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Title: Sick Jokes Thread
Post by: Naryar on December 30, 2008, 11:26:03 AM
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Title: Sick Jokes Thread
Post by: Serge on December 30, 2008, 02:48:44 PM
On a similar note:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AYujWCCHRk
Title: Sick Jokes Thread
Post by: somestrangeguy on December 30, 2008, 05:18:06 PM
Also on same topic:
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Title: Sick Jokes Thread
Post by: Naryar on January 04, 2009, 04:00:45 PM
Serge & SSG : WIN.

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(Longest gif i've seen)
Title: Sick Jokes Thread
Post by: System32 on January 04, 2009, 04:28:06 PM
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=eqTBcIzJD7M
Title: Sick Jokes Thread
Post by: Madiaba on January 04, 2009, 04:51:12 PM
Nar and Serge,... the WTC pic/vid are very sick jokes.
 
C'est un très sensative sujet, here.

 
Here's one:
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Title: Sick Jokes Thread
Post by: Resetti's Replicas on January 25, 2009, 06:16:31 PM
Here's one that's kinda dark, but made me laugh anyways.  It's more mild than the others, there's no racism, 9/11 jokes or blood and gore.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JaW_f45xnY
Title: Sick Jokes Thread
Post by: Naryar on March 22, 2009, 05:34:22 PM
Bump.

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Title: Sick Jokes Thread
Post by: Urjak on March 22, 2009, 05:58:23 PM
Okay, that is great!
Title: Sick Jokes Thread
Post by: MikeNCR on March 22, 2009, 06:06:25 PM
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Title: Re: Sick Jokes Thread
Post by: Naryar on December 19, 2009, 01:51:58 PM
Ths is kinda gross so i am not posting it in the jokes thread

(http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/9/99/Cavitysearchpedobear.jpg)
Title: Re: Sick Jokes Thread
Post by: Sparkey98 on December 27, 2009, 06:34:13 PM
I'm gonna burn in hell for this, but
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It's sad that this is not photoshoped and I think it deserves this:
(https://gametechmods.com/uploads/images/85536pedo-bear-seal-of-approval.png)
Title: Re: Sick Jokes Thread
Post by: Pwnator on December 27, 2009, 08:20:27 PM
Are you really 11 years old? :P
Title: Re: Sick Jokes Thread
Post by: System32 on December 27, 2009, 10:13:48 PM
Say what you like about guys who beat their women but they get a ****ing cup of tea when they ask for one.


Girlfriend: You don't know who Brittany Murphy is?
Me: Nope.
Girlfriend: I would have thought she'd be on your shag list.
Me: What about her?
Girlfriend: She died today.
Me: Well she's on my shag list now...

I slept on the sofa last night.


I start my job at a restaurant tomorrow.

I can't wait.


If the Pope doesn't want to be knocked down, he shouldn't dress up as a skittle.


Before women had the vote, there was no Terrorism, the economy was good, AIDS wasn't a big deal and we had an Empire....

Look what you've done women.


BBC News: "Pope gives address after assault."

Surely that's just asking for trouble.


When the Pope asked Santa for a jumper, I don't think that's what he was expecting.


According to BBC News, the father of the Nigerian who attempted to blow up the Delta airliner whilst approaching Detroit had emailed US authorities to warn them about his son's extreme anti American views. This man happened to be a very wealthy banker.

You can imagine the email arriving at the US Government's offices:

Good afternoon, I am a wealthy Nigerian banker....
Title: Re: Sick Jokes Thread
Post by: Scrap Daddy on December 27, 2009, 10:24:35 PM
According to BBC News, the father of the Nigerian who attempted to blow up the Delta airliner whilst approaching Detroit had emailed US authorities to warn them about his son's extreme anti American views. This man happened to be a very wealthy banker.

You can imagine the email arriving at the US Government's offices:

Good afternoon, I am a wealthy Nigerian banker....

