Author Topic: Sick Jokes Thread (Read 4814 times)

Sparkey98 · « **Reply #20 on:** January 03, 2010, 02:47:39 PM »

I was talking about most-likely-hairy pedos

frezal · « **Reply #21 on:** January 03, 2010, 03:09:16 PM »

Quote from: Sparkey98 on January 03, 2010, 02:47:39 PM

I was talking about most-likely-hairy pedos

First of all, I'm an adult, so a pedophile, by definition, wouldn't want me. Secondly, why assume that they're hairy? Lastly, what gives you the impression that pedophiles use glue for lube?

System32 · « **Reply #22 on:** January 03, 2010, 03:15:34 PM »

Quote from: frezal on January 03, 2010, 03:09:16 PM

First of all, I'm an adult, so a p[a]edophile, by definition, wouldn't want me.

Fixed.

Unless your feet fell off at puberty.

frezal · « **Reply #23 on:** January 03, 2010, 03:22:19 PM »

Quote from: System32 on January 03, 2010, 03:15:34 PM

Quote from: frezal on January 03, 2010, 03:09:16 PM
First of all, I'm an adult, so a p[a]edophile, by definition, wouldn't want me.
Fixed.

Unless your feet fell off at puberty.

THIS IS 'MER'CA! WE DON'T USE NONE OF THAT THERE PUSSY ENGLISH!

Sparkey98 · « **Reply #24 on:** January 03, 2010, 03:31:33 PM »

okay just get over it, I forgot you guys are older and would'nt laughf

frezal · « **Reply #25 on:** January 03, 2010, 03:40:36 PM »

Quote from: Sparkey98 on January 03, 2010, 03:31:33 PM

okay just get over it, I forgot you guys are older and would'nt laughf

For a joke to be funny, it has to make sense. Since there are no hairy twigs that stick to things, and hairy penises don't self adhere to flesh, your joke fails. It seems as though you were just wanting to make a dick joke, but didn't feel like taking the time to flesh it out. When comparing a penis to something made of wood, an easy place to start is to make a morning wood joke.

Sparkey98 · « **Reply #26 on:** January 03, 2010, 05:58:22 PM »

you got is dead on

Jack Daniels · « **Reply #27 on:** January 03, 2010, 08:17:17 PM »

Quote from: frezal on January 03, 2010, 03:40:36 PM

Quote from: Sparkey98 on January 03, 2010, 03:31:33 PM
okay just get over it, I forgot you guys are older and would'nt laughf
For a joke to be funny, it has to make sense. Since there are no hairy twigs that stick to things, and hairy penises don't self adhere to flesh, your joke fails. It seems as though you were just wanting to make a dick joke, but didn't feel like taking the time to flesh it out. When comparing a penis to something made of wood, an easy place to start is to make a morning wood joke.

Frezal's pun is funnier than this whole thread combined :D

frezal · « **Reply #28 on:** January 03, 2010, 08:30:16 PM »

Quote from: Jack Daniels on January 03, 2010, 08:17:17 PM

Frezal's pun is funnier than this whole thread combined :D

Occam's Razor.

Resetti's Replicas · « **Reply #29 on:** January 04, 2010, 07:05:33 AM »

Quote from: frezal on January 03, 2010, 08:30:16 PM

Occam's Razor.

Is what you need if your member is so hairy that it "sticks to you and won't stop"

System32 · « **Reply #30 on:** January 04, 2010, 08:04:40 AM »

http://sickipedia.org

I win. End of the thread.

Madiaba · « **Reply #31 on:** January 04, 2010, 04:51:03 PM »

Now let's not make things bigger than they are......

frezal · « **Reply #32 on:** January 04, 2010, 05:00:40 PM »

Quote from: Sonny_Resetti on January 04, 2010, 07:05:33 AM

Quote from: frezal on January 03, 2010, 08:30:16 PM
Occam's Razor.

Is what you need if your member is so hairy that it "sticks to you and won't stop"

Only if you want to shave it in the fewest amount of strokes possible.

Sparkey98 · « **Reply #33 on:** January 04, 2010, 05:01:51 PM »

eeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwww boys are icky!!!

Reier · « **Reply #34 on:** January 04, 2010, 05:03:36 PM »

Are you a girl then

Sparkey98 · « **Reply #35 on:** January 04, 2010, 05:19:57 PM »

neither..........MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Scrap Daddy · « **Reply #36 on:** January 04, 2010, 05:22:25 PM »

Prove it. By that I mean pics or it didn't happen.

System32 · « **Reply #37 on:** January 04, 2010, 07:43:05 PM »

This wasn't an event Scrap.

This is a rare genetic disorder.

Sparks is endangered!

frezal · « **Reply #38 on:** January 04, 2010, 07:51:11 PM »

Quote from: Sparkey98 on January 04, 2010, 05:01:51 PM

eeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwww boys are icky!!!

You're the one with sticky, hairy penis experience.

Sparkey98 · « **Reply #39 on:** January 04, 2010, 08:04:48 PM »

i have a sticky hairy penise?