Author Topic: Jokes (Read 211457 times)

Jonzu95 · « **Reply #5260 on:** November 27, 2014, 01:03:53 AM »

Quote from: Badnik96 on November 26, 2014, 11:23:06 PM

Didn't ACAMS or someone post that recently?

idk

playzooki · « **Reply #5261 on:** November 27, 2014, 02:02:03 AM »

Quote from: Badnik96 on November 26, 2014, 11:23:06 PM

Didn't ACAMS or someone post that recently?

Yes, replace 85 year old man with acams

Jonzu95 · « **Reply #5262 on:** November 27, 2014, 07:58:43 AM »

Quote from: playzooki on November 27, 2014, 02:02:03 AM

Quote from: Badnik96 on November 26, 2014, 11:23:06 PM
Didn't ACAMS or someone post that recently?
Yes, replace 85 year old man with acams

That was actually a good one...

RedAce · « **Reply #5263 on:** December 10, 2014, 06:56:10 PM »

playzooki · « **Reply #5264 on:** December 11, 2014, 03:35:22 PM »

Jeremy Kyle 12 Days of Christmas
12 cans of carling,
11 DNA tests,
10 dads to choose from,
9 teeth between them,
8 squeezed in tracksuits,
7 stinking smackrats,
6 Dunlop trainers,
5 stolen rings,
4 fat slags,
3 ugly twats,
2 timing cunts,
and a wanker who parades them on TV……

Naryar · « **Reply #5265 on:** January 03, 2015, 03:44:41 PM »

https://www.google.fr/search?q=jonzu&safe=off&es_sm=122&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=LGKoVLn7H8zPaJrZgNgC&ved=0CAkQ_AUoAg&biw=868&bih=427

Philippa · « **Reply #5266 on:** January 03, 2015, 03:57:38 PM »

How many potatoes do you need to kill an Irish person?

None.

Jonzu95 · « **Reply #5267 on:** January 10, 2015, 09:00:04 AM »

Quote from: Naryar on January 03, 2015, 03:44:41 PM

https://www.google.fr/search?q=jonzu&safe=off&es_sm=122&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=LGKoVLn7H8zPaJrZgNgC&ved=0CAkQ_AUoAg&biw=868&bih=427

nothing new here

AlexGRFan97 · « **Reply #5268 on:** January 10, 2015, 09:45:23 AM »

Quote from: Kurt Wylde on January 03, 2015, 03:57:38 PM

How many potatoes do you need to kill an Irish person?

None.

damn son

Shield · « **Reply #5269 on:** January 10, 2015, 10:19:12 AM »

wanna hear a short joke

my d*ck

Philippa · « **Reply #5270 on:** January 10, 2015, 11:13:56 AM »

Quote from: S.H.I.E.L.D on January 10, 2015, 10:19:12 AM

wanna hear a short joke

my d*ck

Nobody gets it.

helloface · « **Reply #5271 on:** January 10, 2015, 12:28:57 PM »

Quote from: Kurt Wylde on January 10, 2015, 11:13:56 AM

Quote from: S.H.I.E.L.D on January 10, 2015, 10:19:12 AM
wanna hear a short joke

my d*ck
Nobody gets it.

heh

HurricaneAndrew · « **Reply #5272 on:** January 10, 2015, 01:00:56 PM »

League of Legends is an okay game.

helloface · « **Reply #5273 on:** January 10, 2015, 02:51:14 PM »

Quote from: HurricaneAndrew on January 10, 2015, 01:00:56 PM

League of Legends is an okay game.

Banned.

090901 · « **Reply #5274 on:** January 10, 2015, 04:40:19 PM »

اللعنة عليك كريغ لك أم الأبله خنزير زنجي غبي

AlexGRFan97 · « **Reply #5275 on:** January 10, 2015, 05:27:58 PM »

Hey, hey, hey ladies and jellyfish, have you ever noticed salt shakers? I mean, you fill them up every night at closing, and I mean, where does it all go? Huh? You know what I mean?

Mr. AS · « **Reply #5276 on:** January 10, 2015, 06:57:05 PM »

Quote from: 090901 on January 10, 2015, 04:40:19 PM

اللعنة عليك كريغ لك أم الأبله خنزير زنجي غبي

Quote from: ACAMS

أوباما هو كيكي سخيف اليهودي شيل قوة الدفاع الإنترنت الذين يجب أن الغراء الساخنة قنبلة في شرجه

xaxaxaxaxaxax

HurricaneAndrew · « **Reply #5277 on:** January 10, 2015, 07:17:55 PM »

Quote from: Mr. AS on January 10, 2015, 06:57:05 PM

Quote from: 090901 on January 10, 2015, 04:40:19 PM
**** you mother ****er Craig you stupid pig Negro
Quote from: ACAMS
Obama is Kiki ****ing Jewish Internet Defense Force Schell who must bomb in his anus hot glue
xaxaxaxaxaxax

Philippa · « **Reply #5278 on:** January 10, 2015, 07:22:17 PM »

Great, now Andy is going to get raped for 09's post. That's why I didn't post it.

cephalopod · « **Reply #5279 on:** January 10, 2015, 07:32:02 PM »