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Off-Topic => Chatterbox => Topic started by: Incredirobotwars on November 09, 2010, 04:33:18 PM
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ATM, I'm thinking philosophically. Here are a couple of examples:
-'Good things come to those who wait...death comes to those who wait TOO LONG.'
-'The day after tomorrow is the first day of the rest of your life. That way, you always have a couple of days in hand.'
True but funny. Post your own! Enlighten us!
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If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, does Treyarch still make a Call of Duty game?
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Congress is the opposite of progress.
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"Building walls stops you from hearing others, but also stops others from hearing you."
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He who controls the past commands the future, and he who commands the future, conquers the past.
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Go to other peoples' funerals - otherwise they won't go to yours.
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Go to other peoples' funerals - otherwise they won't go to yours.
Don't think these people will turn up, they're sorta already dead.
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That's sorta the point.
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That's sorta the point.
Then why go to their funerals when they won't come to yours either way?
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Peoples who know the dead peoples can still go to yours.
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Peoples who know the dead peoples can still go to yours.
Pay mourners.
/discussion :cool:
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Everything means everything, but it also means nothing. As soon as we were put on this earth, we are allready dying.
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Peoples who know the dead peoples can still go to yours.
Pay mourners.
/discussion :cool:
Like the Romans!
Anyways, life is a game of chance - just don't pick up the 'miss a go' card.
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lief is liek a bawx af chawkletz...
ya nevar noo what cha gawna geht :gawe:
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Work colleagues are like chocolates. Most of them are smooth, seemingly sweet at first, and there's always one nutty one.
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Office flirting gone wrong: 'I like my coffee like I like my women - in a plastic cup.'
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Nuclear waste is the gift that keeps on giving.
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The only constants in this world are death and taxes.
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Office flirting gone wrong: 'I like my coffee like I like my women - in a plastic cup.'
I like my women how I like my whiskey - 12 years old and mixed up with coke.
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Office flirting gone wrong: 'I like my coffee like I like my women - in a plastic cup.'
I like my women how I like my whiskey - 12 years old and mixed up with coke.
LOL
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Office flirting gone wrong: 'I like my coffee like I like my women - in a plastic cup.'
I like my women how I like my whiskey - 12 years old and mixed up with coke.
14 to 17 for me :smile:
as for the advice...
Don't eat the yellow snow. That is all.
*slowly walks away*
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Beans, beans, they're good for your heart
The more you eat, the more you fart
The more you fart, the better you feel
So let's eat beans with every meal
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Life is a perfect Video Game
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EACH DAY WE DIE A LITTLE MORE
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^^ Nice
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Office flirting gone wrong: 'I like my coffee like I like my women - in a plastic cup.'
I like my women how I like my whiskey - 12 years old and mixed up with coke.
Hahahahaha
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A sincere diplomat is like dry water or wooden iron.
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The Devil rides backwards on a horse called maybe.
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If any foreign minister begins to defend to the death a "peace conference," you can be sure his government has already placed its orders for new battleships and airplanes.
History shows that there are no invincible armies.
Education is a weapon whose effects depend on who holds it in his hands and at whom it is aimed.
Death solves all problems - no man, no problem.
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A sincere diplomat is like dry water or wooden iron.
Dry water = ice
Wooden iron = Sideroxylon
Oh, and this thread is barely philosophical at all.
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READ FIRST POST OF A TOPIC!!! Is that enough advise for you?
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READ THE FIRST POST OF A TOPIC!!! Is that enough advice for you?
No, it isn't.
And what you are giving us is the theme park version of philosophy.
I fixed your post, by the way.
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It's supposed to be fun. Liven up a bit.
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The only constants in this world are death and taxes.
And the IRS.
Two of the most prevalent things in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity ( ... the latter of which can be mostly found in the House of Congress).
Man who live in glass house dress in basement.
"Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid." -Han Solo
And finally, a serious one:
I hear, and I forget.
I see, and I remember.
I do, and I understand.
-ancient Chinese proverb
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When we hang the capitalists they will sell us the rope we use.
You cannot make a revolution with silk gloves.
Everyone imposes his own system as far as his army can reach.
It is enough that the people know there was an election. The people who cast the votes decide nothing. The people who count the votes decide everything.
Mankind is divided into rich and poor, into property owners and exploited; and to abstract oneself from this fundamental division; and from the antagonism between poor and rich means abstracting oneself from fundamental facts.
