SPARKEY RANT THREAD !

[Sparkey98]

Give me a spelling test by posting a false spelling so I have to fix it. Then I'm going to leave. If you can't trust that I won't use google, then you don't deserve my friendship.

[Virus Bomb]

show us one of your stories Sparkey.

[ACAMS]

i wil leven type out a 2 page long story to prove it.

If you will just slow down and quit making ^^^^THOSE^^^^ mistakes, then quit getting mad when we say something. (you can get mad, just don't let us see it....that is like blood to a shark)

[Sparkey98]

Well, sometimes you think I'm mad when I'm not! like now, I'm fine. Good point, but I fly off the handle when you guys THINK I fly off the handle.

[ACAMS]

Well, sometimes you think I'm mad when I'm not! like now, I'm fine. Good point, but I fly off the handle when you guys THINK I fly off the handle.

 
     Where is Madiaba when you need him???   That needs some serious translation! (a tleast teh speling waa guud)

[Jack Daniels]

Everyone seems to take each other too seriously on this forum.

[RedSawn]

I'll be truthful and say I don't see the fuss. We were all obnoxious once. I know I was. We know LRA2 used to be. (really)

Maturity comes with time. Don't permanently end his chance.

[Stagfish]

^^true

but I'm still a bit miffed about him getting my thread locked

[frezal]

I have strait As and A B (due to loosing papers). I went to Sylven Leaning Centers to help me with my math a while ago and they said I have the language arts skills of a 15, NOT including spelling, that stuff is never really counted in my grade. I have papers to prove it, i wil leven type out a 2 page long story to prove it.

Grades don't prove anything. I got a C in a US History course because I refused to regurgitate the professor's opinion that Thomas Jefferson was no good. If you really want to prove yourself, write a two page, double-spaced essay on... oh, I don't know. How about on whether or not soda should be sold at schools? Send it to me when you're done and I'll go over it, posting my corrections here in the public square.

Agree to take my challenge?

[RedSawn]

Grades don't prove anything. I got a C in a US History course because I refused to regurgitate the professor's opinion that Thomas Jefferson was no good.

That's true. Failed GCSE Citizenship (D) in the UK. It's basically just reading about and regurgitating public matters (Pretty much anything politically charged along with a few misfits, as if the 15~16 year old chavs care about any of it) and developing multicultural tolerance (Through doing nothing on culture and religion at all)

Any other goals I don't remember. The most I remember is some textbook page on pressure groups, something about how TV regions are divided, a pie chart on which UK newspaper was the most popular in 2003, and some exam question about some boys who climbed over a chain fence and onto a railway track. (Idiots) ... The exam question in particular was also on the MOCK papers we were given out, so it's clear they don't have many feasible questions to ask.

[Natef]

That's a good idea, Frezal.

[Resetti's Replicas]

Also there's the fact that you can say whatever you want, and no one has any way to refute your claim.  In high school, I took AP classes in every subject and got straight A's.  After I graduated Valedictorian, I got a full scholarship to Harvard on account of my IQ of 200.  My GPA is a solid 4.0.

[lloopp D lloopp]

o_O

[RedSawn]

Also there's the fact that you can say whatever you want, and no one has any way to refute your claim.  In high school, I took AP classes in every subject and got straight A's.  After I graduated Valedictorian, I got a full scholarship to Harvard on account of my IQ of 200.  My GPA is a solid 4.0.

I was enrolled and taught at Oxford University within 5 minutes of my birth. 
EDIT: Quantum Physics.
 

[Natef]

To be quite honest, I've never failed a class in my life.

[Sage]

That sounds a lot more impressive than it actually is xD

[G.K.]

I am descended from important psychatrists and will soon join them in said field.

[NFX]

I'd say having an IQ of 200 is pretty impressive. I think mines is somewhere around 170, I'm not too sure.

But on Sparkey, if he did maybe take some of the advice he has been given, then perhaps he might get some of the respect he's been looking for. I mean, my bots were rubbish before I turned up here.

Although, I think one thing about the internet is you don't get the tone of voice through with just text. That leads to a lot of misunderstandings, I've found. Sparkey, if you're getting mad about stuff, take some time to read the whole post, and don't rush into it. You'll get less misunderstandings that way, and a lot less flaming. =)

[Condor33]

To be quite honest, I've never failed a class in my life.

Me neither.


But when did this thread stop being about Sparkey and start being about IQs? I think we should tempban him again. Hydro and LRA2 improved after that, and I think we've given Sparkey enough chances. Most of us have been really helpful to him, and frankly he refuses to take our advice! He has yet to contribute anything to the community, short of a laughing stock, and frankly if he would just take the advice we're giving he could. Sparkey get this message into your head: You could be a respected member of the community if you just take our advice and stop trying to do more than you're capable of. Here's a simple few steps you need to follow:
Get DSL.
Make bots.
Get feedback.
DON'T ignore the help we give you.
And don't do a tourney until you can AI and make brackets!


Notice how many times we've said to not ignore our advice? Please take our advice.

[Reier]

WOW this thread is setting new records for dumb.