Author Topic: Most Imaginative Ways To Scare Cold Callers Away Down The Phone (Read 1192 times)

freeziez · « **on:** June 10, 2011, 04:40:25 PM »

Seriously, I just use a gun.

Vertigo · « **Reply #1 on:** June 10, 2011, 04:41:13 PM »

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Enigm@ · « **Reply #2 on:** June 10, 2011, 04:43:51 PM »

madman3 · « **Reply #3 on:** June 10, 2011, 04:44:52 PM »

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No.
This was seriously awesome in General Chatter.
Anyway, like I said there, pretend that you're a Jehovah's Witness and troll them.

G.K. · « **Reply #4 on:** June 10, 2011, 04:45:42 PM »

Like I said in General Chatter, shout at them in German, pretending to be WWII Recreationists.

123savethewhales · « **Reply #5 on:** June 10, 2011, 04:47:11 PM »

WBC = instant win.

G.K. · « **Reply #6 on:** June 10, 2011, 04:48:45 PM »

Wheely Big Ceese or Westboro Baptist Church?

NFX · « **Reply #7 on:** June 10, 2011, 04:50:48 PM »

Sound REALLY scared, and try to explain that you've just survived an earthquake, and you need them to get help immediately.

Hydro · « **Reply #8 on:** June 10, 2011, 06:03:59 PM »

Shout Monty Python references until they go away.

Scourge of teh Galaxy · « **Reply #9 on:** June 10, 2011, 06:06:53 PM »

Speak Indian

GoldenFox93 · « **Reply #10 on:** June 10, 2011, 06:11:11 PM »

Threatening them in a Peter Lorre voice always works for me :P

SKBT · « **Reply #11 on:** June 10, 2011, 10:36:36 PM »

Try to sell them something...

Scourge of teh Galaxy · « **Reply #12 on:** June 11, 2011, 02:16:14 AM »

Stick on some lovely holdmusic, which I will promptly find and upload to dA to show you

Resetti's Replicas · « **Reply #13 on:** June 11, 2011, 11:29:49 AM »

Use a cartoon character soundboard

Scorpion · « **Reply #14 on:** June 11, 2011, 11:31:12 AM »

Scream like a little girl

Scourge of teh Galaxy · « **Reply #15 on:** June 11, 2011, 11:51:33 AM »

Put on your best whispering tone and tell them they're

1) going to die
2) going to get raped

JoeBlo · « **Reply #16 on:** June 11, 2011, 11:57:36 AM »

My sister pretended they called a house of a crime scene and that they were now a suspect by calling the victims phone at this time :P

Natef · « **Reply #17 on:** June 11, 2011, 11:59:31 AM »

Sing loudly and off-key.

Serge · « **Reply #18 on:** June 11, 2011, 12:11:47 PM »

Air horn.

madman3 · « **Reply #19 on:** June 11, 2011, 12:17:32 PM »

Make all sorts of static sounds then speak in German, Blackadder style.