This actually made me lol.
Title: Re: Sick Jokes Thread
Post by: Sparkey98 on January 02, 2010, 07:56:11 PM
this is very NSFW
 
what do twigs and penises both have in common?
there round
there long
the stick straight up
they will brush peoples legs
and when you walk by the really hairy ones, they stick to you and don't stop
Title: Re: Sick Jokes Thread
Post by: frezal on January 03, 2010, 02:24:59 PM
this is very NSFW
 
what do twigs and penises both have in common?
the[y']re round
the[y']re long
the[y] stick straight up
they will brush people[']s legs
and when you walk by the really hairy ones, they stick to you and don't stop
I don't think I've ever seen a hairy twig, nor have I ever had a hairy penis get stuck to me. For that to happen, I think the dude would have to lube himself with super glue.
Title: Re: Sick Jokes Thread
Post by: Sparkey98 on January 03, 2010, 02:26:17 PM
this is very NSFW
 
what do twigs and penises both have in common?
the[y']re round
the[y']re long
the[y] stick straight up
they will brush people[']s legs
and when you walk by the really hairy ones, they stick to you and don't stop
I don't think I've ever seen a hairy twig, nor have I ever had a hairy penis get stuck to me. For that to happen, I think the dude would have to lube himself with super glue.
there called thorn plants
Title: Re: Sick Jokes Thread
Post by: frezal on January 03, 2010, 02:45:24 PM
this is very NSFW
 
what do twigs and penises both have in common?
the[y']re round
the[y']re long
the[y] stick straight up
they will brush people[']s legs
and when you walk by the really hairy ones, they stick to you and don't stop
I don't think I've ever seen a hairy twig, nor have I ever had a hairy penis get stuck to me. For that to happen, I think the dude would have to lube himself with super glue.
there called thorn plants
Those would be prickly, and not twigs. Joke fail.
Title: Re: Sick Jokes Thread
Post by: Scrap Daddy on January 03, 2010, 02:46:47 PM
Why would you be walking by a bunch of hairy penises anyway?
Title: Re: Sick Jokes Thread
Post by: Sparkey98 on January 03, 2010, 02:47:39 PM
I was talking about most-likely-hairy pedos
Title: Re: Sick Jokes Thread
Post by: frezal on January 03, 2010, 03:09:16 PM
I was talking about most-likely-hairy pedos
First of all, I'm an adult, so a pedophile, by definition, wouldn't want me. Secondly, why assume that they're hairy? Lastly, what gives you the impression that pedophiles use glue for lube?
Title: Re: Sick Jokes Thread
Post by: System32 on January 03, 2010, 03:15:34 PM
First of all, I'm an adult, so a p[a]edophile, by definition, wouldn't want me.
Fixed.

Unless your feet fell off at puberty.
Title: Re: Sick Jokes Thread
Post by: frezal on January 03, 2010, 03:22:19 PM
First of all, I'm an adult, so a p[a]edophile, by definition, wouldn't want me.
Fixed.

Unless your feet fell off at puberty.
THIS IS 'MER'CA! WE DON'T USE NONE OF THAT THERE PUSSY ENGLISH!
Title: Re: Sick Jokes Thread
Post by: Sparkey98 on January 03, 2010, 03:31:33 PM
okay just get over it, I forgot you guys are older and would'nt laughf
Title: Re: Sick Jokes Thread
Post by: frezal on January 03, 2010, 03:40:36 PM
okay just get over it, I forgot you guys are older and would'nt laughf
For a joke to be funny, it has to make sense. Since there are no hairy twigs that stick to things, and hairy penises don't self adhere to flesh, your joke fails. It seems as though you were just wanting to make a dick joke, but didn't feel like taking the time to flesh it out. When comparing a penis to something made of wood, an easy place to start is to make a morning wood joke.
Title: Re: Sick Jokes Thread
Post by: Sparkey98 on January 03, 2010, 05:58:22 PM
you got is dead on
Title: Re: Sick Jokes Thread
Post by: Jack Daniels on January 03, 2010, 08:17:17 PM
okay just get over it, I forgot you guys are older and would'nt laughf
For a joke to be funny, it has to make sense. Since there are no hairy twigs that stick to things, and hairy penises don't self adhere to flesh, your joke fails. It seems as though you were just wanting to make a dick joke, but didn't feel like taking the time to flesh it out. When comparing a penis to something made of wood, an easy place to start is to make a morning wood joke.
Frezal's pun is funnier than this whole thread combined :D
Title: Re: Sick Jokes Thread
Post by: frezal on January 03, 2010, 08:30:16 PM
Frezal's pun is funnier than this whole thread combined :D
Occam's Razor.
Title: Re: Sick Jokes Thread
Post by: Resetti's Replicas on January 04, 2010, 07:05:33 AM
Occam's Razor.

