Author Topic: Jokes (Read 212570 times)

smashysmashy · « **Reply #5100 on:** October 28, 2012, 04:47:52 PM »

Like 20 miles away from my house they've built this really new hospital for amputees.

Badger · « **Reply #5101 on:** October 28, 2012, 04:51:31 PM »

Quote from: smashysmashy on October 27, 2012, 08:04:46 AM

Doc Brown, mudda****ers.

He was hilarious

smashysmashy · « **Reply #5102 on:** October 28, 2012, 04:52:24 PM »

Quote from: TheRoyalBadger on October 28, 2012, 04:51:31 PM

Quote from: smashysmashy on October 27, 2012, 08:04:46 AM
Doc Brown, mudda****ers.
He was hilarious

I concur.

Naryar · « **Reply #5103 on:** November 05, 2012, 02:15:30 AM »

This. This is why a real man should be hot blooded !

Jonzu95 · « **Reply #5104 on:** November 20, 2012, 05:12:03 AM »

TeamXtreemer · « **Reply #5105 on:** November 20, 2012, 07:15:38 AM »

What's the difference between a four year old child and a bad of cocaine?
Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

Sylandro · « **Reply #5106 on:** November 24, 2012, 12:15:50 PM »

I got a Good Joke!

freeziez · « **Reply #5107 on:** November 24, 2012, 12:36:21 PM »

Quote from: Sylandro on November 24, 2012, 12:15:50 PM

I got a Good Joke!

But i forgot it.

please stop

Jonzu95 · « **Reply #5108 on:** December 13, 2012, 02:41:34 PM »

What did a cock say when it drank beer?

Natef · « **Reply #5109 on:** December 13, 2012, 02:44:02 PM »

I don't get it.

Naryar · « **Reply #5110 on:** December 13, 2012, 03:04:37 PM »

I don't get it either, If beer is supposed to weaken your erection, then this joke makes no sense.

GoldenFox93 · « **Reply #5111 on:** December 13, 2012, 03:11:52 PM »

Quote from: Jonzu95 on December 13, 2012, 02:41:34 PM

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What did a cock say when it drank beer?

"**** you"

...what?

Mr. AS · « **Reply #5112 on:** December 13, 2012, 03:12:00 PM »

....was that supposed to be funny

HurricaneAndrew · « **Reply #5113 on:** December 13, 2012, 10:16:32 PM »

ACAMS · « **Reply #5114 on:** December 27, 2012, 11:44:18 PM »

Sparkey as a kid .... (last spring)

Scrap Daddy · « **Reply #5115 on:** December 27, 2012, 11:47:18 PM »

Lol looks like sparkles

Naryar · « **Reply #5116 on:** December 28, 2012, 02:08:34 AM »

Quote from: Scrap Daddy on December 27, 2012, 11:47:18 PM

Lol looks like sparkles

nah sparkey has dark hair

Jonzu95 · « **Reply #5117 on:** December 28, 2012, 04:37:56 AM »

Quote from: Naryar on December 28, 2012, 02:08:34 AM

Quote from: Scrap Daddy on December 27, 2012, 11:47:18 PM
Lol looks like sparkles

nah sparkey has dark hair

you can always change the colour dumb

Naryar · « **Reply #5118 on:** December 28, 2012, 07:01:21 AM »

also sparkey has curly hair

HurricaneAndrew · « **Reply #5119 on:** February 05, 2013, 08:46:24 AM »

There was an old farmer that had a lake on his property and he had set up a piece of the property next to it to be a small picnic area for some of the locals. One day he had gone down to the lake to pick a few pears from a tree that was also there. He sat his bucket down to begin picking but then he noticed two young women swimming in the lake and their clothes laying on the bank. The two women saw him at this point, so they moved to deeper water and yelled "We're not coming out until you leave!". The farmer simply held up his bucket and replied "I'm not here to see you girls naked... I'm here to feed the gator!"

Some old men can still think quickly.