone I can relate to. I'm bad at math, too.
 
Guys, lets just bery the hatchet, 20 feet under. I will behave, I won't even be around much.
 
Anyway, an Exerpt. Still not done, needs editing too.
So, lets discuss the mater of pop in schools.
First, I think it depends on the mater/situation. In my personal opinion, for a kid to purchase pop at school, he needs a parent/gaurdian note so that they can get a special "pop card" with money on it, wich is put into the machine to get pop, rather than just buying it.
So a kid who is not supposed to drink it can't. There can be many, many other problems with it. Due to the drug issue in some ghettos, it would be very possible for kids to make meth labs, pot brews, or pot water in the pop bottles. Another problem, kids are always, mostley in my school, throwning the bottles around, and poring water and pop on kids heads, wich makes it an isue that you can get pop from vending machines beacuse it is a chance to get in trouble for 1.94 everywere in the building. Also, if pop can be puchased from the lunch kitchen, then I think that entirly needs to be rulled out do to americas obeseity problem.
At my school, it is almost IMPOSIBLE to eat healthy for lunch, if you want any nutritional value, you have to get a monstrocity of a salad to go along with it, water to drink, and practially no salad dressing. Kids don't need pop, and there is crap going around like "tons of carbs make you think harder and work better" wich is a complete lye, aples, bannana, ect. by fare help alot better witch leaning and working. Pop, is not a school thing, it makes kids, such as myself, hard to control and impulsev, wich is a major no for school. Back on the subject of the Obesity problem, it agrevates me that they are trying to stop obesity, yet do nothing to
put more nutritionon in school meals and put vending machines in every hall.

I covered the same topic in high school (took the opposite side though), so I hope you'll listen to wat I have to say, even though it's negative stuff.

Two of your arguments mention the negatives of the bottles themselves, but even if your school sold only water, kids could still throw bottles around or turn them into "meth labs"

You flip-flopped, your first paragraph suggests a compromise, but everything after that suggests "ban soda pop with extreme prejudice."

Also, people have been demonizing "carbo-loading" since befoe you were born; you should really check your sources, because it's been a long, long time since "tons of carbs make you think harder and work better" was medically endorsed.

[R0B0SH4RK]

Wow, guys. Just wow. You've all allowed a 12 year old kid that you do not know on an internet forum to irritate you to the point where you're all calling for his head. Think about that for a second. It's pathetic. You don't know who he is, where he lives or what he's like IRL, and yet you let him get under your skin and then b!tch and whine about it like he kicked your dog. To me, this makes no sense. Your only channel of interaction with him ever is an INTERNET FORUM. You can just ignore him for the most part. I've been in his showcase mabye once since it reached the 9th page, and personally, I am not bothered by his presence on the forum at all. In my opinion he's waaaaaaay less of a troll than you guys make him out to be. Every damn time he makes a typo now, it seems like at least three people have to point it out to him, correct him, and then call him an idiot. AND YOU WONDER WHY HE RETALIATES AND "FLIES OFF THE HANDLE."

Don't get me wrong, Sparkey's still immature and has basically added nothing to the community at all, but this in itself is absolutely no reason to perma-ban him. All of the people that constantly nag and prod him are just as much to blame as he is for any grief that is caused.

And look, Naryar, I really don't want to get into a flame war with you over something as dumb as this, but take a look in the mirror once in a while. You have more inflammatory and insulting posts than Sparkey as total posts, and quite frankly, the condescending and elitist tone of many of your posts is about as aggrevating as anything on the forum. Are you a great builder? Yes. You're better than me. Do you contribute to the community? Yes, your Nar AI packs are great and I really respect the time and effort you've put into these services. But to me it seems that you think of yourself above everybody as a result, and this is one thing above all else that I can't stand. You're a better builder than most of us and an invaluable member of the community, but you're not better than anyone here. Not even Sparkey.

I hope that you guys eventually see that whenever this happens, it's a pointless waste of time and energy. I've just burned about 15 minutes of my life that I'll never get back fighting a battle that I know that I'm going to lose, but you guys have just wasted as much of your time creating and discussing this topic. This is a pointless exercise arguing over something that is a non-issue. I'll leave you guys a cartoon that you've all seen before, but I guess no one's ever taken seriously:



And yes, I do realize that by posting this argument over the internet, I'm a huge hypocrite because I've gone against everything that I just advocated. So, let's all try to make this the last time we go here.

Peace, guys :)

[G.K.]

Well said.

[toAst]

cant we all just agree to not give a sh**


i know i dont


at least not enough to read any of these wild walls of text


just let the threads sink if they suck


we can start here, even

[The Ounce]

I completely agree with you R0B0.

[Gazea2]

R0B0, you are completely right.

I mean, what is the point of this thread?

You have all stated before that you dislike Sparkey so why start a thread about it?

It's not going to get him banned so why do it?

You wouldn't like it if is was about you.

@Sparkey:

Sparkey, please listen to advice. We are only trying to help and improve your bot building. Although you may not become as good as Sage, Pwnator and InfiniteInertia, you could become the next best thing.

Thanks for reading.