Author Topic: Jokes (Read 211819 times)

Jamin · « **Reply #5080 on:** October 24, 2012, 07:29:37 AM »

Quote from: Badnik96 on October 23, 2012, 07:04:22 PM

ok now you're just getting ridiculous, next you'll say Noodle is a joke

oh wait, he is

Every time someone makes a post like this, Noodle wins more and more.

smashysmashy · « **Reply #5081 on:** October 24, 2012, 12:03:51 PM »

Oh wow, that joke by Sylandro is extremely old.

HurricaneAndrew · « **Reply #5082 on:** October 24, 2012, 12:28:33 PM »

Quote from: smashysmashy on October 24, 2012, 12:03:51 PM

Oh wow, that joke by Sylandro is extremely old.

Your mom is extremely old, but people still **** her.

Badger · « **Reply #5083 on:** October 24, 2012, 07:48:47 PM »

How would you pick up a Jewish girl in 1940s Poland?

How do you fit 6 million Jews into a VW Beetle?

Incredirobotwars · « **Reply #5084 on:** October 24, 2012, 09:06:41 PM »

People who wear foil hats to stop alien mind-reading.

Probably Rob · « **Reply #5085 on:** October 24, 2012, 09:08:28 PM »

Quote from: Incredirobotwars on October 24, 2012, 09:06:41 PM

People who wear foil hats to stop alien mind-reading.

But it wooooorks, they proved it on Futuramaaaaa.

Resetti's Replicas · « **Reply #5086 on:** October 24, 2012, 09:21:35 PM »

Quote from: TheRoyalBadger on October 24, 2012, 07:48:47 PM

How would you pick up a Jewish girl in 1940s Poland?

With a dustpan and brush

How do you fit 6 million Jews into a VW Beetle?

Put them in the ash tray

British food.

Incredirobotwars · « **Reply #5087 on:** October 24, 2012, 09:22:23 PM »

Quote from: Rob Collins on October 24, 2012, 09:08:28 PM

Quote from: Incredirobotwars on October 24, 2012, 09:06:41 PM
People who wear foil hats to stop alien mind-reading.

But it wooooorks, they proved it on Futuramaaaaa.

But if it were any kind of radiation/emission, it would be some sort of 'undiscovered' frequency on the electromagnetic scale, if anything past gamma radiation frequencies, and so the energy transfer would be huge. And you'd need a Faraday Cage to stop EM radiation. You'd need to earth the foil hat if you wanted to stop anything at all (apart from light waves. They ARE stopped by foil hats, but that's it.)

...I'm WAY too tired to be any nerdier than that...

freeziez · « **Reply #5088 on:** October 24, 2012, 10:49:36 PM »

I just released a new Battlebots 5 video.

I think this is the appropriate thread to announce it in.

HurricaneAndrew · « **Reply #5089 on:** October 25, 2012, 11:31:00 AM »

I have sexdaily.

Edit:
sh**... I meant dyslexia. I have dyslexia.

Domanating · « **Reply #5090 on:** October 25, 2012, 12:51:19 PM »

In a commercial airplane, a lawyer sits next to a blonde. After a while in the flight the lawyer has an idea. Believing that all blondes are dumb he decided to take profit of it and make a bet with her to pass time.

Lawyer: lets make a bet. When i ask you a question and you get it wrong you give me 10$, if you get it right i give you 100$. When you make me a question, if i get it right you give me 10$ and if i get it wrong I'll give you 100$. Deal?

Blonde:Deal!

Lawyer: Ok I start. What falls standing and "runs" lying down?

The blonde thinks for a while but quickly gives up, opens her purse and gives the man 10$.

The lawyer gives the answer: It's the rain.

Blonde: Ok my turn! What climbs a mountain with 4 legs and descends from the other side with 3?

The lawyer was shocked by this question. He thought and thought, picked up his laptop and tried to find the answer online. After nearly an hour of thinking and searching he finally gives up and angrily gives the woman 100$.
She takes the money and remains silent.

Lawyer:Well?!! What is the answer to your question anyway?!

Without saying a word the blonde opens her purse and gives the man 10$

090901 · « **Reply #5091 on:** October 25, 2012, 04:49:19 PM »

Quote from: Badnik96 on October 23, 2012, 07:04:22 PM

ok now you're just getting ridiculous, next you'll say Noodle is a joke

oh wait, he is

noodle is a pretty cool guy but ok

Naryar · « **Reply #5092 on:** October 26, 2012, 01:24:23 AM »

Quote from: 090901 on October 25, 2012, 04:49:19 PM

Quote from: Badnik96 on October 23, 2012, 07:04:22 PM
ok now you're just getting ridiculous, next you'll say Noodle is a joke

oh wait, he is
noodle is a pretty cool guy but ok

eh gets b& and isn't afraid of anything

Philippa · « **Reply #5093 on:** October 26, 2012, 02:59:00 PM »

Few Jimmy Saville ones here.

Zynga make lots of games for Facebook, for he wannabe farmers they gave them FarmVille, they made CityVille too, and now they're about to release their latest game for pedophiles - SaVille.

When they took away Sir Jimmy's gravestone and destroyed it they took all the flowers away too and left nothing except a little hole with no bushes - just how he liked them.

GoldenFox93 · « **Reply #5094 on:** October 26, 2012, 03:02:12 PM »

Quote from: Kurt Wylde on October 26, 2012, 02:59:00 PM

Few Jimmy Saville ones here.

Zynga make lots of games for Facebook, for he wannabe farmers they gave them FarmVille, they made CityVille too, and now they're about to release their latest game for pedophiles - SaVille.

When they took away Sir Jimmy's gravestone and destroyed it they took all the flowers away too and left nothing except a little hole with no bushes - just how he liked them.

"Welcome back to Top of the Pops, with me- Jimmy Saville!

Coming in Number 12...me!"

Incredirobotwars · « **Reply #5095 on:** October 26, 2012, 04:58:40 PM »

I've decided that this guy is way too funny to be left out of here:

Philippa · « **Reply #5096 on:** October 27, 2012, 04:32:27 AM »

Quote from: Incredirobotwars on October 26, 2012, 04:58:40 PM

I've decided that this guy is way too funny to be left out of here:

Saw Daniel Sloss before he was on GTM.
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Badger · « **Reply #5097 on:** October 27, 2012, 05:06:00 AM »

Quote from: Kurt Wylde on October 27, 2012, 04:32:27 AM

Quote from: Incredirobotwars on October 26, 2012, 04:58:40 PM
I've decided that this guy is way too funny to be left out of here:

Saw Daniel Sloss before he was on GTM.
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Le same.

smashysmashy · « **Reply #5098 on:** October 27, 2012, 08:04:46 AM »

Doc Brown, mudda****ers.

HurricaneAndrew · « **Reply #5099 on:** October 27, 2012, 01:05:33 PM »

Mitch Hedberg is king.