A lie told often enough becomes the truth.
Any cook should be able to run the country.
A revolution is impossible without a revolutionary situation; furthermore, not every revolutionary situation leads to revolution.
Despair is typical of those who do not understand the causes of evil, see no way out, and are incapable of struggle. The modern industrial proletariat does not belong to the category of such classes.
Fascism is capitalism in decay.
If Socialism can only be realized when the intellectual development of all the people permits it, then we shall not see Socialism for at least five hundred years.
If it were necessary to give the briefest possible definition of imperialism, we should have to say that imperialism is the monopoly stage of capitalism.
It is impossible to predict the time and progress of revolution. It is governed by its own more or less mysterious laws.
It is true that liberty is precious; so precious that it must be carefully rationed.
One man with a gun can control 100 without one.
The way to crush the bourgeoisie is to grind them between the millstones of taxation and inflation.
There are no morals in politics; there is only expedience. A scoundrel may be of use to us just because he is a scoundrel.
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(Obviously, Hydro is heavily into politics ....)
There are two theories about how to deal with a woman. Neither one works.
Gun control is using both hands.
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Oh, and this thread is barely philosophical at all.
It's more like a collection of proverbs than philosophy.
"To lack feeling is to be dead, but to act on every feeling is to be a child."
"There is honor in loss, if it brings learning."
Both from Brandon Sanderson's The Way of Kings. That is an excellent book.
And you can't talk about proverbs without mentioning the Book of Proverbs!
"Like a gold ring in a pig's snout is a beautiful woman who lacks discretion."
"The sluggard buries his hand in the dish; he is too lazy to bring it up to his mouth."
"There is a way that seems right to a man, but in the end it leads to death."
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War doesn't decide who's right. It only decides who's left.
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The world is your oyster, but if you're allergic to seafood then you're basically screwed.
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"Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me" - just don't mention that to a bully.
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Your life is like a bad comedian. It's trying too hard to actually do anything.
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Aerodynamically, the bumble bee shouldn't be able to fly, but the bumble bee doesn't know it so it goes on flying anyway.
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"Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me"
THAT, IS THE FIRST SENSIBLE THING YOU'VE SAID ALL DAY!
*hits IRW with a plank*
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"Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me"
THAT, IS THE FIRST SENSIBLE THING YOU'VE SAID ALL DAY!
*hits IRW with a plank*
Damn. I knew I shouldn't have mentioned that! :P
Aerodynamically, the bumble bee shouldn't be able to fly, but the bumble bee doesn't know it so it goes on flying anyway.
Actually, it can fly according to aerodynamics, and this is because it twists it's wings at the top of the wing flap, much like a hummingbird.
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I'm just posting quotes :D
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I'm just posting quotes :D
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I thought it was because he didn't believe in nukes.
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Yeah, ok, but there is a perfectly logical reason to the bumble bee flying, unlike surviving a nuke.
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Element = Bringer of Apocalipse
Element is a character I made that symbolises death and inhumaity, during the course of his life, he Has his planet crash into another planet, kills his best friends, watches 10,000 people die in front of his face, Voluntarily hurls a planet into the sun, brings a civilisation to world peace, brings another civilisation to Anarchy, Steals a humanity Talisman, survives nuclear explosions 80 times, and insists women are worthless 9 times.
Element also walked on Water, Flew due to not beleiving in gravity, Marched over a 3 mile Chasm, and invented Cream Cheese.
Ummmm .... o-kay ..... I thought this thread was about posting philosophy stuff, not characters you made up for a game, but whatever floats yer boat, amigo ....
"I know I will never be politically correct,
And I don't give a damn about my lack of etiquette."
-Meat Loaf, "Everything Louder Than Everything Else"
"Well, we busted out of class,
Had to get away from those fools.
We learned more from a three-minute record
Than we ever learned in school."
-Bruce Springsteen, "No Surrender"
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There is no real significance in anything you do. The only significance is what you make of it. Quit worrying about everything and enjoy yourself! Don't be a dick and ruin other people's fun, though.
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You can't spell slaughter without laughter. Can't spell skill without kill. Can't spell win without I.
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Polytics
Poly=many+ tics
many ticks.
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No.
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No means no, but snoring means maybe, if you're quiet.
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If you can't beat 'em, join 'em...and then beat 'em.