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Title: Most Imaginative Ways To Scare Cold Callers Away Down The Phone
Post by: freeziez on June 10, 2011, 04:40:25 PM

:coolface

Seriously, I just use a gun.

Title: Re: Most Imaginative Ways To Scare Cold Callers Away Down The Phone
Post by: Vertigo on June 10, 2011, 04:41:13 PM

Threads Like This

Title: Re: Most Imaginative Ways To Scare Cold Callers Away Down The Phone
Post by: Enigm@ on June 10, 2011, 04:43:51 PM

 :wtrd: ::badidea :wt: :TLT

Title: Re: Most Imaginative Ways To Scare Cold Callers Away Down The Phone
Post by: madman3 on June 10, 2011, 04:44:52 PM

Quote from: Vertigo on June 10, 2011, 04:41:13 PM

Threads Like This

No.
This was seriously awesome in General Chatter.
Anyway, like I said there, pretend that you're a Jehovah's Witness and troll them.

Title: Re: Most Imaginative Ways To Scare Cold Callers Away Down The Phone
Post by: G.K. on June 10, 2011, 04:45:42 PM

Like I said in General Chatter, shout at them in German, pretending to be WWII Recreationists.

Title: Re: Most Imaginative Ways To Scare Cold Callers Away Down The Phone
Post by: 123savethewhales on June 10, 2011, 04:47:11 PM

WBC = instant win.

Title: Re: Most Imaginative Ways To Scare Cold Callers Away Down The Phone
Post by: G.K. on June 10, 2011, 04:48:45 PM

Wheely Big Ceese or Westboro Baptist Church?

Title: Re: Most Imaginative Ways To Scare Cold Callers Away Down The Phone
Post by: NFX on June 10, 2011, 04:50:48 PM

Sound REALLY scared, and try to explain that you've just survived an earthquake, and you need them to get help immediately.

Title: Re: Most Imaginative Ways To Scare Cold Callers Away Down The Phone
Post by: Hydro on June 10, 2011, 06:03:59 PM

Shout Monty Python references until they go away.

Title: Re: Most Imaginative Ways To Scare Cold Callers Away Down The Phone
Post by: Scourge of teh Galaxy on June 10, 2011, 06:06:53 PM

Speak Indian

Title: Re: Most Imaginative Ways To Scare Cold Callers Away Down The Phone
Post by: GoldenFox93 on June 10, 2011, 06:11:11 PM

Threatening them in a Peter Lorre voice always works for me  :P

Title: Re: Most Imaginative Ways To Scare Cold Callers Away Down The Phone
Post by: SKBT on June 10, 2011, 10:36:36 PM

Try to sell them something...

Title: Re: Most Imaginative Ways To Scare Cold Callers Away Down The Phone
Post by: Scourge of teh Galaxy on June 11, 2011, 02:16:14 AM

Stick on some lovely holdmusic, which I will promptly find and upload to dA to show you

Title: Re: Most Imaginative Ways To Scare Cold Callers Away Down The Phone
Post by: Resetti's Replicas on June 11, 2011, 11:29:49 AM

Use a cartoon character soundboard

Title: Re: Most Imaginative Ways To Scare Cold Callers Away Down The Phone
Post by: Scorpion on June 11, 2011, 11:31:12 AM

Scream like a little girl

Title: Re: Most Imaginative Ways To Scare Cold Callers Away Down The Phone
Post by: Scourge of teh Galaxy on June 11, 2011, 11:51:33 AM

Put on your best whispering tone and tell them they're

1) going to die
2) going to get raped

Title: Re: Most Imaginative Ways To Scare Cold Callers Away Down The Phone
Post by: JoeBlo on June 11, 2011, 11:57:36 AM

My sister pretended they called a house of a crime scene and that they were now a suspect by calling the victims phone at this time :P

Title: Re: Most Imaginative Ways To Scare Cold Callers Away Down The Phone
Post by: Natef on June 11, 2011, 11:59:31 AM

Sing loudly and off-key.

Title: Re: Most Imaginative Ways To Scare Cold Callers Away Down The Phone
Post by: Serge on June 11, 2011, 12:11:47 PM

Air horn.

Title: Re: Most Imaginative Ways To Scare Cold Callers Away Down The Phone
Post by: madman3 on June 11, 2011, 12:17:32 PM

Make all sorts of static sounds then speak in German, Blackadder style.

Title: Re: Most Imaginative Ways To Scare Cold Callers Away Down The Phone
Post by: lloopp D lloopp on June 11, 2011, 12:25:37 PM

Just say "I'm in your house" then hang up.

Title: Re: Most Imaginative Ways To Scare Cold Callers Away Down The Phone
Post by: Somebody on June 11, 2011, 12:27:35 PM

One of the kids in my boy scout troop nearly sold a sale of cookies (I don't know why we were selling them. Its generally a girl scout thing) to a telemarketer. Who abruptly ended the conversation.

Title: Re: Most Imaginative Ways To Scare Cold Callers Away Down The Phone
Post by: NFX on June 11, 2011, 12:32:31 PM

Quote from: Somebody on June 11, 2011, 12:27:35 PM

One of the kids in my boy scout troop nearly sold a sale of cookies (I don't know why we were selling them. Its generally a girl scout thing) to a telemarketer. Who abruptly ended the conversation.

Oh, the irony. The sweet, crumbly, chocolate chip irony.

Title: Re: Most Imaginative Ways To Scare Cold Callers Away Down The Phone
Post by: GoldenFox93 on June 11, 2011, 01:11:16 PM

Quote from: madman3 on June 11, 2011, 12:17:32 PM

Make all sorts of static sounds then speak in German, Blackadder style.

And order them to marry a Rosebush from a village in Lincolnshire, commanding spectacular views over the Nene Valley?

Title: Re: Most Imaginative Ways To Scare Cold Callers Away Down The Phone
Post by: Scourge of teh Galaxy on June 11, 2011, 01:19:45 PM

Quote from: GoldenFox93 on June 11, 2011, 01:11:16 PM

Quote from: madman3 on June 11, 2011, 12:17:32 PM

Make all sorts of static sounds then speak in German, Blackadder style.

And order them to marry a Rosebush from a village in Lincolnshire, commanding spectacular views over the Nene Valley?

That sounds like fun

Anyway, chew gum over the phone and answer any questions like a chav. I did it not five minutes ago XD

Title: Re: Most Imaginative Ways To Scare Cold Callers Away Down The Phone
Post by: ty4er on June 11, 2011, 02:21:38 PM

most of my friends are like that anyway :P

anyway i would probably do something a bit liek this :o
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqhlG9qYsR8# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqhlG9qYsR8#)
until they leave :P

Title: Re: Most Imaginative Ways To Scare Cold Callers Away Down The Phone
Post by: Scorpion on June 11, 2011, 02:33:35 PM

There's of course this way as well:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXUFAJO7ebc# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXUFAJO7ebc#)

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