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Offline Noodle

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Re: Sex Deprived
« Reply #20 on: September 29, 2011, 08:04:34 PM »
This thread is now about shlicking.
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Re: Sex Deprived
« Reply #21 on: September 30, 2011, 02:07:03 PM »
I would **** anything with a nice smelling hole.
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Re: Sex Deprived
« Reply #22 on: September 30, 2011, 02:12:19 PM »
Quote from: Meganerdbomb on September 30, 2011, 02:07:03 PM
I would **** anything with a nice smelling hole.

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Re: Sex Deprived
« Reply #23 on: September 30, 2011, 04:43:09 PM »
It must be hard to fap when your ass has grown around the chair you sit in.
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Re: Sex Deprived
« Reply #24 on: September 30, 2011, 04:48:52 PM »


At 1:27
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Re: Sex Deprived
« Reply #25 on: October 01, 2011, 02:43:28 AM »
So if this is a thread about sex... can jonzu post porn here ?
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Re: Sex Deprived
« Reply #26 on: October 01, 2011, 02:47:18 AM »
Quote from: Naryar on October 01, 2011, 02:43:28 AM
So if this is a thread about sex... can jonzu post porn here ?
You sound like you want him to...

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Offline Naryar

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Re: Sex Deprived
« Reply #27 on: October 01, 2011, 06:26:18 AM »
Quote from: ty4er on October 01, 2011, 02:47:18 AM
Quote from: Naryar on October 01, 2011, 02:43:28 AM
So if this is a thread about sex... can jonzu post porn here ?
You sound like you want him to...

Well, I'm quite sure Jonzu posting porn will bring MOAR DELICIOUS DRAMA.

Come on ty, you're a part time troll like me, you can understand that...
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Offline Jonzu95

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Re: Sex Deprived
« Reply #28 on: October 01, 2011, 06:28:32 AM »
Well I could post if someone wants...
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Offline ty4er

Re: Sex Deprived
« Reply #29 on: October 01, 2011, 06:29:16 AM »
Part time trolls have no mercy about who to troll :P

Of course i understand it, i was suggesting you wanted to see the pics for... reasons which i shall not go further into...
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Quote from: TorrFac on August 03, 2010, 05:28:38 PM
is this bot don't lost all razors in a fight before do a damage thought

Offline Naryar

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Re: Sex Deprived
« Reply #30 on: October 01, 2011, 07:45:51 AM »
Quote from: ty4er on October 01, 2011, 06:29:16 AM
Part time trolls have no mercy about who to troll :P

Of course i understand it, i was suggesting you wanted to see the pics for... reasons which i shall not go further into...


I am NOT aroused by ponies being tied up, or anything furry.
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Re: Sex Deprived
« Reply #31 on: October 01, 2011, 07:54:44 AM »
Wait, WTF is fapping?
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Offline ty4er

Re: Sex Deprived
« Reply #32 on: October 01, 2011, 07:58:49 AM »
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Fapping is eating food and getting fat and then taking  a nap.
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Quote from: TorrFac on August 03, 2010, 05:28:38 PM
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Re: Sex Deprived
« Reply #33 on: October 01, 2011, 08:02:20 AM »
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Re: Sex Deprived
« Reply #34 on: October 01, 2011, 08:03:14 AM »
Quote from: ty4er on October 01, 2011, 07:58:49 AM
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Fapping is eating food and getting fat and then taking  a nap.
Thanks. :)
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Offline Jonzu95

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Re: Sex Deprived
« Reply #35 on: October 01, 2011, 08:03:56 AM »
Quote from: smashysmashy on October 01, 2011, 08:03:14 AM
Quote from: ty4er on October 01, 2011, 07:58:49 AM
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Fapping is eating food and getting fat and then taking  a nap.
Thanks. :)
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Re: Sex Deprived
« Reply #36 on: October 01, 2011, 08:17:01 AM »
Quote from: smashysmashy on October 01, 2011, 07:54:44 AM
Wait, WTF is fapping?
We'll tell you when you're older, son.
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Re: Sex Deprived
« Reply #37 on: October 01, 2011, 08:38:09 AM »
*looks up on internets*

Dammit. I should have known that.
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Re: Sex Deprived
« Reply #38 on: October 01, 2011, 09:11:39 AM »
Oh that made me laugh hard!
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Re: Sex Deprived
« Reply #39 on: October 01, 2011, 11:19:32 AM »
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How you make Alarm Clock Pizza is:
Step 1: You buy an alarm clock from the store, and then you have to break it and put it in the sauce.
Step 2: Fold the sauce in 5 slices and put it in the dough.
Step 3: Paint the eggs with a pitcher of a clock showing what time you want to wake up and eat pizza for breakfast.
Step 4: Put the eggs in the dough.
Step 5: Make it flat into a round shape and draw the time you want on it.
Step 6: Put some old steel to prevent other peple from stealing it.
Step 7: Make it flat and cut into 60 slices 1 for each minute in 1 our.
Step 8: Put in the oven set the timer to 30048813.2884 seconds and put the temperature on 'Volcano' setting.
Step 9: If you think it is take to long, then get yor alarm clock and set it to now so that it will ring and you can take it out.
Step 10: Take it out uv the uvin wen it is redy and go to bed. In the morning eat pizza and also eat yor hands bi mistake.
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