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Re: Sick Jokes Thread
« Reply #40 on: January 04, 2010, 09:00:20 PM »
Quote from: Sparkey98 on January 04, 2010, 08:04:48 PM
i have a sticky hairy penise?

You've at least been around them.
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Re: Sick Jokes Thread
« Reply #41 on: January 04, 2010, 09:04:54 PM »
i've been around corn on the cob?
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Re: Sick Jokes Thread
« Reply #42 on: January 05, 2010, 09:15:12 AM »
Either he's hermaphroditic, either he's asexual.

And by asexual i mean absolutely no functional genitals.
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Re: Sick Jokes Thread
« Reply #43 on: January 05, 2010, 02:38:04 PM »
Quote from: Naryar on January 05, 2010, 09:15:12 AM
Either he's hermaphroditic, either he's asexual.

And by asexual i mean absolutely no functional genitals.
I think it's more likely that he hasn't hit puberty, and nobody has taught him how human sexual functions work.
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Re: Sick Jokes Thread
« Reply #44 on: January 05, 2010, 03:32:01 PM »
This thread had me laughing for about 10 minutes straight, with it's talk of hairy wood and hairy penises sticking to people. Thank you for the entertainment ;D
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Re: Sick Jokes Thread
« Reply #45 on: April 28, 2010, 12:49:33 PM »
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We were in physics today, discussing the effects of different drugs on driver's reactions. Then one person suggested viagra. We all laughed. Then, one person said:

"At least you'd be able to press all three pedals!"

I don't like those sort of jokes at all but this had me LOL'ing.
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Re: Sick Jokes Thread
« Reply #46 on: April 28, 2010, 12:54:52 PM »
Here's one for ACAMS-

"BBC News headline:
'South Africa's Zuma reveals he is HIV-negative'

I love how it is headline news when a black man doesn't have aids"
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Re: Sick Jokes Thread
« Reply #47 on: April 28, 2010, 08:09:51 PM »
Quote from: G.K. on April 28, 2010, 12:49:33 PM
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We were in physics today, discussing the effects of different drugs on driver's reactions. Then one person suggested viagra. We all laughed. Then, one person said:

"At least you'd be able to press all three pedals!"

I don't like those sort of jokes at all but this had me LOL'ing.




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Re: Sick Jokes Thread
« Reply #48 on: April 29, 2010, 01:14:58 AM »
Quote from: G.K. on April 28, 2010, 12:49:33 PM
BUMP

We were in physics today, discussing the effects of different drugs on driver's reactions. Then one person suggested viagra. We all laughed. Then, one person said:

"At least you'd be able to press all three pedals!"

I don't like those sort of jokes at all but this had me LOL'ing.

Hah !
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