Is what you need if your member is so hairy that it "sticks to you and won't stop"
Title: Re: Sick Jokes Thread
Post by: System32 on January 04, 2010, 08:04:40 AM
http://sickipedia.org

I win. End of the thread.
Title: Re: Sick Jokes Thread
Post by: Madiaba on January 04, 2010, 04:51:03 PM
Now let's not make things bigger than they are......
Title: Re: Sick Jokes Thread
Post by: frezal on January 04, 2010, 05:00:40 PM
Occam's Razor.

Is what you need if your member is so hairy that it "sticks to you and won't stop"
Only if you want to shave it in the fewest amount of strokes possible.
Title: Re: Sick Jokes Thread
Post by: Sparkey98 on January 04, 2010, 05:01:51 PM
eeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwww boys are icky!!!
Title: Re: Sick Jokes Thread
Post by: Reier on January 04, 2010, 05:03:36 PM
Are you a girl then
Title: Re: Sick Jokes Thread
Post by: Sparkey98 on January 04, 2010, 05:19:57 PM
neither..........MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Title: Re: Sick Jokes Thread
Post by: Scrap Daddy on January 04, 2010, 05:22:25 PM
Prove it. By that I mean pics or it didn't happen.
Title: Re: Sick Jokes Thread
Post by: System32 on January 04, 2010, 07:43:05 PM
This wasn't an event Scrap.

This is a rare genetic disorder.

Sparks is endangered!
Title: Re: Sick Jokes Thread
Post by: frezal on January 04, 2010, 07:51:11 PM
eeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwww boys are icky!!!
You're the one with sticky, hairy penis experience.
Title: Re: Sick Jokes Thread
Post by: Sparkey98 on January 04, 2010, 08:04:48 PM
i have a sticky hairy penise?
Title: Re: Sick Jokes Thread
Post by: frezal on January 04, 2010, 09:00:20 PM
i have a sticky hairy penise?

You've at least been around them.
Title: Re: Sick Jokes Thread
Post by: Sparkey98 on January 04, 2010, 09:04:54 PM
i've been around corn on the cob?
Title: Re: Sick Jokes Thread
Post by: Naryar on January 05, 2010, 09:15:12 AM
Either he's hermaphroditic, either he's asexual.

And by asexual i mean absolutely no functional genitals.
Title: Re: Sick Jokes Thread
Post by: frezal on January 05, 2010, 02:38:04 PM
Either he's hermaphroditic, either he's asexual.

And by asexual i mean absolutely no functional genitals.
I think it's more likely that he hasn't hit puberty, and nobody has taught him how human sexual functions work.
Title: Re: Sick Jokes Thread
Post by: cephalopod on January 05, 2010, 03:32:01 PM
This thread had me laughing for about 10 minutes straight, with it's talk of hairy wood and hairy penises sticking to people. Thank you for the entertainment ;D
Title: Re: Sick Jokes Thread
Post by: G.K. on April 28, 2010, 12:49:33 PM
BUMP

We were in physics today, discussing the effects of different drugs on driver's reactions. Then one person suggested viagra. We all laughed. Then, one person said:

"At least you'd be able to press all three pedals!"

I don't like those sort of jokes at all but this had me LOL'ing.
Title: Re: Sick Jokes Thread
Post by: GoldenFox93 on April 28, 2010, 12:54:52 PM
Here's one for ACAMS-

"BBC News headline:
'South Africa's Zuma reveals he is HIV-negative'

I love how it is headline news when a black man doesn't have aids"
Title: Re: Sick Jokes Thread
Post by: Pwnator on April 28, 2010, 08:09:51 PM
BUMP

We were in physics today, discussing the effects of different drugs on driver's reactions. Then one person suggested viagra. We all laughed. Then, one person said:

"At least you'd be able to press all three pedals!"

I don't like those sort of jokes at all but this had me LOL'ing.




HAHAHAHAHAHA WIN
Title: Re: Sick Jokes Thread
Post by: Naryar on April 29, 2010, 01:14:58 AM
BUMP

We were in physics today, discussing the effects of different drugs on driver's reactions. Then one person suggested viagra. We all laughed. Then, one person said:

"At least you'd be able to press all three pedals!"

I don't like those sort of jokes at all but this had me LOL'ing.

Hah !