Author Topic: Jokes (Read 211338 times)

smashysmashy · « **Reply #4980 on:** August 27, 2012, 09:43:08 AM »

No, but it kind of ruins the point of posting a joke aimed at the whole forum when only you find it funny, let alone understand it.

Naryar · « **Reply #4981 on:** August 27, 2012, 01:47:04 PM »

Quote from: smashysmashy on August 27, 2012, 09:43:08 AM

No, but it kind of ruins the point of posting a joke aimed at the whole forum when only you find it funny, let alone understand it.

this

just this

GoldenFox93 · « **Reply #4982 on:** August 27, 2012, 01:54:34 PM »

Ugh, that furry's still creeping me out.

NFX · « **Reply #4983 on:** August 27, 2012, 02:16:29 PM »

Quote from: Jonzu95 on August 27, 2012, 09:32:18 AM

Quote from: smashysmashy on August 27, 2012, 09:20:46 AM
Quote from: Jonzu95 on August 27, 2012, 08:53:40 AM
Translation

Mitsubishi's Magic Button
Ralliart turns into beast by pressing a button
[Watch Video!]
(Image removed from quote.)
So funny my arm burst
You just don't get it because you don't understand finnish.

I thought the joke was the second word was pronounced "takin' a pee".

Jonzu95 · « **Reply #4984 on:** August 27, 2012, 02:21:05 PM »

Quote from: GoldenFox93 on August 27, 2012, 01:54:34 PM

Ugh, that furry's still creeping me out.

What are you? a Baby?

smashysmashy · « **Reply #4985 on:** August 27, 2012, 02:24:21 PM »

Quote from: Jonzu95 on August 27, 2012, 02:21:05 PM

Quote from: GoldenFox93 on August 27, 2012, 01:54:34 PM
Ugh, that furry's still creeping me out.
What are you? a Baby?

Babies don't have sex with women. Babies sit at home all day and fap to furry porn.

Mr. AS · « **Reply #4986 on:** August 27, 2012, 02:26:16 PM »

Quote from: smashysmashy on August 27, 2012, 02:24:21 PM

Quote from: Jonzu95 on August 27, 2012, 02:21:05 PM
Quote from: GoldenFox93 on August 27, 2012, 01:54:34 PM
Ugh, that furry's still creeping me out.
What are you? a Baby?
Babies don't have sex with women. Babies sit at home all day and fap to furry porn.

babbies dont have sex with fugly wimminz either

freeziez · « **Reply #4987 on:** August 27, 2012, 02:27:20 PM »

smashysmashy · « **Reply #4988 on:** August 27, 2012, 02:29:39 PM »

YOU.

YOU STOLE ME IMAGE.

However it fits perfectly so you are forgiven

Quote from: Mr. AwesumSauce on August 27, 2012, 02:26:16 PM

Quote from: smashysmashy on August 27, 2012, 02:24:21 PM
Quote from: Jonzu95 on August 27, 2012, 02:21:05 PM
Quote from: GoldenFox93 on August 27, 2012, 01:54:34 PM
Ugh, that furry's still creeping me out.
What are you? a Baby?
Babies don't have sex with women. Babies sit at home all day and fap to furry porn.
babbies dont have sex with fugly wimminz either

BURN!

HurricaneAndrew · « **Reply #4989 on:** August 27, 2012, 06:22:07 PM »

Quote from: Naryar on August 27, 2012, 01:47:04 PM

Quote from: smashysmashy on August 27, 2012, 09:43:08 AM
No, but it kind of ruins the point of posting a joke aimed at the whole forum when only you find it funny, let alone understand it.

this

just this

Thirded.

GoldenFox93 · « **Reply #4990 on:** August 27, 2012, 06:27:35 PM »

Quote from: HurricaneAndrew on August 27, 2012, 06:22:07 PM

Quote from: Naryar on August 27, 2012, 01:47:04 PM
Quote from: smashysmashy on August 27, 2012, 09:43:08 AM
No, but it kind of ruins the point of posting a joke aimed at the whole forum when only you find it funny, let alone understand it.

this

just this

Thirded.

Fourthed...if that works.

EDIT: Just noticed the chaos below, actually =P

HurricaneAndrew · « **Reply #4991 on:** August 27, 2012, 09:13:24 PM »

GoldenFox93 · « **Reply #4992 on:** August 29, 2012, 04:57:39 AM »

So Anders Breivik only got 21 years for killing 77 people.

I can't wait for One Direction's Norway tour...I'll probably only get a fine!

Jamin · « **Reply #4993 on:** August 29, 2012, 06:04:59 AM »

21 years is the maximum amount they are allowed to give a single person. They will, without a doubt, extend it as soon as those 21 years are up.

RpJk · « **Reply #4994 on:** August 31, 2012, 02:37:36 PM »

I fell off my bike today and a wee kid laughs and shouts FAIL!

I said "Thats what your mother said after she gave birth to you"

freeziez · « **Reply #4995 on:** August 31, 2012, 03:41:18 PM »

Quote from: RPJK on August 31, 2012, 02:37:36 PM

I fell off my bike today and a wee kid laughs and shouts FAIL!

I said "Thats what your mother said after she gave birth to you"

+1 respect for you

SKBT · « **Reply #4996 on:** September 04, 2012, 11:15:28 AM »

Virus Bomb · « **Reply #4997 on:** September 07, 2012, 10:48:30 PM »

http://imgur.com/a/wIPnF

Resetti's Replicas · « **Reply #4998 on:** September 07, 2012, 11:06:35 PM »

Jesus came home from a long day of doing miracles only to discover that his house had been robbed! They got everything, the jewelry, the food, even the furniture! So he rang the police and they sent an officer to fill out a report. The officer asked him:
"Can you tell me what they stole?"
And Jesus says
"Well, pretty much everything that that wasn't nailed down."

HurricaneAndrew · « **Reply #4999 on:** September 08, 2012, 12:28:01 PM »

Quote from: Sonny_Resetti on September 07, 2012, 11:06:35 PM

Jesus came home from a long day of doing miracles only to discover that his house had been robbed! They got everything, the jewelry, the food, even the furniture! So he rang the police and they sent an officer to fill out a report. The officer asked him:
"Can you tell me what they stole?"
And Jesus says
"Well, pretty much everything that that wasn't nailed down."

Awww... That's bad. You should feel bad...

But it was hilarous.