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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4920 on: August 19, 2012, 10:50:02 PM »
Quote from: Mr. AwesumSauce on August 19, 2012, 07:21:50 PM
Quote from: Gazea2 on August 19, 2012, 07:21:19 PM
...too far?
not far enough

What's the difference in frozen pizza and Jews?

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4921 on: August 19, 2012, 10:55:03 PM »
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How you make Alarm Clock Pizza is:
Step 1: You buy an alarm clock from the store, and then you have to break it and put it in the sauce.
Step 2: Fold the sauce in 5 slices and put it in the dough.
Step 3: Paint the eggs with a pitcher of a clock showing what time you want to wake up and eat pizza for breakfast.
Step 4: Put the eggs in the dough.
Step 5: Make it flat into a round shape and draw the time you want on it.
Step 6: Put some old steel to prevent other peple from stealing it.
Step 7: Make it flat and cut into 60 slices 1 for each minute in 1 our.
Step 8: Put in the oven set the timer to 30048813.2884 seconds and put the temperature on 'Volcano' setting.
Step 9: If you think it is take to long, then get yor alarm clock and set it to now so that it will ring and you can take it out.
Step 10: Take it out uv the uvin wen it is redy and go to bed. In the morning eat pizza and also eat yor hands bi mistake.

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4922 on: August 19, 2012, 10:58:37 PM »
Quote from: Mr. AwesumSauce on August 19, 2012, 10:55:03 PM
Quote from: HurricaneAndrew on August 19, 2012, 10:50:02 PM
Quote from: Mr. AwesumSauce on August 19, 2012, 07:21:50 PM
Quote from: Gazea2 on August 19, 2012, 07:21:19 PM
...too far?
not far enough

What's the difference in frozen pizza and Jews?

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4923 on: August 19, 2012, 10:59:52 PM »
Quote from: HurricaneAndrew on August 19, 2012, 10:50:02 PM
What's the difference in frozen pizza and Jews?


my pizza does
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4924 on: August 19, 2012, 11:02:22 PM »
Quote from: freeziez on August 19, 2012, 10:59:52 PM
Quote from: HurricaneAndrew on August 19, 2012, 10:50:02 PM
What's the difference in frozen pizza and Jews?


my pizza does

Jew pizza?
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4925 on: August 19, 2012, 11:03:12 PM »
Quote from: HurricaneAndrew on August 19, 2012, 11:02:22 PM
Quote from: freeziez on August 19, 2012, 10:59:52 PM
Quote from: HurricaneAndrew on August 19, 2012, 10:50:02 PM
What's the difference in frozen pizza and Jews?


my pizza does

Jew pizza?

possibly
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4926 on: August 19, 2012, 11:05:06 PM »
Quote from: HurricaneAndrew on August 19, 2012, 11:02:22 PM
Quote from: freeziez on August 19, 2012, 10:59:52 PM
Quote from: HurricaneAndrew on August 19, 2012, 10:50:02 PM
What's the difference in frozen pizza and Jews?

Pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

my pizza does

Jew pizza?
theres a local restaurant down by my grandmothers

its called jubes (jew-bes) and it serves pizza

one time i ordered a pizza from there; i couldve sworn i head some screams from the back of the kitchen...... true story
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How you make Alarm Clock Pizza is:
Step 1: You buy an alarm clock from the store, and then you have to break it and put it in the sauce.
Step 2: Fold the sauce in 5 slices and put it in the dough.
Step 3: Paint the eggs with a pitcher of a clock showing what time you want to wake up and eat pizza for breakfast.
Step 4: Put the eggs in the dough.
Step 5: Make it flat into a round shape and draw the time you want on it.
Step 6: Put some old steel to prevent other peple from stealing it.
Step 7: Make it flat and cut into 60 slices 1 for each minute in 1 our.
Step 8: Put in the oven set the timer to 30048813.2884 seconds and put the temperature on 'Volcano' setting.
Step 9: If you think it is take to long, then get yor alarm clock and set it to now so that it will ring and you can take it out.
Step 10: Take it out uv the uvin wen it is redy and go to bed. In the morning eat pizza and also eat yor hands bi mistake.

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4927 on: August 20, 2012, 12:23:21 AM »
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4928 on: August 20, 2012, 10:08:06 AM »
How does Batman's mum call him for dinner?

She doesn't, Batman is an orphan.

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4929 on: August 23, 2012, 04:22:48 PM »
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4930 on: August 23, 2012, 04:26:33 PM »
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4931 on: August 23, 2012, 04:29:59 PM »
What language does a Jewish homo speak?

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4932 on: August 23, 2012, 05:36:17 PM »
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4933 on: August 23, 2012, 05:37:23 PM »
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How you make Alarm Clock Pizza is:
Step 1: You buy an alarm clock from the store, and then you have to break it and put it in the sauce.
Step 2: Fold the sauce in 5 slices and put it in the dough.
Step 3: Paint the eggs with a pitcher of a clock showing what time you want to wake up and eat pizza for breakfast.
Step 4: Put the eggs in the dough.
Step 5: Make it flat into a round shape and draw the time you want on it.
Step 6: Put some old steel to prevent other peple from stealing it.
Step 7: Make it flat and cut into 60 slices 1 for each minute in 1 our.
Step 8: Put in the oven set the timer to 30048813.2884 seconds and put the temperature on 'Volcano' setting.
Step 9: If you think it is take to long, then get yor alarm clock and set it to now so that it will ring and you can take it out.
Step 10: Take it out uv the uvin wen it is redy and go to bed. In the morning eat pizza and also eat yor hands bi mistake.

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4934 on: August 23, 2012, 05:37:48 PM »
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4935 on: August 23, 2012, 07:14:46 PM »
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4936 on: August 23, 2012, 11:26:31 PM »
This is rather hilarious. When I "attack" someone, atleast 3 other guys "attacks" back.
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4937 on: August 24, 2012, 01:44:58 AM »
Quote from: Jonzu95 on August 23, 2012, 11:26:31 PM
This is rather hilarious. When I "attack" someone, atleast 3 other guys "attacks" back.

Because you're an easy target ?
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4938 on: August 24, 2012, 01:59:54 AM »
Quote from: Naryar on August 24, 2012, 01:44:58 AM
Quote from: Jonzu95 on August 23, 2012, 11:26:31 PM
This is rather hilarious. When I "attack" someone, atleast 3 other guys "attacks" back.
Because you're an easy target ?
dunno. I don't care.
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4939 on: August 24, 2012, 02:27:25 AM »
Quote from: Jonzu95 on August 24, 2012, 01:59:54 AM
Quote from: Naryar on August 24, 2012, 01:44:58 AM
Quote from: Jonzu95 on August 23, 2012, 11:26:31 PM
This is rather hilarious. When I "attack" someone, atleast 3 other guys "attacks" back.
Because you're an easy target ?
dunno. I don't care.
**** YOU PUSSY LIPS
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