Author Topic: Jokes (Read 211335 times)

090901 · « **Reply #5280 on:** January 10, 2015, 11:47:42 PM »

Quote from: Kurt Wylde on January 10, 2015, 07:22:17 PM

Great, now Andy is going to get raped for 09's post. That's why I didn't post it.

كورت كنت مثل هذا شاذ جنسيا، وآمل مجموعة من الزنوج يغتصبون كنت في المؤخرة، وطي.

RedAce · « **Reply #5281 on:** January 13, 2015, 07:50:30 PM »

What do Micheal Jackson and the Power Glove have in common?

RedAce · « **Reply #5282 on:** January 20, 2015, 06:32:22 PM »

DP I'm pretty sure some of these have been posted before, but here you go.

Badnik96 · « **Reply #5283 on:** January 20, 2015, 06:41:07 PM »

What's the difference between a piano, a fish, and some glue?

You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish!

What about the glue, you ask? I knew you'd get stuck on that

kill343gs · « **Reply #5284 on:** January 21, 2015, 12:49:05 PM »

Quote from: Badnik96 on January 20, 2015, 06:41:07 PM

What's the difference between a piano, a fish, and some glue?

You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish!

What about the glue, you ask? I knew you'd get stuck on that

im gonna use this joke to try and get laid

will report back

helloface · « **Reply #5285 on:** January 21, 2015, 10:28:19 PM »

are you copper tellurium? because you're CuTe

Naryar · « **Reply #5286 on:** January 22, 2015, 04:55:51 AM »

Quote from: Badnik96 on January 20, 2015, 06:41:07 PM

What's the difference between a piano, a fish, and some glue?

You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish!

What about the glue, you ask? I knew you'd get stuck on that

*groan*

Quote from: kill343gs on January 21, 2015, 12:49:05 PM

Quote from: Badnik96 on January 20, 2015, 06:41:07 PM
What's the difference between a piano, a fish, and some glue?

You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish!

What about the glue, you ask? I knew you'd get stuck on that

im gonna use this joke to try and get laid

will report back

you're going to report back injuries, yes...

MassimoV · « **Reply #5287 on:** January 24, 2015, 04:44:35 PM »

I posted this a while ago but it deserves to be here.

EDIT:
Also this.

RedAce · « **Reply #5288 on:** February 06, 2015, 08:01:34 AM »

Badnik96 · « **Reply #5289 on:** February 12, 2015, 09:06:10 PM »

A man and his wife were sitting on the couch together, watching Who Wants to be A Millionaire, when the man decides to ask his wife for sex. She denies him.

He says, "Is that your final answer?"

The wife says yes.

The man says "I'd like to phone a friend."

And that's when the fight started...

HurricaneAndrew · « **Reply #5290 on:** February 13, 2015, 03:49:14 PM »

Badnik96 · « **Reply #5291 on:** February 19, 2015, 05:16:46 PM »

What rock group has four men that don't sing?

Mount Rushmore.

Resetti's Replicas · « **Reply #5292 on:** February 19, 2015, 07:41:44 PM »

What do you call someone who skips out on paying for a telegram?

A dot-and-dash.

MassimoV · « **Reply #5293 on:** February 19, 2015, 07:57:04 PM »

S.T.C. · « **Reply #5294 on:** February 19, 2015, 08:02:26 PM »

Quote from: MassimoV on February 19, 2015, 07:57:04 PM

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I'd watch this.

RedAce · « **Reply #5295 on:** March 03, 2015, 06:40:37 PM »

MassimoV · « **Reply #5296 on:** March 03, 2015, 10:14:12 PM »

HurricaneAndrew · « **Reply #5297 on:** March 05, 2015, 10:10:06 AM »

RedAce · « **Reply #5298 on:** March 05, 2015, 11:23:35 AM »

RedAce · « **Reply #5299 on:** March 07, 2015, 07:19:15 PM »