Author Topic: Most Imaginative Ways To Scare Cold Callers Away Down The Phone (Read 1214 times)

lloopp D lloopp · « **Reply #20 on:** June 11, 2011, 12:25:37 PM »

Just say "I'm in your house" then hang up.

Somebody · « **Reply #21 on:** June 11, 2011, 12:27:35 PM »

One of the kids in my boy scout troop nearly sold a sale of cookies (I don't know why we were selling them. Its generally a girl scout thing) to a telemarketer. Who abruptly ended the conversation.

NFX · « **Reply #22 on:** June 11, 2011, 12:32:31 PM »

Quote from: Somebody on June 11, 2011, 12:27:35 PM

One of the kids in my boy scout troop nearly sold a sale of cookies (I don't know why we were selling them. Its generally a girl scout thing) to a telemarketer. Who abruptly ended the conversation.

Oh, the irony. The sweet, crumbly, chocolate chip irony.

GoldenFox93 · « **Reply #23 on:** June 11, 2011, 01:11:16 PM »

Quote from: madman3 on June 11, 2011, 12:17:32 PM

Make all sorts of static sounds then speak in German, Blackadder style.

And order them to marry a Rosebush from a village in Lincolnshire, commanding spectacular views over the Nene Valley?

Scourge of teh Galaxy · « **Reply #24 on:** June 11, 2011, 01:19:45 PM »

Quote from: GoldenFox93 on June 11, 2011, 01:11:16 PM

Quote from: madman3 on June 11, 2011, 12:17:32 PM
Make all sorts of static sounds then speak in German, Blackadder style.
And order them to marry a Rosebush from a village in Lincolnshire, commanding spectacular views over the Nene Valley?

That sounds like fun

Anyway, chew gum over the phone and answer any questions like a chav. I did it not five minutes ago XD

ty4er · « **Reply #25 on:** June 11, 2011, 02:21:38 PM »

~~most of my friends are like that anyway :P~~

anyway i would probably do something a bit liek this :o

until they leave :P

Scorpion · « **Reply #26 on:** June 11, 2011, 02:33:35 PM »

There's of course this way as well:

Author Topic: Most Imaginative Ways To Scare Cold Callers Away Down The Phone (Read 1214 times)

lloopp D lloopp

Re: Most Imaginative Ways To Scare Cold Callers Away Down The Phone

Somebody

Re: Most Imaginative Ways To Scare Cold Callers Away Down The Phone

NFX

Re: Most Imaginative Ways To Scare Cold Callers Away Down The Phone

GoldenFox93

Re: Most Imaginative Ways To Scare Cold Callers Away Down The Phone

Scourge of teh Galaxy

Re: Most Imaginative Ways To Scare Cold Callers Away Down The Phone

ty4er

Re: Most Imaginative Ways To Scare Cold Callers Away Down The Phone

Scorpion

Re: Most Imaginative Ways To Scare Cold Callers Away Down The Phone