Author Topic: Jokes (Read 211156 times)

frezal · « **Reply #1480 on:** January 17, 2010, 05:58:59 PM »

Quote from: Sparkey98 on January 17, 2010, 05:20:30 PM

I had no Idea you were an lolcat

System32 · « **Reply #1481 on:** January 17, 2010, 06:09:27 PM »

Quote from: Sparkey98 on January 17, 2010, 03:17:58 PM

you know, why am I doing the AI thing with you

and that's my point, before I was the enemy, I wanted to be on you're side

You need to get 1984. You'll learn a lot about me.

090901 · « **Reply #1482 on:** January 17, 2010, 06:18:53 PM »

I wonder how much longer Sparkles 98 will last on this forum.

Sparkey98 · « **Reply #1483 on:** January 17, 2010, 06:26:08 PM »

did I ask you?

at least I'm waaay nicer than you

090901 · « **Reply #1484 on:** January 17, 2010, 06:28:49 PM »

Quote from: Sparkey98 on January 17, 2010, 06:26:08 PM

Did I ask you?

At least I'm waaay nicer than you.

At least I help you with your grammar. Also, maybe you should work on making better bots in Ra2, because when you make bots in Paint, do you really think it helps you in Ra2. BTW I suck at spelling (Got a D in it last year).

frezal · « **Reply #1485 on:** January 17, 2010, 07:08:56 PM »

Quote from: Sparkey98 on January 17, 2010, 06:26:08 PM

[A]t least I'm w[a]y nicer than you [are.]

Come on, Sparkles. If you were really as nice as you say you are, would you be firing off so many angry responses?

Natef · « **Reply #1486 on:** January 17, 2010, 07:09:16 PM »

Sparkey98 · « **Reply #1487 on:** January 17, 2010, 07:17:23 PM »

Quote from: frezal on January 17, 2010, 07:08:56 PM

Quote from: Sparkey98 on January 17, 2010, 06:26:08 PM

[A]t least I'm w[a]y nicer than you [are.]
Come on, Sparkles. If you were really as nice as you say you are, would you be firing off so many angry responses?

because I'm tired of you guys being jerks, thats why
ACAMS is a nice guy, and he can get pissed off too

Hydro · « **Reply #1488 on:** January 17, 2010, 07:25:10 PM »

Sparkey98 · « **Reply #1489 on:** January 17, 2010, 07:33:14 PM »

just a quik fact, baby burrowing owls do this when they are looking for voles
I know alot about owls
thats not the point
lol

and before you tell me i don't know anything about owls I know way more about owls then you ever will *looks at jeff*

090901 · « **Reply #1490 on:** January 17, 2010, 07:39:03 PM »

Quote from: Sparkey98 on January 17, 2010, 07:33:14 PM

and before you tell me i don't know anything about owls I know way more about owls then you ever will *looks at jeff*

You mean you'll use google?

Sparkey98 · « **Reply #1491 on:** January 17, 2010, 07:45:04 PM »

huh? what do you mean?

Urjak · « **Reply #1492 on:** January 17, 2010, 09:50:43 PM »

Are planning on perusing ornithology?

frezal · « **Reply #1493 on:** January 17, 2010, 09:51:39 PM »

Quote from: Sparkey98 on January 17, 2010, 07:33:14 PM

just a quik fact, baby burrowing owls do this when they are looking for voles
I know alot about owls
thats not the point
lol

*Image Removed*

and before you tell me i don't know anything about owls I know way more about owls then you ever will *looks at jeff*

I'm going to rewrite this post for you. Take notes and your writing style will improve.

*Owl Image*

I have a quick fact for you: baby burrowing owls tilt their heads like this when they are looking for voles. You can say that I know a lot about owls, but that's beside the point.

By the way, don't even try to tell me that I don't know anything about owls. I probably know more about owls than most of you will ever know.

See how much better that was? Work on your style and people will take you seriously.

somestrangeguy · « **Reply #1494 on:** January 18, 2010, 02:51:21 PM »

Rubics cube = win.

Owl pic: I have a demotivational version of that reading: Retards, We all know one.

Reier · « **Reply #1495 on:** January 18, 2010, 02:57:12 PM »

Owls cannot turn their eyes, therefore they have to turn their heads instead.

frezal · « **Reply #1496 on:** January 18, 2010, 03:10:22 PM »

Quote from: Reier on January 18, 2010, 02:57:12 PM

Owls cannot turn their eyes, therefore they have to turn their heads instead.

Much like Larry King.

Madiaba · « **Reply #1497 on:** January 19, 2010, 04:37:58 PM »

Got this 'official' email from a friend who works for the federal government in Washington:

Quote

To: XXXXXX
At: XXXXX XXXXXXX

Official announcement from the Surgeon General's Office of the United States:

"To prepare for the new healthcare reform package, we felt it necessary to develop a new medical symbol that truly depicts the Health Care Plan worked out by this U.S. Legislature."

Signed,
Ben Dover.

System32 · « **Reply #1498 on:** January 19, 2010, 06:37:03 PM »

I was wondering where the missing screw was, thanks madiba!

JoeBlo · « **Reply #1499 on:** January 20, 2010, 09:31:20 AM »

hehehe thats a fantastic name for a health care worker :P