Author Topic: OHNO-OMG (Read 2340 times)

ACAMS · « **on:** July 26, 2010, 09:02:10 PM »

http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2010/07/26/world-run-internet-addresses-year-experts-predict/?test=latestnews

Sparkey98 · « **Reply #1 on:** July 26, 2010, 09:03:22 PM »

Awsome. Then everyone can Get a life and Write code by hand for punchcard calculators. Maybe.

TriTon · « **Reply #2 on:** July 26, 2010, 09:07:43 PM »

Ok, I am now going to kill myself.

Sparkey98 · « **Reply #3 on:** July 26, 2010, 09:08:36 PM »

Or get a life. Or code by hand (something I can do)

ACAMS · « **Reply #4 on:** July 26, 2010, 09:11:04 PM »

What are you going to code? ....... goofus

Serge · « **Reply #5 on:** July 26, 2010, 09:13:17 PM »

Sparkey, shut the **** up and get the **** out.

IPv4 address pool expiry predictions have been there for a couple of years now. That's why we have IPv6. Now stop panicking about that and start worrying about the year 2038 problem. The origin is the same, 32-bit integers, but the 2038 problem is going to be a huge pain in the arse.

Also, Fox News is an awful source. http://www.potaroo.net/tools/ipv4/index.html

Sparkey98 · « **Reply #6 on:** July 26, 2010, 09:17:40 PM »

There are machines specifically designed to read hand code. Old yet entertaining technology.

ACAMS · « **Reply #7 on:** July 26, 2010, 09:18:34 PM »

I will code my own IP by hand (as soon as Sparkbutt teaches me) 000.000.000.000

Serge · « **Reply #8 on:** July 26, 2010, 09:20:12 PM »

Quote from: Sparkey98 on July 26, 2010, 09:17:40 PM

There are machines specifically designed to read hand code. Old yet entertaining technology.

Jesus **** Sparkey, we all know about the TR-0, PDP-1 or the giant IBM mainframes that read MACHINE CODE (and not your dumb pseudocode imaginationland code) from punchcards, operated on 4 opcodes and a couple of registers. You're not cool. You're not intelligent. Now shut your mouth kiddo and get out of here before I get angry.

ACAMS · « **Reply #9 on:** July 26, 2010, 09:23:22 PM »

So I can't have 000.000.000.000

Serge · « **Reply #10 on:** July 26, 2010, 09:24:57 PM »

You can have 1.1.1.1.

(actually, these IP addresses were allocated recently, 1.2.3.4, too. They are frequently used in example configuration files. When they were first used, they got a TON of bandwidth from badly configured machines.)

Sparkey98 · « **Reply #11 on:** July 26, 2010, 09:27:09 PM »

Quote from: Serge on July 26, 2010, 09:20:12 PM

Quote from: Sparkey98 on July 26, 2010, 09:17:40 PM
There are machines specifically designed to read hand code. Old yet entertaining technology.

Jesus **** Sparkey, we all know about the TR-0, PDP-1 or the giant IBM mainframes that read MACHINE CODE (and not your dumb pseudocode imaginationland code) from punchcards, operated on 4 opcodes and a couple of registers. You're not cool. You're not intelligent. Now shut your mouth kiddo and get out of here before I get angry.

Wow really. I'm smart, and you know it. Even if I'm computer iliterate that dosn't mean I'm not smart. Straight A students are not stupid, now you shut your sad lifeless mouth. I think I know about IBMs Mainframes and Punchcard code readers, and I don't know who the hell dosn't. I've designed punchcard machiens that work and you're the one who needs to shut up. Stop trolling and get a life.

R1885 · « **Reply #12 on:** July 26, 2010, 09:32:48 PM »

@sparky:

Serge · « **Reply #13 on:** July 26, 2010, 09:33:08 PM »

Quote from: Sparkey98 on July 26, 2010, 09:27:09 PM

Quote from: Serge on July 26, 2010, 09:20:12 PM
Quote from: Sparkey98 on July 26, 2010, 09:17:40 PM
There are machines specifically designed to read hand code. Old yet entertaining technology.

Jesus **** Sparkey, we all know about the TR-0, PDP-1 or the giant IBM mainframes that read MACHINE CODE (and not your dumb pseudocode imaginationland code) from punchcards, operated on 4 opcodes and a couple of registers. You're not cool. You're not intelligent. Now shut your mouth kiddo and get out of here before I get angry.

Wow really. I'm smart, and you know it. Even if I'm computer iliterate that dosn't mean I'm not smart. Straight A students are not stupid, now you shut your sad lifeless mouth. I think I know about IBMs Mainframes and Punchcard code readers, and I don't know who the hell dosn't. I've designed punchcard machiens that work and you're the one who needs to shut up. Stop trolling and get a life.

I am sorry for having no life, Sparkey. I bow to you, since you're apparently able to tell whether somebody has "a life", over the interwebz. Will you teach me your ways, oh Master?

Oh, you designed "punchcard machiens"? How do they work? Are they Turing-complete? What kind of memory they have? What are they based on? Logic gates? Strings?

Oh, and FYI: grades aren't a measure of intelligence. There's no measure of intelligence. All grades show is your ability to memorize information.

ninja edit: having an argument isn't "trolling". kthx.

Sparkey98 · « **Reply #14 on:** July 26, 2010, 09:33:48 PM »

Cool Story Bro.

I'm tired of taking **** from serge and all the staff putting up with it.

Noodle · « **Reply #15 on:** July 26, 2010, 09:34:18 PM »

Sparkey, don't start a fight with Serge. It's not smart.

Serge · « **Reply #16 on:** July 26, 2010, 09:36:22 PM »

Quote from: Sparkey98 on July 26, 2010, 09:33:48 PM

Cool Story Bro.

I'm tired of taking **** from serge and all the staff putting up with it.

You keep taking crap because you ask for it. And "Cool Story Bro" makes no sense in this thread. Well, actually it does, I usually get it from kids like you when they realize they're wrong / run out of arguments (that and "u mad? lolololo why so mad?").

Sparkey98 · « **Reply #17 on:** July 26, 2010, 09:36:52 PM »

Meh.

If anyone wants me to type out a descrition of a working Punchcard calculator just to prove it I will.

Serge · « **Reply #18 on:** July 26, 2010, 09:38:25 PM »

Quote from: Sparkey98 on July 26, 2010, 09:36:52 PM

Meh.

If anyone wants me to type out a descrition of a working Punchcard calculator just to prove it I will.

Does it use strings? How much bits does it have (protip: each bit is two XOR gates, two AND gates and one OR gate, and that's only for adding)?

COOLRUNNER87 · « **Reply #19 on:** July 26, 2010, 09:55:10 PM »

Quote from: Serge on July 26, 2010, 09:38:25 PM

Quote from: Sparkey98 on July 26, 2010, 09:36:52 PM
Meh.

If anyone wants me to type out a descrition of a working Punchcard calculator just to prove it I will.

Does it use strings? How much bits does it have (protip: each bit is two XOR gates, two AND gates and one OR gate, and that's only for adding)?

Ow, my head. I'd much rather use a PLC than have to deal with gates and gates.