Philosophical advice

[S.T.C.]

Office flirting gone wrong: 'I like my coffee like I like my women - in a plastic cup.'

I like my women how I like my whiskey - 12 years old and mixed up with coke.

14 to 17 for me 


as for the advice...
Don't eat the yellow snow. That is all.




*slowly walks away*

[Reier]

Beans, beans, they're good for your heart
The more you eat, the more you fart
The more you fart, the better you feel
So let's eat beans with every meal

[Doomkiller]

Life is a perfect Video Game

[lloopp D lloopp]

EACH DAY WE DIE A LITTLE MORE

[Serge]

[Reier]

^^ Nice

[CaptainUseless]

Office flirting gone wrong: 'I like my coffee like I like my women - in a plastic cup.'

I like my women how I like my whiskey - 12 years old and mixed up with coke.

Hahahahaha

[Hydro]

A sincere diplomat is like dry water or wooden iron.

[G.K.]

The Devil rides backwards on a horse called maybe.

[Hydro]

If any foreign minister begins to defend to the death a "peace conference," you can be sure his government has already placed its orders for new battleships and airplanes.

History shows that there are no invincible armies.

Education is a weapon whose effects depend on who holds it in his hands and at whom it is aimed.

Death solves all problems - no man, no problem.

[Naryar]

A sincere diplomat is like dry water or wooden iron.

Dry water = ice
Wooden iron = Sideroxylon

Oh, and this thread is barely philosophical at all.

[Incredirobotwars]

READ FIRST POST OF A TOPIC!!! Is that enough advise for you?

[Naryar]

READ THE FIRST POST OF A TOPIC!!! Is that enough advice for you?

No, it isn't.

And what you are giving us is the theme park version of philosophy.

I fixed your post, by the way.

[Incredirobotwars]

It's supposed to be fun. Liven up a bit.

[SpyGuy]

The only constants in this world are death and taxes.

And the IRS.


Two of the most prevalent things in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity ( ... the latter of which can be mostly found in the House of Congress).

Man who live in glass house dress in basement.

"Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid." -Han Solo


And finally, a serious one:

I hear, and I forget.
I see, and I remember.
I do, and I understand.
-ancient Chinese proverb

[Hydro]

When we hang the capitalists they will sell us the rope we use.

You cannot make a revolution with silk gloves.

Everyone imposes his own system as far as his army can reach.

It is enough that the people know there was an election. The people who cast the votes decide nothing. The people who count the votes decide everything.

Mankind is divided into rich and poor, into property owners and exploited; and to abstract oneself from this fundamental division; and from the antagonism between poor and rich means abstracting oneself from fundamental facts.

A lie told often enough becomes the truth.

Any cook should be able to run the country.

A revolution is impossible without a revolutionary situation; furthermore, not every revolutionary situation leads to revolution.

Despair is typical of those who do not understand the causes of evil, see no way out, and are incapable of struggle. The modern industrial proletariat does not belong to the category of such classes.

Fascism is capitalism in decay.

If Socialism can only be realized when the intellectual development of all the people permits it, then we shall not see Socialism for at least five hundred years.

If it were necessary to give the briefest possible definition of imperialism, we should have to say that imperialism is the monopoly stage of capitalism.

It is impossible to predict the time and progress of revolution. It is governed by its own more or less mysterious laws.

It is true that liberty is precious; so precious that it must be carefully rationed.

One man with a gun can control 100 without one.

The way to crush the bourgeoisie is to grind them between the millstones of taxation and inflation.

There are no morals in politics; there is only expedience. A scoundrel may be of use to us just because he is a scoundrel.

[SpyGuy]

(Obviously, Hydro is heavily into politics ....)

There are two theories about how to deal with a woman.  Neither one works.
 
Gun control is using both hands.

[Clickbeetle]

Oh, and this thread is barely philosophical at all.

It's more like a collection of proverbs than philosophy.


"To lack feeling is to be dead, but to act on every feeling is to be a child."


"There is honor in loss, if it brings learning."


Both from Brandon Sanderson's The Way of Kings.  That is an excellent book.


And you can't talk about proverbs without mentioning the Book of Proverbs!


"Like a gold ring in a pig's snout is a beautiful woman who lacks discretion."


"The sluggard buries his hand in the dish; he is too lazy to bring it up to his mouth."


"There is a way that seems right to a man, but in the end it leads to death."

[Hydro]

War doesn't decide who's right. It only decides who's left.

[Zog]

The world is your oyster, but if you're allergic to seafood then you're basically screwed.