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Re: Jokes
« Reply #5440 on: February 23, 2016, 07:12:38 PM »
i don't have any thing to say but i just wanted to join the fun  :smile:

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #5441 on: February 23, 2016, 07:17:28 PM »

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #5442 on: February 23, 2016, 07:17:53 PM »
*attempting to get back on topic*



I just saw this image in a video and thought it was too relatable.  Uhh... yeah.

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #5443 on: February 29, 2016, 05:50:21 PM »
red can you build something already thats the entire point of being here
I thought dank memes were the entire point of being here.
im just waiting for meganerdbomb to come along and kick things into gear.

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #5444 on: March 01, 2016, 11:06:22 AM »
red can you build something already thats the entire point of being here
I thought dank memes were the entire point of being here.


I think those two things are in equal balance. Anyway, I AM building things, I mean, have you seen my challenge threads?

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #5445 on: March 07, 2016, 10:58:15 AM »
red can you build something already thats the entire point of being here
I thought dank memes were the entire point of being here.


I think those two things are in equal balance. Anyway, I AM building things, I mean, have you seen my challenge threads?

We do not watch every challenge tbh, so showcasing your bots is the best way to do it.
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #5446 on: March 07, 2016, 07:16:33 PM »
WHY WOULD YOU RE-START THIS ARGUMENT

IT WAS DEAD

LET IT DIE

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #5447 on: March 07, 2016, 08:22:47 PM »
WHY WOULD YOU RE-START THIS ARGUMENT

IT WAS DEAD

LET IT DIE


i'm only a finalist in BBEAMS 7 which was a meme tournament and I just stole a NAR AI bot and made it dense as ****.
and Not Bushido was a thing that happened, I beat the #1 seed despite being #bad seed.

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #5448 on: March 08, 2016, 12:58:16 AM »
Guys, stop fooling around and get back to the jokes! I have some right now:

Where does one send a Jew with ADHD?

If Trump wants to make America great again, he should start by exiting the race!

What do Colorado and Saudi Arabia have in common?
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #5449 on: March 08, 2016, 01:17:18 AM »
A sheep, a drum, and a snake fall down a cliff.

Bah dum hiss

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #5450 on: March 08, 2016, 01:28:45 PM »
So was having some edgy bants with some mates today. They were talking about . One of them says "What if they looked at the tomb and it said 'Here lies Madeline, daughter of Kate'". So laughter ensues. Then I go "And what if the book next to the tomb was the McCann's autobiography". More laughter.

A few minutes go by and we change topic. Then a thought enters my head. I say:
"Guys, Maddie couldn't have been in the Mines of Moria. The doors were closed and locked!"
also lol at most toxic guy around calling others out on this sh**
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #5451 on: March 12, 2016, 11:11:53 PM »
There was once a core made at night and a wave made out of vapor


and just like that god was dead
i'm only a finalist in BBEAMS 7 which was a meme tournament and I just stole a NAR AI bot and made it dense as ****.
and Not Bushido was a thing that happened, I beat the #1 seed despite being #bad seed.

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #5452 on: March 14, 2016, 05:27:00 PM »
What do you get when you put root beer in a square glass?


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Re: Jokes
« Reply #5453 on: March 15, 2016, 04:06:01 AM »
What do you get when you put root beer in a square glass?


that was an easy one

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #5454 on: March 19, 2016, 08:28:37 AM »
9/11 was an inside rimjob.
i'm only a finalist in BBEAMS 7 which was a meme tournament and I just stole a NAR AI bot and made it dense as ****.
and Not Bushido was a thing that happened, I beat the #1 seed despite being #bad seed.

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #5455 on: March 19, 2016, 10:07:09 AM »
also lol at most toxic guy around calling others out on this sh**
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #5456 on: March 19, 2016, 11:47:48 AM »
9/11 was an inside rimjob.

And I thought MY jokes were cringe.

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #5457 on: March 19, 2016, 11:53:03 AM »

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #5458 on: April 27, 2016, 11:34:34 AM »
Why did Helen Keller's dog kill itself?
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #5459 on: April 28, 2016, 12:44:52 PM »
Barman says "we don't serve time travellers in 'ere."

A time traveller walks into a bar.