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Offline Velocity EVO

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4900 on: July 30, 2012, 03:54:29 PM »
Here's a joke a friend of mine told me

There once was a man called Dave
Who used to shag women in their graves
People thought he was sick, they said he's a prick
But look at all the money he saved!
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4901 on: July 30, 2012, 04:00:03 PM »
How do you make a whore moan?

Don't pay her!
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4902 on: August 01, 2012, 10:36:21 PM »




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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4903 on: August 01, 2012, 10:55:21 PM »
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How you make Alarm Clock Pizza is:
Step 1: You buy an alarm clock from the store, and then you have to break it and put it in the sauce.
Step 2: Fold the sauce in 5 slices and put it in the dough.
Step 3: Paint the eggs with a pitcher of a clock showing what time you want to wake up and eat pizza for breakfast.
Step 4: Put the eggs in the dough.
Step 5: Make it flat into a round shape and draw the time you want on it.
Step 6: Put some old steel to prevent other peple from stealing it.
Step 7: Make it flat and cut into 60 slices 1 for each minute in 1 our.
Step 8: Put in the oven set the timer to 30048813.2884 seconds and put the temperature on 'Volcano' setting.
Step 9: If you think it is take to long, then get yor alarm clock and set it to now so that it will ring and you can take it out.
Step 10: Take it out uv the uvin wen it is redy and go to bed. In the morning eat pizza and also eat yor hands bi mistake.

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4904 on: August 01, 2012, 10:56:52 PM »
**** this, making a gtm memes thread
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4905 on: August 03, 2012, 09:19:57 PM »
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4906 on: August 06, 2012, 10:25:15 PM »
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4907 on: August 06, 2012, 10:46:10 PM »
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4908 on: August 12, 2012, 11:11:13 PM »
When you see it, you'll sh** bricks.

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4909 on: August 13, 2012, 04:49:11 PM »
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4910 on: August 14, 2012, 08:50:59 AM »
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4911 on: August 17, 2012, 05:20:57 PM »
How do you spot a blind man at a nudist beach?

It's not hard.
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4912 on: August 17, 2012, 05:54:01 PM »
Quote from: Gazea2 on August 17, 2012, 05:20:57 PM
How do you spot a blind man at a nudist beach?

It's not hard.
Awkward how most of the people at beaches are weird old men or REALLY old and fugly grandmas.
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4913 on: August 17, 2012, 06:16:00 PM »
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4914 on: August 19, 2012, 06:48:38 PM »
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4915 on: August 19, 2012, 06:50:02 PM »
Quote from: ty4er on August 19, 2012, 06:48:38 PM
they always say there's safety in numbers


oh yeah? tell that to 6 million jews
oh jew

anne frankly, i did nazi that coming
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How you make Alarm Clock Pizza is:
Step 1: You buy an alarm clock from the store, and then you have to break it and put it in the sauce.
Step 2: Fold the sauce in 5 slices and put it in the dough.
Step 3: Paint the eggs with a pitcher of a clock showing what time you want to wake up and eat pizza for breakfast.
Step 4: Put the eggs in the dough.
Step 5: Make it flat into a round shape and draw the time you want on it.
Step 6: Put some old steel to prevent other peple from stealing it.
Step 7: Make it flat and cut into 60 slices 1 for each minute in 1 our.
Step 8: Put in the oven set the timer to 30048813.2884 seconds and put the temperature on 'Volcano' setting.
Step 9: If you think it is take to long, then get yor alarm clock and set it to now so that it will ring and you can take it out.
Step 10: Take it out uv the uvin wen it is redy and go to bed. In the morning eat pizza and also eat yor hands bi mistake.

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4916 on: August 19, 2012, 06:54:41 PM »
Quote from: Mr. AwesumSauce on August 19, 2012, 06:50:02 PM
Quote from: ty4er on August 19, 2012, 06:48:38 PM
they always say there's safety in numbers


oh yeah? tell that to 6 million jews
oh jew

anne frankly, i did nazi that coming
orange jewce

100% concentrated
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4917 on: August 19, 2012, 06:55:46 PM »
Quote from: freeziez on August 19, 2012, 06:54:41 PM
Quote from: Mr. AwesumSauce on August 19, 2012, 06:50:02 PM
Quote from: ty4er on August 19, 2012, 06:48:38 PM
they always say there's safety in numbers


oh yeah? tell that to 6 million jews
oh jew

anne frankly, i did nazi that coming
orange jewce

100% concentrated

Auschwitz that was good!
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4918 on: August 19, 2012, 07:21:19 PM »
Quote from: Natef on August 19, 2012, 06:55:46 PM
Quote from: freeziez on August 19, 2012, 06:54:41 PM
Quote from: Mr. AwesumSauce on August 19, 2012, 06:50:02 PM
Quote from: ty4er on August 19, 2012, 06:48:38 PM
they always say there's safety in numbers


oh yeah? tell that to 6 million jews
oh jew

anne frankly, i did nazi that coming
orange jewce

100% concentrated

Auschwitz that was good!

These jokes are out of Mein-Kampfort zone. I can only gas that they're Reich up ty's alley.

...too far?
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4919 on: August 19, 2012, 07:21:50 PM »
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How you make Alarm Clock Pizza is:
Step 1: You buy an alarm clock from the store, and then you have to break it and put it in the sauce.
Step 2: Fold the sauce in 5 slices and put it in the dough.
Step 3: Paint the eggs with a pitcher of a clock showing what time you want to wake up and eat pizza for breakfast.
Step 4: Put the eggs in the dough.
Step 5: Make it flat into a round shape and draw the time you want on it.
Step 6: Put some old steel to prevent other peple from stealing it.
Step 7: Make it flat and cut into 60 slices 1 for each minute in 1 our.
Step 8: Put in the oven set the timer to 30048813.2884 seconds and put the temperature on 'Volcano' setting.
Step 9: If you think it is take to long, then get yor alarm clock and set it to now so that it will ring and you can take it out.
Step 10: Take it out uv the uvin wen it is redy and go to bed. In the morning eat pizza and also eat yor hands bi mistake.
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