Author Topic: Jokes (Read 211323 times)

Naryar · « **Reply #1400 on:** December 31, 2009, 04:01:00 AM »

^^ LOL

Pwnator · « **Reply #1401 on:** December 31, 2009, 04:37:45 AM »

MOAR!

Condor33 · « **Reply #1402 on:** December 31, 2009, 01:14:14 PM »

AHAHAHAHA captain planet

Anyone who knows about music should get this

G.K. · « **Reply #1403 on:** December 31, 2009, 01:15:16 PM »

What are you talking about Condor? That's the simplest piece I've ever seen!

Jack Daniels · « **Reply #1404 on:** December 31, 2009, 04:27:58 PM »

the Dialga one made me laugh for quite a while. :D Thanks pwn!

Resetti's Replicas · « **Reply #1405 on:** December 31, 2009, 04:54:26 PM »

Did you draw those yourself, Pwn? Very good.

Scrap Daddy · « **Reply #1406 on:** December 31, 2009, 05:10:58 PM »

Those are awesome, Pwn. MOAR

System32 · « **Reply #1407 on:** December 31, 2009, 05:20:59 PM »

click his website.

Pwnator · « **Reply #1408 on:** January 02, 2010, 12:49:41 AM »

Those aren't mine. I reblogged them from someone I follow (f***yeahpokememe.tumblr.com). XD

And this is kinda NSFW: http://8.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kvj2wkyfGY1qa7robo1_500.jpg

[Edit] CANNOT BE UNSEEN. :O

Stagfish · « **Reply #1409 on:** January 02, 2010, 06:53:27 AM »

they do match up to bowser dont they?

Naryar · « **Reply #1410 on:** January 02, 2010, 09:05:09 AM »

LOL at the Mudkip and Seaking one.

frezal · « **Reply #1411 on:** January 03, 2010, 03:33:06 PM »

Taken from my Facebook:

Dear Rihanna,

You are a terrible singer. Since you're enjoying a successful singing career right now, I'm going to assume that nobody has had the balls to tell you that before. Have you ever wondered why all of your songs are processed heavily with auto-tuning? It's because you are what's called "tone deaf." So while you may enjoy singing, and think you're doing a good job, your voice makes others cringe. That is why your producers always make you sound like a robot. People love robots! People don't, however, enjoy listening to people who hit 0% of the correct notes.

You know how you always fail out of Rock Band when you sing? It's not because the mic is busted. It's because you're all over the place! Seriously. I saw what was supposedly a live performance of yours, and was expecting to hear the usual auto-tuned robot singing that we've all become accustomed to. Instead, I heard an undistorted performance. I've heard local bands with better singers than you! Sure, they suck, but they aren't bringing in the big bucks.

You might be asking yourself, "If I'm pulling in the big bucks with this lack of talent, why should I learn how to sing?" You are raking in the money because of your image. You're young, and I'm told that people find you attractive. How much longer will either of these attributes fit you? If you learn how to sing, none of that will matter. You will be around forever like David Bowie.

That is all for now. Tell that Chris Brown to step off...or something.

Sincerely,
Jeffery Shellenbarger

System32 · « **Reply #1412 on:** January 04, 2010, 12:30:36 PM »

http://12.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kvls4kMRUw1qa7gjfo1_250.gif

I accidentally ended up savig a BP version, so I'm glad I got a GIF!

Jack Daniels · « **Reply #1413 on:** January 04, 2010, 03:44:54 PM »

This made me lol so hard.

You kinda have to be an extreme car-nut to get most of it. ACAMS... MikeNCR... Joe... I am looking at you.

Reier · « **Reply #1414 on:** January 05, 2010, 11:56:08 AM »

A horse with a horn is called a Unicorn,
A horse with stripes is called a Zebra,
A horse with wings is calles Pegasus,
And a horse with a broken leg is called glue....

lloopp D lloopp · « **Reply #1415 on:** January 05, 2010, 12:34:45 PM »

Thanks Jimmy Carr!

Reier · « **Reply #1416 on:** January 05, 2010, 01:23:04 PM »

Thanks Red Green is more like it.

Pwnator · « **Reply #1417 on:** January 06, 2010, 04:09:15 AM »

Naryar · « **Reply #1418 on:** January 06, 2010, 04:41:07 AM »

^^ LOL

I don't think i posted that one

Special ragetoon just for Joe

G.K. · « **Reply #1419 on:** January 06, 2010, 04:46:50 AM »