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Re: Jokes
« Reply #1320 on: December 15, 2009, 09:20:55 PM »
Dude! a 48 mace HS?? I gotta try that!
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #1321 on: December 15, 2009, 09:35:48 PM »
^^Strangely, I've been thinking of doing something like that just now.  XD
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #1322 on: December 15, 2009, 09:37:02 PM »
I'm pretty sure that's completely impossible, barring BFE. Good luck, though.
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #1323 on: December 15, 2009, 09:49:59 PM »
Heh. Volvox has 37. XD

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #1324 on: December 15, 2009, 11:01:00 PM »
Well, it's not possible to have a 4 motor spinner... but 48 maces spinning might just be doable. We'll see.
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #1325 on: December 16, 2009, 07:48:25 AM »
Armageddon was originally to be a 48 mace HS but I decided to go for caster armoring it with 36 instead

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #1326 on: December 16, 2009, 08:16:11 AM »
Stereotypical ragetoons, huh ?



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Re: Jokes
« Reply #1327 on: December 16, 2009, 09:30:00 AM »
Hehe. Nice Nar. Maybe a Jewish one saying "OOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII...."
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #1328 on: December 16, 2009, 10:30:55 AM »
What about Ireland?
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #1329 on: December 16, 2009, 12:47:09 PM »
This is Ireland:

Guhhhh....wha?....F...f...fff (throws up) lOnDoN bRiDgE iS fallllllling dowwwwwn... (throws up again)... whuzzat? fffffffuuuU... (passes out)

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #1330 on: December 16, 2009, 12:48:32 PM »
Brilliant!
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #1331 on: December 16, 2009, 03:16:44 PM »
Hehe. Nice Nar. Maybe a Jewish one saying "OOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII...."
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #1332 on: December 17, 2009, 04:49:59 AM »
That finnish... ROFL!!!!  :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #1333 on: December 17, 2009, 07:34:27 AM »
Heh. Volvox has 37. XD

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I did it! Kinda, haha...

The bot is a joke in the way it is combat effective, so it still fits in the joke section. (It's in my showcase btw)
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #1334 on: December 17, 2009, 07:47:54 AM »
I know. I also tried one myself, but was overweight by exactly 28kg. Redbird drive, one black with CB stacked in 14kg plastic chassis, 48 maces in 4 Z-Teks on 2 Snapper2s. >.<

Oh well, you did it! :D

Not really a joke, but...



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Re: Jokes
« Reply #1335 on: December 17, 2009, 07:54:15 AM »
How in the Nine Hells can a Yoko Geri (if i am not mistaken that wasn't a circular kick) make a head a splode ?

Not easy to pull off a kick like this to the head as well...

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #1336 on: December 17, 2009, 08:06:07 AM »
Because that's only possible in



*iwannabuyitiwannabuyitiwannabuyit*
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #1337 on: December 17, 2009, 09:51:06 AM »
Lol. I saw that in a book shop once.
 
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #1338 on: December 17, 2009, 06:27:59 PM »
hahahahahahahahaha

verrrrry funny LDL.

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #1339 on: December 18, 2009, 11:24:50 AM »
Indeed.
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