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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4860 on: July 06, 2012, 02:47:03 AM »
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4861 on: July 06, 2012, 10:04:24 AM »
Okay so my mom and me are considered dirty blondes (Dark blonde hair)

Let me tell you about her blonde moment

My mom was filling up her gas tank at the gas station. But she didn't drive off with the pump. She paid for the gas.
Then she drove home with the gas tank open!

I was laughing uncontrollably
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4862 on: July 06, 2012, 10:11:05 AM »
pretty sure that happens a lot.

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4863 on: July 06, 2012, 10:14:37 AM »
Okay so my mom and me are considered dirty blondes (Dark blonde hair)

Let me tell you about her blonde moment

My mom was filling up her gas tank at the gas station. But she didn't drive off with the pump. She paid for the gas.
Then she drove home with the gas tank open!

I was laughing uncontrollably
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4864 on: July 06, 2012, 10:16:48 AM »
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4865 on: July 07, 2012, 02:54:11 AM »
What happened when the SFTW saw the pit?

It thought it was a nice resting place.
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4866 on: July 07, 2012, 03:20:45 AM »
...Why do every time you post a joke here I (and visibly other people, as far as I can see) don't find it funny at all ?


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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4867 on: July 07, 2012, 06:06:17 AM »
...Why do every time you post a joke here I (and visibly other people, as far as I can see) don't find it funny at all ?

Oooh! Oooooh! I know this one!

The answer is "To get to the other side!"  :gawe:

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4868 on: July 07, 2012, 07:03:35 AM »
...Why do every time you post a joke here I (and visibly other people, as far as I can see) don't find it funny at all ?

Oooh! Oooooh! I know this one!

The answer is "To get to the other side!"  :gawe:

... and i don't get this one

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4869 on: July 07, 2012, 07:06:29 AM »
...Why do every time you post a joke here I (and visibly other people, as far as I can see) don't find it funny at all ?

Oooh! Oooooh! I know this one!

The answer is "To get to the other side!"  :gawe:

... and i don't get this one

Since it's a jokes thread, he acted as if what you said was the setup to a joke (from what I can tell).
Yes that sequence of words I just said made perfect sense.

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4870 on: July 07, 2012, 07:13:33 AM »
...Why do every time you post a joke here I (and visibly other people, as far as I can see) don't find it funny at all ?

Oooh! Oooooh! I know this one!

The answer is "To get to the other side!"  :gawe:

... and i don't get this one

Since it's a jokes thread, he acted as if what you said was the setup to a joke (from what I can tell).

Oh, yes, i got it, I got to play the straight man.

Ha.

Ha.

Hahahahahaha.

(As you can all guess, that was really very funny)

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4871 on: July 08, 2012, 12:01:24 PM »
Have you guys ever noticed how Spanish and Jamaican jokes are the same? Once you've heard juan you've heard jumal...


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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4872 on: July 08, 2012, 05:24:28 PM »
What do the cop and the obese person have in common?
They both eat large amounts of doughnuts.
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4873 on: July 08, 2012, 05:28:55 PM »
What do the cop and the obese person have in common?
They both eat large amounts of doughnuts.

also lol at most toxic guy around calling others out on this sh**
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4874 on: July 08, 2012, 05:32:31 PM »
Guys, enough with the bass jokes! Just drop it..


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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4875 on: July 08, 2012, 07:16:46 PM »
Guys, enough with the bass jokes! Just drop it..

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4876 on: July 08, 2012, 07:20:57 PM »
Guys, enough with the bass jokes!

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4877 on: July 08, 2012, 08:34:14 PM »
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4878 on: July 11, 2012, 04:21:47 AM »
Bit childish I know, but its funny how oblivious they are to it :P



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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4879 on: July 11, 2012, 04:26:31 AM »
Bit childish I know, but its funny how oblivious they are to it :P



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