According to BBC News, the father of the Nigerian who attempted to blow up the Delta airliner whilst approaching Detroit had emailed US authorities to warn them about his son's extreme anti American views. This man happened to be a very wealthy banker.
You can imagine the email arriving at the US Government's offices:
Good afternoon, I am a wealthy Nigerian banker....
this is very NSFWI don't think I've ever seen a hairy twig, nor have I ever had a hairy penis get stuck to me. For that to happen, I think the dude would have to lube himself with super glue.
what do twigs and penises both have in common?
the[y']re round
the[y']re long
the[y] stick straight up
they will brush people[']s legs
and when you walk by the really hairy ones, they stick to you and don't stop
there called thorn plantsthis is very NSFWI don't think I've ever seen a hairy twig, nor have I ever had a hairy penis get stuck to me. For that to happen, I think the dude would have to lube himself with super glue.
what do twigs and penises both have in common?
the[y']re round
the[y']re long
the[y] stick straight up
they will brush people[']s legs
and when you walk by the really hairy ones, they stick to you and don't stop
Those would be prickly, and not twigs. Joke fail.there called thorn plantsthis is very NSFWI don't think I've ever seen a hairy twig, nor have I ever had a hairy penis get stuck to me. For that to happen, I think the dude would have to lube himself with super glue.
what do twigs and penises both have in common?
the[y']re round
the[y']re long
the[y] stick straight up
they will brush people[']s legs
and when you walk by the really hairy ones, they stick to you and don't stop
I was talking about most-likely-hairy pedosFirst of all, I'm an adult, so a pedophile, by definition, wouldn't want me. Secondly, why assume that they're hairy? Lastly, what gives you the impression that pedophiles use glue for lube?
First of all, I'm an adult, so a p[a]edophile, by definition, wouldn't want me.Fixed.
THIS IS 'MER'CA! WE DON'T USE NONE OF THAT THERE PUSSY ENGLISH!First of all, I'm an adult, so a p[a]edophile, by definition, wouldn't want me.Fixed.
Unless your feet fell off at puberty.
okay just get over it, I forgot you guys are older and would'nt laughfFor a joke to be funny, it has to make sense. Since there are no hairy twigs that stick to things, and hairy penises don't self adhere to flesh, your joke fails. It seems as though you were just wanting to make a dick joke, but didn't feel like taking the time to flesh it out. When comparing a penis to something made of wood, an easy place to start is to make a morning wood joke.
Frezal's pun is funnier than this whole thread combined :Dokay just get over it, I forgot you guys are older and would'nt laughfFor a joke to be funny, it has to make sense. Since there are no hairy twigs that stick to things, and hairy penises don't self adhere to flesh, your joke fails. It seems as though you were just wanting to make a dick joke, but didn't feel like taking the time to flesh it out. When comparing a penis to something made of wood, an easy place to start is to make a morning wood joke.
Frezal's pun is funnier than this whole thread combined :DOccam's Razor.
Occam's Razor.
Only if you want to shave it in the fewest amount of strokes possible.Occam's Razor.
Is what you need if your member is so hairy that it "sticks to you and won't stop"
eeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwww boys are icky!!!You're the one with sticky, hairy penis experience.
i have a sticky hairy penise?
Either he's hermaphroditic, either he's asexual.I think it's more likely that he hasn't hit puberty, and nobody has taught him how human sexual functions work.
And by asexual i mean absolutely no functional genitals.
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We were in physics today, discussing the effects of different drugs on driver's reactions. Then one person suggested viagra. We all laughed. Then, one person said:
"At least you'd be able to press all three pedals!"
I don't like those sort of jokes at all but this had me LOL'ing.
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We were in physics today, discussing the effects of different drugs on driver's reactions. Then one person suggested viagra. We all laughed. Then, one person said:
"At least you'd be able to press all three pedals!"
I don't like those sort of jokes at all but this had me LOL'ing.