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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4880 on: July 11, 2012, 05:47:28 PM »
PENISDUMP = New meme.

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4881 on: July 18, 2012, 12:03:15 AM »
Double posting... Why? 'Cause **** DUH POE-LEASE!!!



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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4882 on: July 19, 2012, 01:03:28 PM »

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4883 on: July 19, 2012, 02:37:27 PM »
Holy sh**! Look at all those ducks!!! *BANG BANG BANG*

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4884 on: July 19, 2012, 08:24:20 PM »
A guy went diving into a hole but didn't need a wetsuit
and only stuck one part of his body in it
What was that hole....
A glory hole
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4885 on: July 22, 2012, 04:20:05 PM »
there was a young man called john.
who was heating red hot scallops.
he dropped one down his trouser leg.
and severely burnt his ankle.
hi

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4886 on: July 23, 2012, 02:41:16 PM »

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4887 on: July 23, 2012, 02:47:10 PM »
(Image removed from quote.)
lol.. Saw a pokemon joke like that somewhere.

cba to find it

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4888 on: July 24, 2012, 01:07:28 PM »
America- the country where the Moon Landings are fake, but Wrestling is real.



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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4889 on: July 24, 2012, 01:53:24 PM »
How do you neuter a redneck?

Punch his sister in the jaw.

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4890 on: July 24, 2012, 02:22:12 PM »
America- the country where the Moon Landings are fake, but Wrestling is real.

lolno.

The only people that think WWE style wrestling is real are young children, the mentally handicapped, and old men like my grandfather.



How do you neuter a redneck?


Punch his sister in the jaw.

That was good... :laughing

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4891 on: July 27, 2012, 10:20:01 AM »

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4892 on: July 27, 2012, 12:52:07 PM »
What does a jokester say when his joke backfires.
Looks like i Joked myself out
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Re: Jokes
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4894 on: July 28, 2012, 07:40:20 AM »
Yes that sequence of words I just said made perfect sense.

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Re: Jokes
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4896 on: July 29, 2012, 09:07:47 AM »
A cure for acute depression may be just around the corner. Oh, and here it come now!

It's a train.
also lol at most toxic guy around calling others out on this sh**
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4897 on: July 29, 2012, 09:10:21 AM »
A girl asked me for sex yesterday. But I had to disappoint her. We had sex.


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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4898 on: July 29, 2012, 10:05:29 AM »
wut

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4899 on: July 29, 2012, 10:12:44 AM »
America- the country where the Moon Landings are fake, but Wrestling is real.

I wonder which is rigged more, "Professional" Wrestling, or the UK Robot Wars?